Just another Pony.

Chapter 13- Meeting Pinkie Pie- PARTY!

I woke up rather peacefully in Twi's bed. Last night was amazing, just like our first time. I looked over to her to find her sleeping peacefully too. She had a really cute sleeping face. She had her eyes closed, her mane disheveled, and a slight smile on her face. I just had to give her a quick kiss.

“Ty?”

“Sorry Twi, couldn't take the cuteness anymore.”

Getting Ooie Pooie on me again?

“Thanks Ty, the plan for today is that when you get off of work, we can go some where for the night.

“Cool, so where are we going?”

“You'll find out when we get there.”

She got you there. Maybe she doesn't know yet and she had to do a last minute thing.

I hope not.

Say, Tybalt?

Yeah?

Have you had a 'Pinkie Party' yet?

I don't think so, why?

Interesting...

Why?

You'll see...

After that, I went to the weather base to get my new assignment.

“Good morning Tybalt.” The chief was always a nice and polite man, I like his personality.

“Morning Chief.”

“Today you will be clearing out the clouds above Ponyville. Rainbow Dash and Berry Blitz will be helping you.”

With that, Rainbow and a new pegasus (I presume to be Berry Blitz) came up to me. Berry Blitz was purple with pink wings (looked pretty weird, what with the shades of colour.). She had a pair of wings (maybe she is a good flyer?) as a cutie mark.

She's hot.

DUDE.

Hmm?

Remember about Twi. I personally don't think of Berry that way, we don't even know her yet!

I wasn't talking about Berry....

Oh hell no.

Oh hell yes.

You better keep those thoughts to yourself Thunder.

Whatever. When I get my own body, I'm going after that.

What?

Yeah, I'll be able to have a body of my own soon. Don't worry, we'll still be mentally connected.

I can't wait.

Anyways, when I get out, I am TAPPING THAT. Gonna ride that horse like there is no tomorrow.

Thunder...

Oh yeah, teach her things she never were thought possible.

Thunder!

Gonna stretch her like ne-

THUNDER!

Hmm?

God damn. Wait till you have your own body before you think about that.

Whatever, you know you liked what I thought.

Be that as it may, I won't cheat on Twi.

I'm not you though, just someone in your head. You also know what that means, when I get it on with her...

HELL NO. FUCK. THAT. I will not be in bed with Twi and you start something with Rainbow. You'll keep me up all night.

If she can last that long.

You're too full of yourself.

And you need more confidence.

This entire time Berry and Rainbow had been watching 'us' have a mental conversation. We got settled that he can only date Rainbow when he has a body of his OWN. Also, he won't forcibly make me listen to him when he 'gets it on'.

You know she loves you. That means she'll love me to!

She doesn't want someone who boasts.

But she boasts!

Exactly.

Like I care. After you turned her down, she probably turned to mares.

I hardly think that.

It's still a possibility.

You really think she would turn lesbian? She seemed to really enjoy my 'company' even just yesterday.

Just think it over. Come on, we look crazy; we just spent 10 minutes talking to each other.

“Hello Berry Blitz, my name is Tybalt. It is very good to meet you.”

“Oh! Rainbow Dash told me all about you! I can't believe I'm finally meeting you!”

“Come on, I'm nothing special. What has she told you?”

Rainbow decided to speak, “Remember Berry, he's more modest than most ponies.”

“Why? He's a LOT cooler than anypony I know! How is he modest with all that he's done! He is SO AWESOME!”

Well then, you got a fan.

I hope it isn't the kind that wants a relationship.

“What do you mean he's THE coolest?” Rainbow said, glaring at Berry.

“Uhh, coolest STALLION I know!”

“Nice save.”

“Come on Rainbow, be nice.”

“I just wanted to have a little fun before work.”

I stuck out my tongue at her jokingly. God it feels good to joke with her again.

On the way to the sky, Rainbow asked me a question I totally forgot to answer.

“Hey Ty?”

“Yeah Rainbow?”

“2 things. Would you mind calling me Dashie? You're like my best friend now right?”

“Sure thing 'Dashie'. What's on your mind?”

“When you first came here, you said 'God'. Can you explain him/her to me?”

Berry Blitz was listening intently to our conversation. Probably didn't want to disturb her idol (I'm an Idol? I think I just mentally squeaked!).

“Well, in my world, God was an omnipotent being. He controlled everything, and made everyone. He actually started many wars indirectly. You see, a lot of different people had different beliefs. Mainly it was just a different god, and a lot of people fought over it. Just the battle that sent me here actually, it was just a little conflict with the French. Their religion differentiated just a little from ours, and a war started.”

“Wow.”

“Yep.”

“So, in a way, he created everything and destroyed everything?”

“Sometimes. He created everyone in his image, it's just that organic beings aren't perfect. We had one little differentiation and fought over it. If God had his way, there would be no hunger, no poverty, and most importantly, no war. Except we had a different plan.”

“That's deep. So, the world you came from (I'm guessing Twi told her about that.), it had a lot of war? We've only had one war here, and that was just a week long fight with the griffons. Other than that, we've been pretty peaceful.”

“How I envy you.”

“What?”

“I had to leave my family to go to war. I had to leave everything I know and love and had to don a metal suit so that I wasn't killed so easily out there. Men had no meaning where I was from. Where I was from, you were just another soldier (Que Peter Griffin laugh. “He said it!”). Unless you were a ruler, it didn't matter what happened to you. One last thing, in my world, men are easily corrupted. Be it power, money, or love, people get corrupted and easily betray the countries they lived their whole lives in. It's a horrible feeling to have someone who you knew. Who you protected. Who you FOUGHT FOR. Turn around and stab you in the back.”

“What do you mean?”

“*sigh* Let me tell you a story about my 'friend' (or who I thought was my friend) Boris. One who I saved.”

-------------------------------5 Minutes Later. ------------------------------------------

“Wow.” Was all she could say.

“Yeah, things like that always happens. Save one, he kills many others. In this world, I have never been in a fight save one. It wasn't even a fight either, I didn't throw a punch.”

“Why not?”

“It was a filly.”

“What???”

“Just ask Scootaloo, I'm sure you know her. She's in the hospital.” (That did not sound good on my part.)

“You BUCKED her?”

“Didn't I JUST say I didn't throw a punch?”

“Alright, who did then?”

“Diamond Tiara, that little stuck up brat.”

“...”

“Let's just get to work Dashie.”

After that we hardly talked. Berry Blitz seemed to take a liking to me though. As long as she didn't get TOO close, I was alright with it.

“Tybalt?” Berry decided to talk to me, she seemed nice.

“Yes Berry?”

“What is like knowing Rainbow Dash on a nickname basis? I mean, you two are my idols! How are you not even dating?” Dashie quickly stiffened at this.

“It... just didn't work out Berry.”

“...Oh. You're still one of the coolest people I know! Rainbow Dash told me all about you! I bet, it you would wear a golden chain watch, the universe would freeze from the coolness!” (What?)

“Like I said, I'm nothing special.”

That's when Dashie came up to me.

“What do you mean 'nothing special'? You have a great personality, and are really cute, if you don't mind me saying.”

“I don't mind anymore. Trust me, in a war where you can die in a second, you learn humility really quick. If anything so that you won't just charge out thinking that you can't die.”

“So, you're telling me that if the princess told you that you were the best flier in Equestria, you would still act like it's nothing?

“That is correct.”

“Wow.”

“I just wished that I could have the innocence that everypony around here has. I've seen things the like of which you've never thought humanity could do to something else living.”

“...Come on Ty, the sky's almost finished.”

It seems your conversations are always cut short by the sky being finished.

Pretty much.

Come on Tybalt, let's get home.

On the way to the library, I noticed no one was walking around. Strange. Also the library was dark...

Hmm. Tybalt, this doesn't look good.

What do you mean?

I mean... NO DON'T OPEN THE DOOR

Why?

“SURPRIIIIIIIIISE!” A mass saying in the library. What?

“Surprise! Oh shoot, I missed it again!” the earth pony I had seen on the town hall said, late.

Pinkie Pie, as always.

You knew this was happening?

Not until the walk home. Don't worry, you'll have fun. No pony parties like Pinkie parties!

What?

Just go in there and get some god damn cake Tybalt.

Twi came up to me with a gleam in her eye.

“Hey Ty! Surprised?”

“Actually, yes.”

“OHHEYSOYOU'RETHENEWSTALLIONISAWIALWAYSWANTEDTOMEETYOUBUTTWILIGHTSAIDSHEALREADYHADYOUSOICAN'TREALLYMAKEAMOVENOWCANIBECAUSETHATWOULDBETRAYTWILIGHTANDFRIENDSDONTBETRAYFRIENDSBECAUSELOSINGAFRIENDSTRUSTISTHEQUICKESTWAYTOLOSEAFRIENDFOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER!”

How the FUCK did she not take a breath?

Pinkie fucks physics like she is a stallion.

Seriously, how do you know so much about her?

Like I said, I'm you if you were here your entire life.

Wait, what did she mean by 'bake a boove'?

I think she said 'make a move.'

…

Yeah. Typical Pinkie for you. Let's just enjoy the party.

“Well Ty? Let's get some cake.” Twi said to me.

She is really speaking to me now Tybalt.

“I hope that you'll enjoy this party Ty. Pinkie always throws a party when someone new comes into town. Also, there was a reason we didn't introduce you to her so soon, because we wanted your first party to be after you settled in.”

“Twi, look it's John!”

“ 'Sup Tybalt.”

“Nothing much as of right now. How have you been?”

“Sort of Ehh. AJ and me went on another date, nothing special though.”

“Did you go see Scootaloo yet John?”

“No, why?”

“Oh! Here she is now.” I saw Scootaloo on a pony crutch walking towards me. It completely broke my heart to see her with a crutch.

“H-hello Tybalt.”

“Hello again Scootaloo. Are you feeling better? I don't want you to have gotten up and hurt yourself just to come to my late welcoming party.”

“It was no trouble at all! You should see Pinkie when someone does miss her parties though... She feels so bad that she throws them a separate party to apologize to them.”

“That's awful nice of her.”

“I'll say! She's one of the most generous ponies I know!”

John decided to speak up, “Wait, why in fresh hell does she have a crutch and why didn't anypony tell me?”

“Well, I thought you would have known. Let's just say that her and Diamond Tiara had a confrontation.”

“And you didn't help her? What the FUCK man???” Everypony in ear shot stopped partying in order to watch the spectacle as John picked me up by my chest.

This got bad FAST.

“What are you doing John?” I was not in the mood for this. Not to mention he was twice as tall as me thanks to him being a human. I wasn't afraid of him though, I stabbed tougher people in the chest.

“John! Stop!” Scootaloo tried to buzz her wings to get him to stop, but to no avail.

“Tybalt LET Diamond Tiara hit you and you expect me to STOP?” With that he let a mean right hook right into my stomach.

“That all you got John? I got worse in basic training.”

“I will NOT let you get Scootaloo hurt!”

“How about you get all the details before hurting someone.” With that, I delivered a (relatively) gentle buck to get out of his grip. I actually went through worse on my first day of basic training.

“I will FUCKING KILL YOU.”

Dude, is he PMSing?

Doesn't matter, he's out for blood. Well, let him come get it.

He charged towards me like a bull. Perfect. I was going to let him get blood, just not without it making me seem weak. I jumped over his head, also delivering a (Actually being careful to be gentle-ish.) buck to his head. Quickly sending him head over heels.

“I felt you holding back on that one. You could have easily killed me right there, why not?”

“Ignorance usually goes without punishment.”

“What do you mean ignorance?” He quickly kicked me in my face. I had a black eye but that was about it.

“You're seriously that weak John? Let me show you real strength.”

I bucked him STRAIGHT in the stomach, not holding back. He toppled over, quickly spilling his lunch (cupcakes) all over the floor.

“Hey! I baked those!” Came a response from a certain Pink earth pony.

“You want to keep going with this John? Or do you want to ask Scootaloo what actually happened?”

“...I'll ask her what happened.”

He walked over to Scootaloo, asking her what happened. He came back to me, serious regret in his face.

“I-I'm sorry...”

“You attack me out of nowhere, assaulting me for nothing. And you expect a 'sorry' to cut it? No. I'm leaving. Goodbye John. Just try not to attack anyone else on your way out.”

Author here! You know when I said that I was naturally stubborn and prideful to forgive someone? Well, it comes into play with John just like it did with Twi. I'm not that easy to set off, but when you do, it's really hard to get my trust again.

I don't care if I was bleeding, albeit mildly. Twi followed me to make sure I was all right.

“I didn't know John was the violent type.”

“Everyone from Earth is. It's just that some can control it better than others.”

THERE'S the tough soldier I know and love. Kicking ass and taking names.

I don't want this to be an everyday thing. When you said you are me if I lived here my entire life... that means you were never in a war and you never had training to be a soldier. So I don't want you to pick fights, especially ones that you can't finish.

Yeah yeah, don't worry about it. Not all of us can be as kickass as you.

I don't want to be 'kickass'. I like being able to defend myself and people I love, but I don't want to be one of those stuck up narcissists.

AUGH FUCK BIG WORDS.

Sigh. Narcissist is someone who loves themselves, you dodo.

Don't call me things that I don't know what they are.

A dodo is a bird, you dodo.

Scootaloo would be proud.

What?

Oh, nothing.

“Sorry about that Twi, I should have controlled myself better.”

“What do you mean sorry? He attacked you, and if it was the other way around, he probably wouldn't have given you a chance to apologize.”

“You really look after me, don't you?”

“Only when I need to. You can defend yourself most of the time.

Just then Dashie flew up to us from the party.

“Whoa! Ty, that was pretty... awesome! You just kicked the flank of someone who beat a manticore with one of his legs broken!”

“I just don't want it to happen again.”

“Yeah, yeah. Just wanted you.... to know... that was pretty.... awesome.” She was yawning every few words.

“You tired Dashie? I've never seen you tired before.”

“Just a little. Pinkie's parties always drain me. Not to mention all of the work today. I'm just gonna go up to be-” She was cut short by passing out and landing right on top of me.

“Ty, are you alright? She hit you pretty hard. Not to mention you got thrown by John.”

“I-I'm alright. I'll take her up to her house now. See you at home Twi. I love you.”

“I love you too Ty.”

I flew up to Dashie's house, ready to get her to bed. I opened the door and flew into her bedroom. It was really decorated with that 'Wonderbolts' group she is fascinated with. I lied her down on her bed, and decided to leave. But not before I saw her sleeping. Just like Twi, she had a really cute sleeping face. I found myself... Kissing her forehead!

“What the hell are you thinking Thunder? I was just tucking her in and you had to take control of me and did that? What the fuck?” Yeah, I said that out loud.

Just had to, she looked REALLY hot sleeping.

“I can't believe you right now Thunder.” Said that out loud too.

Calm down, you know she was awake that entire time, right?

What? Yeah, back to thinking now.

It seems your senses went with me. She was awake the entire time and got a little happier when I kissed her forehead.

Anyways, I'm really sore from flying her back up here. I don't think I'll be able to make it back to the library.

Don't worry, I don't think that she'll mind you sleeping here once.

“Hey Dashie?”

“Hmm? Oh, hey Ty. Sorry about passing out, heh.”

“No worries. I was just wondering if I could stay here tonight, I'm too sore to fly back home.”

“Sure! I mean, that's alright with me. You can sleep in here, cloud houses get really cold thanks to their elevation.”

Huh, same excuse as the night I slept in Twi's bed. Heat.

Yeah, and less than a week later, you fucked her.

Don't get any ideas.

Just get into the god damn bed Tybalt.

“Well, this is a little awkward...” I said as I crawled into bed with Dashie... Gulp.

“Don't worry about it; I won't try anything to you tonight.”

“Thanks... Eep!”

“Come on, when I said I wouldn't try anything, that didn't include getting close. Like I said, it gets REALLY cold up here.”

“Oh. I guess that makes sense....”

Another fucking squeak! After she squeaked, she scooted up closer to me and buried her head into my chest. I have to say, it's pretty hard to fall asleep when you have vibrant has FUCK rainbow hair in front of you. I still managed it though, being really toasty I may add.

Author's note: I got a little carried away in this chapter, so it's a bit longer. I hope it makes up for previous short chapters!