A man in Equestriaby Xaxalot2774Chapters(day 0) where am i?(night 0) awkward night at the hospital(day 1) i have to work(night 1) night of the living pain(day 0) where am i?(day 0) where am i? Were am i? (DAY 0) thanks to Blossom for rewriting my poorly typed story I sighed as i thought about my life so far:' I have a bad job, a crummy apartment, nobody in my life to share moments with, i lost my parents when i was 18 and friends that i see on rare occasions and...' " MY LIFE SUCKS" I screamed to no-one but my mirror "I’m sure taking a shower will clear my mind" As if by fricking Magic my phone went off. “What the hell is it this time?" Hey Adam! It’s Jim. Dude don't you forget, it’s our B.B. game this month. At the old basketball spot we used to play at. Dbl, plz 5:30 pm TODAY! kk! See you there :D I looked at my watch to see it displaying, 4:50. Well no time for a shower now. I can’t believe i forgot Urrghh.. I thought in haste to get out of the door. I quickly changed into my Gym cloths and got my Luckily Canadian Twoony (I don’t know what that is) I left the house at around 5:00. I was making quick progress running to the Old spot. Getting closer to the Area, I would trip at every odd bump in the cobble. Finally my legs gave way to a final trip. My body whammed against a Soft court, Upon getting up and brushing myself off I had just enough time to look at my watch, 5:25 "Hey Jim! You here?" I shouted, it only echoed about the buildings. 'Huh. Great work for being early'. I thought, using the spare time to reflect my inner soul. I was tuned out from the world, but in reality it was getting stormy. I awoke from my Day Dream from a brisk wind chilling my spine. There was a Storm brewing quickly "It has been 2 years since i last did a 'Dunk'" I replied to myself running to the hoop 3...2...1 i successfully did a dunk, But in the process a pink swirling bolt in the metal hoop Suddenly a Large Bolt of Lightning hit the Pink swirl forming a sort of rip in time and space its self. The Swirl of mess was pulling me in. I got closer and closer until I could go no further, I saw immense dark, and I felt like I was falling for eternity until I saw light. A light getting so close that I thought i could see a hay bale..A hay bale..'How the hell did a HAY BALE get here?' I thought for a split second. A blinding flash of light appeared before hitting a Pitch fork. Luckily i landed right and just hit the flat bit and not the pointy bit of the fork. I lay there woozy (?) from the impact and the events "What in tarnation is that thing" an Orange blur spoke " I dunno..You gotta be careful sis'" A even Bigger red blur replied I started getting my wits about me and the picture got clearer. I still couldn’t see though. A blue blur spoke up "Who and what are you!?" "I’m Adam Sinc, a human. And you?" I replied with a bubbly hint to my voice. "Names Rainbow Dash, the fastest Pegasus in Equestia" She Said offering me a handshake( Hoof shake?). "Yeah Yeah.." I replied sobering up. At this point my eyes went back to normal after the 'so called Pegasus' spoke. "Wait. YOU’RE A PONY WITH WINGS!" I shouted making the two smaller ponies jump. "Sure am Adam" Dash Said with a 'Really' tone. Right so letz recap; I entered a rip in space and time, I felt immense pain, then i saw a Talking pony with Fricking WINGS. That sentence went over in my head 5 times before i realised it was real. "Umm..Yeah...Rainbow Dash..While im here where can i like..Stay?" I asked "You can sleep at mine" She replied with a cheerful tone. "If that’s not a problem. Thanks." "So Adam Can ya tell us about how ya got her' and what ya ar'" The orange pony asked "Sure.." "Applejack" She finished. "Well where do I start......" The conversation lasted about an hour until I had no more to say. "So ya Tell me that ya live on a plant call 'Earth' and you plants like ours but not so..Colourful" Applejack said "Correct" I reassured her. Later on they took me to a hospital where i was having trouble fitting in the beds. "Thanks girls. Umm..Mares sorry" “No probs ad" Applejack Replied The nurse entered with a + Mark on her flank, the others told me they where cutie marks and they define the ponies ability. "Hello, Mr. Sinc Its all good news you have no real bad areas just a few bruis" The pony said "So.. I can leave now?" I asked "Yes you can Mr.Sinc, Just sign out at the front desk" Now for some well deserved rest. "Let’s head home" I spoke up breaking the silence as we walked down a road leading to a town named Ponyvillie. Editors’ notes: That was a mouthful to edit. Blossom out. (night 0) awkward night at the hospital(night 0) awkward camping dash and me we were going to see one of her friend named pinkie pie to know if we could use her balloon for me to go in rainbow's sky house. i was trying to explain cars to rainbow dash but than we saw a purple unicorn "hey Dash! who that a friend yours?"Ii ask politely "yes but we've got to hide" "why rainbwf" (she shoved her two front hooves in my mouth) "she's gone now" "Shmff gnlt rftkv" i grabbed the blue Pegasus's hooves out of my mouth "your hooves taste like strawberry jam " "really?" said rainbow dash surprised "yes! Did you crash land in a strawberry bush *sniff*? or is that perfume?" I asked "no... it a new soap i tried. " Dash replied shyly "smells good! suits you" to as i happened to sniff out her neck closer but, the blue Pegasus turned red all over the face "s-s-stop-p th that Damian!" "MY name is Adam... why are you shaking.." as i was interrupted by pinkie who yelled from far" "THE BALLOON IS READY 'N' STEADY!" A pitched voice shouted "COMING!.........." dash shouted as she zoomed of 5 min later i arrived at the balloon area. Pinkie and Dash were waiting for me. Dash was blushing a little when she saw me, i guess she isn't used to being complimented "hey Dashie your face is the same colour as my coat"pinkie pie said looking carefully at Rainbow dashes face IS NOT" "is to" "IS NOT" "is to" "STOP!" i cried out loud "dashie, is that a new pet?" Pinkie asked "no he is called Damian Sinc he's a human that came from an other world called earth" "my name is ADAM not Damian and could we just go to the sky house already" "no problems we'll be there in no time!" "As Pinkie and I embark in the basket of the gigantic balloon. it started to Lift off the ground. A beautiful sky view of the sunset was glimmering in my eyes. Its than i knew that i never want to leave Equestria, no mater what. "snap out of it, we're here" "sorry rainbow its just so... there is no word to describe it. its just -" "admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fascinating, fine, gorgeous, graceful, grand, lovely, magnificent, marvellous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, slightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, wonderful and there's also..."pinkie was going to say more "stop! i get it, there's words for describing a sunset" i cant believe how she got all of these synonyms correctly "hey rainbow dash, is it safe for me to step on clouds?" i asked in fear "if i can do it i am sure you can, well lets start the tour of my house this is my..." "dashie!" "not now pinkie where was i" "but dashie, Adam felled through the cloud" "WHAT!?" "ARRGHHH-HELP-ARRGHH" I screamed falling very very fast I was close to my terminal velocity but i saw a rainbow zooming right of me and *paf* *paf* *paf* 3 cloud slowed my fall but i still hit the ground at about 10miles with a loud thud on a pile of leafs "ouch!" I woke sore and my tail bone hurts like hell "huh white sealing tight bed the hospital? i did all that just to get back here *sigh.* dash was are... That's right visits hours are over" *knock* *knock* I turned on the lantern on the bed table "Huh dash?" "ophen thef wihndof" dash said quietly in a muffled voice "o-okay" i lifted the thin sheet of glass slowly not to make any sounds event if i didn't have a roommate "Thanks" "What are you doing here? And... What’s that in your mouth?" "affle" *puh.* she spat out the handle of the heavy box on the bed "apple beer, cause applejack gave me my special order sooner than i expected and instead of drinking alone i said why not drink it with a friend, right?" "A friend? I’m ... your friend?" said uncertain rainbow dash “hand them... Hoof me a beer!" "Yeah sure" she rolled the bottle and opened it for me "just to prove it that you’re my friend, a toast for friendship!" "Shh! Not so loud visits are over, we might get spotted. But yeah for friendship!" we yelled in a quiet voice i saw rainbow chugging her first beer down and holding the bottle like a Sippy cup "That’s kinda cute!" i slowly sipped mine "wow that thing is good!" I started drinking a little faster "What’s cute? "You of course, who else is in here? You looked like a kid... filly drinking from a Sippy cup" the blue mare became a bright crimson colour again; I couldn't lie, it was true she was cute "C-can we change the subject?" She asked "Em sure, tell me about your friend" i asked curiously "Okay" the pony's face turned back to the light turquoise it was. "Well there’s fluttershy who is a Pegasus, well... she’s shy, she, loves animals and also she is a veterinarian "Really? That’s cool" "There’s rarity who's high class and strong on manners and... Oh yeah she’s a fashionista she could probably do you some new cloths since winter is coming soon" "What? Summer just started in my word, isn't that wired?" *gulp gulp! ahh!* I just finish my first beer and rainbow was already to her 3rd beer! Wow "Yeah what’s with that?" *chug chug chug* "Hey, leave some for me!" I took my second beer "You saw applejack and pinkie... ah that right twilight sparkle how could i have forgotten her” "Is that the purple unicorn?" I asked "Yes that’s her. She lives in the library, she’s a total bookworm but she IS really cool... in a way hahaha! *chug chug chug!* "Ahhh that hits the spot! You know? I really like you the only drinking partner I had was fluttershy. 1 beer and she is gone and snoring! "Really? I heard of softy but that a new bottom! Urrghh... wait for me I have to use the washroom" “I’ll go with you the five beer were too much for me” I stood up easily but rainbow dash was walking well more wobbling for the filly's room. She took 5 steps and then tripped, I was going to catch her but i tripped on a little of it apple beer that i spilled earlier. I still caught her. "WOAH that was close thanks! Dash said whit a big drunken smile “you deserve this! Before I knew it we were kissing, her smooth tongue rubbing against mine slowly and the taste of apple beer and mint just turned my body in to jelly. Then I broke the kiss “We should really stop before we do something we will regret tomorrow, y-y-you should go to the bathroom! I’ll go a-after you alright?" "Okay... " 5 min later she was sleeping in my bed with me, after she told me drunk flying was illegal. I wonder what I will do tomorrow and will it be crazy like last night? A/N: E/N: Heya guys, From now on im letting Umm.. Ah. The author do most of the writing. I will Just fill in gaps and spelling so yeah BLOSSOM OUT (day 1) i have to work(day 1) i have to work "Mr. Adam! Will you be having breakfast with us?... MISS. RAINBOW DASH! ITS 6:30am, the visits didn't even begin yet!" nurse red heart was yelling at the sleeping blue mare, scolding her. "Shhhhh! Nurse, she had a rough night and she came to see me, and like you said its 6:30am!" "6:30 6:30am 6:30am? 6:30am?! Oh horseapples! Damian get your stuff we have to go!" She woke up from her sleep like she had missed something important "I guess you won't be eating here today Mr. Adam" "It doesn't look like it, im sure i will comeback really soon" i just know i'l get hurt again "no time for chitchat we are sooooo late!" dash replaided dragging me by one arm down the hall heading for the door. once outside i was running as fast as i could to keep up with rainbow "Late for what?" "The picnic didn't i tell you?" "NO you didn't, where is it?" "At the farm where you first got here! Well im outa here, bye!" "now i know why shes called dash" I arrived at the picnic 10 minutes after rainbow dash. Hhey! dash... next time don't go... so fast i can't keep up... with you" i was exhausted and panting *squeal.* wa-what is t-this?" a shy yellow mare was hiding behind applejack shaking like i was some kind of monster "Hi im Adam and you are?" i knew she was fluttershy by the description that dash told me, but if she could say her name maybe she'll be less shy around me? "Fluttershy" she quietly squealed "Fluttershy is it!? well thats a nice name!" "Did ya really understand what she said?" AJ whispered in my ear "No, rainbow told me her name" i whispered back "Where are my manners? like i said im Adam, a human from an other dimension. well you are... rarity and you are... twilight sparkle am i right?" rainbow dash told me about you girls... mares "Yes... but why are you here, in are world?" twilight asked looking and analyzing me "I got stuck in a rip trough time and space caused by a lighting bolt. and that why im here... in short" "don't you want to go home?" the purple mare said a little worried about me "oh god no! i never want to get back there!" "well i don't care where you're from you need more than the two pieces of rag to keep you hot for winter, come to my boutique i will make you some hot clothes, free of charges im not gonna let a pony ehm... human sorry, freeze to death and im gonna do something to this awful mane of yours" "eh its its called hair and thank you for your generosity! oh about talking of money, i have to make some i kinda want to get a place of mine, cause i don't want to impose myself on my friends. so... know any good places i can buy or pay a rent?" "yes i know one! right up the hill close to town but there a down payment of 40 bits but after its 20 per months" fluttershy said a little less shyly "oh thank you fluttershy! now for the job part?" "ya can buck apples whit me an big macintosh!" AJ said cheerfully "and keep me company around my boutique!" rarity with a shine in her eyes "i have to move heavy stuff around my house that i would like to move... if it isn't to much trouble" fluttershy was very affirmative this time, i guest she really needed help "but before i do all that can we eat first?" I asked While eating we talked about food what kind of food we like and likes in general, i said peanut butter, better they didn't know what peanut butter was? good thing i didn't say the real answer steak. I looked around me and i saw Big Macintosh having a hard time with barrels of sider "hey! big mac need some help?" looked at me whit big eyes like they were saying oh god yes help me! and he said... "Eeyup!" "ya shur ya can do it sugar cube?" "yeah! i think im able to do it" walked to a barrel and lifted it, it was lighter than i expected "wow its light, how many is there?" i asked the red stallion "bout' 50" "well what are we waiting for, lets do it!" The sider barrels where all stacked up in the shed, i turned my head and saw big macintosh with a pail, he was going to buck apple!? "oh no you don't!" i stopped big mac in his track "did you sleep last night? cause last time i saw you you brought me to the hospital on your back with ease! so common tell me what happening to you?" " t-thers a mare a like and i don't know how da tell her, i wrote a letter to rari... ehem! tha mare,a took tha ol' damn night to write ma feelin' the worst i forgot to write ma name! and am so tired" "is that so? i got an idea why not send her an other letter saying you want to go on a date tomorrow with that special mare of yours and instead of your name write your prince charming, also buy some nice new clothes!" "good idea! a date, am gonna go on a date! WOOHOO!" he yelled in joy "go on a date with who big bro" "AH! AJ ehm thats none of your apples!" the crimson blushing stallion ran away jumping like pinkie pie and singing "♫am gonna go on a date♪" "what...the... what was that all about'?" AJ was looking shocked to see her brother bouncing and sinning "i don't know? pfff" damn applejack if you could see your face, its hilarious!" "ooookay!? well i guest we're stuck ta getter. no matters, apple here we come!" 3 hours latter After picking the good apples we had some fun with the bad ones "god this was awesome! we have to do this again!" i was covered in apple sauce from playing smashball (smashball/fruitball is a game where you smash bad or rotten fruit whit a plank of wood,its like baseball!) "yeah we have to eiiiik a spider a spider! get it off me get it off me!" applejack was spinning around yelling in fear of the little 8 legged creature "AJ stop or ghuh!" she crashed in to me and we both fell in a pile of hay that was behind me "applejack! are you ok?" i checked around to see if the spider was still there and from the corner of my eye i saw a little black dot waddling away "its gone now don't worry" i felt her sobbing on my chest "why are you so scared of that bug?" i was curious of what she was going to say "my *sniff.* father died of a spider bite!" *sob.* i tried to move the hay that was got into my tank top but when i move, she hugged me harder "don't let me go!" she screamed out scared "i won't, its ok, i'm here" apple jack got close to my face and said "i love you" she got even closer and kissed me, her breath and saliva tasted like green apple, both of are tongues touching and swirling around in the the same sour saliva this is heaven i would love this to never end but rainbow dash? what about her? "AHHH applejack! hooves(hands) off my stallion(man)!" the blue Pegasus screamed, AJ broke the kiss in surprise "dash whatch' ya doing here!" "forget it, hes mine! got that!?"" "who said he was yours!" "well... i kissed him first!" "is that true Adam?" AJ's stare was stabbing me "eh well you see! we were drunk!" oh shit im gonna get killed for sure! "well i was better right?" "hehe... you were less clumsy" i'm dead, i'm dead! "i was clumsy cause i was drunk" "so he admits i was better" "is that true Damian?" rainbows stare was killing me "oh look at the time, i have to go bye!" i ran to the entrance and saw twilight "yes twi its you, Rainbow and A.J are in a conflict, can you help em thanks bye!" run! save yourself Adam "yay a problem! no worry doctor sparkle is here!" 5 minutes later "I'm finally at the boutique" *knock.* *knock.* "rarity? its Adam! are you here?" "ooh! yes dear i'm coming!" she opened the door "oh Celestia, what happened to you? there is no way you will work for me like that. common get inside and go take a shower." "em o-ok!" after my shower "hey rarity where are my clothes?" "they are drying outside" "well could i have my boxers... the mini pair of pants at least" "its not dried yet, i'll make you a new pair, why do you need those anyways?" "i don't have fur like ponys do,that why i wear clothes to keep myself warm" "is that so? well none the less here you go!" i was shocked to see a pair of red boxers floating in a blue aura for some reason, but then i thought for a second. magic... shes a unicorn it makes total sense right? "thanks rarity, red i my favorite color" slowly walking towards her she turned her head and looked at me in awe "red is maybe your favorite but the color doesn't suite you at all. blue or purple is more your style, spread your arm and leg from your body please" "oh em ok" rarity got out a measuring ribbon and started to take my sizes *grumble* "are you hungry rarity? cause you hardly ate at the picnic" little miss fashonista you're gonna lie for sure, i just know it "no i'm not" *grumble* i knew it! hahaha "don't lie to me. anyway, i'm gonna cook up something for you, just wait here" "but-but i'm not" *grumble* "theres no need to thank me!" i entered the beautiful kitchen, now its time to scavenged. i found cheese, bread, broccolis, carrots and cooking oil. perfect for a grilled cheese i took a good 5 minutes to prepare the meal. "oh rarity! food is ready"i called out for her "but your clothes aren't done dear" *snif snif* "it smells really good! what did you make?" she trotted down and sat on a chair ready to be served "this!" "it looks good but what is it?" she turned her head in curiosity "you never heard of a grilled cheese?" "no i do not, could i know what in this... grilled cheese of yours?" "sure, caramelized carrots, broccoli heads and cheese in the middle of two slices of bread all that well grilled. i'm maybe not a chef but i know how to cook." "i see that" she hovered a fork... wait A FORK!" "AHHHHH" i fell on the ground scared like never before! "what is the problem do i have something in my mane?" i got up "no, its just the fork" "what?" "its because when i came in this world i fell from the sky and landed on a pitchfork. but its alright i just got surprised" "oh i see" she took a bite out of the meal i made for her "t-this is simply delicious!" she ate so quickly, i taught she might choke! "wow, rarity slow down!" she looked at me with a big smile and empty plate "could i have an other one... please?" she squeak doing an even bigger grin, wait can pony squeak? "miss i'm not hungry wants more?... sure why not". I made her an other one and we started talking for maybe an hour or so. she finished my clothes during are little chitchat and i realized, i was in underwear all this time! she gave me a grayish blue pair of pants in a sort of jeans material, a sea blue polo like shirt, a rust colored wool jacket and a dark purple greatcoat whit a cotton ball feel perfect for winter! she also gave me a haircut! i looked at the clock out the window "3:26. rarity i have to go. fluttershy is waiting for me" "ooh dear! fluttershy! we forgot about her" i was heading for the door but rarity said "wait! you forgot this" she handed 10 silver coins "ten bits is good for what you did today, well.. for me at least now go shes waiting!" "thanks rarity!" i ran out the door going towards fluttershy's cottage i arrived at the magnificent terrain whit animals everywhere "oh good the cottage" *knock knock* "wh-who is it?" a shy voice spoke "it Adam" *click, swik, shlok, bang* how many locks dose she have "hi Adam you came to help me!" "yeah, you needed help for something" "oh yes please enter" she invited me in "i need you upstairs" "up s-stairs?" that no good, no good at all! i still followed her for some reason "here we are" its her room im done for! "i wanted to change the layout of my room for a long time now" fluttershys room was clean, she had a couple of dressers, 2 shelfs, a big queen sized bed whit a green checkered blanket and a piano? "a piano? wow how do ponys play that? its impossable with hooves!" "theres a heavy cylinder that touches pins inside the piano and it plays music. i saw some unicorn who plays it with magic to" i was amazed to see a piano, i was going to touch a key when "NO!.. no, please don't its broken and it makes scary sounds" "do you want me to repair it?" "i-if you can, i would like you to do it, its my mother who gave it to me and she would be so happy to see it works" as i listened to her i looked inside the massive piano "only loose stings, its easy to fix. i'll go move around the thing you want and i will fix the piano is it good whit you?" i asked "yes" is that only word?.... i moved everything in her room even the piano and the room looked better that way moving the bed up against the wall she said "perfect" "i just thought of something, i can't fix the piano without the notes" damit! all these years since i see a grand piano and i can't play it, guess i'm stuck whit my horrible synthesizer wait i left it on earth, damit again! " i can sing the notes" "that would help a lot" this is a little selfish of myself but YES I CAN PLAY A GRAND PIANO!!! i looked inside again and said "go!" "do re mi fa sol la ti" fluttershys voice was amazing it sounded like a mothers voice calm and southing. ah mother how i miss you... i finished repairing the piano with some difficulty but i was done and i asked fluttershy a thing "fluttershy em ca-can i play a little bit with the piano" please say yes "earlier when you saw my piano i looked into your eyes, i saw the happiness, passion and a flame in em, so yes by all means play, i want to hear that passion!" "what can i play?" yes! that song from that boring movie i saw eh.. what the name ah yes twilight good thing i didn't mentioned movies at the picnic there would have been so much question. no mathers... the name of the song is Bela's lullaby by Carter... Carter Burwell thats it! i play the the song slowly and quietly remembering all about the good days with my mother the song became louder and the quiet and lovely song turned scary when i remembered the cancer that my mother had. i turned my head to see the scared yellow pegasus i tried to turn my feelings to happy but that would butcher the song the loud, scary tone turned graceful but was still loud i put all the emotion into my song to transform it to the love filled tune i started playing it was still loud, scary and graceful but at the same time gentle, southing, filled with love and passion! the song ended like it began "it was beautiful theres no other word to put it" "really you liked it" "yes! there was so much passion i wasn't wrong about you i am sure you have a piano on that flank of yours!" "yeah! no kidding!" "ya shur good at this thing Adam" "marvelous!" "th.. a.. ii.. wow..." "i... got no words" "rainbow, applejack twi, rarity and pinkie since when are you mares here!" oh im dead AJ and dash are here! "since you started" pinkie said "why are you all here!" this can't be good for me "i came ta give you this" AJ hoofed(handed) me 3 gold coin "i followed AJ so she wouldn't jump on you" rainbow was looking fixed at applejack "Owloysius is sick so i came for medicine" twi replied to my question "i was bored!" pinkie said non shalently "and i going to ask if you had any place to stay tonight?" rarity said a little concerned "no i don't" why don't you stay at my place..."rarity was stared like candy in front of pinkie pie"for the night of course" rarity came close to my ear and whispered " did something happened between you and those two ponys?" i murmured back "yes i'll tell you later" i got back up from whispering in her ear "yeah i will stay at yours for the night" AJ and rainbow took rarity to a corner so i couldn't hear em but i still did "ya try anythin' funny on him you're dead missy!" "yeah what she said!" rarity came out of the corner shaking, scared out of her mind she walled right pass me not even looking "its alright rarity they won't do anything. let me have a talk with the mares" i explained why big mac was so jumpy to AJ and dash. if he was going to send the letter or not and all that jazz we've all gone downstairs the two now understanding mares excused to the white shivering pony lying on the sofa almost going in a fit and we had a nice supper, i guess i'll get used to eat salad. a LOT of salad... everybody was gone except fluttershy cause that was her house. i was the last one to go, heading towards the boutique but then a dark blue almost black pegasus whit horn stopped me in my track for some and reason i was singing "halt!"... authors note: thanks to blossom for some ideas! give hooves stomp to him this is the longest i have ever wrote and i hope you liked it editors note: Hai, Blossom here. Just a word to the Author: Replace whit in your writing with 'with' Thx. DUN DUN DUUUNNN CLIFF HANGER!!! (night 1) night of the living pain(night 1) night of the living pain a lot of singing in this chapter and obscure songs... have fun reading also theres a word that is repeated a lot find it if you're able "♪I used to walk the avenue All by myself with nothin' to do Kickin' at cans, half of a man Till I met you, and I knew I've looked for you all of my life Round every corner Wishin' on stars Like some kind of fool, ooh ooh But now I see the stars in your eyes Those days are over I took one look and I was hooked I found heaven in you♫" "halt!" "Ah! Who are you?" Holy crap this pony scared me wait a horn and wings? "what are thy fined before thy's eyes" the tall blue blackish space colored pony asked yelling with multiple voices "... Old English? oh yeah ehm to answer your question. I am a human, that came from an other world by accident and i am not mean in anyway, i am friendly see?" "A human? I do see... thy song thee were singing, shal i know what thy name of it?" "Yes! My favorite song, the name is All That I Needed was you" The name of the band doesn't have importance they don't exist in this world!(Yes they do their.. Um The ponys :P) "Could thy sing it again?" She asked "i guess i could." Why did i say that? "♪I used to think I was so smart But I couldn't hide the hole in my heart Sad as it seems none of my dreams Ever came true I used to walk the avenue All by myself with nothin' to do Kickin' at cans, half of a man Till I met you, and I knew♫" I was interrupted AGAIN by a white stallion in gold armor. "Princess Luna your sister Princess Celestia is looking for you... will that singing pet will come to the castle to?" "A PET! I have emotions you know!" TWICE TWICE! i have been called a pet, do i really look like an animal?" "Yes, thy human shall come" The princess and i were going to the huge castle that we all see from ponyville. She was telling that her power was raising the moon every night, why am i thinking that she should be a bunny and not a pony. If she would have control the wind her new name would be Kazegami (if you get the reference you are awesome!)(Im not awesome D: ) "Princess Luna, we are arrived" we entered the palace "Wow!" i'm gonna be repetitive but this is huge! and that pony too "Luna dear sister you are here and a.. Human? How... this is impossible" am i that surprising to look at? "Hi my name is Adam, i'm a human like you said, i was going to sleep over at a friends house but then your sister took me here" "It's me who wanted to see you well i taught you were a rumor but you are true" "Yup i'm 100% real" "Thos thy want to go home?" "NO!.. No, i hated my life, i was on the verge of suicide, i had 1 friend but i only saw him ones a month. I think he was forcing himself to see me, im nothing but a rock in his road and then i came here and it gave me hope to live. please don't send me back to my old life!" I pleaded "My sister and i will think, explore the area but stay close" "O-ok im going to l-look around the garden" "Wow this place is amazing! would you look at that flower" i smelled a blue flower with yellow lines and pink dots "Woh i feEl wireD wHaT is GOinG oN..." *thud.* i felled on the ground sound asleep and woke up 2 minutes later. "my head Ow! im not to good now what time is it..." i looked at my watch and the hooves. impossible! i am a pony i decided to look at my face in a puddle of water on the ground. "I have a horn, wings! i'm gray and i have a black mane!" wow i can fly my second dream came true! and i can do magic.. AWESOME!... no no no focus i have to see the princess but how the guards won't let me trough if i look like a pony, comon' think... teleportation! i want to see the princess! *poof!* "Princess Celestia its me Adam i smelled a flower and transformed into a... unisie, pegacorn ehm... A PONY!" "How is this possible you transformed into a alicorn! a.. beautiful.. stallion alicorn!"she is starting to creep me! "You know... Theres not many alicorn here, and one this handsome!" the princess Celestia licked her lips sexily (Troll) "HEY princess snap out of it i am NOT candy!" "Oh yes sorry.. I-i can't control it 979 years since i had a real strong stallion" "To change the subject cause i don't like were its going, will i stay or will i go?" please say stay! "You can stay in equestria, plus you are a pony now i can't send you back! and theres a mare waiting for you"Fuck... "Oh no rarity i forgot her, i have to go. Good bye Princess hope i see you again soon" god why did i say that? i don't want to see her again.. well for now at least wings how do they work? well flap em of course but will i fly? theres only one way to know *flap flap flap flap!* it works im flying WOOHOO! rarity's carousel boutique here i come! i took 15 minutes to get there and i was singing songs like i believe i can fly, free falling and the flying song ♪From somewhere up above You may never hear the laughter You've been dreaming of Now we're flying so high With the world down below Spread your wings across the sky It's easier to love somebody It's easier that you be loved♫ "Ah i'm here!" i flew down and knocked on the door *knock knock knock* "Coming!" rarity yelled from her room upstairs She opened the door and saw me as a pony "Your not Adam! who are you?" "I am Adam as a pony! and i love it!" "Impossible Adam is a human... wait these are the clothes i made for him and the red pair boxers as he calls it you are Adam but how?" "I smelt a blue flower and transformed in a alicorn as princess Celestia called it. She was hitting on me to.. well in my pony form" i said while entering the house on my two back hooves and flying to keep my front hooves fromtoutching the ground cause i'm not really used to walking "You've met the princess!?" "Yes very nice but creepy!" i had chills down my spine just remembering it "Why don't you strip down from your clothes? "..." what the hell did she just said! "i mean you are a pony after all" "A-alright but ill keep my boxers on. in case i turn back human" "Can i see something?"she got close to my flank "yeah go ahead" i knew what she was going to do rarity slid the side of my underwear whit her magic.. i taught magic would be harder to use "A microphone on a piano? you sing too?" "Y-yeah" i was singing all night so.. yes i sing "can i hear you sing? pretty please!" i can't say no to these eyes "N.. oh alright" damn it i'm to sensitive The book of love is long and boring No one can lift the damn thing It's full of charts and facts and figures and instructions for dancing But I I love it when you read to me And you You can read me anything The book of love has music in it In fact that's where music comes from Some of it is just transcendental Some of it is just really dumb But I I love it when you sing to me And you You can sing me anything The book of love is long and boring And written very long ago It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes And things we're all too young to know But I I love it when you give me things And you You ought to give me wedding rings And I I love it when you give me things And you You ought to give me wedding rings And I I love it when you give me things And you You ought to give me wedding rings You ought to give me wedding rings♫ *sniff sniff* "beautiful" "I want you to sing at my marriage!" "marriage?" "Ooh yes look at this!" she showed me a letter, its was big macs letter! \letter/ "Rarity you are the only thing i see in my dreams, your smile makes me melt, your eyes burns my soul and i want to have it all. please go on a date with me. tomorrow at the riverside before the sunset. your prince charming" "Wow pretty romantic are you gonna go?" "Yes i will i want to see this prince" *yawn!* "Sorry i'm exhausted" "Well i have a long day ahead of me, we'd better get to sleep" 10 minutes latter How did i get in rarity's bed? This is awkward... The blanket is so stiff, i feel like i'm in a airtight ziplock bag "Prince... charming..." *stak!* "hikgh fmlhgrrr" she kicked my shin! oh god i'm bleeding! Fuck the blanket i'll sleep on the ground 5 minutes later... again I looked up on the bed rarity was falling thats why she keeps the blanket under the matrices I ran on my 3 legs the best i could and did a 180 jump to catch the falling pony I caught her but hit my head on the wall and i passed out, Great. EDITERS NOTES: Well nothing to painful just 12'o'clock at night, Seeya next time AUTHERS NOTES: blossom, you're awesome!
(day 0) where am i?(day 0) where am i? Were am i? (DAY 0) thanks to Blossom for rewriting my poorly typed story I sighed as i thought about my life so far:' I have a bad job, a crummy apartment, nobody in my life to share moments with, i lost my parents when i was 18 and friends that i see on rare occasions and...' " MY LIFE SUCKS" I screamed to no-one but my mirror "I’m sure taking a shower will clear my mind" As if by fricking Magic my phone went off. “What the hell is it this time?" Hey Adam! It’s Jim. Dude don't you forget, it’s our B.B. game this month. At the old basketball spot we used to play at. Dbl, plz 5:30 pm TODAY! kk! See you there :D I looked at my watch to see it displaying, 4:50. Well no time for a shower now. I can’t believe i forgot Urrghh.. I thought in haste to get out of the door. I quickly changed into my Gym cloths and got my Luckily Canadian Twoony (I don’t know what that is) I left the house at around 5:00. I was making quick progress running to the Old spot. Getting closer to the Area, I would trip at every odd bump in the cobble. Finally my legs gave way to a final trip. My body whammed against a Soft court, Upon getting up and brushing myself off I had just enough time to look at my watch, 5:25 "Hey Jim! You here?" I shouted, it only echoed about the buildings. 'Huh. Great work for being early'. I thought, using the spare time to reflect my inner soul. I was tuned out from the world, but in reality it was getting stormy. I awoke from my Day Dream from a brisk wind chilling my spine. There was a Storm brewing quickly "It has been 2 years since i last did a 'Dunk'" I replied to myself running to the hoop 3...2...1 i successfully did a dunk, But in the process a pink swirling bolt in the metal hoop Suddenly a Large Bolt of Lightning hit the Pink swirl forming a sort of rip in time and space its self. The Swirl of mess was pulling me in. I got closer and closer until I could go no further, I saw immense dark, and I felt like I was falling for eternity until I saw light. A light getting so close that I thought i could see a hay bale..A hay bale..'How the hell did a HAY BALE get here?' I thought for a split second. A blinding flash of light appeared before hitting a Pitch fork. Luckily i landed right and just hit the flat bit and not the pointy bit of the fork. I lay there woozy (?) from the impact and the events "What in tarnation is that thing" an Orange blur spoke " I dunno..You gotta be careful sis'" A even Bigger red blur replied I started getting my wits about me and the picture got clearer. I still couldn’t see though. A blue blur spoke up "Who and what are you!?" "I’m Adam Sinc, a human. And you?" I replied with a bubbly hint to my voice. "Names Rainbow Dash, the fastest Pegasus in Equestia" She Said offering me a handshake( Hoof shake?). "Yeah Yeah.." I replied sobering up. At this point my eyes went back to normal after the 'so called Pegasus' spoke. "Wait. YOU’RE A PONY WITH WINGS!" I shouted making the two smaller ponies jump. "Sure am Adam" Dash Said with a 'Really' tone. Right so letz recap; I entered a rip in space and time, I felt immense pain, then i saw a Talking pony with Fricking WINGS. That sentence went over in my head 5 times before i realised it was real. "Umm..Yeah...Rainbow Dash..While im here where can i like..Stay?" I asked "You can sleep at mine" She replied with a cheerful tone. "If that’s not a problem. Thanks." "So Adam Can ya tell us about how ya got her' and what ya ar'" The orange pony asked "Sure.." "Applejack" She finished. "Well where do I start......" The conversation lasted about an hour until I had no more to say. "So ya Tell me that ya live on a plant call 'Earth' and you plants like ours but not so..Colourful" Applejack said "Correct" I reassured her. Later on they took me to a hospital where i was having trouble fitting in the beds. "Thanks girls. Umm..Mares sorry" “No probs ad" Applejack Replied The nurse entered with a + Mark on her flank, the others told me they where cutie marks and they define the ponies ability. "Hello, Mr. Sinc Its all good news you have no real bad areas just a few bruis" The pony said "So.. I can leave now?" I asked "Yes you can Mr.Sinc, Just sign out at the front desk" Now for some well deserved rest. "Let’s head home" I spoke up breaking the silence as we walked down a road leading to a town named Ponyvillie. Editors’ notes: That was a mouthful to edit. Blossom out.
(night 0) awkward night at the hospital(night 0) awkward camping dash and me we were going to see one of her friend named pinkie pie to know if we could use her balloon for me to go in rainbow's sky house. i was trying to explain cars to rainbow dash but than we saw a purple unicorn "hey Dash! who that a friend yours?"Ii ask politely "yes but we've got to hide" "why rainbwf" (she shoved her two front hooves in my mouth) "she's gone now" "Shmff gnlt rftkv" i grabbed the blue Pegasus's hooves out of my mouth "your hooves taste like strawberry jam " "really?" said rainbow dash surprised "yes! Did you crash land in a strawberry bush *sniff*? or is that perfume?" I asked "no... it a new soap i tried. " Dash replied shyly "smells good! suits you" to as i happened to sniff out her neck closer but, the blue Pegasus turned red all over the face "s-s-stop-p th that Damian!" "MY name is Adam... why are you shaking.." as i was interrupted by pinkie who yelled from far" "THE BALLOON IS READY 'N' STEADY!" A pitched voice shouted "COMING!.........." dash shouted as she zoomed of 5 min later i arrived at the balloon area. Pinkie and Dash were waiting for me. Dash was blushing a little when she saw me, i guess she isn't used to being complimented "hey Dashie your face is the same colour as my coat"pinkie pie said looking carefully at Rainbow dashes face IS NOT" "is to" "IS NOT" "is to" "STOP!" i cried out loud "dashie, is that a new pet?" Pinkie asked "no he is called Damian Sinc he's a human that came from an other world called earth" "my name is ADAM not Damian and could we just go to the sky house already" "no problems we'll be there in no time!" "As Pinkie and I embark in the basket of the gigantic balloon. it started to Lift off the ground. A beautiful sky view of the sunset was glimmering in my eyes. Its than i knew that i never want to leave Equestria, no mater what. "snap out of it, we're here" "sorry rainbow its just so... there is no word to describe it. its just -" "admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fascinating, fine, gorgeous, graceful, grand, lovely, magnificent, marvellous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, slightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, wonderful and there's also..."pinkie was going to say more "stop! i get it, there's words for describing a sunset" i cant believe how she got all of these synonyms correctly "hey rainbow dash, is it safe for me to step on clouds?" i asked in fear "if i can do it i am sure you can, well lets start the tour of my house this is my..." "dashie!" "not now pinkie where was i" "but dashie, Adam felled through the cloud" "WHAT!?" "ARRGHHH-HELP-ARRGHH" I screamed falling very very fast I was close to my terminal velocity but i saw a rainbow zooming right of me and *paf* *paf* *paf* 3 cloud slowed my fall but i still hit the ground at about 10miles with a loud thud on a pile of leafs "ouch!" I woke sore and my tail bone hurts like hell "huh white sealing tight bed the hospital? i did all that just to get back here *sigh.* dash was are... That's right visits hours are over" *knock* *knock* I turned on the lantern on the bed table "Huh dash?" "ophen thef wihndof" dash said quietly in a muffled voice "o-okay" i lifted the thin sheet of glass slowly not to make any sounds event if i didn't have a roommate "Thanks" "What are you doing here? And... What’s that in your mouth?" "affle" *puh.* she spat out the handle of the heavy box on the bed "apple beer, cause applejack gave me my special order sooner than i expected and instead of drinking alone i said why not drink it with a friend, right?" "A friend? I’m ... your friend?" said uncertain rainbow dash “hand them... Hoof me a beer!" "Yeah sure" she rolled the bottle and opened it for me "just to prove it that you’re my friend, a toast for friendship!" "Shh! Not so loud visits are over, we might get spotted. But yeah for friendship!" we yelled in a quiet voice i saw rainbow chugging her first beer down and holding the bottle like a Sippy cup "That’s kinda cute!" i slowly sipped mine "wow that thing is good!" I started drinking a little faster "What’s cute? "You of course, who else is in here? You looked like a kid... filly drinking from a Sippy cup" the blue mare became a bright crimson colour again; I couldn't lie, it was true she was cute "C-can we change the subject?" She asked "Em sure, tell me about your friend" i asked curiously "Okay" the pony's face turned back to the light turquoise it was. "Well there’s fluttershy who is a Pegasus, well... she’s shy, she, loves animals and also she is a veterinarian "Really? That’s cool" "There’s rarity who's high class and strong on manners and... Oh yeah she’s a fashionista she could probably do you some new cloths since winter is coming soon" "What? Summer just started in my word, isn't that wired?" *gulp gulp! ahh!* I just finish my first beer and rainbow was already to her 3rd beer! Wow "Yeah what’s with that?" *chug chug chug* "Hey, leave some for me!" I took my second beer "You saw applejack and pinkie... ah that right twilight sparkle how could i have forgotten her” "Is that the purple unicorn?" I asked "Yes that’s her. She lives in the library, she’s a total bookworm but she IS really cool... in a way hahaha! *chug chug chug!* "Ahhh that hits the spot! You know? I really like you the only drinking partner I had was fluttershy. 1 beer and she is gone and snoring! "Really? I heard of softy but that a new bottom! Urrghh... wait for me I have to use the washroom" “I’ll go with you the five beer were too much for me” I stood up easily but rainbow dash was walking well more wobbling for the filly's room. She took 5 steps and then tripped, I was going to catch her but i tripped on a little of it apple beer that i spilled earlier. I still caught her. "WOAH that was close thanks! Dash said whit a big drunken smile “you deserve this! Before I knew it we were kissing, her smooth tongue rubbing against mine slowly and the taste of apple beer and mint just turned my body in to jelly. Then I broke the kiss “We should really stop before we do something we will regret tomorrow, y-y-you should go to the bathroom! I’ll go a-after you alright?" "Okay... " 5 min later she was sleeping in my bed with me, after she told me drunk flying was illegal. I wonder what I will do tomorrow and will it be crazy like last night? A/N: E/N: Heya guys, From now on im letting Umm.. Ah. The author do most of the writing. I will Just fill in gaps and spelling so yeah BLOSSOM OUT
(day 1) i have to work(day 1) i have to work "Mr. Adam! Will you be having breakfast with us?... MISS. RAINBOW DASH! ITS 6:30am, the visits didn't even begin yet!" nurse red heart was yelling at the sleeping blue mare, scolding her. "Shhhhh! Nurse, she had a rough night and she came to see me, and like you said its 6:30am!" "6:30 6:30am 6:30am? 6:30am?! Oh horseapples! Damian get your stuff we have to go!" She woke up from her sleep like she had missed something important "I guess you won't be eating here today Mr. Adam" "It doesn't look like it, im sure i will comeback really soon" i just know i'l get hurt again "no time for chitchat we are sooooo late!" dash replaided dragging me by one arm down the hall heading for the door. once outside i was running as fast as i could to keep up with rainbow "Late for what?" "The picnic didn't i tell you?" "NO you didn't, where is it?" "At the farm where you first got here! Well im outa here, bye!" "now i know why shes called dash" I arrived at the picnic 10 minutes after rainbow dash. Hhey! dash... next time don't go... so fast i can't keep up... with you" i was exhausted and panting *squeal.* wa-what is t-this?" a shy yellow mare was hiding behind applejack shaking like i was some kind of monster "Hi im Adam and you are?" i knew she was fluttershy by the description that dash told me, but if she could say her name maybe she'll be less shy around me? "Fluttershy" she quietly squealed "Fluttershy is it!? well thats a nice name!" "Did ya really understand what she said?" AJ whispered in my ear "No, rainbow told me her name" i whispered back "Where are my manners? like i said im Adam, a human from an other dimension. well you are... rarity and you are... twilight sparkle am i right?" rainbow dash told me about you girls... mares "Yes... but why are you here, in are world?" twilight asked looking and analyzing me "I got stuck in a rip trough time and space caused by a lighting bolt. and that why im here... in short" "don't you want to go home?" the purple mare said a little worried about me "oh god no! i never want to get back there!" "well i don't care where you're from you need more than the two pieces of rag to keep you hot for winter, come to my boutique i will make you some hot clothes, free of charges im not gonna let a pony ehm... human sorry, freeze to death and im gonna do something to this awful mane of yours" "eh its its called hair and thank you for your generosity! oh about talking of money, i have to make some i kinda want to get a place of mine, cause i don't want to impose myself on my friends. so... know any good places i can buy or pay a rent?" "yes i know one! right up the hill close to town but there a down payment of 40 bits but after its 20 per months" fluttershy said a little less shyly "oh thank you fluttershy! now for the job part?" "ya can buck apples whit me an big macintosh!" AJ said cheerfully "and keep me company around my boutique!" rarity with a shine in her eyes "i have to move heavy stuff around my house that i would like to move... if it isn't to much trouble" fluttershy was very affirmative this time, i guest she really needed help "but before i do all that can we eat first?" I asked While eating we talked about food what kind of food we like and likes in general, i said peanut butter, better they didn't know what peanut butter was? good thing i didn't say the real answer steak. I looked around me and i saw Big Macintosh having a hard time with barrels of sider "hey! big mac need some help?" looked at me whit big eyes like they were saying oh god yes help me! and he said... "Eeyup!" "ya shur ya can do it sugar cube?" "yeah! i think im able to do it" walked to a barrel and lifted it, it was lighter than i expected "wow its light, how many is there?" i asked the red stallion "bout' 50" "well what are we waiting for, lets do it!" The sider barrels where all stacked up in the shed, i turned my head and saw big macintosh with a pail, he was going to buck apple!? "oh no you don't!" i stopped big mac in his track "did you sleep last night? cause last time i saw you you brought me to the hospital on your back with ease! so common tell me what happening to you?" " t-thers a mare a like and i don't know how da tell her, i wrote a letter to rari... ehem! tha mare,a took tha ol' damn night to write ma feelin' the worst i forgot to write ma name! and am so tired" "is that so? i got an idea why not send her an other letter saying you want to go on a date tomorrow with that special mare of yours and instead of your name write your prince charming, also buy some nice new clothes!" "good idea! a date, am gonna go on a date! WOOHOO!" he yelled in joy "go on a date with who big bro" "AH! AJ ehm thats none of your apples!" the crimson blushing stallion ran away jumping like pinkie pie and singing "♫am gonna go on a date♪" "what...the... what was that all about'?" AJ was looking shocked to see her brother bouncing and sinning "i don't know? pfff" damn applejack if you could see your face, its hilarious!" "ooookay!? well i guest we're stuck ta getter. no matters, apple here we come!" 3 hours latter After picking the good apples we had some fun with the bad ones "god this was awesome! we have to do this again!" i was covered in apple sauce from playing smashball (smashball/fruitball is a game where you smash bad or rotten fruit whit a plank of wood,its like baseball!) "yeah we have to eiiiik a spider a spider! get it off me get it off me!" applejack was spinning around yelling in fear of the little 8 legged creature "AJ stop or ghuh!" she crashed in to me and we both fell in a pile of hay that was behind me "applejack! are you ok?" i checked around to see if the spider was still there and from the corner of my eye i saw a little black dot waddling away "its gone now don't worry" i felt her sobbing on my chest "why are you so scared of that bug?" i was curious of what she was going to say "my *sniff.* father died of a spider bite!" *sob.* i tried to move the hay that was got into my tank top but when i move, she hugged me harder "don't let me go!" she screamed out scared "i won't, its ok, i'm here" apple jack got close to my face and said "i love you" she got even closer and kissed me, her breath and saliva tasted like green apple, both of are tongues touching and swirling around in the the same sour saliva this is heaven i would love this to never end but rainbow dash? what about her? "AHHH applejack! hooves(hands) off my stallion(man)!" the blue Pegasus screamed, AJ broke the kiss in surprise "dash whatch' ya doing here!" "forget it, hes mine! got that!?"" "who said he was yours!" "well... i kissed him first!" "is that true Adam?" AJ's stare was stabbing me "eh well you see! we were drunk!" oh shit im gonna get killed for sure! "well i was better right?" "hehe... you were less clumsy" i'm dead, i'm dead! "i was clumsy cause i was drunk" "so he admits i was better" "is that true Damian?" rainbows stare was killing me "oh look at the time, i have to go bye!" i ran to the entrance and saw twilight "yes twi its you, Rainbow and A.J are in a conflict, can you help em thanks bye!" run! save yourself Adam "yay a problem! no worry doctor sparkle is here!" 5 minutes later "I'm finally at the boutique" *knock.* *knock.* "rarity? its Adam! are you here?" "ooh! yes dear i'm coming!" she opened the door "oh Celestia, what happened to you? there is no way you will work for me like that. common get inside and go take a shower." "em o-ok!" after my shower "hey rarity where are my clothes?" "they are drying outside" "well could i have my boxers... the mini pair of pants at least" "its not dried yet, i'll make you a new pair, why do you need those anyways?" "i don't have fur like ponys do,that why i wear clothes to keep myself warm" "is that so? well none the less here you go!" i was shocked to see a pair of red boxers floating in a blue aura for some reason, but then i thought for a second. magic... shes a unicorn it makes total sense right? "thanks rarity, red i my favorite color" slowly walking towards her she turned her head and looked at me in awe "red is maybe your favorite but the color doesn't suite you at all. blue or purple is more your style, spread your arm and leg from your body please" "oh em ok" rarity got out a measuring ribbon and started to take my sizes *grumble* "are you hungry rarity? cause you hardly ate at the picnic" little miss fashonista you're gonna lie for sure, i just know it "no i'm not" *grumble* i knew it! hahaha "don't lie to me. anyway, i'm gonna cook up something for you, just wait here" "but-but i'm not" *grumble* "theres no need to thank me!" i entered the beautiful kitchen, now its time to scavenged. i found cheese, bread, broccolis, carrots and cooking oil. perfect for a grilled cheese i took a good 5 minutes to prepare the meal. "oh rarity! food is ready"i called out for her "but your clothes aren't done dear" *snif snif* "it smells really good! what did you make?" she trotted down and sat on a chair ready to be served "this!" "it looks good but what is it?" she turned her head in curiosity "you never heard of a grilled cheese?" "no i do not, could i know what in this... grilled cheese of yours?" "sure, caramelized carrots, broccoli heads and cheese in the middle of two slices of bread all that well grilled. i'm maybe not a chef but i know how to cook." "i see that" she hovered a fork... wait A FORK!" "AHHHHH" i fell on the ground scared like never before! "what is the problem do i have something in my mane?" i got up "no, its just the fork" "what?" "its because when i came in this world i fell from the sky and landed on a pitchfork. but its alright i just got surprised" "oh i see" she took a bite out of the meal i made for her "t-this is simply delicious!" she ate so quickly, i taught she might choke! "wow, rarity slow down!" she looked at me with a big smile and empty plate "could i have an other one... please?" she squeak doing an even bigger grin, wait can pony squeak? "miss i'm not hungry wants more?... sure why not". I made her an other one and we started talking for maybe an hour or so. she finished my clothes during are little chitchat and i realized, i was in underwear all this time! she gave me a grayish blue pair of pants in a sort of jeans material, a sea blue polo like shirt, a rust colored wool jacket and a dark purple greatcoat whit a cotton ball feel perfect for winter! she also gave me a haircut! i looked at the clock out the window "3:26. rarity i have to go. fluttershy is waiting for me" "ooh dear! fluttershy! we forgot about her" i was heading for the door but rarity said "wait! you forgot this" she handed 10 silver coins "ten bits is good for what you did today, well.. for me at least now go shes waiting!" "thanks rarity!" i ran out the door going towards fluttershy's cottage i arrived at the magnificent terrain whit animals everywhere "oh good the cottage" *knock knock* "wh-who is it?" a shy voice spoke "it Adam" *click, swik, shlok, bang* how many locks dose she have "hi Adam you came to help me!" "yeah, you needed help for something" "oh yes please enter" she invited me in "i need you upstairs" "up s-stairs?" that no good, no good at all! i still followed her for some reason "here we are" its her room im done for! "i wanted to change the layout of my room for a long time now" fluttershys room was clean, she had a couple of dressers, 2 shelfs, a big queen sized bed whit a green checkered blanket and a piano? "a piano? wow how do ponys play that? its impossable with hooves!" "theres a heavy cylinder that touches pins inside the piano and it plays music. i saw some unicorn who plays it with magic to" i was amazed to see a piano, i was going to touch a key when "NO!.. no, please don't its broken and it makes scary sounds" "do you want me to repair it?" "i-if you can, i would like you to do it, its my mother who gave it to me and she would be so happy to see it works" as i listened to her i looked inside the massive piano "only loose stings, its easy to fix. i'll go move around the thing you want and i will fix the piano is it good whit you?" i asked "yes" is that only word?.... i moved everything in her room even the piano and the room looked better that way moving the bed up against the wall she said "perfect" "i just thought of something, i can't fix the piano without the notes" damit! all these years since i see a grand piano and i can't play it, guess i'm stuck whit my horrible synthesizer wait i left it on earth, damit again! " i can sing the notes" "that would help a lot" this is a little selfish of myself but YES I CAN PLAY A GRAND PIANO!!! i looked inside again and said "go!" "do re mi fa sol la ti" fluttershys voice was amazing it sounded like a mothers voice calm and southing. ah mother how i miss you... i finished repairing the piano with some difficulty but i was done and i asked fluttershy a thing "fluttershy em ca-can i play a little bit with the piano" please say yes "earlier when you saw my piano i looked into your eyes, i saw the happiness, passion and a flame in em, so yes by all means play, i want to hear that passion!" "what can i play?" yes! that song from that boring movie i saw eh.. what the name ah yes twilight good thing i didn't mentioned movies at the picnic there would have been so much question. no mathers... the name of the song is Bela's lullaby by Carter... Carter Burwell thats it! i play the the song slowly and quietly remembering all about the good days with my mother the song became louder and the quiet and lovely song turned scary when i remembered the cancer that my mother had. i turned my head to see the scared yellow pegasus i tried to turn my feelings to happy but that would butcher the song the loud, scary tone turned graceful but was still loud i put all the emotion into my song to transform it to the love filled tune i started playing it was still loud, scary and graceful but at the same time gentle, southing, filled with love and passion! the song ended like it began "it was beautiful theres no other word to put it" "really you liked it" "yes! there was so much passion i wasn't wrong about you i am sure you have a piano on that flank of yours!" "yeah! no kidding!" "ya shur good at this thing Adam" "marvelous!" "th.. a.. ii.. wow..." "i... got no words" "rainbow, applejack twi, rarity and pinkie since when are you mares here!" oh im dead AJ and dash are here! "since you started" pinkie said "why are you all here!" this can't be good for me "i came ta give you this" AJ hoofed(handed) me 3 gold coin "i followed AJ so she wouldn't jump on you" rainbow was looking fixed at applejack "Owloysius is sick so i came for medicine" twi replied to my question "i was bored!" pinkie said non shalently "and i going to ask if you had any place to stay tonight?" rarity said a little concerned "no i don't" why don't you stay at my place..."rarity was stared like candy in front of pinkie pie"for the night of course" rarity came close to my ear and whispered " did something happened between you and those two ponys?" i murmured back "yes i'll tell you later" i got back up from whispering in her ear "yeah i will stay at yours for the night" AJ and rainbow took rarity to a corner so i couldn't hear em but i still did "ya try anythin' funny on him you're dead missy!" "yeah what she said!" rarity came out of the corner shaking, scared out of her mind she walled right pass me not even looking "its alright rarity they won't do anything. let me have a talk with the mares" i explained why big mac was so jumpy to AJ and dash. if he was going to send the letter or not and all that jazz we've all gone downstairs the two now understanding mares excused to the white shivering pony lying on the sofa almost going in a fit and we had a nice supper, i guess i'll get used to eat salad. a LOT of salad... everybody was gone except fluttershy cause that was her house. i was the last one to go, heading towards the boutique but then a dark blue almost black pegasus whit horn stopped me in my track for some and reason i was singing "halt!"... authors note: thanks to blossom for some ideas! give hooves stomp to him this is the longest i have ever wrote and i hope you liked it editors note: Hai, Blossom here. Just a word to the Author: Replace whit in your writing with 'with' Thx. DUN DUN DUUUNNN CLIFF HANGER!!!
(night 1) night of the living pain(night 1) night of the living pain a lot of singing in this chapter and obscure songs... have fun reading also theres a word that is repeated a lot find it if you're able "♪I used to walk the avenue All by myself with nothin' to do Kickin' at cans, half of a man Till I met you, and I knew I've looked for you all of my life Round every corner Wishin' on stars Like some kind of fool, ooh ooh But now I see the stars in your eyes Those days are over I took one look and I was hooked I found heaven in you♫" "halt!" "Ah! Who are you?" Holy crap this pony scared me wait a horn and wings? "what are thy fined before thy's eyes" the tall blue blackish space colored pony asked yelling with multiple voices "... Old English? oh yeah ehm to answer your question. I am a human, that came from an other world by accident and i am not mean in anyway, i am friendly see?" "A human? I do see... thy song thee were singing, shal i know what thy name of it?" "Yes! My favorite song, the name is All That I Needed was you" The name of the band doesn't have importance they don't exist in this world!(Yes they do their.. Um The ponys :P) "Could thy sing it again?" She asked "i guess i could." Why did i say that? "♪I used to think I was so smart But I couldn't hide the hole in my heart Sad as it seems none of my dreams Ever came true I used to walk the avenue All by myself with nothin' to do Kickin' at cans, half of a man Till I met you, and I knew♫" I was interrupted AGAIN by a white stallion in gold armor. "Princess Luna your sister Princess Celestia is looking for you... will that singing pet will come to the castle to?" "A PET! I have emotions you know!" TWICE TWICE! i have been called a pet, do i really look like an animal?" "Yes, thy human shall come" The princess and i were going to the huge castle that we all see from ponyville. She was telling that her power was raising the moon every night, why am i thinking that she should be a bunny and not a pony. If she would have control the wind her new name would be Kazegami (if you get the reference you are awesome!)(Im not awesome D: ) "Princess Luna, we are arrived" we entered the palace "Wow!" i'm gonna be repetitive but this is huge! and that pony too "Luna dear sister you are here and a.. Human? How... this is impossible" am i that surprising to look at? "Hi my name is Adam, i'm a human like you said, i was going to sleep over at a friends house but then your sister took me here" "It's me who wanted to see you well i taught you were a rumor but you are true" "Yup i'm 100% real" "Thos thy want to go home?" "NO!.. No, i hated my life, i was on the verge of suicide, i had 1 friend but i only saw him ones a month. I think he was forcing himself to see me, im nothing but a rock in his road and then i came here and it gave me hope to live. please don't send me back to my old life!" I pleaded "My sister and i will think, explore the area but stay close" "O-ok im going to l-look around the garden" "Wow this place is amazing! would you look at that flower" i smelled a blue flower with yellow lines and pink dots "Woh i feEl wireD wHaT is GOinG oN..." *thud.* i felled on the ground sound asleep and woke up 2 minutes later. "my head Ow! im not to good now what time is it..." i looked at my watch and the hooves. impossible! i am a pony i decided to look at my face in a puddle of water on the ground. "I have a horn, wings! i'm gray and i have a black mane!" wow i can fly my second dream came true! and i can do magic.. AWESOME!... no no no focus i have to see the princess but how the guards won't let me trough if i look like a pony, comon' think... teleportation! i want to see the princess! *poof!* "Princess Celestia its me Adam i smelled a flower and transformed into a... unisie, pegacorn ehm... A PONY!" "How is this possible you transformed into a alicorn! a.. beautiful.. stallion alicorn!"she is starting to creep me! "You know... Theres not many alicorn here, and one this handsome!" the princess Celestia licked her lips sexily (Troll) "HEY princess snap out of it i am NOT candy!" "Oh yes sorry.. I-i can't control it 979 years since i had a real strong stallion" "To change the subject cause i don't like were its going, will i stay or will i go?" please say stay! "You can stay in equestria, plus you are a pony now i can't send you back! and theres a mare waiting for you"Fuck... "Oh no rarity i forgot her, i have to go. Good bye Princess hope i see you again soon" god why did i say that? i don't want to see her again.. well for now at least wings how do they work? well flap em of course but will i fly? theres only one way to know *flap flap flap flap!* it works im flying WOOHOO! rarity's carousel boutique here i come! i took 15 minutes to get there and i was singing songs like i believe i can fly, free falling and the flying song ♪From somewhere up above You may never hear the laughter You've been dreaming of Now we're flying so high With the world down below Spread your wings across the sky It's easier to love somebody It's easier that you be loved♫ "Ah i'm here!" i flew down and knocked on the door *knock knock knock* "Coming!" rarity yelled from her room upstairs She opened the door and saw me as a pony "Your not Adam! who are you?" "I am Adam as a pony! and i love it!" "Impossible Adam is a human... wait these are the clothes i made for him and the red pair boxers as he calls it you are Adam but how?" "I smelt a blue flower and transformed in a alicorn as princess Celestia called it. She was hitting on me to.. well in my pony form" i said while entering the house on my two back hooves and flying to keep my front hooves fromtoutching the ground cause i'm not really used to walking "You've met the princess!?" "Yes very nice but creepy!" i had chills down my spine just remembering it "Why don't you strip down from your clothes? "..." what the hell did she just said! "i mean you are a pony after all" "A-alright but ill keep my boxers on. in case i turn back human" "Can i see something?"she got close to my flank "yeah go ahead" i knew what she was going to do rarity slid the side of my underwear whit her magic.. i taught magic would be harder to use "A microphone on a piano? you sing too?" "Y-yeah" i was singing all night so.. yes i sing "can i hear you sing? pretty please!" i can't say no to these eyes "N.. oh alright" damn it i'm to sensitive The book of love is long and boring No one can lift the damn thing It's full of charts and facts and figures and instructions for dancing But I I love it when you read to me And you You can read me anything The book of love has music in it In fact that's where music comes from Some of it is just transcendental Some of it is just really dumb But I I love it when you sing to me And you You can sing me anything The book of love is long and boring And written very long ago It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes And things we're all too young to know But I I love it when you give me things And you You ought to give me wedding rings And I I love it when you give me things And you You ought to give me wedding rings And I I love it when you give me things And you You ought to give me wedding rings You ought to give me wedding rings♫ *sniff sniff* "beautiful" "I want you to sing at my marriage!" "marriage?" "Ooh yes look at this!" she showed me a letter, its was big macs letter! \letter/ "Rarity you are the only thing i see in my dreams, your smile makes me melt, your eyes burns my soul and i want to have it all. please go on a date with me. tomorrow at the riverside before the sunset. your prince charming" "Wow pretty romantic are you gonna go?" "Yes i will i want to see this prince" *yawn!* "Sorry i'm exhausted" "Well i have a long day ahead of me, we'd better get to sleep" 10 minutes latter How did i get in rarity's bed? This is awkward... The blanket is so stiff, i feel like i'm in a airtight ziplock bag "Prince... charming..." *stak!* "hikgh fmlhgrrr" she kicked my shin! oh god i'm bleeding! Fuck the blanket i'll sleep on the ground 5 minutes later... again I looked up on the bed rarity was falling thats why she keeps the blanket under the matrices I ran on my 3 legs the best i could and did a 180 jump to catch the falling pony I caught her but hit my head on the wall and i passed out, Great. EDITERS NOTES: Well nothing to painful just 12'o'clock at night, Seeya next time AUTHERS NOTES: blossom, you're awesome!
