Ponies in Reality

by ponygirls

Rating: teen
Tags: Sad, Romance, Spike, Slice of Life, Human, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe
Length: 3198

All five best friends were transported into planet earth. Will they even survive on day one?

All six main character ponies(and Spike )were transported into planet Earth by a book that was forbidden to be read by any pony except for Princess Celestia and Twilight. They will try to survive on planet Earth, if they even can. A special guest will be helping them find Equestria. And show them the odds and ends of Earth.

Published 2013-06-01 09:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-27 11:30:41 UTC

The Transportation

Twilight, Spike and Rainbow Dash were strolling around the park, when suddenly they collided with Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy.
"Well, whadya' know? It's a coincidence that we just found each other. As Rarity wanted to tell us a myth or a stupid story she read from from a book that was 1000 years old."
Applejack suddenly said with a bored expression on her face.
"It is not made up! I know it is also not a questioning myth! So, shut your mouth and listen to my story." said Rarity enraged.

"We don't have to fight. Just tell us the story, Rarity. We 'all' are interested in this subject." Twilight lightening the mood. But when she said that, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Fluttershy just had the expression of zombies on their faces. Only Spike was shining in amazement.
"Tell us the story! We would like to hear it now!"
said Spike. Rarity giggled. She knew that he would do anything for his dear, beloved crush.
"Well, this is how the story goes. In the old ages, about 100,000 years ago, here in the land of Equestria. There were no ponies at that time. But there were 'humans'. There were huge buildings and they were called 'skyscrapers'."
Rarity said in a ghastly face. Trying to be spooky. Everypony laughed. Except for Twilight, she only had a worried face.
*(Rarity must not read that on. She must not flip to page 123. Or not, disaster will occur.),
Twilight thought around her mind. She just looked down to the ground. Illusions run through her head about humans and how they look like, how corrupt they are or maybe they are not friendly. Twilight looked at the laughing ponies. She stared with anger in her eyes.
"Stop laughing fools!!! This is serious! That book is suppose to be in the Private Equestria Library! Which means that only Princess Celestia and me can enter! No other ponies or prince or princesses can enter! That book is dangerous, so we both kept in safe hands. But somehow a dark force teleported it to the library."
Twilight explained in anger. She then looked at Rarity's scared face. She asked;
" What page are you on now?"
" I..... I don't remember..."

Rarity answered, petrified by Twilight.
"WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON NOW????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Twilight screamed, whilst asking.
"Twilight, if you wanna' know which page is she on, we gotta go to her house. Don't just ask repetitively."
Rainbow stood up, but she was still feeling scared inside herself. Twilight collapsed to the ground, looking into the puddle in front of her. She saw the reflection of an angry pony. She then stood up and apologized. Then they all walked to Rarity's house.
" Well, why are you so worried about the book, I mean is it that dangerous?"
Fluttershy suddenly asked. Twilight sighed. She just didnt know how to reply Fluttershys question. If she explain everything, she let the history of every secret out and Princess Celestia might throw her out of University of Equestria. But, if she didnt, her friends would fell betrayal and might just break the magical friendship they have. "Well.... Ummm... Its a secret. You see, only high ponies like me and Princess Celestia should only know this kind of stuff. But, if could tell you, I would but I cant. Sorry Fluttershy for not answering your question." Twilight replied as calm and smart as she could. All of her friends just smiled. "Its fine, we do not need to know the full reason, Twilight. I bet we will all find out after we arrive at my house and get that book."
Rarity trying to calm Twilight down. But Twilight just became more nervous.
"Twilight, what is wrong? Do you want me to calm you down with the calm potion you made for Pinkie Pie?"
Spike, her truly trusty assisstant asked.
"Wait, you wanted to calm me down? Why would you? I mean, I just got my cutie mark like this!!"
Pinkie Pie asked.
"Spike, that calm potion is not for her and Pinkie Pie, that potion is for me if I get frustrated and lose control."
Twilight explained. Pinkie Pie just had an expression of not believing her. But then, a ray of sunshine on her face just appeared. Sometimes, Pinkie Pie could be a drama artist.
"Look! We reached our destination which is my truly fascinating home!"
boasted Rarity.
"Come on, lets get that book and return it to the Private Library now!" said Twilight in full enthusiasm. The six friends and Spike went into the house. As they stepped in the book was floating in the middle of the room. A dark shield was covering it. The ponies were shocked. Twilight saw that the book was on page 123. "Twilight, what is happening? Why is the book floating and why is the book on page 123?!" Rarity asked whilst holding her hooves down into the carpet because the force was sucking all of them in. Twilight didnt know wahat to do. S he just thought of this suggest that just went round and round in her head. She finally spat out words.
"No time to explain! Just jump into the book!"
Twilight screamed. The ponies just followed what Twilight said because they were depending on her. They all jumped and the book fell onto the carpet. The ponies were also gone too. They were separated in a portal that had two ways. One said Earth and the other is Earth too. They were transported back together again in a house. It is a bit shaggy for the start but Pinkie Pie loved it for some unknown reason. Then, a popular you tuber walked in and was shocked.
"Marzia, when did we have hot babes in our house?" the you tuber asked. Twilight was scared. She knew this would happen. She tried to avoid the man.
"What hot babes? I meannnnn.........." Marzia replied and felt the same as the you tuber.
"Felix, did you had secret relationships?!"
asked Marzia, feeling frustrated.
"Wait, relationship? Ain't nowhere nohow we'll get a relationship with that pervert! Anyways, he is one ugly guy."
Applejack exclaimed. The 'humanponies' just giggled.
"HEY!! I am not that ugly."
the you tuber exclaimed.
"Wait, girls look!" Twilight shouted.

Author's Note

*The brackets mean that a pony or human is thinking in their head or minds.
How is this even exciting? - AN
Actully this is really fun to write.

A Destined Friendship

"What the heck!"
Fluttershy screamed soundly. They all have hands, feet and a full body. Rainbow Dash thought Lyra might be jealous. If she was here of course.
"See, now what have you done, Twilight? You made us all into humans that I told about."
Rarity exclaimed. Applejack was shocked because she had a human body. She just couldnt feel natural at all. Applejack jumped on the you tuber and asked; "Hey you! What is your name and why are we here in this non- apple place!?" Applejack suddenly screaming nonsense. Twilight facepalmed. "Felix.... My name is Felix or better known as Pewdiepie..." he greeted himself. Twilight was the only one who gasped. Everyone stared at her awkwardly. She suddenly started to jump around in the room. Pinkie Pie was jealous and mad because that was her job to be crazy and fun - ilicious and not Twilights. She walked and then stood in the middle of the room, waiting for Twilight to land right in front of her.

"You are going to see some seroius apples!"
Applejack whispered to Marzia and Felix. They just looked at each other and shrugged. Twilight exactly landed in front of Pinkie Pie, Pinkie catched her even though Twilight was still jiggling in her hands. She yelled to Twilight, then she did a wrestling move that she knows on her. Twilight unleashed her magic and transported herself to another part of the room.

"What are you doing, Pinkie?!"
asked Twilight, confused. Pinkie Pie just smirked and pulled out her party cannon. Twilight knew they were battling against each other, she wanted to stop it, yet she wanted to fight too. Pinkie set a flame of fire using a piece of her clothing to the string. She blasted away and was heading for Twillight. Felix and Marzia just stood there and watched them battle whilst theyre house is getting damaged. Spike was worried that theyre friendship will break apart.
(I need to stop them somehow before they both just break the house down and they`re friendship too! But how?) Spike thought to himself. He rushed to Rainbow Dash and told her,

"Rainbow Dash, I need you to fly to them and catch Pinkie while I stop Twilight from using her magic."
Rainbow Dash nodded and did what Spiike said. She flew in mid- air, waiting to catch Pinkie Pie. Spike just tried to calm Twilight down. Rainbow caught Pinkie and Spike finally calmed Twilight down.

"Well, that`s a relief. They almost wrecked our whole house down. I guess.... YOU GUYS WILL HAVE TO FIX IT!!! Javlar fann!!(Fuck balls!!)"
Felix getting all furious after the battle was over. Twilight with a bored expression just used her magic and put things back where it was. Felix and Marzia mouths were agape when they saw.

"What? You never seen magic? It is soo.... common in Equestria, you know."
boasted Twilight. Twilight forgot, she has been, no, ALL of them have rude from the start. They forgot to greet themselves.
She nugded onto Applejack`s shoulder. She realized as well.

"We apologize for being so rude. Let us start again?"
Twilight suddenly being posh like a princess. She then bowed.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle. A unicorn. I am the most honoured student of Princess Celestia and I am still in the making of a princess."
Twilight greeted. All the other ponies saw Twilight, so they decide to line up against each other and take turns to greet. This is the polite way to greet in Equestria.

"My name is Applejack. An earth pony. I have one of the biggest and finest orchard in Equestria. I also pick a lot of apples and I am obssessed with them!"
Applejack greeted herself.

"Well, I am Rarity. A unicorn. I am a fasionista with full ideas on clothes and such. I have a full closet of my fasion. One day you might want to try."
Rarity then exclaimed.

"My name is Fluttershy. I am the shy - est girl in Equestria. Yet, I am a pegasus that could fly."
Fluttershy greeted quietly. Felix and Marzia had to get closer so they can hear her.

"My name is Rainbow Dash. A pegasus. But, I am the fastest pegasus in Equestria. I am very famous. I wanted to be part of the Wonderbolts but they never accept me."
Rainbow boasted.

"My name is... PINKIE PIE!!!!!!! I am a fun- ilicious and also a party animal earth pony!!!!!!!!!! ALL I BRING IS MY PARTY CANNON!!!!!!!"
Pinkie Pie screamed then bought out her party cannon. Twilight used her magic and stored it away. Far away from Pinkie.
Pinkie grunted.

"My name is Spike. A dragon. I am the truly NO. 1 assistaant of Twilight."
Spike explained himself then he whispered to them.

"I like Rarity too."
he blushed. They both giggled then laughed out loud. Spike was furious. He was on fire.

"You... A dragon? Haaaahhaaaa hoo!!!! You look more like a stuffeed animal. Wait, YOU are a stuffed animal! HAHAHAH!"
Felix making fun of Spike. Twilight suddenly came and hugged Spike. She then said,

"You are a stuffed animal. You just don`t realize this do you?"
Twilight hugging him more tightly. Spike blushed. He could feel her breasts pushing on his back.

Twilight, ummm.. You are strangling me?!" Spike tried to come up with and excuse. Apparantly it worked, she let go of him.
He dropped on the floor. She apologized. He was still blushing because he just couldn`t forget.

"HMM... Hmm... Anyways, I am Felix Kjellberg or also known as Pewdiepie. But you could call me Pewds."
Pewds took his hand out to shake. They all shaked his hand.

"My name is Marzia Bisognin. I am the girlfriend of him. My other name is Cutiepie. You could call me Marzia"
she bowed. All the other ponies realized they have a new friendship. Suddenly, Puga scared the heck out of Fluttershy. She screamed as she was terrified.

"Javlar!!!!"
Pewds shocked. Pewds saw Puga-chan/ Maya nibbling on Fluttershy`s leggings. Hepicked her up and apologized. When he picked her up, he saw the cutie mark.

"What is that on your dress, Fluttershy? It has three butterflies."
Pewds asked.

"Oh, those are cutie marks. We all have them, see? II have a star that looks like a sparkle."
Twilight explained.
"Fluttershys are butterflies because she loves nature. Raritys are diamonds because she loves them. Applejack`s are apples because she collect apples. Rainbow Dash is a rainbow lightning because she is as fast as lightning. Pinkie Pie likes to party so she have ballons as her cutie mark."
Twilight giving a lecture.

"Ok... Well, let`s go outside so you can feel natural."
Marzia suggested. They all agreed and walked out the door.

Author's Note

Sorry for the sudden swearing but it is Pewds, so don`t be mad, okay?
But if you are a Bro to Pewds, then you might apprieciate this.
Anyways, thank you for liking and please follow.[>-<]
THANK YOU.

The Outside World

As soon the girls stepped outside, they felt different. They couldn`t stand as well as in the room. Was there an earthquake?

"Sorry, I forgot to call the manager to fix the floorboards on our doorstep. They have wobbly like that for almost four years already."

Marzia apologizing. Pewds just face palmed and carefully walked out of the door . She did the same. They all just suddenly stop. Fluttershy was in front but she was scared to go down. The steps were not as big in Ponyville, Equestria, Manehattan or even Fillydelphia. They`re steps are so small.

"Just fly, you`ll get used to this. Try it."

Twilight whispering to her. She looked nervous looking at Twilight. Fluttershy starts to flutter her wings and just gently swooped off the floorboards. Rainbow Dash saw Fluttershy trying her best so she decided to help. She flew to Fluttershy and brought her down. The others just slowly walked down downstairs.

"Calm down, will you? Just try to close your eyes. I`m right here."

Rainbow Dash trying to calm Fluttershy down. She kept fainting every time she looked down.Rainbow Dash just sighed.

"Well, that mess is over.Let's just get some fuckin' fresh air!! Ok, Fluttershy??"
Pewds grinding his teeth to her. She just squeeled. Rainbow Dash stood up and said,

"Hey!! If you're just gonna mess with my friends, I mess with you first!! You are so unpatient."

"Well, I FUCKING AM!!! Will you just shut up for a second, please!? You all are just a mess!!"
Pewds trying to say the truth, even though it's just been a few minutes with them.

"Pewds, please calm down. I know you are stressed but.... please be patient."
Marzia encouraged him to stay focused and be calm.

The girls just stepped out of the main entrance whilst Marzia was calming Pewds down. The girls were dissapointed in thier selves. They just wanted to apologize. But when they snapped out of it, they could smell the fresh air, the smell of pizzas, hamburgers, sorbets and much, much more. Yes, they are in Italy. Pewds stepped out and apologized even though the girls wanted to say it. They just nodded.

"Well girls, this is our home, or more speficly Marzia's home. This is Italy."
Pewds introduced them to Marzia's little hometown.

The girls were amazed and strolled down the street whilst Pewds and Marzia are daydreaming that the ponies are thier little kids. Aaaaand... that's when Pinkie caused trouble.

"Wah!!!!! Stop touching me!! I'm not a doll! Let go!!! I'm warning you!!"
Pinkie screamed out loud.

When Marzia and Pewds heard it, they sprinted to the crimescene. They saw pinkie being touched by a pervert. And that's when Pinkie pulled out her cannon and blasted him away. Twilight wondered where she got her cannon. He just well... fainted on the spot. The locals saw it as well. The ponies cheered and suddenly the locals cheered as well.

"Pinkie! Pinkie! Pinkie! Man, if I knew you were brave, I could've let you play wth mah daer obnoxios goat of mine back at the barn."
Applejack teasing Pinkie. She turned to the party animal she is.

"Let's get this par.. ughTTT...Wilig...rrrrghhh..."
struggled Pinkie. Twilight was choking her so she would'nt waste her time on partying. Twilight did'nt want any more trouble, so she apologized the locals and walked along. Pewds, Marzia and the girls snickered at the attempts that Twilight did to Pinkie.
They all walked to the dock to see the beautiful sundown.

"So, this Equestria place, what is it like, I mean like, how is it?"
Pewds stuttered. Twilight giggled at his sentences.

"Well, there's not much to it, I mean it's just full of ponies and adventures, but then, it gets boring. This place is very nice. I like it."
Twilight explained. She poked Pewds and said,

"It's very awesome. Hey, I haven't told you how we were transported here right?"
Twilight politely asked. The sunset was becoming red and becoming more beautiful. The girls were just agape by this.

"No. How exactly did you get here?"
Pewds questioning.

"We were transported by a magical book called 'The life of Humans'. Is there anyhow a magical library here?"
Twilight answered. Pewds shrugged. Then he remembered his very old memories.

"Actully, there is one called 'Magic Bookstore'. It only allows people who can prove that they have real magic. I bet you all can. I was thrown out once for stealing a magic book."
Pewds suddenly spitting out words. Twilight smirked. She just knew that Princess Celestia is worrying. She held Pewds hands.

"Promise me everything is going to be okay, Pewds."
Twilight sobbing. Pewds was worried about the world's global corruption is going to affect them.

"I promise."
Promised Pewds. The sun setted and everybody went home. But only the girls, Pewds and Marzia stayed to see the beautiful, and sparkling stars. After a few minutes, the stars appeared and they all wowed at the amazement. Twilight, using her magic, wrote the constellations of the stars.

"Wow!! That is pretty amazing Twilight. I love how you arrange them. How do you even write on them?"
Marzia complementing and questioning her.

"Oh, my magic can reach up to 100,000,000,000 Fillymeters.(approximately 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in metres.)"
Twilight explained.

They all yawned and walked back home. They closed the door and climbed up the stairs. Pewds and Marzia tucked the girls in the guest rooms. Pewds awed with Marzia looking at them cutely snoring away. Marzia asked Pewds,

"Do you think its gonna be okay?"
"Yes, Im sure."
Pewds replied, he kissed Marzia and they both tuck themselves in. They had a good night rest.