"Why, hello there! My name is Terry 'ahem no relation to the tiger' and I am going to Equestria." "I can't wait to meet with them ponies and maul some of them to death... I mean! Pet them all so gently!" "Did I mention I have awesomely cool sunglasses! You may not see them but, they are behind my bear fat folds."
"So what wacky adventures will this bear get into! Tune in to find out, or not, who fucking cares."