When I said I never wanted to live on this planet anymore, I never meant it literally, but apparently life likes to fuck me over. Just to add insult to injury, I'm stuck here with no way to get back, and that's not the best part. The best part, is that this place is inhabited, inhabited by talking animals!
If I had to choose whether I was going crazy, or that I'm already dead, I would choose the latter. This isn't funny anymore, and I want out, but the only way out is to keep moving forward

Rated Teen for obvious reasons, those reasons include the following: Crude humor, cursing, guns and violence, and various things that want to kill the main character.