The Epic Story (Revised)

Chapter  9

                                                                 Ponyville, Equestria

Twilight Sparkle curiously removed the M-16s upper receiver, and placed it on her desk. What are you doing? Asked Rainbow Dash, who had just entered the library while bouncing a ball on her head. I'm dissembling one of the weapons which the human soldier was carrying explained Twilight.  Sounds boring Rainbow Dash replied. Why are you bouncing a ball on your head? Asked Twilight. I'm going to set the Equestrian record for the most times a ball has been bounced on a ponies head, Rainbow Dash proudly boasted. The door to the library then flung open and Pinkie Pie hopped in. Pinkie, you almost made me loose my coordination! Gasped Rainbow Dash. Frank then entered the library. What are you doing to my rifle? Demanded Frank. Dissembling it replied Twilight. Frank walked over to the table and began to resemble the M-16 in less than a minute Frank had the M-16 competently resembled. Why did you attack Equestria? Twilight demanded. I didn’t attack Equestria, I was prisoner of the guy's who were attacking Equestria. Oh, Twilight said, her ears drooping as she realized this. Who found me? Asked Frank. Me said Pinkie Pie with a smile. Terrific said Frank, as he reattached the M-16 to the sling on his back.. Where's my .45? asked Frank. Here replied twilight, as she used magic to hand Frank the M1911 pistol. Frank put the pistol in its holster. Good said Frank, now I can get outta here. Wait, Twilight said. What is it? Frank asked. There's a great prophecy about to unfold said Twilight, and I believe that you are a part of it. That’s real nice and all, but I have to get back to the Marine Corps and Civilization. Twli, Applejack called from outside. Come on, pleaded Twilight at least meet Applejack. Fine said Frank. As they walked outside the library Frank spotted an Orange pony with a cowboy hat, standing next to a man in a brown duster who was also wearing a cowboy hat. Who are you? Asked Frank. I'm Cowboy, this is Applejack, Cowboy replied. It's good to see another human being out here, said Cowboy.  Likewise, replied  Applejack, exclaimed Twilight, where did you find him. He was out by the old fort, Applejack explained. He got shot, and I'm nursing him back to health. I see said Twilight. What is with all these humans showing up? Asked Rainbow Dash. I have no clue replied Applejack. Its part of the prophecy, explained Twilight. What prophecy asked Rainbow Dash? Never mind replied Twilight. A sharp scream pierced the air followed by gunshots. Come on! Frank yelled, while cocking his M-16. The six of them rounded a corner to see a unicorn standing over Church. Rarity, what happened? asked Twilight. This creature came out of nowhere and startled me, so I did what any sensible girl would do. Ran away screaming? Asked Rainbow Dash. No, I roundhouse kicked him in the throat, while screaming. As he fell the thing he was carrying went boom!  Rarity concluded. He had a gun Frank added. What are you creatures? Asked Rarity. Humans responded Frank, Twilight, and ,Cowboy at the same time. You aren’t going to harm us? asked Rarity. No said Frank. Well that’s a relief said Rarity. Look he's waking up said Pinkie Pie. Church rolled over and sat up. He took one glance around, upon seeing Rarity. He dove to the ground and grabbed her front left hove, yelling please, don't hurt me. Cowboy began to laugh at this sight. What's so funny? asked Church. You're scared of a pony said Cowboy. Well, do you have names? Asked Rarity, Yeah, I 'm Frank that's Cowboy, and I don't know who that is Frank said, pointing to Church. I'm Church, Church said as he stood up. I do believe its time we went and got Flutttershy, said Twilight. Why? asked Church. I want to take you all to Lance, maybe he can fill us in on the prophecy. What prophecy? Asked Church. Come with me and find out, said Twilight. Why asked Church, I wanna find riches. The location to which we must travel hold forty billion in gold. Forty billion? Asked Church.

Yep, replied Twilight. Wait fill us in on the whole thing said Frank. Wait, sorry I'm late said Flutttershy in a timid voice. It's okay Fluttershy, your right on time, said Twilight. Long ago there was a prince who justly ruled over the ponies of Ponyville. However, When Nightmare rose up to confront  Princess Celesta, the Prince bravely fought her. He was defeated and Nightmare moon separated his body and soul. His body was locked away in a temple, deep within the Equestrian Jungle. Also Nightmare moon put her entire Treasury there. Which amounted to forty billion in gold bars. Who ever reunites the princes soul with his body shall receive the gold of the temple as payment. That's just what were going to do said Twilight. Now who's with me. Count me in called Rainbow Dash. Sure, said Pinkie Pie, Mine as well tag along said, Cowboy. I'll come, only for the gold though, said Church. Sure dear. Said Rarity. Ok Fluttershy added. Sounds like a good plan, said Applejack. How bout you Frank?  No. Frank responded. Why? asked Twilight. Because, I have orders replied Frank. Speaking of which Frank said as he pushed on his comm and began to speak. Overlord, this is Zuni recon 211 standing by for orders over. He gone crazy said Rainbow Dash, talking to himself like that. Solid copy Zuni recon, you are deep in enemy Territory, what gave you the idea to cross into Russia over? Overlord asked. What do you mean, I'm in south America over Frank responded. Roger that area you're in has been purchased by the Russian Federation from Brazil over. Overlord responded. As for you Frank, you are now K.I.A. We appreciated your service but, you should not have entered Russia, this is Overlord over and out. I don't believe this cried Frank. He ripped the earpiece out and threw it on the ground then stomped it with his boot.  Then Frank realized that he could go and get the gold.  He would return to the States as a millionaire. Twilight, he said, I changed my mind, I'm coming.