E. Smith and TwIligHt Spahrkel

"I Am Princessqueen Demonsun Molestia, You are all on your way to Death in Hell all you FUCKING PONIES! And you! READER! YOU ARE NOT SAFE I WILL CRAWL UP YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT AND LIGHT A MOTHERFUCKING CAMPFIRE AS YOU BURN IN FUCKING HELL YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!"

"Oh and BTW, I Have Princess Twilight Sparkle in my custody,̣̩͉̙̙̂ͯ̓͑ͣ͋ͯ͌̕ ̢͕̣̬̹͍̜̳̑̍̉ͫ̑͒̽T̨͉̹̳̟̣̻͊͆̍̃ͨ̉̚r̸̡̩̼̭̱̰̓͛̄̋ͯͭy̢̮̳̹͔̳͌̒̍̐ͪ̌ ͎̦̜̬̻̯̗͆ͪͣa̸͌ͬ̿̈̍̀͌͏̩̰̟̦̣n͓͕̭͉̽ͫ̚ḏ͙̲̝͇͉͖́̐͆̑͐̌ͫ͢ ̘͙̬̦̥̙̯̅̐̎ͤ̑͘S͚̯̱̼̮̾̃ͣ̃̽̆̑̚ͅa̦̩̟͍̗͉̲͛ͣv̗̝̳̺͗̋͂ͦͯ͂͋ͬͅe͖͉͉̭̗̩̐̋ ̛̬̣̮̙̊ͧ̅̇͢h͓̰͍̘̻̗̳̜̙̓̅̐͋͝e̺̘̞͑ͣ͌̒̅̓̾͒͡͠r̖̾̍͑ ̷̵̼̻̊ͯͯͪ̈́͗ͮ̈̾ǐͥ̐͏͏̨̺̰̲̙͇̥f̏͌̇͆ͪ̀͏̗͡ ͚͍̖͈͕ͥ̎̔̃͌ͦ̐͋y̛̬̜̭̱̦̏͒́̈̎ͤͮ̽̅́̕o͓̞͇̟̊̇u̶̥̳̟ͦ͊̓̓̋ ̰͎̟̩͚ͣ͘͞c͔̦̀ͪ͛ͥͬ͜a̡̗̥̯͔̻̬̺͊͑ͅn̯̱̳̳̯ͤͭͨ͌͐͑́̀!̛͔̩̯̲̓̽͒͠͝

"Hory Sheet," she said. We Need To Fucking Save Her!" Luna Nodded and they went on a suddenly more Grammatically Correct, but more Vulgar Adventure. FUCKSHITFUCKFUCKIDDYFUCK.

First Stop: Crystal Empire.