This is mostly your typical story. You know, a stallion and friends moves to town, get settled in, the usual. Except that this stallion is trying really hard not to act like he knows a little too much about everybody, his friend is the epitome of asepticism, and his butler is a zebra.

So sit back and read my fellow... reader, and learn that not everything, or everyone, are quite as they seem.

(Started before S4 ending. May go back and edit story elements to fit new official cannon without drastically changing story.) Done.