The Epic Story (Revised)

Boris, where are my field glasses, asked Ptrankativich. they happen to br underwater in Equestria, `comrade general Boris replied. I'm just happy that you made it out alive, Ptrankativich said. As am I comrade Boris said. Well Boris, there is this dot on the horizon, and in my old age, I cannot make out what it is Ptrankativich said. Perfectly ok, Boris, said, as he removed a pair of binoculars from the wall of the ship's bridge, and handed the binoculars to Ptrankativich. It’s a helicopter Ptrankativich said. One of our? Asked Boris. Not unless we have stated using the American flag, said Ptrankativich. It's them said Ptrankativich. How can you be so certain, Boris asked? Look for yourself, Ptrankativich said. Boris took the binoculars from Ptrankativich, and saw Rainbow Dash, flying straight towards them. Yep, it’s them alright, Boris remarked. Ptrankativich picked up a radio, bring Twilight Sparkle to the bridge, Ptrankativich instructed. Comrade General a soldier's voice came over the radio, both Twilight Sparkle and the Prince are gone! Gone, gone were? Asked Ptrankativich dumbfounded. Find them Ptrankativich ordered. They can't have gone far. Yes, Comrade General the soldier replied. Ptrankativich walked over to a gun rack on the wall, and removed his gold plated AK-47 rifle which he loaded. Come Boris, we have some Capitalists to kill Ptrankativich said.