The Epic Story (Revised)

by Soviet Sarge 1917

Chapter 15, An attemped lie

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                                                                    Chapter 15

                                                 18 kilometers outside of Ponyville Equestria.

   Why do they not answer me Boris? Ptrankativich asked. They cannot speak Russian, comrade general, Boris replied. Oh, Ptrankativich said. English yes, he asked. Yes, please said Twilight. Ok, Ptrankativich replied. Why are you here? Ptrankativich asked. We were just camping, replied Twilight. I thought we were going to. Pinkie Pie began, but Twilight stuffed her hoof in her mouth. The Woods can be dangerous place misses, er what is your name, Ptrankativich asked. Twilight Sparkle is my name, and I'm just a miss Twilight replied. I'm Alexzanderniv Ptrankativich, and as I was saying, the forest can be dangerous place. That's why I have my three guides said Twilight, while pointing to Frank, Church and Cowboy. Very good, said Ptrankativich. Now you wouldn’t happen to be on a mission to acquire, ancient Equestrian gold and Prince would you? Asked Ptrankativich, and I would tell the truth. You see I hate liars, Ptrankativich said, undoing the strap for his pistol's holster. We sure are. Pinkie Pie said. Twilight again put her hoof over Pinkie Pie’s mouth, and said not, we are not on a mission to acquire ancient Equestrian gold. Who am I kidding Ptrankativich reattaching the holster strap. You could not even find the gold let alone take it. Were using Rarity, said Pinkie Pie. Excuse me, said Ptrankavitich. Her said Pinkie Pie, she can find jewels with her horn, and there's a big one on the front of the temple, she finished, that's how we are going to find it. What are you doing, tell me truth, or she dies Ptrankativich said as he unholstered his Mauser pistol, and pointed it at Fluttershy. Ok, were on a mission from princess Celesta to save Equestria from the red army, Twilight said. Ptrankativich began to laugh. What's so funny asked Rainbow Dash. You, Ptrankativich said, you really believe that six ponies and three Americans can beat the red army? What a joke. We've beaten Nightmare Moon, and Discord, Twilight said reassuringly. Their not even in the same league as me sweetie. I kill people for fun, Ptrankativich said, you are noting more than an annoyance. He holstered his Mauser. Load them on to a truck he ordered. Dah, comrade general, two Russian soldiers said, as they began to run towards the motor pool. As soon as we near the temple, I will need your help to locate its exact location. Ptrankativich said to Rarity. I'll never help you, Rarity said definitely. That is why I'm bringing your friends, should you resist, and I’ll have them shot. You're a monster, Rarity said. No, I personally prefer the term Communist visionary. A ZiL truck pulled up and they were forced into the rear of the truck. A Russian soldier bound them all. Go! Ptrankativich ordered, and the ZiL began to move. Fluttershy began to cry. It's Ok, Rainbow Dash comforted Fluttershy. Don't worry Frank said as the Russian soldier sat down by the ZiL's tailgate. We'll get out of this Frank finished.

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