Villinous love

by aires543

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Romance, Comedy, King Sombra, Queen Chrysalis, Discord, Slice of Life
Length: 1400

what happens when two villans fall in love with the same changling? all i can say is, CADENCE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

When Queen chrysalis begs princess cadence for a love spell that will find her the perfect man, she ends up with two. Who will she choose? the shadow or the darconiquus?

Published 2013-06-21 22:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-21 22:30:01 UTC

a love spell gone wrong

“Once upon a time there was a Beautiful queen named chrysalis who fed off of love and tried to take over equestria by marrying some random pony dude who happened to be the captain of the royal guard. After she trapped his bratty fianceand took her place she controlled the captains mind and fed off of his love. She nearly succeeded in taking over if it weren’t for the one thing she fed off of, the one thing she hated most, the one thing she craved most. Love. She was defeated and lonely and had to come up with a new plan to take over equestria but gave up soon because deep down inside she knew she would never have what the captain and his fiance had. love for another pony.”

“ANY QUESTIONS?!” the evil queen barked to her new hatched changeling class.One changeling raised his swiss cheese hoof timidly, only to slap it down when making contact with Chrysalis’ ice cold glare. “UHG! I don’t feel like talking anymore. class dismissed”

As the class filed out the queen went to her room to sob. Why couldn’t she find a stallion who loved HER?! Sure she had thousands of changelings who loved her but still! She was their queen, they had to love her! (even though canglings are sort of incapable of love, sort of... it's complicated)

The next morning,after crying herself to sleep, she decided to visit cadence, the fiance` for a while just to talk to the pink coated alicorn about her feelings. When she arrived at the crystal empire she immediately saw her “friend.” *GAG!*

“Hello chrissie, what brings you here?” Cadence said behind a smile that masked her terror for the queen.

“looking for sompony who understands love and how to get it. oh, yeah and DON’T EVER CALL MY CHRISSIE AGAIN OR I WILL SUCK THE LOVE FROM YOUR BODY LIKE A CHIPMUNK, please” the queen replied

“A-alrighty then” cadence replied. “follow me” she led chrysalis to the throne room and had her take a seat. “so what are you looking for in a guy?”

“hmmm” the queen pondered “he has to be evil, hate the elements, and have a love for me”

“oh,yeah this is going to be SO easy” Cadence mumbled "all i can go is try to cast a spell to find your guy.”

“if thats what you have to do then do it!! please! i’m desperate!!” Chrysalis begged

“alright” Cadence stood and started casting the spell,nearly destroying the castle.”now all you have to do is wait for your guy to come.” cadence said with flushed cheeks.

Meanwhile in canterlot at the castle

“ahh, how I do love fine art in the castle gardens” Discord sighed peacefully.

Right then a giant pink heart fluttered by his face and showed him an image. An image of a black alicorn mare with the most luminous green eyes and the most gorgeous blue-green hair. It was chrysalis. Disord looked at the image with such love, that he didn’t notice the good leaking out of him like a deflating balloon. with a snap of his claw it started to rain chocolate milk. “Discords back,baby!!” he yelled “and i’m off to claim my bride!!” with that he flew off toward the changeling hive.

in the crystal empire

There was a shadow that was going around equestria. it was King sombra as a matter of fact. He was after Chrysalis as well after some weird floating heart showed him a beautiful mare brought him back to life. “i must find her!” he said and started off toward the changeling hive.

In The hive

“He’s never going to come!” Chrysalis wailed. She had been waiting for three days expecting her beloved to come but he hadn’t. yet anyways.

“Chrissie, i’m home!” Shouted draconequus who bashed through the wall. To Chrysalis, he was hotter than a chile pepper.(she may have hated it when cadence called her chrissie, but when discord did it, to her, it was just cute)

“where is my beloved!” Yelled a shadow who came in through the door.He was cuter than a baby changeling.

“oh,dear” Said a confused Changeling Queen. Who to the two men thoght was the most beautiful thing in the world

After a short fly to the crystal empire.

“CADENCE YOU IGNORANT TWIT! HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!!!” Chrysalis screamed.

Cowering, cadence replied “I-I don’t know w-what happened!! you must be special”.

“And what is that supposed to mean?” Crysalis asked while glaring at the princess

“I guess it means you are the perfect match for two guys? I don’t know! All I do know is that the only way to fix this is to choose one!”

What the two mares didn’t know was that the two bachelors were already fighting about who loved Chrysalis more.

“I LOVE HER MORE THAN ALL THE CHAOS IN THE WORLD!” yelled Discord

“WELL I LOVE HER MORE THAN THE MY CRYSTAL SLAVES!!!” Sombra shot back

“WHY YOU LITTLE...!” Discord said as he charged at the king.

You would think that they would be beating each other pretty severely right? WRONG! They were fighting like teenaged mares with hooficures, whipping their hooves/ claws/paws at each other with their heads turned the other way.

Chrysalis looked at the two boys and sighed. “I guess you’re right candace.”

“CADENCE” corrected the princess

“WHATEVER!” Yelled the queen and then she cleared her throat. “oh boys!”

The weak fighters stopped immediately at the sound of her voice. “yes my love? shut up! no you! why you little!” They said in unison.

“I have decided to hold a contest to see who I should marry.” Said the Queen. “the contest will be......A RAP BATTLE!”

“A rap battle....? seriously?” asked cadence.

“what? thats what the kids do these days!" replied the Queen.

And so the two boys went to work on their songs.

1 hour later.

“Are you boys ready?” Crysalis asked.

“YES!” they both replied.

“then lets hear it! discord you go first!”

The draconequus stepped forward and began singing.

“You can’t be serious, my sweet little chrissie. Your sending we to battle this little prissy? I was in control of equestria, believe me that was fun. He didn’t even control the crystal empire for more minutes than one! You need a dude more sinister than he, that’s exactly why you should choose me!”

Outraged sombra chimed in.

“Draconequus? HA! I laugh at the name! Everyone knows his techniques are horribly lame! I struck fear into ponies and made the balance tilt! All he did was make it rain measly chocolate milk! My darling changling, you have beauty and grace. would you really like to be in that thing’s embrace? Together we can bring impending doom, thats exactly why I should be your groom.”

As the two boys finished Chrysalis just sat there stunned. ‘Which one?!’ she thought to herself. She then gave it some thought and realized who it should be. “I have chosen whom I will marry!”

3 months later.

“And by the power vested in me I now pronounce you Changeling and Draconequus! You may kiss the bride!” Said Princess celestia.

Discord kissed his lovely queen as the crowd of changelings and ponies cheered.

“Uh, Princess? are you sure it’s a good idea to let them get married?” Asked a worried Twilight.

“Well my faithful student, everypony deserves to be loved.” Repiled a happy Celestia.

Yes, thats right discord won and Celestia was happy for them. It was the very first villain wedding celestia had ever allowed. What happened to sombra you may ask? He was turned back to a shadow and now stays in a cave wondering what he did wrong. And so, Chrysalis finally found love and the guy she loved actually loved her back. And yes, princess celestia cast a spell on discord so his wife wouldn’t “accidently” suck the love right out of him. All was right with the world as the happy couple floated off on a cotton candy cloud towards the bahamas for their honeymoon. And they lived happily ever after.

THE END.

Author's Note

this is my very first fanfic! i know it's not much, but it's the best i can do. i know you guys might not like the ship, but thats okay. please don't hate on my story. thx 4 reading!!