E. Smith and TwIligHt Spahrkel

by SquigFiction

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Adventure, Human, Romance
Length: 557

This is not to be taken seriously.

Like OmG mahy nam is Eveline Smeth and want to F*ck My Little Pony. this is story of mah lyfe.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-20 13:25:57 UTC

This is Stupid

My nayme is Evaline Smith. I hav big boobs anf im emo goth and shit. ever sense i wash a little girls iwanted to sissor a my littlr poneh. one dah i was walking  through park and i fountd a mirror. I walk throu soem hoew. i in wquestria nau. "Holy fuch im pone," i fuckken sad. then twilight walk up 2 me and wng boner so i stuck my thing in her thing and we danced. "OH MI FUCKKEN GAD TWOLOIT!!!" I came Buckets, und she ded 2."OHSHIT i wonet to rememmemebrr dis 4ever," isad. We Did it for 22 minutes and then Prencess Sun Cunt pop up and say "FUCK OFF YOU FUKKEN MARY SUE HOE" and send me back Hom. I Cry for 166 minutes while watching teh Hobbitsen 48fapsperfaggot. Then God Talk 2 me and Say "YOU ARRE JESUS SUPERMAN" and He Fli of.

So i sing:

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Then i Hew Vvorp Noiseand Docter Who pop up only he Pony. He say,"Lets go Space" and we Go.

"Space is Coll" I say and then TARDASS Explod.

The Ehnd...Or is?

Confess your Sins

"I Am Princessqueen Demonsun Molestia, You are all on your way to Death in Hell all you FUCKING PONIES! And you! READER! YOU ARE NOT SAFE I WILL CRAWL UP YOUR MOTHER'S CUNT AND LIGHT A MOTHERFUCKING CAMPFIRE AS YOU BURN IN FUCKING HELL YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!"

"Oh and BTW, I Have Princess Twilight Sparkle in my custody,̣̩͉̙̙̂ͯ̓͑ͣ͋ͯ͌̕ ̢͕̣̬̹͍̜̳̑̍̉ͫ̑͒̽T̨͉̹̳̟̣̻͊͆̍̃ͨ̉̚r̸̡̩̼̭̱̰̓͛̄̋ͯͭy̢̮̳̹͔̳͌̒̍̐ͪ̌ ͎̦̜̬̻̯̗͆ͪͣa̸͌ͬ̿̈̍̀͌͏̩̰̟̦̣n͓͕̭͉̽ͫ̚ḏ͙̲̝͇͉͖́̐͆̑͐̌ͫ͢ ̘͙̬̦̥̙̯̅̐̎ͤ̑͘S͚̯̱̼̮̾̃ͣ̃̽̆̑̚ͅa̦̩̟͍̗͉̲͛ͣv̗̝̳̺͗̋͂ͦͯ͂͋ͬͅe͖͉͉̭̗̩̐̋ ̛̬̣̮̙̊ͧ̅̇͢h͓̰͍̘̻̗̳̜̙̓̅̐͋͝e̺̘̞͑ͣ͌̒̅̓̾͒͡͠r̖̾̍͑ ̷̵̼̻̊ͯͯͪ̈́͗ͮ̈̾ǐͥ̐͏͏̨̺̰̲̙͇̥f̏͌̇͆ͪ̀͏̗͡ ͚͍̖͈͕ͥ̎̔̃͌ͦ̐͋y̛̬̜̭̱̦̏͒́̈̎ͤͮ̽̅́̕o͓̞͇̟̊̇u̶̥̳̟ͦ͊̓̓̋ ̰͎̟̩͚ͣ͘͞c͔̦̀ͪ͛ͥͬ͜a̡̗̥̯͔̻̬̺͊͑ͅn̯̱̳̳̯ͤͭͨ͌͐͑́̀!̛͔̩̯̲̓̽͒͠͝

"Hory Sheet," she said. We Need To Fucking Save Her!" Luna Nodded and they went on a suddenly more Grammatically Correct, but more Vulgar Adventure. FUCKSHITFUCKFUCKIDDYFUCK.

First Stop: Crystal Empire.

S**t gets Gory

S**t gets Gory

Play this and repeat it:

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She Stormed into the Crystal Kingdom, Pulling out Her Gun and Yelling "TAKE THIS YOU FUCKING BITCHES!!!!!"

The bullets tore up each fucking pony and blood flew everywhere,if this was a 3D Movie Guts would Fly at the Audience.

Luna proceeds, in Slow motion, Pulls out her Fucking Gun and shoots some pony in the Fucking Skull and Grey Matter Spews Everywhere, in a Beautifully Violent Display. Cadence Appears and Utters,"You should have brought more," and Throws her Sunglasses. More Violent Shit Happens cadence dies and our Heroes are pointed to there next Destination: Canterlot.

Why Am I Still Writing

"You are Regenerate" sez Dokter Hoover and He Die and Not Regenerate. I Cry for 220 Minutes and Watch King Kong.

Then White Flash and Back in Equestri I Happy Again. Den Luna Pop Up and She Sad. I Ask... Wie? She say that Celestia is Actuall Nitemore Man. And Yell "HOLY FUCK SHIT LETSGO KEEL DAT FUKKEN CUNTT!!!" AND SO HE STARTS HER EPIC QUEST ACROSS MIDDLE EAR-- I MEAN EQUESTRIA! (FillerFillerFillerFiller) She Run into a Dying Derpy who say that She's Dying I Say "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and she get Censored frum Sho. We CuntinU R KWEST Then BIG iMac Sho UP. He Had Boner. So I Took off my Clothes And Put His Big Fat Hores Cock Up my Wet Tight Pussy (I'm Young Nau cuz IRegenerated into a Sechsy 13-year-old) and we Fuck (SIHTOTFFOKREJ) It Felt So Fukken Gud.

When We Cum I Yell "OH MI FUKKEN GUD BIG iMAC Pro (Now $10,000,000.99)."

The Ehnd... Nut Rally.