Just another Pony.

“Yep, definitely alive alright.”

I neared a sign pointing towards the strange town. It said ~0.5 miles to... Ponyville? What the hell? Judging by the name I guess I'm not the only pony around. That's good at least right? I decided to test my wings, because I did NOT feel like walking that far. I tried to unfurl my wings, but to no avail.

“Since it's a part of me, I guess I should treat it as a body part now.”

With that, my wings came unfurled. I have to say, it was a pretty impressive wingspan considering how tall I was at 5 feet 4 inches. I don't know if that's normal or not. I leaped up into the air, enjoying the rush of the wind across my face. I LOVED flying! After flying for a couple minutes, I spotted a cottage off to the side, which looks like a good place to start.

“I hope someone sane lives there, considering how far it's away from the town.”

As I walked up, I noticed a lot of animals. When I say a lot of animals, I mean A LOT of animals. This isn't looking good for the person (Or pony)'s sanity. I knocked on the door, only to find a yellow Pegasus with a Pink mane and tail walk out. I try to talk to her, and then noticed that HEY, I CAN TALK? What wizardry is this? Oh well, just go with it.

“Hello, would you mind telling me where I am?”

The yellow Pegasus jumped, even though my voice was just above a whisper.

“Eep! Oh, sorry, you s-scared me.”

“Terribly sorry Ma’am (acting Fancy fancy for shit's and giggles), It was not my intention to scare you, I was just ...new and wanted to know where I was.”

“Oh. Well, this is my cottage, and over there (She motioned to the town) is Ponyville. I was actually headed there now to pick up some feed for my animals. W-would you mind coming along?”

“It would be my pleasure.”

“Oh. Thanks um....”

“Tybalt.”

“Thanks Tybalt. While we're there, I can even introduce you to my friends! Oh, I'm so excited!”

Even though her voice was just above a whisper I could tell she was still excited.

“Terribly sorry to ask, but what was your name? I forgot to ask you when I met you.”

“Oh, It's Fluttershy.”

We started walking towards the town quietly. She was too shy to say anything and I didn't want to drag her into a conversation. After a while she spoke up while looking at my ass, what the fuck?

“Ooh! What does your cutie mark mean?”

“Uhh, excuse me?”

“Your cutie mark! I've never seen that round thing before, or that long stick.” (GOD DAMN IT, DIRTY THOUGHTS)

“Cute mark?”

“Yes, all ponies get one when they discover their special talent, didn’t you know?”

The hell was on my ass? I craned my neck to see...

“Oh! A sword and a shield! I wonder how I got that. Maybe it's because I like protecting people no matter what the cost.”

“That's wonderful!”

On the rest of that way to town, we hardly talked after she asked about my cutie mark. She did try to strike up one conversation though.

“I have five friends in this town, 1 of them is a Pegasus like us, two of them are unicorns, and two of them are Earth ponies. I can't wait for you to meet them!”

“Sounds very... interesting. What are their names?”

“Well, the other Pegasus is called Rainbow Dash. She is a very athletic one at that. The two unicorns are named Rarity and Twilight Sparkle. The two Earth ponies are Apple Jack and Pinkie Pie.

“I can't wait to meet them.”

I saw a blue blur zoom past us like one of the prototype catapaults that I saw at the battle. MAN those things were fast!

“Oh! That’s my friend that I told you about, Rainbow Dash. Let’s go meet her!”

I could see how she could have gotten that name. Her mane and tail was rainbow coloured. I don’t mean the creepy rainbows, I mean the ROYGBIV rainbows. Daaaaaaaamn. Fluttershy called her down from the cloud, and I could already see that she was one of the boastful ones. This should be fun, I wonder if I can scare them with my stories of battles. Actually, she looks like she could kick my ass so I better not. Scratch that, here she comes.

“Oh hey Shy! Ooh, who’s your friend here?”

“Just someone I just met, I’m taking him around town to see everypony. Want to come?”

I decided to speak up because Fluttershy forgot to say my name, “My name is Tybalt Ma’am. Nice to meet you.” I hope I can stop this fancy act soon.

“Ew, you really talk like that? I hate fancy people.”

“Oh thank GOOOOOOOOOOD. So I can drop the act now?”

They both spoke in unison, “Who’s god?”

“Long story, can’t tell right now. Let’s just go meet your other friends”

“Alright. Nice to see you Rainbow, thanks for stopping by!”

“No, thank YOU for showing me Tybalt. See you around Shy! See you around Tybalt.” The hell was that look she gave me? Guess I just better leave it alone.

“All right Fluttershy, where to now?”

“Oh, just my friend Rarity’s. She is classy, so I suggest you put back on your fancy impression before we get there.”

“Ohh, do I have to?”

“Yes, you do.”

“Awh.”

We neared a very fancy looking boutique which I presumed to be Rarity’s. Fluttershy knocked on the door, which was accompanied by a voice and a shuffling of hooves.

“Please, just leave me alone! I have 20 orders to fill out TODA- Oh hello there darling!”

“Are you busy? B-because it sounded like you were, we can always just come back later.”

“Oh nonsense darling! I could never turn you away! Come inside, and show me your friend too.”

“Hello Ma’am, my name is Tybalt. It is a pleasure to meet you.” I reach out a hoof to shake.

“Oh! I find your etiquette… refreshing. Make yourself at home! Finally, a stallion who knows how to treat a lady.”

After me and Fluttershy had situated ourselves, Rarity came in with some tea. Now that I look at her, I notice she is well groomed. She had a pure white body with a purple mane and tail. Like Fluttershy said, she looked very regal. This should be fun too. I hope she has a friend who likes books; I was always a nerd when off the battlefield.

“So what brings you to my boutique? I see you have a new friend here. Tybalt, isn’t it?”

“Yes Ma’am. When I was walking here I saw Fluttershy’s cottage. I know it may have been rude, but I knocked and she welcomed me to a tour around Ponyville.”

“I already introduced him to Rainbow; you’re the second person I’ve showed him to. Next we’re going to see Twilight at her library.”

Did she say a library? Hell yeah.

Rarity spoke up after she took a sip of tea, “Well, it is fabulous to meet you Tybalt, but I REALLY have to get on these orders. I hope you don’t mind, we will be able to talk another time.”

“I sure hope so, see you around Rarity!”

“Where did you say we were going next Fluttershy?”

“Twilight’s I believe. Also, you c-can call me S-shy if you want.” She started to get nervous for no reason. Why? I’m no one special.

“Oh. Thanks S-shy.”

She blushed a little when I said Shy. Oh hells no, please don’t tell me she likes me like that.

After another 5 minutes of walking, Shy being too shy to say anything, we saw a tree turned into a library.

Damn, ponies like to be green, don’t they?

“This is my friend Twilight Sparkle’s house. It is also Ponyville’s library.”

“She lives here?”

“Yes.”

“Sweet, let’s go meet her.”

----------------Inside the Library-----------------------

“Spike? Take a note please.” Twilight was talking to her baby assistant.

“Sure thing Twi.”

They both heard a knock at the door.

“Ooh! Is that my new shipment of books? I can’t wait!”

“I guess I’ll get it th-“

Spike was cut short by Twilight’s mad dash for the door. When she opened it to find that it wasn’t her delivery, she was disappointed but brightened when she say it was her friend Fluttershy and a new… stallion?

“Hey Twilight, mind if we come in? Oh, you look sad did I do anything wrong?”

“Oh no no! I was just expecting a new shipment of books, sorry.”

I suddenly spoke up, “New books? WHERE WHERE WHERE? I made a mad dash into the library, accidently shoving aside Shy and Twilight. I quickly recomposed myself though.

“Ahem. Sorry about that, I just got excited.”

“I know right! I got just as excited when I heard about it!” Thank god that went well.

Twilight invited us inside. She was a purple unicorn with a purple mane with a pink stripe going through it. I *accidently* looked at her cutie mark. It looked like it had something to do with magic.

“Twilight, you really live in a library?”

“Yep.”

“Lucky.”

“So Fluttershy, can you tell me about your new friend? It seems that he REALLY likes books!” She said then smiling ear to ear.

Did I just hear a fucking squeak when she smiled?

“Yes, I met him earlier today. I still have to introduce him to Apple Jack and Pinkie Pie, but it’s getting late and I only came here to get feed for my animals.”

“Don’t worry Fluttershy; I can take him off of your hooves for a while! It would be my pleasure.”

God damn it, not again.

“It wouldn’t be any trouble, would it?”

“Oh not at all, I’m sure. In the morning you could show him to Apple Jack and Pinkie. Well, maybe not Pinkie, because she would just throw a party for him.

After about 10 more minutes of idle chit chat between the girls, Shy left to get to the market to get her animal feed, leaving me with Twilight. God damn it, she’s looking at me.

“Hello Tybalt, you said you like books?”

“Correct.”

“Mind if I suggest a few? You may like them.”

“Actually could you hold off until the morning? I feel beat. I’m going to see if I can find a comfortable cloud to sleep on.” Those things look SOFT AS FUCK.

“Well… I have a big bed if you want to sleep here for tonight…”

Was she really asking me to sleep here? In HER bed? Most importantly, was she asking me to sleep in her bed with HER IN IT? FUCK.

“Umm, do you have a guest bed or something?” She started to look a little disappointed. Well shit, if she wanted me to sleep in her bed with her so much, I would just have to oblige her. I am a gentleman after all. *smirk*

“You sure? I do have a guest room but it isn’t heated and it can get really cold in there…”

“Really? I guess that I’ll have to take up your offer then.”

“REALLY? Oh, I mean, really? Well then, just let me make some dinner. My assistant is upstairs, go introduce yourself!”

She has an assistant? I wander if it’s a baby pony or something. I walk upstairs only to see…

“OH MAH GAWSH A TINY DRAGON!”

“Uh, excuse me?”

“OH MAH GAWSH IT TALKS!”

“Dude, you’re starting to creep me out.”

“Oh, sorry about that. I just LOVE dragons! You can like, breathe fire can’t you?”

“Well not yet, but soon I will be able to!”

“That is going to be awesome.”

“So, what’s your name? Mine’s sp-“

“Yes, Spike. Twilight already told me about you. Sorry to cut you off like that, but my name’s Tybalt.”

“Way cool name.”

“Thanks little bro. Uhh, this is probably going to be awkward, but let me tell you the sleeping arrangement…”

---------------------20 minutes later-----------------------

“Ha, haha WHAT? Twi’s never shown interest in any stallions before, and I mean, ANY.”

“Woah woah, not like that man. We’re only sleeping like that because she said the heat was broken in the guest room.”

“Since when? It was working just fine an hour ag-“

“SPIKE! Uhh, time for dinner!” Twilight made sure to stop him, but why?

“Sweet! What’re we having Twi?”

“For you, some blue gemstones, and for me and Tybalt a daisy sandwich.”

Excuse me, a WHAT?

Spike got a wicked smirk on his face, “What, just one sandwich for both of you?”

“What? NO!” Twilight was blushing a new kind of red right now. I couldn’t help but think of my waist when the broadsword glanced it. I winced automatically.

“You OK Ty’?”

“Ty? Is that my new nickname or something?”

“Well apparently. Come on Twi, I want to dig in to those gemstones!”

We all sat down at the table enjoying our meals. I have to say, for one that eats meat this is pretty damn good. Maybe it’s because I have new taste buds, but I’m not complaining. If I told them I (used) to eat meat, it may freak them out. After dinner we went to our beds but I decided to stay up and take a shower. I have to tell you, those showers are COMPLICATED. I couldn’t get the damn thing to work! I finally got it working but it was at a bad time so I slipped and fell on my back with my ass facing the shower and my sheath for my dong facing the door. FUCK this is an awkward position to be in. Twilight quickly came in to make sure I was all right but she blushed as she did.

I shouted at the top of my lungs, “DON’T LOOK I’M NOT READY!”

“She quickly closed the door with her magic and said, “Sorry Ty! I really didn’t mean to!”

Alright, back the fuck up. 2 things.

• She called me TY.
• You could almost HEAR her blush through the door.

Well god damn it.

As I gently showered and got out to dry myself off, I quickly exited the shower, but not before I heard Spike say, “Niiiiiiiice.”

“Quiet you.”

“Did you see Twi blushing?”

“I heard it through the door.”

This got a chuckle and a playful hit to my arm from Spike.

I walked into Twilight’s room and noticed it WAS cold in here. Even with the heat working. I climbed into her bed under the covers only to find (to my embarrassment) an already blushing Twilight Sparkle. Damn this is going to be an uncomfortable night. I’m not complaining though. She leaned up to me and started to say.

“You know, it IS really cold in here, and if you huddle together you get warmer…”

“Calm down you two, I’m still down here.”

At least that got a chuckle out of us, breaking the tension in the room.

“Uhh, I guess so…”

She squeaked (again) and put a hoof around me. I have to tell you I never blush. Even when she saw me in the shower, but I turned a whole NEW shade of red when she did that. I just hope this doesn’t lead to anything that I’ll regret in the morning.

She already seemed to fall asleep and in her sleep she unexpectedly scooted closer to me.

“Come on Tybalt, keep yourself in control. Deep breaths, deep breaths…”

You can do it Tybalt, thing unsexy thoughts

Think unsexy thoughts

Think unsexy thoughts…

SON OF A BITCH. I quietly thought to myself when my wings shot straight out. Well thank god I didn’t get a boner. She’s THAT close to me. I finally got myself to sleep, but not after staring at her sleeping. (I’m not a pervert. I just wanted to see! Honest!) She looked pretty damn cute while sleeping. She yawned and opened her eyes to just see my orange-reddish eyes staring back into them. She got a slight blush and hugged me tighter. Alright, this might not be so bad, I got a cute girl hugging me in her sleep. What’s not to like? With that thought I quickly drifted off to sleep…