The Epic Story (Revised)

Moscow, Russian Federation

          Putin, paced back and forth nervously, he had not had contact with Ptrankativich, since Ptrankativich had launched his offensive. Comrade President, a KGB officer called from down the hall. What is it? Asked Putin. Message from general Ptrankativich, his troops have reached their primary objective, he also reports that resistance from the enemy was been almost nonexistent the KGB officer said. Very good, Putin replied. Tell, Ptrankativich that he can expect a promotion when he returns home Putin said. Very, well comrade President, the KGB officer said, walking off towards the commutations office. Putin walked into his office, shut the door and began to drink a shot of vodka; it’s seemed that his confidence in Ptrankativich was well placed. I wonder what I should buy with my gold Putin began to think.