The Epic Story (Revised)

Moscow, Russian Federation

  Vladimir Putin waved to the massive crowd gathering around the Kremlin. The people in the crowd began to yell “Happy Birthday President Putin”. Some girls tossed flower up to him, which he happily caught. Putin then raised his arm, a signal for the crowd to be quiet, then he began to speak. My fellow countrymen we are on the verge of a new era, an era free from the degradation of the West. An era in which any Russian will be able to afford luxuries such as new cars and plasma TV.'s. This great change which I speak of is coming, far sooner than you realize. You will soon be the envy of every westerner.  But my friends, this will not be with out sacrifice. I assume many Russian soldiers will die in the upcoming battles. However, these battles will not be fought on Russian soil, but in a far off land. I wish I could tell you all more, but it is top secret. But soon enough my friends, you will be reaping the rewards of this great victory. Now, enjoy the fireworks. As soon as Putin finished speaking fireworks began exploding all across the sky. Putin then waved one last farewell, and entered the Kremlin, two Spestsnaz shut the door behind him. Putin then quickly headed to his office. He entered the Tzar bedroom, which he had set up to be his private office. He removed a bottle of Red Star vodka from his cabinet, and poured himself a shot. He quickly gulped down the shot, and began reaching for the bottle, when his buzzer went off. What is Lilly? Putin asked. Comrade Ptrankativich is here to see you she quickly replied. Good, send him in Putin said. Yes, Comrade President. Putin, quickly put away the vodka, and straightened his tie, and sat down at his desk. The door  swung open and in stepped Ptrankativich.

     Ptrankativich almost seemed to slither along the floor as he approached Putin’s desk.  Please, take a seat Comrade general Putin said in a kind, almost fatherly voice. With Pleasure Ptrankativich responded. Do you know why I have asked tin. Dah Putin. Very good Putin said, and the reason I called you to Moscow, is because I want you to lead our attack on Equestria. Equestria? Comrade Putin, Ptrankativich nervously asked. What is wrong my general?Putin asked. No such place exists Ptrankativich inquired, I graduated Moscow university, top of my class, including geography. I do not recall such a nation called Equestria. That my general is because Equestria existence is not generally known Putin said. The nation of Equestria is located inside the Brazilian rainforest Putin continued, meanwhile pulling down a map showing Equestria. The country population is entirely composed of ponies. Ponies! Ptrankativich exclaimed. Yes my general, ponies Putin responded and continued his lecture. There are three types of ponies, earth ponies which have no magical abilities. Pegesi have wings and are able to fly, but they have no magical abilities. Unicorns are the same as earth ponies, which the exception of having a horn and being able to use magic. Pegasus have both wings and horns, and they can use magic. But how do they communicate? Ptrankativich asked. Why they speak perfect English, Putin replied. Amazing simply amazing Ptrankativich said, but what is the objective of this attack? Ptrankativich asked. You are to seize and hold the Sun temple, somewhere in this area, Putin said while in the midst of pointing to an area which appeared to be in the exact center of Equestria. Why is this sun temple so valuable? asked Ptrankativich. Inside there is forty billion in gold Putin responded. Forty billion, Ptrankativich repeated, almost as if he were stuck on the thought. Also my general according to Equestrian legend there is the body of an ancient Equestrian Prince there, and whoever reunites his ghost with his body shall receive limitless power, This is something I crave Putin said. You will capture the gold and Prince and bring both back to Russia! Putin ordered, almost screaming. Do not fail me Ptrankativich, he finished. But what will I lead, our motherland holds a broken sword Ptrankativich retorted. That is just the message I wanted to send, come let me show you what forces you shall lead.

         When Ptrankativich and Putin stepped out side the Kremlin, the crowd which had been there moments earlier, was gone. Follow me, general Putin said. Putin led Ptrankativich to the back of the Kremlin, the second they rounded the corner All Ptrankativich could see was Tanks. You will have two thousand five hundred thirty eight T-90C tanks under your command, Putin began. You will have one thousand nine hundred twenty one Hind and Hip helicopters. You will have six hundred and four  heavy bear bombers. You will have eleven hundred seventy two MiG  and Sukov fighter jets. You will have Eight hundred sixty nine artillery, field guns, and anti-tank guns. You will have three hundred and eighty nine BMP-1 armored personal carriers. Three thousand trucks, jeeps, and motor cycles, as well a half a million men, and four hundred eleven mortars. Will these forces be sufficient for the task? Putin asked. Yes, It can and will be done Ptrankativich said while saluting. Your ship leaves in four hours, don't miss it Putin said. Yes Comrade President Ptrankativich said. For the last time its just Putin, Putin said. For the first time in many years Ptrankativich felt that he was leading a true fighting force. He smiled and began to make his way to his office, where the planning would begin.