Just another Pony.

Author's note: A lot of dialogue in this chapter. Also expect Twilight to get a little frisky.

Just another pony – Chapter 3 – Aww Yeah!

I woke up with Twilight in my arms again. Last night was awkward, but amazing. I’m dating her! I decided to gently wake her up because she was sleeping on my arm (Like I was suffering.). She was so cute when she was sleeping. She even had a little smile which melted my heart.

“Hey Twi?”

“Oh, five more minutes pleaaaaase~”

“You’re sort of sleeping on my arm.”

“Oh! Sorry about that Ty.” She is so cute when she blushes.

“Don’t worry about it; I’m just going to go see Rainbow Dash for a possible job.”

“All right, have fun! Come back soon~”

“I will Twi.”

“Hey! Did anyone forget about me? I was here too last night :( “

“Oh! Sorry little Spike bro, well that’s awkward.”

“You’re telling me.”

I looked for Rainbow’s cloud house; which wasn’t hard because it was the biggest one in the sky. I gently knocked on the door, expecting Rainbow when in fact Shy came to the door. What?

“Oh, good morning Tybalt, Rainbow is sick right now.”

“I’m really sorry to hear. Would you mind if I asked how?”

“Um, she, s-she crashed into a cloud and is sick now…”

What? Crashing into a cloud makes you SICK?

“Just let me see her.”

“All-allright. Sorry to be in your way.”

I saw Rainbow on the couch facing away from me. I spoke up, “Hey Rainbow? I have a question to ask you.”

“Eep! Oh, it’s just you Tybalt. What brings you h-here?”

Dash never seemed like the nervous type. Strange.

“Actually, I wanted to ask if you could help me get a job at the weather station, could you help me out?”

“All right, but only on one… condition~” Damn it, I hope this isn’t going where I think it is…

“I saw you yesterday walking with Twilight. Do you like her?”

“Why do you ask?”

“Just answer the question Tybalt.”

“Yes I do, why?”

As soon as I said that she pounced on me. You know how I said it looks like she could kick my ass? She was just reinforcing it because of how strong she was.

“I’ll help you get a job… if you do me.”

“Heh, hehe WHAT?” The FUCK? I just started dating and have NO intention of getting raped.

“You heard me.” Those damn bedroom eyes again.

“I-I can’t.”

“Well why not?”

“Because my heart belongs to Twi.”

“B-But I’m all she’s not! I’m like, 20 times better than her! I’m cool, fast, and most importantly HOT AND A PAGASUS, LIKE YOU.” Ok Dash, not cool to pull the pegasus card.

“I want your help, but I can go without it if I have to cheat on Twi to get it.”

“Well then, we’re just going to have to do this the hard way, aren’t we now~” Her tail started rubbing my sheathe. FUCK.

“Don’t do this Dash!”

“And why not?”

“If you do you’ll be losing a friend!”

“What? How would I be LOSING a friend? You know you would like it.”

If you pulled the pegasus card, I’ll pull the guilt card.

“If you do this, I’ll never speak to you again. You know I love Twilight.”

“But I’m so much beeeeeeterrrrrrr”

“That right there is my I didn’t choose you.”

“What?”

“You know What I’m talking about. Your boasting. The rest of your personality is great, but it’s ‘Rainbow dash this, Rainbow dash that’. You never give credit to anyone else.”

“I see.”

“I will try to be your friend, and I will never try to change who you are, so don’t forget that. Just let me go, and we can go on as friends.”

“All right Ty. Sorry to come on to you like that. It was wrong of me. Please forgive me?”

She was still on top of me, with our muzzles just inches away from each other.

“Dash?”

“Yes?”

“You can get off of me now.”

“Awh.”

“I’m serious. Get off now.”

“Heh, sorry about that.”

“Sooo, can you help me get that job or not?”

“I’m pretty sure I can. Thanks for forgiving me.”

“Can we just forget that ever happened?”

“Deal.”

10 minutes later we were standing at Mayor Mare’s office (Where do they come up with these names?) and she let us in.

“Hello there Rainbow Dash, how can I help?”

“I wanted to see if I could get my friend a job here, nothing too fancy just something to help him.”

“I think I have the perfect job for him as a weather pegasus. Good hours; 9 AM to 6 PM. Pays 25 bits an hour too. I also guarantee you won’t go bored.”

I decided to speak up “Thanks mayor! When can I start?”

“You can start today. You won’t get a full paycheck, but you will still be able to earn a gold bit (I think that’s 100 bits)

“Deal!”

“All right, start by going over to the town hall and prepare for the downpour in a couple days’ time.. We missed last week’s so we have to have a really heavy rain to make up for it.”

“On it mayor!”

After 4 hours of work, it was quitting time. With a golden bit in my pouch (Lended to me by Rainbow) I returned to Twilight’s Library.

“Honey I’m hooooome!”

“Did you get the job?”

“Heck yes! Even worked enough today to earn a golden bit!”

“Did you forget our deal?”

“Nope.”

“Spike! Ty and I are going out tonight! There are some gemstones in the fridge if you get hungry!”

“See ya Twi! Take good care of her Ty!”

“Will do Spike bro!”

Twi showed me her favorite restaurant in Ponyville where everything was fantastic. Great food and not too fancy décor.

A waiter came up to our table wanting to take our order. Twi ordered a martini (WHAT?) and a daisy sandwich. I ordered a water and another daisy sandwich. Those things really grew on me! Twi is an awesome cook!

Twilight decided to strike up a conversation with me.

“So Ty, how was Rainbow’s house? How were you able to convince her to help you with a job? She’s usually pretty stubborn with those types of things.”

“I would rather not talk about that Twi, If that’s alright with you.”

“Oh. Here comes our food!”

“Your food and drinks, Ma’am and sir.”

“Thank you good sir.”

“That will be 8 silver bits and 6 copper bits.”

I handed him my golden bit.

“I will be right back with change sir.”

“No need, keep the rest as a tip for yourself. The service was excellent.”

“Thank you Sir.”

After dinner Twi was a little tispy (Women can’t hold their booze, AMIRITE?) and I had to nearly carry her home on my back. She was wildly talking in her drunk state.

“Haha, hey Ty?”

“Yes?”

“Want to see my cutie mark?”

“I think I already have.”

“Not like that you haven’ttttttt~” Oh hells no. Please no.

“Come on Twi, we need to get you into bed before you do something that both of us will regret.”

Come on body, don't fail me now.

After a long 10 minutes of walking (With a -very- friendly Twi) we finally arrived at the library. I called in, hoping Spike would be asleep.

“Yo Spike! You there little bro?”

“Yeah, why?”

“Twi's a little drunk right now.”

“Really? I GOTTA see that!”

Spike quickly raced down to see a drunk Twilight swaying around.

“Ha! I GOT to get this on tape!”

“Come on Spike, don't be mean.”

“Come on! It'll make her laugh when this is over.”

“All right, but I had nothing to do with it.” I knew that I would regret this.

“Deal.”

Spike came down with a tape recorder (They had those?) and started recording a drunk Twilight. I got to admit, I'll probably pay for it in the morning because of how hilarious this is.

“Haha, hey Ty?” God, she's blushing again.

“Y-yes?”

“Want to have some fun?” FUCK.

“Uhh, little help here Spike?”

Spike couldn't respond because he was laughing too hard. Good to know it doesn't traumatize him.

I did NOT want this to happen. Mostly because of the fact that we just had our first date. I did NOT get her drunk, she ordered the martini by herself. I had to put that on the record.

“Twi, that's alright, I'm actually pretty tired from my day at work. I'm going to take a shower then head to bed.”

“All right, see you when you get out~.” She's really tempting me right now.

I had to take a (Very) cold shower thanks to what just transpired. I really hope that when she takes a shower that it will sober her up enough to not try and rape me.

“Hey Ty?” Oh no, she's in the bathroom. Thank god I have the curtain closed.

SON OF A BITCH, she opened the curtain.

“Hey Ty, I see your taking a shower~”

“Yes, and I would like some privacy Twi.”

“Oh, that's no fun. Let me join you!” When I said I hope she takes a shower, I didn't mean with me!

“Guess there's no getting out of this, huh?”

“Nope.”

“Ugh. Fine, but don't try anything.”

“No promises~” Damn it.

~5 minutes later Spike opened the door only to find us in the shower together. I never thought a dragon could blush like that. As soon as I saw him my heart started beating...FAST.

“Spike! It isn't what it looks like! I swear!”

“Suuuuuuure. Good thing I have this camera.”

“Are you ever going to let me hear the end of this?”

“Nope.”

“Didn't think so.” Son of a bitch. I'm here not a week, and I'm already in a shower with a drunken girl. How the hell?

Spike left after making sure he got us in the shower. He is going to PAY for that later.

“Ty~?”

“Yes?”

“The water's getting cold, would you mind drying me off?”

“Not at all.”

After we were both dried off, I saw Spike standing outside of the door, his video camera in hand. He must not have expected me to CARRY her into the bedroom, because that's what I had to do. On the way in, Spike made a comment.

“Come on guys! It was only the first date!”

“Well Spike, just remember you're in the same room as us at night. If I wanted to, I could do something to you in your sleep.”

“Eep! I'm going to have to pay for the bathroom thing, aren't I?”

“Big time.”

“Totally worth it.”

Twi sobered up a bit in bed so that we were able to cuddle without it getting TOO serious.

“Hey Ty?”

“Yes Twi?”

“Would you mind warming me up a bit?”

“Not at all.”

With this she buried her head into my chest (Don't ask me how she did it with the horn, I will never know) and she cuddles up to me. I could lay here forever. Thanks to this moment, I almost forgave Spike. ALMOST being the key word here. Oh, he WILL pay. My head was her perfectly combed mane and I was breathing in her smell, one of lavender (Who would have guessed?). I know it sounds perverted, but the position we were in was really comfortable for me. She was nearly in the fetal position with her head buried in my chest (where the hell is her horn?) and her hooves around my waist. I also had my hooves around her head and was holding her close.

“Hey Ty?” Oh, I hope I didn't wake her by thinking out loud.

“Yes?”

“Sorry about last night. I was really drunk. I hope you can forgive me for trying that.”

“I already have.”

She sounded like she sobered up. If she did, then that means... Wait! She said last night?

HOLY SHIT IT'S 7:00! I either daydreamed all night or accidentally fell asleep! Shit, I'm going to be late for work!