Pie

Pinkie Pie was walking through Ponyville on a nice, summer day.

"Hiya, Twilight!" she called to a purple unicorn.

"Oh, hi, Pinkie," Twilight replied.

"What are you doing?" Pinkie asked.

"The picnic, remember?"

"Oh yeah, it will be super-duper-muper funtastical!"

"I'm sure it will, Pinkie."

Hold on a second!

Huh? who's there?

It's me, Pinkie Pie!

Pinkie Pie? But- but- you're not even real!

Of course I'm real! How else could I be talking to you?

[size=8]I don't know, how are you talking to me?[/size]

Silly, I use my mouth!

I'm sorry I said anything.

It's okay, you don't need to apologize.

Let's start over.

Okie-dokie-lokie!

"Hi Pinkie!" Pinkie Pie woke up to her friend Twilight's voice.

"Hiya, Twilight!" Pinkie Pie replied. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm picking up a cake and I thought I'd say hello to you while I'm here," Twilight answered.

"That's silly, you didn't say hello, you said hi!" Pinkie told her friend. "Twilight, sometimes I don't understand you."

That's not right either!

What's wrong with my work?

Nothing. I just want to meet Pies.

...

Cyan Voice?

...

Cyan Vo-oice?

...

CYAN VOICE!

...Pies?...

Pies.

Pies it is then.

Who-hoo! I'll meet Reddie Pie and Orangie Pie...

Pinkie...

...and Yellowie Pie and Greenie Pie...

PINKIE!

...and Blueie Pie and... and what do you need, Cyan Voice?

Do you want to meet other Pies or not?

Oh yeah! I do!

On 1 condition. You do not interrupt me at all while I tell the story.

Deal, if I can tell my own version of me meeting Pies afterwards.

Deal.

Yay! Turn to the next chapter to see me meet other Pies! Follow me!

Did she just walk off the page?