The Trouble with Phoenixes
Phoenixes are like a three-legged kitten: adorable in small numbers.
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What's better than one phoenix? Two phoenixes.
What's better than two phoenixes? A houseful of them, unless it's your house. Then you have a problem.
Rarity has a problem.
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