Ch.1 Animal Crossing
Chapter 1
It was a perfect day not unlike any other, as the sun brightly shun upon Ponyville Library, as large whacking noises were slowly emitting. It was spike, wanking off furiously yet again to another picture of Rarity.
“Ohhhhhhhhh....fuck fuck fuck.” said Spike pleasurably. His butt plug was becoming slowly looser and looser until the point of it falling out. When the gyration became too much, the butt plug fell out finally revealing itself from the crevices of the little dragon's purple ass cheeks. “That's one for the history books” said Spike. Spike then proceeded to shove the butt plug down the narrow shaft of his genitalia.
Twilight soon awoke, her purple and pink glorious mane clearly shuffled from just getting out of bed. “Were you fapping to that Rarity pillow again Spike?” said Twilight Sparkle who clearly was not amused.
“I was doing no such thing” said Spike. “Then why do I see your 'secret' butt plug sticking out of your tiny penis then?” Spike looked down and said nothing for he knew there was nothing to say.
Today was Thursday, there are many like it but this one is special. Luna is holding a disclosed purpose festival in the middle of Ponyville for some strange reason. While Twilight was getting prepared for the festival, suddenly a steroid induced bi-pedal Fluttershy broke through her wall.
“FLUTTER WANT ASS!” she shouted and proceeded to lift Twilight by the tail revealing her tight bunghole. She tried to stick her enormous newly found genitalia into Twilight's tight ass but it simply could not fit. “IF IT DOESNT FIT, NEVER QUIT!” yelled Roidshy at the top of her lungs.
Soon the large genitalia slowly found it's way into her asshole, which in turn made Twilight scream in both pain and pleasure as Roidshy proceeded to thrust her hips back and forth furiously into Twilight with ease.
Then, for some strange reason, Jim Dale entered the room. He was a bulbous man, with one hand firmly grasped on his dick, it was evident that he was laughing while jerking himself off. All of a sudden his genitalia turned into a chest burster from the first Alien movie and ate Roidshy in one large bite. "Good job Dirty." said Jim Dale as he petted his mutated love shaft. He than proceeded to fuck Twilight with his right hand, and Spike with his left.
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Meanwhile, in Sugar Cube Corner, Pinkie Pie was being extremely annoying. "Have you ever wondered why black people are black? It's soooooooooooooo weird, and have you ever noticed that some apples are red but others are green? I think we should purge the green apples from this world for there insolence." She drifted on for hours rambling anything that came to her mind towards Rainbow Dash who was sitting on the couch whacking off too pictures of SCP-087.
Suddenly Pinkie Pie became extremely horny and began to shove fresh coconuts up Rainbows Dash's flesh flaps. "You call that pleasuring me?" Rainbow Dash than proceeded to shove a Palm Tree up into Pinkie Pie through her lower lips.
Pinkie Pie screamed with pleasure and pain, mostly just pleasure though, because she was fucking sick. Pinkie Pie than started to recite the 'Cupcakes' fanfiction to herself, because it made her extremely horny while she was fucking Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash proceeded to remove a Rhinosoraus from her bung hole and began to suck it's enormous herbivore pleasure stick. Some facts about Rhinosorauses are that they cause more deaths world wide than both tigers and lions combined. They are some of the most aggressive herbivores on the planet and mark there territory by literally shitting everywhere. Rainbow Dash swallowed enormous piles of cum.
Scootaloo slowly slid out of the Rhinosorus's asshole. "Can I come out yet master?" "Get your ass back in there and start moving the sofa!" replied Rainbow Dash to Scootaloo. Scootaloo complied, only because it was a really nice sofa. Pinkie eventually got bored and went to make fuckcakes with the left over semen from the Rhino. Bored herself, Rainbow Dash receeded into her own gaping shit hole.
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In an undisclosed location (Sweet Apple Acres) Apple Jack was committing incest with her brother and sister Big Mac and Applebloom respectivly. Big Mac was DPing Applejack furiously, as a heated scream escaped her mouth. She was enjoying herself quite a bit, while Applebloom was shoving herself in and out (Like literally her whole body, shit's the weirdest) of Big Mac's tight anal cavities. It was then, that Applebloom finally got her cutiemark, it was a picture of a butt plugg in Big Macintosh.
"AH FINAHRY GOT MAH CUTIE MARK BIG MAC!" "SHUT UP NIGGERDICK!" yelled Big Mac at Applebloom as he sped up causing her to shake more violently, which distorted her voice.
Applejack started to shove anal beads made of apple into her shitter, which turned her on even more. "I love apples so fucking much!" screamed Applejack and than Big Mac falcoln punched her to shut her up.
There was a broom in the barn they were in that came to life ala Disney's Fantasia (complete with buckets of cum), it then threw the buckets of cum onto the incesting threesome and proceeded to bitchslap all of them. The three of them soon became the broom's prostitutes and started a successful prostitution business under the name of "Sweeper's Shit". Applebloom also bought an alligator.
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Rarities botique was as boring as ever. She was once again fucking her boyfriend Tom while Sweetie Belle was forced to watch. "I am still confused on the constitution of having intimate relations with a boulder sister Rarity." said Sweetie Belle in a robotic voice (Yeah I'm going with that).
"IT'S NOT A BOULDER!" yelled Rarity. "It's a rock." "Error, please input reference information in my brain drive." replied Sweetie Belle. "You wouldn't understand you dumb hooker, now go get me my drilldo, my vagina isn't going to pound itself."
Sweetie Belle complied and brought her the drilldo, but not before lathering it with piles of antibacterial soup (that shit apparently stings when put into a vagina, who would've guessed). She inserted the Drilldo into her sister, which caused Rarity to scream in agony, there was also super glue so she couldn't take it out.
Then out of nowhere, Optimus Prime blew open Rarity's roof. "Sw33tie B0t, the autobots need you once more." said Optimus Prime in his badass voice. "You must come with me to Cybertron.." "At once commander!" Sw33tie B0t jumped into Optimus Prime's hand leaving Rarity to be perpetually fucked by the sabotaged drilldo as they flew off into the distance. A bucket of cum than fell from the sky and landed on Rarity.
Author's Note
This story was made as a joke and I would love to know what everyone thinks about it. There are more chapters on the way but it may take time because I only write in my free time when i'm at the point of complete boredom. Also please don't leave comments about grammer, because as I said this story is a joke and is for fun and I really don't care about the grammer.
Chapter 2
Before heading to Cybertron, Sw33tie B0t and Optimus went too the Malt Shop, where they met up with Scooby and the rest of the gang. They then proceeded to order their favorite malts, a vanilla twirl with a side bucket of cum. "Let's all head to the malt shop." said Freddie the fearless leader of the gang, and so they did. Their newest mystery was leaving the gang in quite a rut, it was Season 4 Episode 32: "The Mystery of Nightmare Night". There was a ghoulish pony attacking Ponyville by the name of Nightmare Moon. She was absorbing all of the semen in the town through her nipples. This allegedly gives her immortality and turns her into Robo Cop.
“I know what we can do!” said Velma the brains and virgin of the gang. “Like what Velma?” Shaggy said as he reached his climax, jerking off under the table. “We can get the poop on the robot!”. “We poop on the robot?” Asked S33tie B0t. “Yeah you know get the straight poop ask questions, get information.” Velma concluded. “THAT'S THE DUMBEST SHIT I'VE HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE YOU ANAL ENCRUSTED NIGGER LOVING DOUCHEBAG FROM THE EIGTH DIMENSION!” said Freddie.
Just then, an enormous Skygina ripped through the fabric of time and space. A large hand dripping in skeet came out and grabbed Velma pulling her into a different fucking dimension. It was pretty cool. “Let's all head to the Malt Shop.” Said Freddie.
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Twilight awoke from her slumber after her encounter with the enormous Roidshy and Jim Dale, both of which we will never seen again until Chapter 5. “Spike? Spiiiiiiiiike?” Twilight called out but to no avail. It was just than that she noticed Princess Luna sitting in the room on a throne of buckets, buckets filled with cum. “Good evening Twilight. Are you ready for The Quickening?” asked Luna in a strangely seductive voice. “The what?” said Twilight confused and eying the buckets of cum with great desire. “The Quickening is when we take you, stick tube into your vagina and fill it with Famous Dave's BBQ SauceÔ.
Just then, a loud murderous clap occurred as the walls surrounding Miss Sparkle lifted up before her. Before her, a large figure was casting a shadow upon her. It was Mecha Celestia with mechanical tentacles spreading out far and wide. The tentacles wrapped around each of Twilight’s limbs lifting her into the air, spreading her legs agape. The first tentacle entered her baby maker and the other in her pooper followed by a vicious insertion into her mouth causing her to gag. She rather enjoyed it quite much as the tentacles repetitively pounded every orifice of her body. Luna simply sat and laughed as she ate an apple incrusted with sperm. As Mecha Celestia and Twilight began to reach their climax both screaming with their raging orgasms, Mecha Celestia shot out gallons of BBQ Sauce into her bloating her causing her stomach become the size of a parachute. Twilight fell to the ground causing the room to shake, panting vigorously.
Only a few moments after Mecha Celestia and Twilights encounter, Mecha Celestia walked slowly over to the gratuitously large Twilight Sparkle and pushed down firmly on her giant stomach causing the Famous Dave’s BBQ SauceÔ to spurt out of her in a vicious scream. Twilight let out a blood curling (yet turned on) scream and her limbs suddenly limped. You aren t done yet my dear. Luna said just finishing her apple. Just then, the pools of Sauce recently expelled from Twilight began to take the form of three figures. After a few moments, the figures began to become noticeable. They were three Shining Armors made entirely of BBQ Sauce. TWILY! the trio yelled in unison. Twilight tried to crawl away but was ambushed post haste by the three of them. One of them proceeded to lift her up over him and sticking they re BBQ schlong in Twilight s Blood Spewer pounding her vigorously causing her to let out periodic moans of pleasure. Next, another Shining Armor stuck it in her shitter pounding her in unison with the sub-leveled Shining Armor. Twilight was elated beyond all words enjoying every second of her pseudo-brothers incredulously pleasuring her. Finally, the last BBQ Armor approached her front and stuck his dripping schlong in her mouth; it tasted rather well and would make a great steak sauce. The trio pounded her for another solid six hours and Twilight climaxed six times during it. “That’s enough my friends.” Luna finally said after jacking off to the experience during it. The Shining Armors than dispersed into puddles and flowed into her vagina. Come with me Twilight, there is much we must do now that you have transcended.” “I understand, my Princess” .
The next day Twilight and Luna had begun preparation for the establishment of Luna’s Enormous Cumsplosion Festival. As always, Spike was forced to perform all the manual labor while Twilight and Luna sat behind the recently established stage scissoring each other furiously and as everyone knows, where there’s scissoring; bad things follow.
The first they heard was a noise like a hurricane coming down from the north. The pines on the mountain creaked and cracked in a hot, dry wind. Twilight and Luna stopped as Twilight looked puzzled. “Twilight, sound the alarm. Call out the guard. Do it now!” ordered Luna in a calm yet worried tone. “What is it?” inquired Twilight. “Dragon….Dragon!!!” Luna’s warning was met with an extreme onslaught of panic as everypony in Ponyville scattered. It was a fire drake from the north. My own original dragon Blaug had come. Blaug swooped over the town with quick and fierce speed as he sprayed the entire town with a thick layer of bukkake. Everypony in the village encountered an intense feeling of mild irritation as the white juice plastered them from the heavens. Such wanton horniness was dealt that day, for this city of pony was nothing to Blaug; his eye was set on another prize. Unfortunately we will not know what happened to the Blaug sub-plot after this because just than he blew up into a cloud of jizz and cease and desist orders. Also, Peter Jackson was nearby swimming in a pool of money, bear naked. “Well that was mildly irritating.” Said Spike attempting to get a cheap laugh that didn’t even get a breath out of the canned laughter machine. Twilight than shoved a pole up Spike’s tiny asshole causing his skeleton to be ripped out of his skin (This somehow works).
Meanwhile, Lyra and Bon Bon were taking turns sticking their heads in each other’s vaginas. “Get yo ass back in there stupid bitch. Do you even lift?” Said Bon Bon who I’ve decided to give a stereotypical black man’s voice (So from this point on I am ordering you to read each of her dialogue with that accent in mind, give whatever voice you wish to Lyra but Bon Bon stays the same). “I’m tired of doing this though, can’t we just watch gay pornography or something?” “You talk back to me again imma pop a cap in yo ass dats fo real bitch.”. The two of them kept sharing random bickering until that is, Santa Clause emerged from the nearby chimney. “I came to fuck bitches” Said Kringle as he whipped out his enormous 16 inch white cock complete with a star on the end. BANG, Santa fell with a bullet wound to his knee as he let out a howling scream of agony and intense satisfaction. Smoking barrels, was Simon Belmont with a 12-Gauge Shotgun. Simon than proceeded to shove an oak steak into Santa’s jolly ass as he let out a ho of pleasure. “I’ve certainly been naughty my dear Simon.” Said Santa smiling through the pain of his bullet wounds. “Yes you have dear Kringle, you must be punished.” Simon pulled out his level 2 whip and proceeded to smack Santa’s jolly ass repetitively. Lyra and Bon Bon sat speechless. “Dees niggahs serious?” asked Bon Bon. Lyra than pulled down a zipper revealing that she was actually Scrooge McDuck this entire time. The house than blew up in a fiery explosion and from the ashes rose The First Gym Leader Brock. “Good thing I have my trusty frying pan” said Brock to himself as he went off into the distance.
Author's Note
Well still going somewhat strong not really been writing so please bear with me. My friends have been egging me on to write more so we might see more soon not sure.
