The Epic Story (Revised)

                                                               Inside the Sun temple Equestria

       How many of these guys are there? Asked Lance. Five hundred thousand, replied Frank. Crap, Church said, that like a million. No, that’s only half a million, corrected Twilight. This is so uncivilized Rarity commented as she punched a Russian soldier in the side of the head. Man, we are just kicking these guys butts said Rainbow Dash, as she slapped a Russian soldier in the face with her wings, and then dropped him with a punch to the gut. Frank shot two Russian soldiers with his M-16, then pulled out his 1911 pistol and fired three rounds into a Russian soldier, who crumpled to the ground. Look what I got! Pinkie Pie said excitedly. Oh, sweat Jesus, Church said. It’s a party cannon, Pinkie Pie said. A Party Cannon? Frank asked. Yeah, watch Pinkie Pie said, as she clutched the cannons firing string in her mouth and pulled. A massive amount of confetti, shot out of the cannon, and nailed a squad of Russian soldiers heading for them. The confetti knocked the Russians out cold. Well, I'll be said Applejack. It does work stated Cowboy, as He lowered his Buffalo rifle and shot a Russian Lieutenant in the head. Rainbow Dash, Punched a Russian soldier in the side of the head, and he fell to the ground. Where's Fluttershy? asked Twilight.

     Inside the deepest bowels of the temple Fluttershy was surrounded by Russian attack dogs.  Just as an attack prepared to lung.  Fluttershy flew over to the dog, and began to scratch, its stomach. The dog, instantly became docile. Oh, your paw said Fluttershy, as she flew over and pulled a thorn out of another dog’s foot. They never give you love? Do they, said Fluttershy as she began to pet and scratch each of the dogs. Soon enough all of the dogs were licking Fluttershy and playing like puppies. Then a Russian political officer, and two Russian soldiers entered the hallway. Look what we have here Yuri, The Political officer said, as Fluttershy backed into the corner of the hall. She is so cute! Said the other Russian soldier. Both the political officer and the soldier shot the other soldier dirty glances. She will make a fine example, the political officer said, he picked up Fluttershy by her coat. She squealed in pain and fear. The attack dogs suddenly became irritate. What is up with these hounds? Asked the political officer. As soon as he had finished speaking, the dogs attacked both of the Russian soldiers, and the political officer, who in shock, dropped Fluttershy. Before she could hit the ground, a dog caught her, then proceeded to lick her. Fluttershy laughed, and said, I have to get back to my friends, but thanks for your help. The dog again licked Fluttershy, then ran over to the political officer and bite his throat, killing him. The other dogs killed the two Russian soldiers. Fluttershy then began to fly down the corridor back towards the temples main room. Where were you sugarcube, we were worried sick! Applejack’s said. I was just making some new friends Fluttershy responded. Hey, what’s that noise? Lance asked, as he stabbed a Russian soldier in the chest with his horn. Choppers! Frank cried, as the whole roof of the temple exploded. Eleven Hind helicopters were hovering overhead. Then ropes fell out of the Hinds, and Spestsnaz slid down. These aren’t average Russian troopers, look how fancy their uniforms are, Rarity said. There Spestsnaz, watch out Frank said, these guys don't react to pain. Everyone reacts to pain, Rainbow Dash said, as she charged at the Spestsnaz, She punched a Spestsnaz  in the face and gave him a bloody nose.  The Spestsnaz operator, merely smiled, and responded by drop kicking Rainbow Dash across the room. You have to do it like this darling, Rarity said, as she ran up and punched a Spestsnaz in the jimmy. He did not react at all, he merely, glanced at Rarity. No way, are you a real man? Rarity asked. The Spentaz operator, reached down and grabbed Rarity by her left ear, and lifted her off the ground, with his other hand, her removed his Makarov pistol from its holster, held it to Rarity’s head, and said: You die. After you friend Cowboy said as he shot the Spestsnaz operator, in the head with his buffalo rifle. Rarity fell to the ground. My hair! She cried, these monster have messed up my hair, they shall die! Rarity declare, as she punched a Spestsnaz officer in the neck, shattering his spine. She then picked up His AK-74U and fire a full magazine into the Spestsnaz She karate kicked another Spestsnaz in the face. Run comrades! Yelled a Russian soldier. No, one shall escape said Rarity, as she picked up an AK-47 unfolded the bayonet, removed the magazine, and threw the AK, like a spear. The AK, hit a Russian soldier in the back, and he collapsed to the ground. Rainbow Dash roundhouse kicked a Russian soldier, knocking him out. I'm outta ammo, Church cried! Frank fired his M-16 into a mob of Russian soldiers, and Spestsnaz charging at them. They all fell to the ground dead. Frank dropped his M-16s magazine and reached into his backpack, for another, however he found out that he too was out of ammo. He then withdrew his 1911, and fired four rounds, but then his pistol too was out of ammo. Cowboy loaded his buffalo rifle and fired hitting a Russian soldier in the shoulder. We'll never be able to fight all these guys! Cried Twilight. Here come more of em! Yelled Applejack, as she punched a Russian soldier in the  back, then she kicked a Spestsnaz operator in the face. Twilight, called Lance. What is it? Asked Twilight. Teleport you and all of your friends to high ground! Lance said, as he stabbed yet another Russian soldier with his horn. What about you? Asked Twilight. I'm going to finish this once and for all. Lance replied. Ok, said Twilight, and one last thing Twilight said. What? Asked Lance. I love you said Twilight, as she kissed Lance, then teleported away.  Die you freaking commies Frank, cried. Then he went to stab a Russian sergeant, but just before the knife hit the sergeant, Frank, and the others were teleported away.