Not a walk in the park

by sunnydays06

Rating: everyone
Tags: Human
Length: 765

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-23 20:54:00 UTC

the beginning

    "Ugh…" I groaned loudly. I blinked slowly trying to get my bearings.  "What the?"

I then observed my surroundings. I was in a plain white room on a cot with some clean purple silk pajamas at the end of the bed. I sat up, confused. Since when did I have silk pajamas? To my right there was a small table withe a cupcake with green frosting next to a large glass of milk. Looking across the room to my left and saw a small restroom. I smelled horrible! I groggily got up and headed toward the small bathroom with a fluffy blue floor mat and turned the shower to hot.

I got out of the shower, dried off and put the pj's on, grabbed my swiss army knife out of my old khaki pants and crawled into the cot, that I barley noticed was freshly made, and immediately went to sleep and didn't dream at all.

"What happened to it?"  asked a concerned voice a voice that reminded me of my best friend. "ugh" I groaned.

"eek," said a different, soft, high pitched voice. "calm down Flutter Shy! You're going to give it a heart attack!"

ordered another voice. "I don't know" another voice piped in with a thick southern accent. all females I noticed observantly. "you think she'll come to soon," the first voice I had heard asked. "yes, in about three minutes," said a fifth female voice, which had a hint of leadership in it. I heard a door swing open and shut,  "You gals won't believe what Mr. and Mrs. Cake just bought PoundCake and CarrotCake," said a lighthearted cheerful voice. Their was a pause, "What the heck is that thing?" said the same voice.

I heard the door open and shut again and in came three giggling voices. I sighed, grabbed my swiss army knife out from under the pillow and sprang up. I had already pinpointed the one with the leader-like voice and pinned her down before I even realized that she was a unicorn, wait, no it also had wings, it was an Alicorn, a purple one to be exact. I saw others watching me out of the corer of my eye, so I'm not sure why I was surprised when I saw a light blue flash and a warm body slam into me. "unhand her you jerk face!" the first voice I had heard yelled in fury. I wasn't sure what was going on but I did know I had to get out of there. So I ran toward were door was, a barn door to be exact. "oh no you ain't" said the southern voice before I felt a rope tug on my leg and I went down. I was about to get up when I realized I couldn't! It felt like there was a heavy weight on my chest "oh give it a rest," said the purple pony. "w-who are you?" I managed to choke out. "I'm Twilight" said the purple Alicorn.  "I'm pinkie pie" said the pink pony. "Applejack" said an orange pony. "rarity" said the white unicorn. "Rainbow dash" said the blue Pegasus and pointed to the yellow Pegasus "and thats Fluttershy." three young fillies popped out of what seemed like nowhere, a pony, a Pegasus and a unicorn. each one had a red cape with a rearing filly sewn to the end.

"okay i won't run away, just let me up" I said with a gasp. the invisible force squeezed me one more time, then resided. I gasped, then coughed. I just caught my breath when the three young ponies I had noticed earlier started chatting and giggling. Sitting up, I saw the young Pegasus go over to RainbowDash, the young unicorn trot over to Rarity, and the young earth pony canter over to Applejack. I must be going crazy! "W-what?" I mumbled still in a daze. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes and laughed,  "This is hilarious!" she exclaimed. I got myself together, Crazy or not, i'm still going to keep calm. So what if i'm crazy? Just suck it up, and get over it! I tried to speak but it came out as a rasp, I cleared my throat and tried again, "Excuse me? What is going on here? Where am I?" I said with only a touch of hysteria my voice. Pinkie started jumping again and she said ecstatically  "your in Ponyville silly!"  Really? Ponyville? my mind is so creative My thoughts dripping with sarcasm, if thoughts could drip with anything. "well…" I Started when a loud boom knocked me over and I passed out.