The Epic Story (Revised)

                                                  49 kilometers outside of Ponyville, Equestria

       Hey, Cowboy, would you mind explaining something to dim witted farm gal like myself, asked Applejack. Sure, and you ain't dim witted Cowboy replied. Why does that gun of yours have two triggers? Applejack asked. Well you see, the back trigger sets the rifle said Cowboy, then all you have to do is breath on the front trigger, and she’ll fire. What kind of gun is it? asked Applejack. Don't get him started, groaned Will. My rifle is a Shiloh Sharps 1874 heavy barrel buffalo rifle, Cowboy said. She's chambered for the 45.-70 government, and she'll kill a buffalo at two hundred yards with a single shot. I'm just happy that Ptrankativich put my rifle in the same truck, otherwise I would have had to go through that Russian column until I found her. Well my Barrett’s far more powerful, scoffed Church. That thing belongs in a museum. Have you even fired that there rifle? Asked Cowboy. Yes, said Church. Applejack and Cowboy both glanced at Church. Ok, I’ve never shot it, but what difference does it make? Asked Church. Lotta difference said Frank, Cowboy knows his way around that rifle, just like I know my way around mine. Hey guys, Rarity called. What up? Asked Frank. We’re getting close to the temple, I can feel it, Rarity said. Good Twilight said. Twilight, said Rarity. Yes, responded Twilight. I'm sorry about what I said about you and Lance back in the truck, I really do hope its works out for the two of you darling. I appreciate that Rarity, but what you said is true, Lance is a prince, he can never marry me. That’s sad and all, but we have bigger fish to fry said Frank. Frank, do you even have a heart asked Fluttershy. Yeah, doctor said I had to keep it to pump blood, or I'd would have had it surgically removed Frank joked. Church let out a quick chuckle. Hey, hate to break up the parade but were here Rainbow Dash said. How do you know? Asked Frank. The big jewel was a dead giveaway, said Rainbow Dash. Sure enough directly ahead of them a massive temple loomed, with a massive blue ruby on the front. How do we get in? asked Frank. I have no idea Twilight said. Then a giant blue light shot out from the diamond and appeared to shoot through each of the ponies. Then the light shut off, and the front of the temple lifted up, revealing the gold. That temple's massive, whined Rainbow Dash, It gonna take forever to Find Lances body in there. Alright all you freeze said Will. As they all turned around, they saw Will had with drawn his LeMat revolver and was leveling it at them. I'm calling Ptrankativich said Will, I'm gonna be rich he said pushing a large red button on the radio he was carrying. Cowboy with drew his Cattleman revolver and shot the radio out of Will's right hand, and the LeMat out of his left. Stay, Cowboy said to Will. Everyone get inside, said Cowboy. They all ran inside, immediately the front of the temple slid close. Cowboy then holstered his gun. I doubt Will or even Ptrankativich for that matter will be able to get through this Cowboy said rapping on the hard stone of the temple. The temple was lit by paper lanterns. How big is this place? asked Church. Its five hundred meters wide by one thousand meters long. How big is that in English. Asked Church. Very big said Twilight. Aw, crap said Church.  Wait, how are we gonna get the gold outta here? Asked Applejack. Now that I do know said Twilight, Lance will use his magic to sent each persons share of gold to their homes. Sweet! said Church. Now all we have to do is Find Lance's body, Frank added. Split up, said Twilight yell if you find Lance.