A man in Equestria

(night 1) night of the living pain

a lot of singing in this chapter and obscure songs... have fun reading also theres a word that is repeated a lot find it if you're able

"♪I used to walk the avenue
All by myself with nothin' to do
Kickin' at cans, half of a man
Till I met you, and I knew

I've looked for you all of my life
Round every corner
Wishin' on stars
Like some kind of fool, ooh ooh

But now I see the stars in your eyes
Those days are over
I took one look and I was hooked
I found heaven in you♫"
"halt!"
"Ah! Who are you?" Holy crap this pony scared me wait a horn and wings?
"what are thy fined before thy's eyes" the tall blue blackish space colored pony asked yelling with multiple voices
"... Old English? oh yeah ehm to answer your question. I am a human, that came from an other world by accident and i am not mean in anyway, i am friendly see?"
"A human? I do see... thy song thee were singing, shal i know what thy name of it?"
"Yes! My favorite song, the name is All That I Needed was you" The name of the band doesn't have importance they don't exist in this world!(Yes they do their.. Um The ponys :P)
"Could thy sing it again?" She asked
"i guess i could." Why did i say that?

"♪I used to think I was so smart
But I couldn't hide the hole in my heart
Sad as it seems none of my dreams
Ever came true

I used to walk the avenue
All by myself with nothin' to do
Kickin' at cans, half of a man
Till I met you, and I knew♫"

I was interrupted AGAIN by a white stallion in gold armor.

"Princess Luna your sister Princess Celestia is looking for you... will that singing pet will come to the castle to?"
"A PET! I have emotions you know!" TWICE TWICE! i have been called a pet, do i really look like an animal?"
"Yes, thy human shall come"

The princess and i were going to the huge castle that we all see from ponyville. She was telling that her power was raising the moon every night,
why am i thinking that she should be a bunny and not a pony. If she would have control the wind her new name would be Kazegami (if you get the reference you are awesome!)(Im not awesome D: )

"Princess Luna, we are arrived"
we entered the palace
"Wow!" i'm gonna be repetitive but this is huge! and that pony too
"Luna dear sister you are here and a.. Human? How... this is impossible" am i that surprising to look at?
"Hi my name is Adam, i'm a human like you said, i was going to sleep over at a friends house but then your sister took me here"
"It's me who wanted to see you well i taught you were a rumor but you are true"
"Yup i'm 100% real"
"Thos thy want to go home?"
"NO!.. No, i hated my life, i was on the verge of suicide, i had 1 friend but i only saw him ones a month. I think he was forcing himself to see me, im nothing but a rock in his road and then i came here and it gave me hope to live. please don't send me back to my old life!" I pleaded
"My sister and i will think, explore the area but stay close"
"O-ok im going to l-look around the garden"

"Wow this place is amazing! would you look at that flower" i smelled a blue flower with yellow lines and pink dots
"Woh i feEl wireD wHaT is GOinG oN..." *thud.* i felled on the ground sound asleep and woke up 2 minutes later.
"my head Ow! im not to good now what time is it..." i looked at my watch and the hooves. impossible! i am a pony i decided to look at my face in a puddle of water on the ground.
"I have a horn, wings! i'm gray and i have a black mane!" wow i can fly my second dream came true! and i can do magic.. AWESOME!... no no no focus i have to see the princess but how the guards won't let me trough if i look like a pony, comon' think... teleportation! i want to see the princess! *poof!*

"Princess Celestia its me Adam i smelled a flower and transformed into a... unisie, pegacorn ehm... A PONY!"
"How is this possible you transformed into a alicorn! a.. beautiful.. stallion alicorn!"she is starting to creep me!
"You know... Theres not many alicorn here, and one this handsome!" the princess Celestia licked her lips sexily (Troll)
"HEY princess snap out of it i am NOT candy!"
"Oh yes sorry.. I-i can't control it 979 years since i had a real strong stallion"
"To change the subject cause i don't like were its going, will i stay or will i go?" please say stay!
"You can stay in equestria, plus you are a pony now i can't send you back! and theres a mare waiting for you"Fuck...
"Oh no rarity i forgot her, i have to go. Good bye Princess hope i see you again soon" god why did i say that? i don't want to see her again.. well for now at least

wings how do they work? well flap em of course but will i fly? theres only one way to know
*flap flap flap flap!*
it works im flying WOOHOO! rarity's carousel boutique here i come!

i took 15 minutes to get there and i was singing songs like i believe i can fly, free falling and the flying song

♪From somewhere up above
You may never hear the laughter
You've been dreaming of

Now we're flying so high
With the world down below
Spread your wings across the sky

It's easier to love somebody
It's easier that you be loved♫

"Ah i'm here!" i flew down and knocked on the door
*knock knock knock*
"Coming!" rarity yelled from her room upstairs
She opened the door and saw me as a pony
"Your not Adam! who are you?"
"I am Adam as a pony! and i love it!"
"Impossible Adam is a human... wait these are the clothes i made for him and the red pair boxers as he calls it you are Adam but how?"
"I smelt a blue flower and transformed in a alicorn as princess Celestia called it. She was hitting on me to.. well in my pony form" i said while entering the house on my two back hooves and flying to keep my front hooves fromtoutching the ground cause i'm not really used to walking
"You've met the princess!?"
"Yes very nice but creepy!" i had chills down my spine just remembering it
"Why don't you strip down from your clothes?
"..." what the hell did she just said!
"i mean you are a pony after all"
"A-alright but ill keep my boxers on. in case i turn back human"
"Can i see something?"she got close to my flank
"yeah go ahead" i knew what she was going to do
rarity slid the side of my underwear whit her magic.. i taught magic would be harder to use
"A microphone on a piano? you sing too?"
"Y-yeah" i was singing all night so.. yes i sing
"can i hear you sing? pretty please!" i can't say no to these eyes
"N.. oh alright" damn it i'm to sensitive

The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures and instructions for dancing
But I
I love it when you read to me
And you
You can read me anything
The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb
But I
I love it when you sing to me
And you
You can sing me anything
The book of love is long and boring
And written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know
But I
I love it when you give me things
And you
You ought to give me wedding rings
And I
I love it when you give me things
And you
You ought to give me wedding rings
And I
I love it when you give me things
And you
You ought to give me wedding rings
You ought to give me wedding rings♫

*sniff sniff*
"beautiful"
"I want you to sing at my marriage!"
"marriage?"
"Ooh yes look at this!" she showed me a letter, its was big macs letter!

\letter/
"Rarity you are the only thing i see in my dreams,
your smile makes me melt,
your eyes burns my soul and i want to have it all.
please go on a date with me.
tomorrow at the riverside before the sunset.

your prince charming"

"Wow pretty romantic are you gonna go?"
"Yes i will i want to see this prince"
*yawn!*
"Sorry i'm exhausted"
"Well i have a long day ahead of me, we'd better get to sleep"

10 minutes latter

How did i get in rarity's bed?
This is awkward... The blanket is so stiff, i feel like i'm in a airtight ziplock bag
"Prince... charming..." *stak!*
"hikgh fmlhgrrr" she kicked my shin! oh god i'm bleeding!
Fuck the blanket i'll sleep on the ground

5 minutes later... again

I looked up on the bed rarity was falling thats why she keeps the blanket under the matrices
I ran on my 3 legs the best i could and did a 180 jump to catch the falling pony
I caught her but hit my head on the wall and i passed out, Great.

EDITERS NOTES: Well nothing to painful just 12'o'clock at night, Seeya next time

AUTHERS NOTES: blossom, you're awesome!