SERIAL NUMBER-0001
5/10/20--
LOCATION: {REDACTED}

SUBJECTS:
"Wisdom Berry", Pony Teacher
Pvt. Smith, Interrogator
Dr. Haiylan, Scientist

BEGIN PLAYBAK:

{PS} "Please, state your name and occupation."

{WB} "My name is Wisdom Berry. I am-WAS a teacher in Orchardly."

{PS} "Alright Berry, please state some of your curriculum."

{WB} "Wha-what?"

{PB} *Sigh* "What you taught..."

{WB} "Oh, well, i taught my students about the world, reading, math, the environment, and some simple magic. It wasn't too complicated, just about how large the world is, and some theories about what happens when you fall off the worl-"

{PB} "Wait, wait. Fall off the world?"

{WB} "Of course, how would a human know that the world is flat...Anyways, my students knew the most advanced mathematics-addition and subtraction-

{PB} "That's It? Just addition and subtraction? What about division, or multiplication, or geomet-"

{WB} "I'm sorry, but i don't understand any of the nonsense coming out of your mouth...The students also learned why rivers flow, the sun rises, and the wind blows-magical influences by the spirit-"

*Loud Smack*

{PB} "That was the hardest face palm ever...." *Crackle* "Would you please send in Doctor Haiylan?"

{WB} "Why are you talking to that box..."

*Creaking, then a soft slam*

{DH} "What is it!"

{PB} "This pony sir, believes that he is a teacher."

{WB} "Hey, I know all their is to know about Equestria! Still, it is understandable that you don't believe me. Humans never understood that the world is flat and how the gods and spirits allow the world to work."

{DH} "Just being in your presence has lowered my IQ by 10 points. Private, get this dumb fucker out of my presence."

{PB} "Gladly."

RECORDING ENDS

Author's Note

I'm back! Give some feedback on the new chapter.