The Epic Story (Revised)

Inside the sun temple, Equestria

       I think the temple has been compromised, Rarity said. What makes you say that? Asked Frank.  I'm guessing it’s has something to do with the mob of Russian soldiers coming straight for us! Rainbow Dash cried. Well, it looks like where going to plan B said Frank. Which is? Asked, Church. We fight our way out Frank said. Finally, said Rainbow Dash. I’ve been wanting to teach these commie losers a lesson in manners. That's barbaric said Rarity. Got a better plan? asked Cowboy. The Russian soldiers stopped, and lowered their Ak's. There not actually going to-, Rarity began, but before she could finish all of the Russian soldiers opened fire. Cowboy removed his buffalo rifle from his sling and shot a Russian soldier in the head, another Russian soldier ran at Cowboy with his Ak's bayonet shining under the temples light. Cowboy ejected the buffalo rifles cartridge, which hit the Russian soldier in the eye. Cowboy then hit the Russian soldier in the sack, with the butt of the buffalo rifle. As the Russian soldier collapsed, Cowboy delivered a final blow to his neck, again with the Buffalo rifle's butt stock. Rainbow Dash, flew up to a Russian political officer, and punched him in the gut with her right front hoof, he crumpled to the ground. Rarity ran up and karate kicked a Russian soldier in the face. He fell to the ground unconscious. Release the dogs, commanded a sergeant. Dogs! Frank cried, as Russian attack dogs burst into the temple. All of the dogs went after Fluttershy, who then flew to a passage way filled with gold bars. Applejack cow kicked a technical Sargent in the chest, and he went flying. Tank! Cowboy yelled as a T-90C burst through the front of the temple. I've got this said Lance, as he jumped at the tank, and cut the barrel clean off with his horn. The tank commander then began to fire the tanks Dshsk machine gun at Lance. Lance climbed up the front of the tank, and stabbed the tank commander through the head with his horn. Lance then pulled a grenade off the dead tank commander, pulled the pin with his teeth, and threw it into the tank. Twilight shot a beam of magic at an approaching Russian soldier, and he fell to the ground covering his face, screaming in pain. Frank came up behind him removed his knife from its scabbard and slit the Russian soldiers throat. Frank! That gross! Rarity yelled. Fun fact, Frank replied, it takes one hundred forty three mussels to frown, One hundred and seventeen to smile, and only one hundred and thirteen, to slice some ones throat. Where on earth did you learn that? asked Rarity. The internet, replied Frank. What's that? asked Rarity. I'll explain later Frank said, dodging an incoming Russian soldier. Frank then grabbed the Russian soldier AK-47, and hit the Russian soldier in the face knocking him out. Twilight ducked as an RPG whizzed over her head. Are you alright? Asked Lance. I'm fine said Twilight, not paying attention behind her, as a Russian soldier armed with a knife ran at her. Lance ran over to Twilight, picked up an AK-47 off a dead Russian soldier, broke off the bayonet, and threw it at the charging Russian soldier, hitting him right between the eyes. God your beautiful Lance said to Twilight. Your not so bad looking yourself Twilight said. Lance put his arm around Twilight, we don't have time for this right now she said. We'll make time said Lance. Twilight and Lance then began to kiss. Yet another Russian Soldier began to charge at them, Lance with his other arm, picked up the AK-47 and unloaded half of the magazine in the Russian soldier. Oh, get a room! Yelled, Church. Lance and Twilight immediately pulled away and returned to fighting Russians. Church unloaded his AA-12s magazine into a group of twelve Russian soldiers. Every single one dropped. That was awesome! Church cried.