Teh Internetz

by Philosopher01

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Comedy, Romance
Length: 3774

Trixie discovers the internet and decides to consult Twilight Sparkle on what she has found. Sexy times ensue.

Trixie has just discovered the internet and its many… wonders?

Namely, she has discovered that many, many ponies seem to want her and Twilight Sparkle to engage in some rather interesting behavior.

Trixie decides to investigate for herself.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-30 12:30:01 UTC

What has been seen...

A small wooden caravan sat on the outskirts of Ponyville, its doors and windows shut against the cold night air. Inside, a lone unicorn sat enthralled in her recent discovery.

Trixie struggled to keep her eyelids from drooping shut in the face of the bright glare of the computer screen, which acted as the only source of light inside the dark trailer. Just one more chapter she pleaded with her body, which was now setting itself up to fall unconscious. Her head began to loll forward. Twilight is just about to touch my...

The buttons of the Big Macintosh laptop clicked as the unicorns head crashed upon them. The laptop bleeped in protest to its many keys being assaulted at once. The sound caused Trixie to jerk her head back up.

Alright, maybe its time to sleep. Wincing as she stretched her stiff muscles, Trixie released a loud yawn and got to her hooves. She strolled the short distance of the small trailer to her mattress on the far side, and collapsed face first into its welcoming sheets. Moaning with approval, Trixie squirmed until she was comfortable, the images and words she had just absorbed flitting through her mind.

What strange and interesting things the internet holds she thought to herself as she began to drift into sleep. So many pictures of me with Twilight Sparkle, and so many stories! Maybe I should question her on this issue... Trixie made the plan to interrogate Twilight moments before sleep took her.

*

A loud banging reached Twilight's ears from below as she sat pouring over her latest stack of books and notes in her bedroom.

"Spike!" she yelled. "Could you get the door?"

"Sure, I wouldn't expect you to stop reading for a few moments to answer it yourself!" he responded with sarcastic enthusiasm, to which Twilight had by now come to ignore completely.

Spike's face dropped into a scowl as he pulled the door open.

"Oh, its you again," he observed with contempt. "What is it this time? You also know we have a doorbell right?" He pointed at the small device built into the door's frame.

"Tell Twilight Sparkle that Trixie requests an audience with her, and it is of the utmost importance," Trixie commanded with authority, dressed in her distinctive magicians hat and cape.

"Uh huh, the utmost importance, just like all the other times this week?"

"Now you're getting it!" Trixie agreed, Spike's masterful sarcasm lost on her.

Deciding he'd rather not deal with the situation, he went to fetch Twilight as requested, feeling a satisfaction in knowing that she would now have to deal with the irritating blue unicorn herself.

Trixie stood outside with impatience as she waited for Twilight. She could hear a muttered conversation emanating from the tree house.

"Again?" a familiar voice asked in frustration. "What does she want this time?... utmost importance again huh?"

Moments later, Twilight appeared in the door frame, carrying a clear expression of displeasure on her face.

"Trixie," Twilight greeted,already looking  thoroughly tired of the situation.

"Sparkle," Trixie responded.

"What is it this time Trixie? This is what... the fifth time this week?"

"Sixth," Trixie corrected.

"Uh huh... have you ever heard of a restraining order Trixie? Because I feel I may need to--"

"Trixie is here to experiment," she announced.

Twilight raised an eyebrow at this. "Is that so? What kind of experiment?"

"Trixie has seen some things on the internet that--"

"Oh Trixie, not the internet..." Twilight groaned. "Didn't other ponies ever tell you to stay away from that?"

"Trixie gets bored ok!" she responded defensively. "Besides, there are some very interesting things that the internet suggests Trixie should do with Twilight Sparkle, and Trixie wants to try."

"Like what?" Twilight asked, now feeling nervous.

"Trixie thinks these are really things we should discuss inside."

"You're not going leave until I agree to this are you?"

"Probably not."

"Come on in then," Twilight conceded with a sigh.

"Are we alone?" Trixie asked upon walking inside the library foyer.

"Well, Spike is here."

"Trixie suggests you tell him to leave."

"Who are you to suggest what I do?" The purple dragon announced with irritation, appearing suddenly from upstairs. "You're just lucky I'm going to Rarity's anyway. I'd rather not be wherever you are besides." Spike leered at Trixie before storming out of the library, slamming the door behind him.

"Ah, perfect," Trixie smiled, unphased by the vitriol Spike had just thrown her way.

"Alright then, what are these things the internet has shown you, should I be afraid?"

"I don't think so... the way the internet describes it you should actually be very happy."

Twilight didn't look convinced.

"Let's just get on with it."

"Alright, it usually starts with us talking for a bit. I act mean to you, but for some reason you are nice to me anyway. Then we look at each other and there tends to be a lot of blushing."

"I... don't think I follow," Twilight said, confused.

"Hmm well, maybe we can just skip that bit. Ok then, a lot of pictures and stories I've read have me touching you in places like this..." Trixie moved so she was standing behind the purple unicorn.

Twilight yelped as she felt a hoof slide between her rear legs.

"Trixie! Get your hoof off my-- ooooh..."

"Ah hah! That's usually what happens in the stories!"

"Wha...? Twilight questioned dozily, her thoughts concentrated on the motions Trixie was performing with her hoof. She was rubbing her down there in a gentle circular motion, and it felt surprisingly pleasant.

"In the stories you usually protest at first, but then you enjoy it!" Trixie continued the motions with her hoof, observing its effects on the bookworm.

"It does feel kinda... nice..." Twilight agreed in a dreamy voice.

"Sometimes then, we kiss... or maybe should that have happened first?" Trixie held her free hoof to her chin as she tried to recall what happened in the majority of the various stories, comics and images she had witnessed. She found no clear pattern. She did however start to notice the moisture that was building on her busy hoof, just like in the stories.

"Sure... sounds good..." Twilight responded, clearly unaware of what she was agreeing to. It was only when she felt the hoof remove itself did she gain clarity again, upon which she also became aware of the dampness between her legs.

"Hey umm.. why am I all wet down--"

Twilight's inquiry was cut short by a pair of lips closing over her mouth. Two hooves on her chest pushed her down into a sitting position. She soon realised Trixie was attempting to engage in some kind of kiss, but could not understand why  Trixie's tongue kept pushing against her lips. She soon felt the magician pull away.

"You're supposed to open your mouth!" Trixie explained.

"What? why?"

"Trixie doesn't know, this is just what Trixie read on the internet."

"Hmm, this is interesting, maybe I should start taking some notes."

"Very well," Trixie agreed, hoping to also get some clear answers for what the internet had revealed.

"Ok... hoof between legs... feels good... mouth open kiss..." Twilight spoke out loud as she scrawled down their discoveries so far. Trixie noticed she had titled the page 'Internet experiment.'

"Ok so, shall we try this again?" Twilight asked, her interest in the project now genuine.

"Trixie is ready."

"Right, so, mouth open."

Trixie leaned in again to place her lips on Twilight's, which now parted on contact. Twilight let out a surprised groan as she felt Trixie's tongue slide over her own, squirming around her mouth. The taste was completely unique, like nothing she had experienced before, and it was pleasant for reasons she could not describe. She closed her eyes to embrace the sensation. She decided to reciprocate, moving her own tongue around Trixie's mouth. This resulted in a hum of approval from Trixie, who wrapped her hooves around Twilight's waist and held her close. The warmth of Trixie's body against her own adding a new dimension of pleasure to the proceeding. Twilight's hooves sat by her sides, not sure what to do with them. She decided eventually to place them around Trixie's shoulders, so she could experience more of the pleasant warmth from the blue unicorn. The silken fabric of Trixie's cape brushed across her coat as they kissed. Twilight managed to reserve some section of her mind to take note of all this, so she could record it on paper later. A good scientist keeps data as they go!

Trixie was the one to eventually break the kiss, a thin strand of saliva bridging the gap between the two ponies mouths as she pulled away. It broke as Trixie removed her hooves from Twilight's waist to take a step back. She observed Twilight, who now looked very flushed, her cheeks glowing a bright red. She also appeared somewhat breathless.

"Are you alright Sparkle?" She asked as she observed the unicorns seemingly ill state.

"Yeah I just feel... a little odd," Twilight answered, hear breath heavy. "My body temperature seems to be increasing at an alarming rate, my heart rate is very high, and I feel out of breath... did this stuff usually happen in the internet stories?"

"Well, it was not quite described like that. There's usually a lot of moaning, and you or Trixie yelling 'YES' very loudly over and over again."

"How strange," Twilight replied, gaining some composure. "Better keep taking notes." Twilight scribbled down the results of the last section of the experiment. " I wonder if I should make this into a report for the princess when its done. I bet she would be interested in reading about this!" Twilight scrawled a note of correspondence to Celestia on the parchment.

"Ok, so what happens next?" Twilight asked.

Trixie held a hoof to her chin as she sifted through the many stories she had read. "Usually sometime after the mouth kissing, Trixie would kiss Twilight between her legs."

"What?! Seriously?" Twilight asked in shock. "Why would you kiss me there?"

Trixie shrugged in response. "In the stories Twilight seems to enjoy it a lot."

"Hmm well... its sounds extremely absurd, but I hate to abandon some interesting research. Let's try it."

"Very well, lay down on your back, and spread you legs open."

"Like this?" Twilight asked, assuming the position on the floor that Trixie described, her fore-hooves curled up to her chest.

Trixie took a step back, examining Twilight's pose and comparing it to the mental images she had formed from a combination of stories and artwork.

"Seems about right," Trixie announced after observing Twilight from several angles. "Now Trixie just needs to get down here..."

Trixie positioned herself at Twilight's lower hooves and crouched down, her head now just between her legs. She took a few moments to observe the scene before her.

"What's going on down there?" Twilight asked, craning her neck in an attempt to spy what Trixie was doing at her nether regions.

"Trixie is remembering, be silent for a moment," she replied irritably.

"Oh!" Twilight let out a surprised cry as Trixie's response caused her breath to flow over the dampness that had formed below, sending a tingle up her spine as the air grew cold upon passing over her.

"What happened? Trixie has not even touched you yet!"

"I dunno, I think it was your breath. It felt kinda... nice. Try breathing on me again down there."

With a shrug, Trixie complied to Twilight's request, taking a deep breath in and releasing it slowly over the area in front of her.

"Ooooh," Twilight moaned with a shiver. "That's a very... interesting feeling." She used her magic to levitate her parchment and quill over to her, scrawling down the new discovery.

"Ok, Trixie is ready to kiss you now," the blue unicorn announced.

"One moment..." Twilight mumbled in response, finishing up her description on the parchment. "Alright, go ahead!"

Trixie closed her mouth around Twilight's lower lips, and began kissing them just as she had kissed her mouth earlier. She slid her tongue in and around the opening, eliciting a sharp intake of breath from Twilight. Trixie popped her head back up in response to the panicked sound.

"Is everything ok?" Trixie asked.

"Yes... I..." Twilight gasped, breathless. "The feeling is just very... unique. It surprised me. Please, continue."

Trixie returned to her task, closing her mouth around Twilight's opening and sliding her tongue inside again.

"Oh my..." Twilight whispered under her breath. Each movement of Trixie's tongue sent tingles up her spine and along her extremities. She once again experienced the symptoms of an increased heart rate and body temperature from before, but now a new feeling began to build between her legs. It felt as though the muscles around her abdomen and hips were getting tighter.

"Trix... Trixie..." she gasped, her face flushed. The magician looked up once again.

"What?"

"Did the internet mention anything about... a tightness around my legs?"

"Yes, in fact it did. It said that it happens when Trixie kisses you there, and then in a lot of cases it seems to suddenly go away, and it leaves you feeling very happy."

"Really? Sounds intriguing. Continue on then."

And so Trixie did, her tongue once again finding its way inside Twilight. The purple mare struggled to withhold moans as Trixie continued on. Trixie stopped at one point to mention the moaning was something that happened a lot in the stories too. After a few more minutes, the tightness Twilight felt had built to an intense level.

"Trixie... somethings gonna... I'm..." she struggled to form a sentence as the sensations below overtook her mind. She winced and scrunched her face as she prepared for whatever was coming.

Twilight squealed as the tightness suddenly released. She arched her back, throwing her hooves to the floor beside her as the muscles in her lower body convulsed repeatedly, causing her hips to buck. The sensation was indescribable. She had literally no idea how she was going to write it on paper. Each repeated tremor through her body brought with it another wave of pleasure. She felt a gush of dampness from between her legs as her body rocked her. When the waves of sensation eventually passed, she lay panting on the floor.

"I... that was..." she huffed, lost for words.

Trixie on the other hand was too busy observing the material that had just released from Twilight. She gave it a sniff, followed by a lick. She scrunched her nose as a salty taste and smell assaulted her.

This doesn't taste so great she thought to herself. I think the internet may have been a little off on that one.She glanced down at the exhausted Twilight.

"Everything alright Sparkle?"

Twilight lay with her eyes closed, taking in deep breaths through her nose. Her mouth was curved into a wide smile as a serene calm washed over her body.

"Yeah, everything's great," she replied. "What was it like for you?"

"Hmm, nothing too amazing, Trixie thinks she prefers the mouth kissing."

"Oh, I really think I prefer this one," Twilight disagreed. "Maybe you just need to try it the other way too?"

"Perhaps, Trixie will try it." She proceeded to lay herself down on the floor, opening her legs.

Twilight stood up on shaky hooves, the recent experience having made her joints feel weak. She added this to the experience list before positioning herself beneath Trixie.

"So, I just kiss you right here?" Twilight pointed at the opening between the magician's legs. "As if it was your mouth?"

"Uh huh, Trixie thinks it's important that you use your tongue. The internet always seems to mention it."

"Ok, here I go, remember to ask me to stop if you need to..."

"Do not worry, like Trixie said the moans are normal apparently, but Trixie will warn you."

"Alright..."

Twilight pressed her lips up against Trixie's, eliciting a quick gasp from the blue unicorn. She then slid her tongue inside the passage.

"Oooooh," Trixie moaned as she felt the appendage enter her. "That really is... something..."

Twilight pressed on, judging that she had to keep going until Trixie experienced something similar to what she did. The task was not too unlike the mouth kissing, although it did taste quite different. She made a mental note to record that factor.

Trixie continued to moan and grunt as Twilight continued her work, placing her hooves on the purple unicorns head. She took deep breaths as she felt the tingles from below shoot through her body, causing her face to flush. She began to feel the tightness Twilight had described earlier.

"Trixie... Trixie thinks she is about to..."

She released a shocked cry as the tightness released, causing the muscles in her hips to convulse, sending rockets of pleasure throughout her body. She lay panting when the sensation had passed.

"Yes... Trixie agrees... that is definitely better than the mouth kissing..."

Twilight still had her head between Trixie's legs when she heard an unexpected voice.

"Woah! What have we here?!"

Twilight's head shot up, and her eyes caught sight of a blue pegasus with a multicolored mane and tail standing in the frame of her open window. She noted a very wide grin covering her friends face.

"Rainbow Dash! What are you doing here?" Twilight asked, startled by her friends sudden unannounced appearance.

"Well, I was just passing overhead when I heard some strange noises. I came by to make sure everything was OK but..." Rainbow seemed to be struggling to hold back laughter "...I see things in here are better than OK!"

"Yes well, Trixie and I were just conducting an experiment."

"Ah... I see. You've been on the internet!" Dash deduced with a knowing look.

"Yes... how did you know?" Trixie answered.

"I've been on the internet a while now. You learn some pretty awesome stuff on there. Hey, mind if I join in?"

"Is this really something three ponies can do?" Twilight asked with a tilt of her head.

"Sure it is! It just takes a little creativity, and the right positions."

"Fascinating..." Twilight said with awe.

"Trixie has actually seen this before. She has also seen Rainbow dash do these things with Twilight... and also with just about any other pony on the internet."

"I know right? I get all the action! I guess the internet just recognises how awesome I am."

"Well then, I'd be interested in furthering this little experiment, so please do join us!"

Rainbow floated down from the window sill, alighting on the floor.

"OK so, how exactly do we do this?" Twilight asked.

"Just follow my instructions." Rainbow replied.

A few moments later, Trixie, Twilight and Rainbow Dash found themselves in sort of triangular pile, one which allowed Twilight to have her face between Rainbows legs, Trixie between hers, and Rainbow's between Trixie's.

"Wow, this really is a creative shape!"

"Hey egghead, it doesn't work if you keep talking, get to work."

"Trixie is not so sure she likes this position," a muffled voice sounded from below. "Trixie is uncomfortable bending this way."

"Bah, amateurs!" Rainbow complained, removing herself from the pile. "You two need to work on your technique anyway. In fact, do you know what would make this far more interesting? We should get Fluttershy in on this!"

"Fluttershy uses the internet?" Twilight asked, surprised. She disentangled herself from Trixie and got to her hooves.

"Oh sure, she is crazy about it! I lent her my laptop to check it out one day and she came back hours later, demanding we try all the stuff she saw. How could I say no? Have you seen Fluttershy? She's a doll! Anyway, that was a long night! We have been doing it pretty regularly since. You would never believe how often she shows up at my house without warning demanding another round, not that I'm complaining. I'll go get her."

Rainbow returned a short time later. Upon returning to the tree-house, she found Trixie laying on top of Twilight, nibbling on her neck.

"Wow, there's just no quitting with you two huh?" Rainbow announced as she returned through the window.

"Just testing some other things Trixie saw," Twilight explained. "I'm not so sure about the biting though," she said as she held a hoof to the already forming bruise where Trixie's teeth had been clamping down on her.

"Well, I may have to give you a bit of warning about Fluttershy then. She can get kind of aggressive."

"Seriously, Fluttershy, aggressive?" Twilight asked in disbelief.

"Uh huh, I'm not kidding," Rainbow replied with a serious expression which made Twilight somewhat nervous.

Moments later, a yellow pegasus appeared in the window frame.

"Hi Fluttershy!" Twilight greeted.

"Hello Twilight, how are you?"

"I'm good, you?"

"I'm doing just fine." Fluttershy answered with a smile, floating down to the floor. She approached Twilight, and stood with her face very close to Twilight's, making the purple unicorn feel intimidated. There was a look in Fluttershy's eye that Twilight had never seen in her demure friend before.

"Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, let's get down to business. Twilight, on your back."

"Uhh..." Twilight blanked, startled by the sudden commanding tone Fluttershy adopted, and her intimidating gaze.

"I've no patience for questions Twilight!" Fluttershy demanded, getting louder.

"Ok..." Twilight responded in a meek voice, assuming her position on the floor.

*

A couple of hours later, three ponies lay panting on the floor, their energy spent, each of them a mess of sweat and various other fluids. Various bite marks, small bruises and scratches dotted their bodies. Twilight lay with her head on Trixie's belly, her eyes shut, her head rising and falling with the ragged breathing of the blue magician below her. Trixie's cape lay across the pair of them, and her hat was sitting on Twilight's head. Rainbow Dash lay face down on the floor a few inches away.

"Amateurs..." observed Fluttershy, the only pony left standing.

"Thats... what I said..." panted Rainbow.

"You can't talk Rainbow, I'm dissapointed in you as well! You really under performed today."

"WHAT?!" Rainbow yelled, jumping to her hooves. "Where do you get off--"

"I didn't, that's the point!" Fluttershy yelled back.

"Oh, thats it! You get over to my place now and I'll show you under performed!"

With that, the two pegasi soared out the open window, leaving two exhausted unicorns laying on the floor.

"Trixie?" Twilight eventually spoke up.

"Yes?"

"Where can I buy a laptop?"