Just another Pony.

Just another pony- Chapter 10- Meeting Thunder Bolt.

Author’s note: CREDIT FOR THE 2 MINDS ONE BODY GOES ALL TO KILLJOY. I got the idea from him. I did not come up with it, Killjoy did and he is simply letting me use it. Also, When I and Thunder bolt talk, his text will be Italic, and mine will be bold. Enjoy! Also, an extra note. I’m naturally prideful when it comes to things like this, and ***SPOILER ALERT*** I almost chose to not make up with Twilight for that reason.*** Also, sorry for the really short chapter, I just couldn't think of what to write with Thunder on his own. If we both talk at the same time, it will be both Italic AND bold. Cheers!

I woke up from my cold night in the guest room only to find myself strangely warm. I looked over to find a sleeping Twlight. God damn it! She accused me of cheating not 24 hours ago, and she is already sleeping with me again?

“Twilight?”

“Hmmm?”

“Get off please.”

“5 more minutes please~”

“It isn’t cute anymore. Get off please.”

With that she quickly got off of me and stood up.

“Why the hell were you in the bed? You said I was cheating so I thought you didn’t want to see me again, not to mention how you hit me at the hospital.”

“I said I was sorry! Fluttershy explained to me what happened! Also, you’re not yourself. It was probably the stare. I called for the Princess herself and she told me to cast a certain spell on you.”

“What do you mean ‘a certain spell’?”

“One that gives you a second voice in your head.” Now she’s going to make me able to talk to myself? Greaaaaaaat, now I’ll have someone to talk to in the insane asylum.

“It embodies your bad parts that invaded you while under the stare. Think of it as a second you.”

“Greaaaaaaat. When can we start? I just want to get this over.”

“We can start it right now. It would only take a few minutes at most.”

“Go ahead. I just hope that I don’t go insane from a tiny voice in my head.”

“Don’t worry, I’m sure you can take it.” With that, her horn started to glow and I felt my body vibrate. I was slightly levitated and it felt like my head was about to explode. It literally felt like she was invading my head to embody all of my bad thoughts into another ‘person’. After another minute (or eternity) I was finally let down. Then all of a sudden I heard,

Yo buddy, you up yet?

Who the hell are you?

I’m your new pal, Thunder bolt. Thanks to Twi, I’m living inside your head.

Are you… bad? I know I’m still myself, but what about you?

I’m bearable enough so that you don’t have to worry.

Thanks, I guess…

“Ty, are you alright? You’ve not been talking for the last 5 minutes.”

“Huh? Oh, just talking to Thunder Bolt here.”

“Who?”

“Thunder Bolt. The new buddy that you gave me.”

“Oh, that seems like a good name.”

Yeah, I’m you if you had lived here you’re entire life. Nice to meet you Tybalt.

Nice to meet you too Thunder.

“Well Twi, want to go get some breakfast?”

“So, you’re not mad at me anymore?”

Come on, how could you be mad at that face?

Good point.

“A little, but I can see through it.”

She squealed and threw her arms around me.

“Ooh! Let’s go out to eat today! You don’t need work today because they gave you the day off. They messaged me about it today."

Lucky bastard.

Don’t I know it. Now, let's take this pretty little unicorn on a date. I swear to god Thunder if you try anything, I will mentally fuck you for a month.

Noted.

“So, where should we go?”

Son of a bitch Thunder! What did I tell you? She doesn't know the difference between our voices.

Fine, fine. You can talk now, I just wanted to have a little fun at your expense.

“Bastard.” Whoops, said that out loud.

“Excuse me?”

“That was for thunder, not you Twi. Let's just say... he is definitely like me. Be careful sometimes though, you might now know the differences in our voices when we speak out loud.”

“I'll keep that in mind. So, where SHOULD we go? There are a couple of places, but their all different. I was thinking of making a picnic. All we have to do is buy a basket from the store, and we're ready to go!”

“That sounds great Twi.”

Calm down, calm down, I'm still here. Don't get... excited. Yeah, I can control some of your emotions too.

I swear, if you do what I think you're about to do, I will fucking murder you.

Hey, it's your body. You need to... control it.

“Ty?”

“Yes?”

“Your wings...” I swear to god Thunder.

“IT WAS THUNDER'S FAULT.” I had struck a massive wingboner thanks to Thunder.

So, shall we continue?

That's when I mentally sucker punched him.

“So Twi, picnic it is then?

“Sure, I'll go buy the basket and we'll be off.”

All right Thunder, don't you dare mess this date up for me. She's left for the basket, so I just have to cope with you for a while.

At least you have somepony to talk to. Better than all of those books I expect?

Somepony? Oh well, guess that's the word for someone here. I don't care what you do; I'm reading a book.

You're no fun.

I'm still angry at you for the wingboner.

Ooh boo waa. Get over it you big baby. You know that you've gotten wingboners in front of her before.

You have all my memories? Of course, considering you're a part of me.

Yeah. Nice going in the bathroom.

You be quiet. I'm not going to let you ruin Twi for me.

After coping with Thunder for a good half hour (He can actually be a pretty cool and funny guy. Who knew?) Twi came back with the picnic basket and... Shy, Apple Jack, and John? Uh oh, this may not end well.

Don't tell me that you're going to hide under the couch after 'the stare'.

If she hadn't given me 'the stare', then you wouldn't even be here Thunder. Keep that in mind.

“So Twi, why is Fluttershy, Apple Jack, and John here too? I thought this was going to be a private picnic.”

“Well they wanted to come with us, so I picked up an extra-large basket. I hope that you don't mind.”

Aha. Well that's a twist.

I feel sorry for you buddy. You got to deal with Apple Jack now that she knows that you heard her spying. Good luck on that.

You're helping me deal with her, you know that right?

….

Son of a bitch Thunder.

After greeting everyone warmly (Apple Jack refusing to look me in the eyes) we all started to look for a good place for a picnic.

“Hey! I know...” John looked like he had an idea.

“I can show you this one Hill, it's where me and AJ had our first picnic! It was a real night to remember....”

“Oh come on John. That's a little personal.” Apple Jack started to blush. I can guess why.

Yo! I'm supposed to be the bad one here and yet you're thinking of all crazy shit! I didn't even know ponies could do that!

You're the sadistic one? Ok, what is my head like?

A bunch of doors, each one with a specific memory though. I hadn't bothered opening anyone of them yet.

Doors you say? Let's see.... Do you see a door entitled 'Dead Man's ridge'?

Yeah, why?

Take a look inside.
--------------------------------------5 minutes later-------------------

….I'll be good now.

Smart boy, Thunder.

Oh god, what's this? 'Ulfric's tent?'

Open it if you want to.

...I'm good.

Smart, once again.

Our little group found the hill that John was talking about and quickly started to set up.

“Hey John?” I wanted to ask him a question.

“Yeah Tybalt?”

“When was your first picnic with Apple Jack anyways? I just wanted to know how long ago you two started dating.”

“Well, it was about one year ago next week. Although we had been dating long before that.”

“How long have you been here, anyway?”

“Nearly three years.”

“Damn.”

“Yeah, time flies fast here. It seems like just yesterday I got here and started helping on the farm. That’s also where I met AJ. She is a wonderful mare to me.”

Heads up Tybalt, you got Shy incoming.

Oh no.

Yep.

“H-hello Tybalt…”

Help me out here dude, I don’t know what to say to her!

This is your problem, I’m going to hide in the nightmares section.

Can’t wait to see you again. Have fun with my nightmares.

“Hello Fluttershy.”

Nice going Tybalt, now she’s sad because you said Fluttershy instead of Shy.

You can’t exactly talk to yourself now Tybalt.

Quiet you, this is my time. You been in my nightmares yet?

Yep. Saw one and ran out.

That’s what I thought would have happened.

Don’t blame me; you got some fucked up nightmares.

And I could envision you in them if I wanted to.

You wouldn’t dare.

Oh, just try me. Give me a reason to do it.

This is going to be a wonderful friendship.

“Yes Fluttershy?”

“I just wanted to say sorry about the night with the storm.”

“Just forget about it; I’ve already forgiven you.”

With that, she left because the picnic was almost ready. I chose to sit by a tree near the picnic just watching the sun.

The sun is beautiful.

Heads up again; Twi’s coming. Why haven’t you eaten yet? I’m starving.

Don’t think about your stomach for just a minute please, I got to talk to Twilight now.

“Hey Tybalt; what are you doing over here? The picnic is over there, there is still plenty left for you.”

Hint hint Tybalt? As in, GET THE HELL OVER THERE.

Calm down Thunder. I got this.

“Just out here enjoying the sun. What brings you over here?”

“Just came over here to cuddle with you.”

“You’re too sweet.”

“I know.”

D’awww, look at the two lovebirds. More like ugly ducklings I say.

Don’t be a douche. You do realize that you have my body too, right?

Speaking of that…

“Tybalt?”

“It was Thunder, not me again.”

Hehe.

That’s it; you’re going straight into Dead man’s ridge for that wingboner.

….You know I was only kidding, right?

Too late.

---------------5 minutes later. ---------------------------

You bastard.

----------------Library, 9:00 PM. -------------

After a shower, Twi and I got into bed together. We were both tired from today’s picnic. We got into our usual cuddling position while I was having a conversation in my head.

Hehe, don’t get too excited Tybalt…

I have worse memories than Dead Man’s ridge. Do you really want to see the interrogation room?

Fine, I’ll be good.

With that I fell asleep, ready for whatever tomorrow brings.