The Epic Story (Revised)

43 kilometers outside of Ponyville Equestria

    Applejack swung the jeep down the same road, Frank had driven the ZiL. Applejack noticed a cliff, which Frank had pulled the ZiL up to. Meanwhile at the cliff, Frank had began to repel towards the bottom which, a river ran through. Come on, Frank called. Okay dokey, Pinkie Pie said and jumped off the cliff into the water. Is she Ok? Frank asked. Yes, Pinkie always does things like that Rarity replied. Well, get repelling Frank said. We'll have to cross the river if we wanna beat the Russians to the temple.

That looks really scary Fluttershy said. Yeah, Church said in agreement, I could fall to my death. Listen, Frank said, either you repel down or, I'll push you off. Take your hoof off the gas! Applejack yelled to Twilight. Its stuck! Cried Twilight. Oh, crap are they gonna hit us? Church asked dumbfounded. The jeep then plowed into the ZiL, knocking them both off the cliff into the water. Is everyone alright? Frank asked. Were just dandy, said Cowboy. Eventually everyone emerged from the wreckage unharmed. That was awesome! Said Rainbow Dash, lets do it again! How about lets not, suggested Church as he unwrinkled his tee shirt. I had this shirt signed by 50 Cent, you better pray to god, that it’s not ruined. You alright Will? Asked Cowboy. No thanks to you, Will replied bitterly. You shot me! Cried Cowboy, you better thank God it wasn’t the other way around or you'd be dead. Listen Cowboy, I had to shoot you. Will began. I needed to earn the trust of the Russians, so that I would receive a portion of the gold. And that was more important to you than my trust? Asked Cowboy. You didn’t have any gold Will replied. The only reason were bring you Cowboy said, is so that you don't tell Ptrankativich which way were going Cowboy said. Come on people, Frank said lets get moving, We need to put as much distance between us and the Russians as possible. Which way Rarity? asked Twilight. Northwest, replied Rarity. The group set off in that direction, with Will following them. Come on Will pick up the Pace called Cowboy. Will stopped for a moment, threw a small tracking beacon into the ground, and then ran to catch up with the others.