Maid Just for the Readers Two: Royal Treatment

by Sonic Derpboom

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Human, Anthro, Romance
Length: 21244

After hearing about Twilight and Rarity's "grand time" on Earth, Celestia decides that she wants to see what was so great about it. She grabs Luna for the ride, and sets out for the home of a specific human. What human? YOU, of course

(This story is extremely old and is gutter tier trash. Please read anything else on this site over this malodorous tripe.)
(Cover art by SS2Sonic. And, yes, it IS cropped. Because a French maid outfit is "Too NSFW", I was forced to crop it. PM me if you want an uncropped version.)
(Direct sequel to Maid Just for the Readers . I highly recommend that you read that story before reading this one. Also, this is reader X anthropomorphic pony clop fic. Second-person format is used.)

It has been about a week since Twilight Sparkle and Rarity's departure from your home. Since, everything has been normal. You've managed to erase just about every trace of their presence from your abode, and then some. You're just about back to living a normal life. All is good.

As with all cases, however, the good times must come to an end. You awake after a night of partying with friends to find yourself in the same situation as your recent encounters with Twilight and Rarity again. Celestia and Luna, anthropomorphic, standing over your bed, in French maid outfits identical to Twilight and Rarity's. What do they want?

Isn't it obvious? This story has the "mature-sex" tag. It shouldn't take a detective to figure it out.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-01 20:32:58 UTC

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Maid Just for the Readers Two: Royal Treatment

A clop by Sonic "Officer Dinglepuss" Derpboom

A single week has passed since Twilight Sparkle and Rarity's departure from your home.. After they had shown up in your kitchen clad in French maid outfits, told you that they had to gather information on human mating, and practically forced you to have sex with them, you were more than glad to see them off. While you will miss them, life will be a whole lot easier without their constant attempts at seduction.

After they were teleported back to Equestria via what you could only assume was Celestia's magic, you immediately began attempting to wipe your home clean of their prior presence. You looked around for any articles of clothing, food, or otherwise that would remind you of the unholy acts that you committed with them. After 5 days of searching up and down for any signs of their existence, you've happily come to the conclusion that they're completely erased from your abode.

You cannot deny the fact that you'll miss Twilight and Rarity's company. While you're more than glad to have them away, your house still feels a bit empty without them. You just guess that you had grown used to their company. You certainly can't wallow in the feeling of missing them, however. Your life will be considerably better without two anthropomorphic ponies constantly hanging over your shoulder. In a nutshell, you're glad that they're gone, but you'll still miss them.

As previously stated, a solid week has passed since your unexpected house guests' departure. You've found yourself noticing that, even with your extensive efforts to cleanse your abode of Twilight and Rarity's presence, you're having a fairly difficult time forgetting about them. To your own credit, it's not particularly easy to just forget what you had done with the two. However, you cannot stop yourself from thinking about it. The thought has firmly inserted itself into your sub-conscious, and wants nothing more than to stay.

You decide that there is only one way to relieve yourself of the memory. While this method will be temporary in effect, it's brief lasting will be more than enough time away from the heinous memory. The method in question is, of course, alcohol. As you don't often partake in drinking, you figure that no long-lasting physical damage will come out of it. (I implore that you read the author's notes if you have any problems with this.)

The point that the entirety of your current situation began with alcohol could be proposed. However, that argument is null and void. While it is true that you had recently awoken from a drunken slumber at the time of your first encounter with Twilight and Rarity, their presence was not brought upon by this. They would have still appeared, alcohol or not. Plus, tomorrow is Saturday. Also known as your day off. So, you begin preparing for a night of drunken exploits.

You set a spot on your living room sofa, in preparation for your inevitable crash. You shut off all of your home's lights. You take a quick trip to the bathroom. Lastly, you call up your closest clique of acquaintances. After a final scanning of your home, you grab your car keys. You exit your home, and set out for a night to not soon forget.

You awake in a warm sweat. Your body temperature seems to far surpass it's usual height. You turn your head to your window, in an effort to see the sun's placement. You're not terribly surprised to see that the sun has already set. The area that is outside of your bedroom window is draped in a thick layer of darkness. You, wondering how long you had slept for, turn your head to your alarm clock. The bright red, self-illuminating digits on the clock indicate that the current time is three twenty-seven in the morning. After only a brief moment of gazing at the glowing numbers of the clock, you find immense strain being put on both your eyes, and your head. You rip your eyes away from your clock. It doesn't take you remarkably long to realize that you are incredibly hung over, causing an agonizing headache to dominate your thought process. Your head might as well be calling you a tiny baby man. One thing that you can gather from this headache is that, as was your initial intent, you were incredibly drunk upon leaving your local bar.

Not feeling too concerned about your headache, you roll back over. You figure that you might as well allow yourself to sleep for a short while longer, hopefully relieving yourself of your hangover in the process. It's about now that you make a realization: You're in your bedroom. This causes you to feel a brief moment of confusion, as you don't distinctively recall arriving at your home before crashing. However, you quickly dismiss this feeling. You figure that you most likely crashed on your way home, and one of your friends had helped you into your house. You give a yawn, close your eyes, and prepare you drift into sleep.

*Creak*

It figures. Just as you were about to enter slumber, you're rudely awakened. You hear what vaguely sounds like your bedroom door being gently pushed open. Before you can stand up and examine the situation, you're presented with another strange occurrence. You can feel weight be added to the foot of your bed. The foot of the bed lurches in an equal mix of downward and forward motion, accompanied by the loud creaks of the bed's built-in springs. Naturally, you find yourself fearfully curious towards the foreign presence that has entered your bedroom.

You subtly shift your position, not wanting to alert whatever is at the foot of your bed of your consciousness. You attempt to put yourself into a position that will allow you to clearly view the foot of your bed without sitting up. As your field of view towards the rest of your bed formulates, you wonder what could have entered your room. You expect to see a malnourished humanoid sitting at the end of your bed, looking back at you. However, what you do see is something far worse than that.

You don't know why you hadn't expected a situation like this to transpire. The being that sits at the foot of your bed is one of the same alignment as the two reality-bending maids whom you had just seen off. The being who sits at the end of your bed is none other than Princess Celestia of MLP: FiM. As with your previous "guests", she is anthropomorphic in build. She is clad in an outfit that is identical to that of Twilight and Rarity's: A revealing French maid outfit that boasts a low-cut top and a short skirt. Upon further inspection, you realize that her skirt is even shorter in vertical length than that of Twilight and Rarity's.

As with the first occurrence of this nature, you can't find a proper vocal response to what it is that you're being presented with. How could you? A fucking anthropomorphic horse that originates from an animated television series sits at the end of your bed. How does one go about properly responding to that? She turns to you.

"Oh, you're awake." She says, seeming slightly surprised. "Glad to see."

Without any further consideration, you give a response to her presence. In an equal mix of frustration from your hangover, and irritation with her presence, you speak. You give a strict "no", before standing up. You demand that she states what her reason for being in your home is, as well as how she went about entering your home.

"I'll ignore your disrespectful tone, and fill you in." Celestia says, boiling your blood even further. "I came here through the same universe-jumping spell that I used to send Twilight Sparkle and Rarity. It's actually a lot quicker than I had expected."

By her statement on "universe jumping", you're able to gather that the multiverse physics that allowed Twilight and Rarity to enter your universe still apply. In response to her statement about her spell's speed, you tell her that you do not care about the efficiency of her spells. You then ask her if she had come alone, or if she has a traveling companion.

"Well, I actually didn't come alone." She says. "I brought my sister, Luna, with me. She's currently browsing your home."

You firmly command that Luna enter the room, as well.

"There is absolutely no need to be so harsh in your speech, human." She says, before calling for her sister.

After a few moments of waiting, your door creaks open. Through it, enters Princess Luna herself. Her outfit is slightly less provocative than Celestia's, boasting a considerably higher-cut top. Her skirt covers more, as well.

"Hello, human." She says, her tone of voice pleasant and nonchalant. "We do hope that you hold no hostility towards our presence."

You tell her that you hold a considerable amount of hostility. She hangs her head upon hearing this. You order that they explain their purpose for being in your home.

"Just give us some time to explain, and all will be clear." Celestia says. "After having read Twilight Sparkle and Rarity's reports on the human world, I found myself curious towards it. Their reports were extremely thorough, and I wished to see what had them writing so much."

"She had also requested if I had wished accompany her on this venture." Luna adds.

You point out that you had watched Twilight and Rarity write their reports, and that each one was only about a paragraph long.

"Oh, no." Celestia replies, her voice mixed with snide laughter. "The letters that they had teleported to me from your universe were simply letters to inform me that they had completed their studies. The actual reports were written in Equestria."

You figure that that is a reasonable explanation. You then ask what the situation in Equestria is. Who is running it while they are in your universe.

"We requested that Twilight Sparkle and Cadence take temporary control of Equestria during our absence, to their acceptance." Celesta says.

You ask Celestia if she truly thinks that it was a good idea to leave Twilight Sparkle, an obsessive-compulsive bookworm, and Cadence, a pony who was easily kidnapped by another, in charge of her kingdom.

"Not entirely." Celestia answers. "However, we needed somepony to run Equestria while we were gone. They were the best options."

You are then able to recall what your initial question was. You ask them, for the final time, why they are in your home. You expect a simple response, as that is how Celestia has answered all of your questions, thus far. However, her next series of actions both serve to surprise you, and sum up her reasoning for being in your presence.

Celestia's facial expression distorts to one of sinister intent. Without saying a word, the anthropomorphic sun goddess begins to subtly motion towards you. She extends her right leg, before planting her foot on the ground. She slowly takes a step towards you, an action that you reply to by stepping back. After her first step is completed, her movements become considerably less subtle in nature. She begins gliding her torso towards you, once again prompting you to step back. By this point, your back is firmly pressed against your bedroom wall. Celestia's movements are almost serpent-like in nature. They are slick and floaty, appearing as if she is using her wings as aid.

Before long, Celestia is within a few inches of you. Luna continues to watch from the opposite side of your bedroom. You recall Rarity engaging in a similar action upon informing you of her provocative intentions. Before you can act based upon this thought, however, Celestia reaches you. She extends her index and middle fingers, lightly placing them on the underside of your chin.

"Well, why do you think that we're here, human?" Celestia asks, her tone of voice sultry. Her fingers reach the end of your chin. She then shifts position, and places her hand in the center of your chest.  "We're dressed in the same manner as Twilight Sparkle and Rarity, and we claimed that their studies 'interested' us..."

Being a properly-functioning human being with the ability to follow context clues, you're able to easily piece together Celestia's(and, to a noticeably lesser extent, Luna's) intentions. The beings who are 25 percent horse wish to have sexual relations with you. Why wouldn't they? This is a clop story, where the only thing that matters is how graphic the sex is.

In reaction to her indirect revelation, you forcibly push Celestia away. This act causes her to shoot to a glance of disapproval, a facial expression that you could very well return to her. You give a loud, hostile "no". You tell that that you will not have sex with them under any feasible circumstance. You then tell them to either clear their mind of any lecherous thoughts, or get back to their own world.

"Oh, come on, human!" Celestia says. "Try to have an open mind."

You reply to this by informing her that, whether or not she has hands, feet, and breasts, she's still a horse. In this context, having an open mind would result in a prison sentence for bestiality.

"Human, if I may be so bold, as to point this out, may I say something?" Luna asks, reinforcing her vague presence in this situation. "To our knowledge, you were never this hostile towards Princess Twilight Sparkle and Rarity. We were also informed that you agreed to have intercourse with them very shortly after their arrival. Why is the situation any different, in this context?"

You inform Luna and Celestia that, while you DID cave into Twilight and Rarity's mild attempts at seduction, they had a legitimate purpose for desiring sexual contact. Celestia and Luna have no purpose. They're just two sexually excited "women" who want to try something new.

"You take that back!" Celestia shouts, halting herself from involuntarily lashing out at you. "I would never abandon my own world just because I was 'sexually excited'! I just want to see what had Twilight and Rarity writing about how 'amazing' you are!"

Upon Celestia's outburst, Luna seems to uncomfortably back away. You give a sarcastic chuckle, before dismissing what had just transpired. True, you could point out that her defending of her purpose for being in your world looses credibility when one considers that her only defense is practically the same thing as her prosecution, but you won't. Doing so would most likely cause more trouble than it would help. Instead, you reiterate your initial statement.

You tell them that, as they have absolutely no thorough reason to desire sexual intercourse with you, you will not be having sex with them. Period. You then say that, if they are planning on attempting to seduce you, they can leave at once. You don't inquire another flurry of anthropomorphic pony erotica.

"Oh, human..." Celestia says, her tone of voice being one of self-confidence. "We're not going anywhere until you give us what we want."

You ask her how, exactly, she can be so sure that you will ever succumb to her desires.

"Well, allow me to answer that question with a question." She replies. "What was the one thing that your previous mates didn't do while they were here? If Rarity's reports are to be believed, then she informed you of our instructions to be persistent in their seduction efforts. However, Twilight Sparkle wrote in her report that none of their attempts were exceedingly graphic."

Celestia is right. Twilight and Rarity, while being persistent in their efforts, didn't exactly break too many rules. Aside from you observing Twilight exit your bathtub, and their brief stunt that involved photographs, they didn't try anything that became extremely explicit. You ask Celestia if she is implying that her attempts will be undoubtedly more direct.

"That's exactly what I'm implying, human." She says, her face carrying a blissfully sinister grin.

You then ask Luna if she is on board with Celestia's slightly sadistic plan of action.

"Not particularly." Luna replies. "I only intend to observe what the human world has to offer. I am not exceedingly interested in the pursuit of sexual intercourse."

You give Luna a pleasant thank you, before turning back to Celestia. You inform her that, no matter how drastic her measures to assure sex between the two of you become, you won't give in.

"Go ahead and think that, human. I'd like to warn you that I have been known to be quite persuasive. After all, how else do you think I would have been able to convince Twilight Sparkle to come here?"

You answer her by informing her that she had bribed Twilight with the promise of a kingdom.

"You're splitting hairs! All that matters now is whether or not I will be able to make you mine. Be wary, human. Me and Luna will be around every corner of this little house of yours, until you succumb!"

You sarcastically say that you look forward to it.

"Glad to hear!" Celestia says, returning your sarcasm. She then turns to her sister. "Come, Luna... Let us go, and let him get back to sleep. He'll need it..." With this, Celestia exits your bedroom.

Luna turns to you.

"I would like to apologize in advanced for anything that my sister may say, or do during our stay here. She can be quite stubborn."

You inform Luna that, at the moment, there is no need to be apologetic. You then tell her to try and keep her sister in check.

"I shall try. Have a pleasant night's sleep human." She says, before exiting, as well.

The fact of the matter is, you most likely won't be falling asleep any time soon. You have literally just witnessed two sub-human horses who have absolutely no idea of how human technology functions walk into your unguarded house. You will most likely just exit your bedroom, and make sure that the two of them don't end up causing an electrical fire. Until then, you can take a seat on your bed, and begin pondering a very curious point:

Just how, in the ever-loving fuck, do you end up in these situations?

Obligatory Seduction Attempt Chaper #1

(Note: Sorry if there are any noticeable grammar or spelling mistakes in this chapter. I wrote most of it at six in the morning.)

Three hours have passed since your second group of unwelcome guests' arrival. In the time between their sudden appearance, and the current moment, a train of events that is certainly worth discussing has transpired. For one, you had spent about an hour and a half introducing Celestia and Luna to several pieces of conventional human technology. Computers, televisions, telephones, video games, et cetera. You had initially hoped that you could have excluded Luna from the introduction to the latter piece of tech. However, it turns out that she isn't a gamer. She doesn't even know what a video game is. The "Gamer Luna" section of the Brony fandom kind of fed you a spoon full of bullshit on that stand point.

Another task that you found yourself obligated to carry out was to introduce the two to human cuisine. In simple terms, Celestia was less than pleased to find out that hacked-up animals are a regular human dietary piece. However, her hostility seemed to fade upon you informing her that humans are omnivores. She thanked you for elaborating. You then asked the two of them in either of them were hungry, to which you received a unanimous "yes". You whipped up a quick meal of three small salads, and set them at opposing ends of your kitchen table. One salad on one side, and two on another. You, then, seated yourself for a late-night meal. A late-night meal with two anthropomorphic horses. Indubitably, yes.

(I'd like to note that, for this section, the story will persist in past-tense. It will shift back to present-tense after this momentary recap of events is over)

You, Luna, and Celestia spent slightly over 30 minutes enjoying the salads that you had put together (Which were, in truth, nothing more than cherry tomatoes, shredded cheese, and lettuce mixed together.). After being asked if you had any drinks available, you presented the two of them with carbonated soda. Celestia seemed to take a swift liking to it, where as Luna did not seem to particularly enjoy it's mouth-burning levels of carbonation. Because of this, you simply gave her a glass of refrigerated orange juice.

The meal carried out pleasantly, with you being able to get passed who it was that you were eating with. The three of you conversed about several different subjects. Mainly human culture, Equestrian culture, and the situation at hand. The latter conversation subject led in to one of the notable points of the meal. You had (jokingly) questioned Celestia on whether or not she would follow through on her threats of persistent seduction attempts.

"Oh, I will, human." She said. "However, it's a bit too late, right now. Apparently, human and Equestrian time zones are different. It was only two in the afternoon when me and Luna had teleported here, and it's passed six AM, right now."

You gave a chuckle at the almost reassuring nature of her comment, and turned to Luna. You proceeded to ask her just what she thought of the human world, at the time.

"It certainly isn't as I had anticipated." She answered. "Mainly your species' usage of animals, as well as your baffling levels of technology. At least, baffling in comparison to my own world's technology."

You give an interested nod in response.

"Human..." Celestia said, lifting her can of soda away from her muzzle. "May I ask you an honest question?"

You gave her an okay.

"Would you..." She hesitated. "Have any interest in... Keeping on touch... after this ordeal is over?"

Puzzled by this inquiry, you asked her what it is that she meant.

"Well... I'm sure that the entirety of this situation has harbored many changes in the lives of every party involved... And it would be terrible to see it just... Finish."

You gave a sarcastic chuckle, assuring yourself that her statement was not said in a serious way. She replied to this by flashing you a broad look of disapproval. A kind of "What the fuck are you laughing at?" look. By this, you were able to gather that she was, in fact, not joking. You wiped your face clean of any sort of whimsey. You then tried your damnedest to formulate a quick, reasonable response. The best response that you could come up with was that "you'd think about it".

"Yeah... Okay..." Celestia replied, her face carrying a false smile.

The three of you then proceeded to carry out your meal. The remainder of the meal session went without conversation and socializing. The three of you simply carried out an uncomfortable, silent meal.

"H-Human?" Luna eventually came to say. "If it's not too much trouble, could I please take a brief shower in your bathroom?"

You gave a puzzled okay, before asking for clarification on why she needed a shower.

"Oh, it is quite simple." She replied. "Despite our absence from Equestria, I would still wish to keep up on at least a shred of my royal schedule. A nightly bathing, usually occurring at a much earlier hour than this, is a vital part of that schedule."

Not feeling any more need to question her, you gave her the okay. She thanked you, and took her leave. This is where you are, now. This story is back in present tense. Deal with it. Luna's absence seems to set off a light bulb in Celestia's head, as she cracks a sinister grin upon Luna's exit.

"Human, could you please... Take a brief exit from the kitchen?"

This question obviously spurs your suspicion. Without exiting eye-contact with her, you question Celestia on her motives.

"Oh well, I was just hoping that I would be able to make an attempt at preparing you a meal. A bit of a 'thank you' for your hospitality."

Not wanting to lower your guard, you ask her exactly what it is that she intends to "cook".

"I was planning on baking a cake. You do have the necessary ingredients, right?"

You inform her that a lack of cake ingredients is not the reasoning for you being hesitant to leave her alone in your kitchen. It's a combination of two aspects. One is that she'll most likely use this as an opportunity to attempt something vulgar, and the other is that she'll probably get herself killed in your kitchen.

"Human, how far back do you think Equestrians are? We know what ovens and refrigerators are! Plus, I've lived through countless wars in Equestria! I'm fairly certain that I can handle using a butter knife and an egg beater. You have to remember that I am immortal."

You have to give her that one. You decide to give her the benefit of the doubt. You give her the okay to use your utensils. You show her the appropriate drawers and cupboards to find whatever it is that she will need in, and you tell her to stay away from the microwave.

"Understood. Now, please, exit."

With this, you nod your head, and reluctantly exit the kitchen. Both Celestia and Luna are off partaking in their own activities, so you have a bit of time to do practically anything that you could usually do. You could watch television, or play a video game. You would go out and do something productive, but there are two anthropomorphic horses in your house. You're not going to leave them alone. You decide that the best thing to do is to get a bit more sleep. That way, if one of them does end up doing something cataclysmic, at least you'll be woken up by it. You lay yourself down on your living room sofa, and allow yourself to drift into sleep... Again.

"Human! Can you come to the kitchen for a second? I finished your cake!"

You are shocked into consciousness by this shout. You nearly roll off of your couch upon waking up, but you manage to catch yourself before you roll too far. You grumble under your breath. Why would Celestia need to wake you up to tell you that she finished your cake? Why couldn't she just put it on the counter until you wake up. You look at your cable box's built-in clock. It indicates that the time is only about 40 minutes after you had initially fallen asleep. How would she have been able to bake a cake in that time? You manage to dismiss this thought upon realizing that she holds the power of 1,000 suns in an appendage that protrudes from her forehead. You set out for the kitchen.

As you walk to the kitchen, you find yourself wondering what kind of cake Celestia has prepared for you. It's most likely just a white cake with vanilla frosting, as that is the only type of cake that your on-hand ingredients would allow to be baked. As you near your kitchen, you find your stomach grumbling. Maybe a bit of unhealthy chocolate is just what you needed after ingesting a plate of lettuce, cherry tomatoes, and shredded cheese. However, after you turn the corner to the kitchen, you find yourself being faced with something far from your initial expectations.

Celestia sits on one of your kitchen counters, her legs hanging lazily over the side. What is most surprising about this situation is, couldn't you guess? She is completely stripped naked. This must have been what she was talking talking about when had informed you that her attempts at seduction would be more vulgar that Twilight and Rarity's. Upon closer inspection, you're able to piece together that she has vanilla cake frosting covering her breasts' areolae, as well as her "sensitive spot." Before you can react to this horrifying scene, she speaks up.

"...But I've made a bit of a mess." She says, in continuation of the statement that had awoken you. Her tone of voice is extremely sultry. "If only someone could... Lick me clean."

You press your hand to your face, before swiftly pulling it away. You give a loud groan of frustration. You tell her to get off of your counter, to put her dress back on, and to get out of your kitchen.

"Human, I don't see why you're so annoyed. I warned you of my goals, as well as the measures that I was willing to go to to accomplish them." She says, her voice returning to it's normal tone.

You shout that what she is doing is not what you had imagined. What she is doing breaks all rules that could be broken. Your frustration with the situation overcoming you, you flash her the middle finger, and walk away.

"H-Human! Wait!" She shouts.

You ignore her, continuing to walk forward. As you walk passed your downstairs bathroom, you can hear what vaguely sounds like running water inside. By this, you're able to piece together that Luna is still inside. You wonder how she could possibly take a 45 minute long shower. You give a brief glace to the doorknob. Before you can look away, or continue walking, you're given an unpleasant surprise. The doorknob begins glowing a noticeably bright shade of yellow. By this, you are able to piece together that Celestia has placed her magic grip over it. You look back to see her poking her head around the corner. You shout at her to tell you just what she is doing. Before she responds, the bathroom door swings open.

Inside of the bathroom, Luna stands in the shower. Her mane is matted and waterlogged, and her fur drips water plentifully. Not wanting a repeat of your experience with Twilight Sparkle, you avert your eyes. Before you can walk away, you hear Luna shout.

"H-HUMAN! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!?"

You look back at her. You see her scrambling to cover herself, throwing one arm over her breasts, and the other over her nether regions. Before you can explain the situation, she lobs a bottle of soap at your head.

"G-GET OUT!!"

Now feeling frustrated with the both of them, you shout the first rebuttal insult that you can come up with. You shout that she should have used the shower curtain.

"IT IS NOT HUNG UP!!"

"WELL, GOOD!"

With this, you slam the door, and exit. You look back at Celestia, who seems to be shying away. You ask her a simple question: Just what exactly did she wish to accomplish with that?

"I was... Hoping that I could get Luna involved in this?"

You inform her that she did, before walking away. If Celestia plans to continue trying to seduce you, then she will have a hefty task on her hands. Until the three of you reconcile, you can rake your brain over just what you should say to Luna to explain why the bathroom door had opened while she was showering. For a bit, though, you'll continue finding yourself being angry at her. Not because she hit you with a bottle of liquid soap. Not because she didn't give you a chance to explain yourself.

It's because the bitch got your bathroom floor wet.

Shitty, Rushed, Feels Chapter.

(If this chapter seems rushed, I sincerely and thoroughly apologize. I've been CRAMMING to get this chapter, and the last one, finished before season four launches. I promise, though, chapter 4 will have a lot of heart and dick put into it. Just you wait.)

The time is twelve-thirty in the afternoon.This is due to the fact that Sonic Derpboom doesn't know any ways to begin chapters, outside of time skips. Approximately six hours have passed since your... "Interesting" experiences with Celestia and Luna, respectively. Since, you have been able to reconcile with Luna. After she had worked up the will to speak to you again, you were easily able to explain the circumstances that had led to you seeing her in the shower. She seemed surprisingly content with the fact that her sister had opened the bathroom door on her. You were just led to assume that occurrences of that nature are typical for her.

Celestia, on the other hand, was less easy to make up with. It was not the fact that you had gone off on her, and flipped her off, however. No, no. It was due to the fact that she had blamed you for what had transpired between the two of you. She claimed that, "if you had been more open to her advances", the situation that had led to this strife would not have transpired. You're not making the claim that you had gone completely without fault in that situation. However, Celestia's notion that it was entirely your fault doesn't bode well for your slight desire to reconcile with her.

Anyways, as previously stated, the current time is twelve and a half. It is far too late in the day for any attempts at falling back to sleep, so your options on how to spend your time are a bit exhausted. You would leave your home, and attempt to do something worth-while. However, Celestia has more than proven herself to be untrustworthy if left without supervision. What should you do, exactly? Well, you'll do what you do in circumstances like this. If all other options are exhausted, if you are bored of your conventional activities, then you can look at some really crazy shit on the internet. A lethargic jackass' way of spending the day.

You migrate yourself to the room of your house that your computer is located in. You boot up the device, and take a quick stop at each of your websites of preference. After you have checked your notifications and your messages on each respective site, you take a stop at YouTube. After a brief moment's shock brought upon by YouTube's new comments system, you type in the name of your favorite song and prepare to take a listen.

"Human?"

Of course. Just as you were about listen to your music of preference, Celestia rears her head into the room. You frustratedly place your hand on your forehead, and give a hostile "What?".

"Well..." She says, sheepishly. "I... Wanted to apologize for what transpired between me and you... Earlier today."

This proposition peaks your curiosity. True, the threat of Celestia's interest in seducing you still stands. However, at the moment, she seems genuinely timid. You give her the okay to enter the room.

"Thank you, human." She says, before pushing the door open.

Your eyes practically pop out of your head upon seeing her garb. She is still clad in her French maid outfit, of course. However, there are two extra additions to her outfit that strike you. The first, and most notable, is a pair of leg-length fishnet stockings that wrap up to her upper thighs, on either leg. Pink bands that seem to tightly constrict her thighs rest at the bases of either stocking. The other notable trait of her attire is a laced, black band that rests, tied around her neck. She looks like a legitimate French maid, at this point. You don't bother pointing out the new clothing items, as her explanation for their presence would most likely be something lecherous in nature. However, she seems to notice that you have been eying her new pieces of apparel.

"Oh, I bet that you're wondering why I'm wearing stockings and a necklace." She says. "Well, I figured that, after what had happened earlier, you'd like it if I covered myself a bit more."

You nod, not taking the time to waste breath on telling her that her new clothing items only serve to make her outfit even more provocative than it previously was.

"And, if it's any consolation, I actually did make you a cake, as a bit of an apology present. It's in the other room."

Before you can say anything, she steps out of the room. After a few moments have passed, she comes back, with her hands full. In one hand, she holds an unopened can of soda. On the other, a small, frosting coated cake rests on a paper plate. The cake is nothing impressive, seeming like something that you could buy in the Wal-Mart freezer section. However, it's a friendly gesture. Given who it's coming from, that's saying a lot. You thank her, and say that you appreciate the "gifts".

"It's no trouble, human. I'm glad that this was able to suffice as a make-up dish. I was hoping that me and you could share a drink while we ate it."

You fucking knew it. It is this statement that hints you on her intentions. There is absolutely no way that Celestia would present you with one soda to "share", unless she had lecherous intentions. You eyeball her for several moments, her facial expression being one of oblivious curiosity. After a few more moments of shared eye-contact, you allow her to enter the room. However, you certainly won't be letting your guard down.

"Thank you, human. I appreciate it." She says, warmly.

She enters the room, being careful not to drop the cake off of it's plate. Upon reaching your computer table, she begins shifting her head, back and forth between you and the computer table. It's clear that she is trying to figure out where to sit. You have absolutely no intentions of lifting yourself from your computer chair, and she seems to realize this. So, she simply perches herself atop your desk. She crosses her right leg over her left, and places her hands on her right leg's knee. A slightly lewd position, but nothing too risque.

Celestia cracks open the soda can, causing a familiar mix of fizzing and crackling to emanate from the cylindrical object. Before you can request a drink, Celestia begins to heartily guzzle the liquid. It's almost astonishing to think that the scantly-clad, soda chugging maid in front of you rules an entire country. After a short moment of watching her down your soda, she pulls the can away from her lips. You look at her, your facial expression being one that indicates displeasure.

"Oh, sorry about that. This stuff is really good." She says, forcing a laugh into her speech. "Do you want some?"

You sarcastically say that you were unaware of the fact that "sharing" a soda indicates splitting it amongst a group of people. You then say that she might as well finish it. She nods her head, and places the can on the desk beside her. After this, the two of you share about thirty seconds of awkward silence. Another short span of time passes, until Celestia finally speaks up.

"Y'know, human..." She says while eying you, warmly. "I appreciate everything that you've been doing for me and Luna."

You are puzzled by this statement. Is Celestia showing genuine compassion? You want to find out. You ask her what it is that she means.

"Well, your hospitality has been undying. Even though you've been thoroughly unwilling to give us what it is we came here for, you've still supplied us with food, drinks, and a place to stay. And, for that, I'd like to thank you."

You're dumbfounded. Celestia, the woman/mare/whatever the fuck you want to call her, who has donned a French maid costume, welcomed herself into your home, wasted your cake frosting on her private parts, and exposed her own sister to you, is thanking you for putting up with her shit. This is amazing. You had never once thought that there was anything to Celestia current mindset, outside of "How can I make this man have intercourse me?". You don't even know how to properly reply. After a bit of consideration, you give a calm "You're welcome".

"I'm glad that we were able to have a friendly conversation." She says, smiling that tilted-head-eyes-closed anime smile. "Now, would you like to share a bite of that cake with me?"

She then points to the aforementioned mini-cake, which she has since casually laid down, beside the half-empty soda. You give a hesitant yes. You're not really sure how you two are going to go about sharing a cake that's entirety can sit comfortably atop a half-moon cookie. You're even more unsure as to how the two of you are going to eat it, what with the lack of any nearby forks. You propose this thought to Celestia.

"Oh, human." She says, shaking her head. "Do you honestly think that I would be ignorant enough to bring a cake in here without any way of eating it?"

Before you can answer her question, she lifts up her outfit's frilly, white apron. This reveals that, underneath it, a large, singular pocket rests comfortably. You have two thoughts about this: One is "Who the actual fuck puts pockets on a skirt?", and the other is "Who the actual fuck puts a pocket on the front of anything, besides a shirt?". Regardless, Celestia proceeds to pull two plastic forks out of the pocket.

"Shall we?" She says, holding one of the two forks in front of you?

You give a mental shrug. Unless she's planning on intentionally dropping her portion of the cake onto herself, you don't see any ways that she could make this situation sexual. You nod your head, and grab the fork out of her hand. As you stand up to Spy-stab your fork into the cake, Celestia puts her hand out, halting you. Without saying a word, she proceeds to place the far-left point of her fork on the very edge of the cake. She then proceeds to insert it into the cake. Before you can object, and tell her that she is doing the exact same thing as what she did with the soda, her intentions become clear. She lightly places her hand on the opposing end of the cake, and begins sliding her fork though it. This effortlessly splits it into two halves. Within seconds, the cake is rendered to two, equally sized portions. One for each of you. She hands you your half, before smiling upon you.

"In case you were wondering, cake is my favorite dessert. I've mastered cutting it with more than just a knife." She says, her facial expression being one of self confidence.

You give a chuckle, before taking your half of the cake. You place it upon your computer desk, and plunge your fork into it. You lift a section of the dessert into your mouth, and take a bite. Not to your surprise, it's delicious. It's identity as a plain, white cake is masterfully disguised by what appears to be a brilliant mixture of chocolate chips and chunks of frosting in the batter. Ponies seem to have a knack for turning relatively simple desserts into heavenly delights.

"Do you like it?" Celestia asks.

You reply by informing her that you like it very much. You tell her that it is easily one of the greatest home-made cakes that you've ever eaten. This seems to brighten her facial expression.

"Glad to hear that you like it, human!" She says, cheerily.

She then proceeds to begin devouring her own half of the cake. This is where your conversation halts. For the next several minutes, the two of you stay in silence whilst downing your respective cakes. After she has finished her's, Celestia gives a yawn and a stretch.

"Ah... I'm really tired, human." She says, rather suddenly. "Do you have a place where I can lie down?"

You tell her that the best place would be on the living room couch. You then tell her that, if she is going to lie there, not to turn on the television. It would blow her bloody mind.

"Understood." She says, raising her hand to head-level.

With this, she begins walking towards the exit. You feel pleased. That was pleasant. There was no lechery. There was no seduction. There was no lewd behavior. The two of you simply shared a snack, and she left. It was simple and clean. Nothing went wro-

*Ca-chunk!*

Before you can finish your thought process, Celestia seems to intentionally knock the half-empty soda can off of it's perch on the desk with her tail. You know where this is going. You've seen enough of this to know where this is going.

"Oops..." She says, her tone of voice sultry. "Clumsy me. I'll get that."

As is to render all of what had just transpired null and void, she proceeds to pull a napkin out of her hidden pocket. Before you can object, she begins bending over to "clean the mess". Within moments, she is completely exposed to you. True, she is donning lace underwear, but it doesn't serve to censor much. She looks back at you, her eyes half-lidded. To add one last bit of salt to your open wound, she lifts her tail out of your way, leaving nothing out of your field of view.

This is it. It's coming. You can't stop it. You can feel your blood growing warm as your anger overtakes you. You cannot help it. You stand up, and ferociously shout "No". Upon hearing this, Celestia immediately stiffens up. She turns around to face you. You're not having any more of this.

You find yourself breathing heavily, almost like an enraged bull. You scream at her, the fact that what she has just done has sullied  a wonderful moment. That was the first time that the two of you had shared a genuinely pleasant moment, and you want her to know it.

"H-Human, I-I'm sorry-"

You cut her off with another shout of no. If she was sorry, she would not keep doing the same shit, over and over again. If she was sorry, she would take your feelings on the matter of you having sex with her into consideration before revealing herself to you. She is silent. Her facial expression is one of apologetic worry. Ignoring this, you proceed to ask her if she had actually meant any of the things that she had said. If she actually cared about the endless chances that you've given her.

"O-Of course I do, human!" She replies, sheepishly.

You give a sarcastic "Yeah", before telling her to get out of your computer room.

"W-What are you going to do?" She asks, fearfully.

You sarcastically say that you're going to look up how to make glue. This seems to scare her out of the room, as she exits without haste. After she is gone, you give a sigh. You really want to enjoy having them with you. You want to feel like you've earned something. You're living every brony's dream. However, you can't enjoy it, as you have a lustful bitch and a third wheel in place of what should be two loving companions.

Your lifee sucks like that, doesn't it?

The "Even More Bizarre (and Longer than All of Maid 1), but Hopefully Less Lazy than the First Finale" Finale

You sit in your bedroom, slouched over the foot of your bed. Your legs hang off of the bed, allowing your feet to touch the floor, below. Your elbow rests on your knee, your upward-pointing arm acting as a rest for your head. In short, you look like a human recreation of The Thinker. Appropriate, given your reasoning for being in this position. You had entered your bedroom with the intention of giving consideration to the nature your current situation. To your knowledge, you are the first person in history who has been gifted personal contact with a "fictional" character. You're practically living every member of the Brony fandom's dream, as well as living every clopper's wet dream. Maybe your previous outburst at Celestia had been in bad taste. Maybe you should be more open to the situation. After all, Celestia had chosen you, out of every male in the world, to be the subject of Twilight and Rarity's studies. If she had not done this, you'd just be a normal guy.

*Knock! Knock! Knock!*

As if to render everything that you have just spent time considering null-and-void, you hear a knocking at your door. You give an irritated sigh, before vocally granting whoever it is that stands on the other side of the door permission to enter. The door creaks open. You prepare to see Celestia's white coat and neon rainbow mane enter the room. However, you're pleasantly surprised to see that it is Luna who is entering. You greet her with a pleasant "hello". She, however, does not return your pleasantry. She seems somewhat angry.

"Hello, human." She says, sternly. "May I have a word with you?"

Picking up on her noticeable irritation, you give a confused "yes".

"I have just spoken with Celestia. She seemed to be thoroughly concerned for her safety, and stated that you were the reason for this. Would you care to explain?"

You give a sigh. It figures that Celestia would run to Luna over your outburst at her. Knowing her, Celestia had probably grossly exaggerated the details of your confrontation with her. She had most likely made you seem like a monster, and made herself seem like an innocent victim.  You realize that there is no way out of this situation. Luna wants answers, and you have to supply them. You begin informing her of everything that had recently transpired between you and her sister. The cakes, the soda, your conversation with Celestia, the action of her's that had led to your outburst, and the outburst itself. Luna listens intently, nodding her head with every passing sentence.

"You had threatened her life?" Luna asks.

You inform her that your comment on "learning how to create glue" was more of a way of getting Celestia to exit the room, than it was a legitimate threat. In an effort to acknowledge your fault in saying this, you state that you realize how it could be taken as a threat. Luna seems to be satisfied with your answers.

"Okay, human." She says, seemingly dismissing her strict demeanor. "I am sorry for prosecuting you."

You tell her that it is okay, and that there are no hard feelings between the two of you.

"Indeed. I shall allow you to continue doing whatever it is that you were doing, prior to my entrance." She says, before exiting the room.

You give a satisfied breath. You have officially remedied a situation that you didn't even know existed. True, it was notably surreal of Luna to just walk in, question you, and walk out. However, it's nothing that will cause you to lose any sleep. Speaking of sleep, you suddenly find yourself growing both physically, and mentally tired. This may have something to do with the fact that you were awoken (with a hangover) at three in the morning.

Regardless, you're incredibly tired. You stretch and give a yawn. You give brief consideration to the possible repercussions that could come with falling asleep. The only aspect of the situation that makes you hesitant to fall asleep is the lingering threat of Celestia's lustful pursuit. While it is true that there is a fairly large chance of you awakening to find Celestia sitting on your face, you're a bit too exhausted to care.

You motion yourself further up on your bed. You then proceed to lay your head down, onto your pillows. After several moments of hesitation, you allow yourself to close your eyes. You pull your sheet over your figure, and sprawl into an ideally comfortable position. You give yourself one last chance to consider the potential risks of falling asleep. After you have convinced yourself that Celestia poses no threat to your home, you allow yourself to blissfully drift into sleep.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

You're shocked into consciousness by an ear-splitting beeping noise. Being groggy from your sudden awakening, your first thought is that the noise is emanating from your alarm clock. You turn to it. You are unpleasantly surprised to see that the clock's alarm is not set. By this, you're able to easily piece together just what the sound that you're hearing is. It is a sound that you have heard in several other contexts. Overcooking food, leaving the bathroom door open during hot showers, et cetera. The noise that you're hearing is one that you never hope to hear. It's your house's bloody smoke detector! Upon making this realization, you jump off of your bed.

You knew it! You always knew it! You knew that Celestia and Luna would end up burning down your house! You never should have left them alone! Continuing in this mental rant, you grab your cell phone off of your mantle. Upon setting out for your doorway, your senses are almost immediately assaulted by a thick scent of smoke. The scent, while not being enough to bring upon coughing or nausea, is more than enough to alert you of the presence of fire in your abode. You begin dialing 911 into your phone, before setting out for your front door.

As you run down your stairs, the scents of smoke and burning substances become far more abundant. This clarifies that your house is, in fact, on fire. Feeling fearful for yourself, your home, and the royal twins, you prepare to press the "Send Call" button of your cell phone. While the device is still ringing, you call out Celestia and Luna's names. You receive no reply, leading you to believe that the two of them have met an unpleasantly fiery fate. As you near your kitchen, you are faced with an extremely heavy wall of heat. By this, you're able to piece together that the fire is in that room. You turn the corner, expecting to see a gruesome scene. You are, however, shocked by what you see.

Celestia and Luna stand, very much alive, in your kitchen. Next to Celestia, your oven sits, in an immediately noticeable condition. The device expels a large inferno of smoke and outward-projecting flames. This makes it apparent that the fire that had caused your smoke alarm to blare originates from there. The kitchen is filled with thick smoke. This smoke carries a distinct, almost foreign scent. A scent that have never picked up before. The smoke fills the kitchen, causing the room to take on a gray-blue tint.The fire, however, appears to be unable to spread beyond it's current position. A closer look at Celestia reveals the cause of this.

Celestia appears to be quelling the blaze with her magic, effectively preventing it from further spreading. Meanwhile, on the opposing side of the kitchen, Luna stands over your sink. Said appliance appears to be on, as it's faucet pours a downward stream of water. Luna, standing in front of the sink, is utilizing her magic in such a way that allows her to grab hold of the water. This is evident by a large, glowing glob of water that rests at the bottom of the sink.

"L-Luna!" Celestia shouts, still holding the blaze back. "Water!"

"On it, Celestia!" Luna replies.

With this, Luna uses her magic to lift the large mass of water into the air. Without releasing a drop, Luna totes the liquid marvel to Celestia. The glob is then taken over by a bright yellow glow, indicating that Celestia has taken hold of it. Celestia then lowers the water to the oven door's level. Without hesitation, she tosses the liquid into the oven. After a large quantity of smoke dispels from the oven, the room clears. The fire has been extinguished.

Celestia and Luna both pant heartily, indicating their apparent exhaustion. Their physical appearances both display the act that they had just committed. Celestia's usually snow-white coat is scorched in several places, and is noticeably stained with spots of soot and sweat. Luna's coat is in similar condition, albeit, to a considerably lesser degree of visibility. This is probably due to a mixture of her darker coat, as well as her distance from the fire, in comparison to Celestia.

You turn off your phone, and gently lower it into your pocket. You can't bring yourself to speak. You're absolutely stunned silent. Though, this is not due to unpleasant shock, as previous situations of this nature have been. No, this time, your inability to speak stems from pleasant surprise.  Based on the actions that the two of them have already displayed, you would have never considered that Celestia and Luna would be willing to put themselves at physical risk with the purpose of saving your life and house. Your bliss, however, is only momentary.

The two of them notice you, probably being able to dismiss the situation that had just transpired after having dealt with it. Celestia motions her hand upward, signalling that she intends to speak. However, as soon as she opens her mouth, her progress in vocalizing is immediately halted by a vicious sounding cough. Celestia pulls her hand to her mouth as multiple hacking attempts at speaking exit her throat.

Feeling as if you shouldn't be standing around, you rush to Celestia's side. She continues ferociously coughing. Luna places one hand on her back, and the other on her stomach. This is in an effort to prevent her sister from falling over. This action doesn't help much, as Celestia's limbs and head still proceed to fall limp. Upon reaching her, you immediately place Celestia's arm around the back of your neck. With Luna's assistance, you proceed in an effort to assist the now-silent Celestia on a walk to the living room.

When the three of you reach the room, you lay Celestia down on the couch.  Now seemingly unconscious, Celestia's breathing is unpleasant and gasp-filled. You turn to Luna. You ask her just what had happened in the kitchen, prior to your arrival.

"I-I do not know, human!" She fearfully replies. "I was in this room, reading one of your books, when I smelled smoke! Shortly after, I heard Celestia call my name. Her tone of voice led me to believe that the situation was urgent, but I never would have expected something like this to happen! I am incredibly sorry, human!"

Turning away from Luna, you give a worried groan. You look back at Celestia, who's breathing has appeared to have steadied. You kneel down, so that your head is level with Celestia's torso. You then proceed to grab Celestia's hand, which limply hangs off of the side of the couch. You close your eyes, and cup your hands around Celestia's hanging hand. You then proceed in a prayer-like action.

While you don't directly pray to any entity, you do proceed in a sort of directionless plead for Celestia's safety. You apologize for anything that you may have said or done to her. You then proceed to say that, if Celestia walks away from this ordeal alive, you will do whatever it is that she wants with her. You once again apologize, before concluding your prayer with a final plead for Celestia's safety. Luna eyes you, seemingly in an effort to not tear up. Before any more actions between you or Luna can be made, the two of you are given a surprise.

Celestia's hand seems to lift itself out of your grasp, before motioning itself to the back of your head. It then proceeds to gently caress the back of your head. Surprised by this, you look up at Celestia's face. While her eyes are still closed, a blissful smile is washed over her face. After several seconds of silence between the three of you, Celestia gently opens her eyes, and speaks up.

"D-Did you really mean the things that you said, human?" She asks, weakly.

Overtaken by joy, you proceed to wrap your arms around Celestia. You then pull her in for a hug. Luna, finally allowing herself to break into tears, proceeds to join the hug.

"Oh, Celestia! Thank goodness! I thought that you were gone!" Luna lets out, her arms wrapped around her sister from the side that opposes your position.

"T-Thank you, Luna." Celestia says, seemingly taken back by her sister's joyous reaction to her consciousness. "How long was I out for?"

"Only about five minutes, sister, but that doesn't matter!" Luna responds, ecstatically. "You were covered in burns and soot, and you were coughing, and you collapsed, and my Faust! I am glad that you're okay!"

You can't help but feel touched at the sight of Princess Luna, the usually illustrious, well-mannered royal party being reduced to such an emotional state by the situation that she has just been presented with. Celestia lets out a pleasant chuckle. She thanks Luna for her care, before turning to you.

"Human... Did you really mean all of those things that you said?" She asks, staring into your eyes.

You give a sigh, before looking down at the floor. You give moment's consideration to every event that has transpired since the moment that you had first encountered Celestia and Luna. After considering just about everything that Celestia has been willing to do for you, you tell her that, as long as she is alive, you meant it.

"Wonderful." Celestia says, warmly smiling.

What Celestia proceeds to do takes both you, and Luna, for a loop. Celestia stands up, pulling herself out of your and Luna's embrace. She then proceeds to put a hand out, towards your head. The words that follow this action serve to both surprise, and unpleasantly shock you.

"Would you care to accompany me in a walk to your bedroom?" Celestia says, her hand directly in front of your face.

After your eyes shift between Celestia's hand and face several times, you manage to shake off the unexpected feeling of surprise. Upon realizing what Celestia is implying, you realize the gravity of what you had previously said. Saying that you would do whatever it is that Celestia wants if she remains alive technically means that you have agreed to have sex with her. You react to this realization by standing up, and silently backing away.

You proceed in an effort to conjure up an excuse to get out of having sex with Celestia. You can only think of two half decent reasons to not do so. The first of which is that Celestia, after having her lungs filled with smoke, may not be physically up to enduring such a workout. You propose this thought to her.

"Oh, human. I've taken worse hits before." She says, ruling out that excuse. "I appreciate your concern, though."

Your other ideal excuse is that you do not wish to leave your home's downstairs floor unattended, at the risk of the fire having unforeseen consequences of follow-up incidents. This excuse was, obviously, far more flawed than it's predecessor. This is why you had waited until after Celestia had shot down your initial idea to propose it.

"I don't think that'll be a worry." Celestia says, shaking her head. She then proceeds to turn to her sister. "Right, Luna?"

You hope that Luna will pick up on your disinterest, and go along with your excuse. However, she fails to do so.

"Indeed, sister." Luna says, in response to Celestia's previous statement. "As long as you remain adequate in health, I can keep watch over the downstairs level of this house."

After hearing Luna's agreement, Celestia turns to you. Lacking in any hesitation, she proceeds to take hold of your hand. She looks you in the eyes, her own being half-lidded.

"So..." She says, smiling seductively. "Shall we?"

Making the realization that there are absolutely no feasible ways to avert Celestia's interest or back out of the situation, you give a submissive sigh. There really is no way to avoid the inevitable sex, at this point. Celestia had stated upon arrival that she would do anything necessary to ensure sex with you. And, apparently, nearly dying in an act of utmost humbleness is categorized under necessary. Taking her soot-stained coat into account, you ask her if she would like to take a shower before the two of you "do the deed", or if she would like to just migrate directly upstairs.

"Oh, I'd love to take a shower..." She says, giving you hope that you'll have a bit more time before having to 'embrace' her. However, her next action proceeds to crash these hopes downward.

Celestia proceeds to place the hand of her's that isn't holding your hand on your outer thigh. Before you can question this action, she proceeds to place a tight grip upon your thigh. A lecherous grin washes over her face.

"...If you'd be kind enough to join me." She says concluding her previous statement.

That was not the reply that you had expected, at all. As such, you're a bit taken back by it. After giving it a moment's consideration, you decide that you do not wish to shower with Celestia. Something about that thought of repeatedly slapping against a coat of waterlogged fur doesn't seem particularly inviting. That being said, you inform Celestia that you'd rather just go straight to your bedroom.

"Sounds like a plan." Celestia chuckles, before tightening her grip on your hand. "Shall we?"

Taking one last breath of dignity, you nod your head. This seems to greatly excite Celestia, as she gives a wide grin upon you committing this action. Before beginning you walk to your bedroom, you turn to Luna. You tell her that you appreciate her proper behavior, throughout the whole of your encounters with her.

"Thank you, human. Now... I shall let you two... Have your fun." Luna replies, obviously attempting to avoid being blunt in her speech.

Before you can reply to Luna's statement, Celestia speaks up.

"Yeah, yeah. Thanks Luna." She says, dismissively. She then turns to you. "So, human, can we please set out?"

You can't help but give a chuckle at how quick Celestia was to completely disregard her sister's indirect input on the situation. After this moment has passed, you inform Celestia that the two of you may begin on a walk to your bedroom.

"Perfect..." Celestia hisses, seductively.

Upon this statement being made, the two of you begin setting out for your bedroom. As soon as the walk begins, a noticeable amount of excitement seems to wash over Celestia. Strangely, it does not appear to be sexual excitement. She seems giddy and jumpy, to an almost childlike degree. Her noticeable excitement acts as a good testament to just how much she has been wanting it.

As the two of you approach your staircase, Celestia's visible levels of want grow to an almost plain-as-day level of obviousness. She seems jittery. In addition to this, the hand of her's that grips yours seems to be shaking, erratically. Her face carries a large, unhidden smile. Her eyes appear to be staring into space, not focusing at all on any specific object. Lastly, her wings are fully erect. In short, Celestia is really excited to get laid.

The two of you reach your staircase. Upon this occurring, you briefly halt your progress in walking. You take one last chance to contemplate the nature of your current situation. This hesitation is only momentary, however. Celestia begins impatiently tugging on your arm after a few short moments have passed. This reenforces her completely non-shrouded desires. Realizing that you shouldn't keep her waiting any longer, you begin walking her up the stairs. After what feels like seconds, the two of you find yourselves directly in front of your door. Before you can open it, however, Celestia speaks up.

"Human?" She says, grabbing your attention. "I'd... Just like to thank you for doing this for me. I know that it's not exactly the most desirable act for you to commit, so I appreciate you being willing to do it for me."

This emotional thanking certainly threw you off. You do not, however, want to show that. So, you simply say that she is very welcome. You follow this up by jokingly saying that you guess that she was right. She said that she'd be able to persuade you into sex, and she did. Celestia's response to this statement comes in the form of a simple nod. After this moment has passed, you allow yourself to open your bedroom door. Before you can enter, you feel Celestia release your hand from her grip. A quick look back at her reveals her motives for doing this.

Before even entering your bedroom, Celestia has begun removing her clothing. Or, rather, she has begun removing her top. After barely a moment has passed,  her outfit's top has been removed. She lazily tosses it aside, allowing it to land on the floor. This leaves a black, lace brassier as her upper body's only form of covering. The garment's dark coloration clashes in a strangely perfect way with Celestia's white coat of fur. Seemingly without any hesitation, Celestia begins unhooking said brassier.

You are incredibly taken back by this. You can feel blush growing in your face as Celestia nonchalantly exposes herself to you. Trying to find a proper vocal reaction to what it is that you are being presented with, you can only find yourself able to ask Celestia if she would like to wait until she is inside of your bedroom to do what she is doing.

"Oh, what's wrong, human?" She says, pseudo-mockingly. "It's nothing that you haven't seen before...~"

With this, she swiftly removes her brassier, and tosses it aside. With her breasts now completely exposed to you, Celestia proceeds to throw her arms behind her back. This is clearly in an effort to make her breasts "pop out", so to say. One thing that you can't help but notice is that Celestia's areolae are a surprisingly human-like shade of pink. It's actually a bit surreal. As you can't stop yourself from gazing at the two protrusions, your face begins growing increasingly warm. It doesn't take you terribly long to realize that you are blushing, intensely.

"Oh, my, human!" Celestia sultrily exclaims. "You're growing a bit red. You should lay down~"

Upon saying this, Celestia begins a sultry strut towards you, Knowing that there is absolutely no point in doing so, you do not attempt to shy away. When she is within an arm's length of you, she takes a hold of your shirt with both of her hands. She pulls you in close, causing your own chest to collide with her uncovered breasts. She flashes you a wink, before carelessly pushing you away.

You stagger backwards, until eventually colliding with your bed. Upon the back of your legs meeting your bed, you trip backwards unto it. After you topple onto your bed, a sinister smile emerges over Celestia's face. Using a sultry walk cycle that serve's to draw attention to her legs, Celestia begins to motion towards you. Upon reaching the bed, she lifts a leg into the air. Balancing herself on one foot, Celestia proceeds to lightly kick you into a laying position with her raised leg. She then, without hesitation, jumps on top of you. Before long, she lays herself down, atop you. Celestia swiftly spreads her legs and take hold of your shirt.

"You have no idea how much I've been wanting this, human..." Celestia lustfully lets out.

Before you can reply, Celestia lowers her head. This causes her mouth to collide with yours. Celestia pulls you in for a passionate tongue kiss. Realizing that you have no other choice, you go along with the kiss. Celestia lustfully moans as your tongue moves in harmony with her's. Oddly enough, you can taste a slight hint of smoke on Celestia's breath. You had figured that awaking from her brief moment of unconsciousness had ceased the fire's affliction of her body. You can't deny that Celestia seems to be enjoying the kiss far more than you. However, she almost died for you. You're only inclined to do what she did that for. After several more moments of orally conjoined "bliss" pass, Celestia pulls her head away.

"Mmm... Human, that was incredible. Your tongue is incredibly soft..." Celestia exclaims. "I can't wait to feel it in other places~"

Your uncomfortableness with the situation grows considerably upon Celestia making this statement. You certainly won't let her know this, though.

"For now, though, I'll let you have a bit of fun...~"

Upon saying this, Celestia begins crawling down the bed. Motioning herself further down her body, she looks up at you. Her face carries an interesting mix of lust and seductiveness. It really is an intriguing combination. After a few moments of Celestia's motioning pass, she ceases moving. You quickly realize that this is because of her placement. Her head is directly parallel to your manhood. Celestia looks up at you, a hazy smile on her face, before looking back down.

Celestia slowly reaches down, grabbing the base of your pants with one hand. Before long, she begins gently pulling the garment downward. Upon her pulling the your pants passed your manhood, your intended-to-be-hidden arousal becomes plain as day. Celestia seems to notice this.

"Oh, my... Excited, are we?" She asks, sultrily. "Let's see what we can do about that..."

After saying this, Celestia takes hold of your boxers. She begins pulling them down in the same manner that she had with your pants. After pulling them beyond your manhood, Celestia's eyes widen. She seems to be utterly astounded by the sight of your anatomy. Though, it seems to be a pleasant shock, as her lustful smile remains of her face. Before long, she begins motioning her head downward.

"Ready human~?" She asks, her head inches from your rod.

You don't reply, a notion that she simply shrugs off with a chuckle. Lacking in any sort of hesitation, Celestia proceeds to open her mouth. Following this act, she lightly bites down on the tip of your rod.

"Alright, here we go...~" She sultrily exclaims, through her closed teeth.

You close your eyes as you brace for whatever it is that Celestia has planned. Both your and Celestia's breathing intensifies as Celestia slowly motions her tongue downward. After a few moments, you can feel her tongue gently hovering about a fraction of an inch away from your tip. Celestia is going all out on this one, and there is nothing that you can do to stop her.

"H-Human? Celestia?"

This unexpected speech rips Celestia's attention away from you, and you attention away from Celestia. Celestia pulls her head away from your waste, and looks to the front of your bedroom. You follow the latter act. Upon looking to the front of your bedroom, the two of you are utterly surprised to see none other than Princess Luna timidly standing, gazing at the two of you. She must have entered without you and Tia noticing.

"L-Luna!" Celestia shouts, obviously shocked by her sister's unannounced presence. In reaction to seeing her sister, Celestia jumps off of you and throws her arm over her breasts. "What are you doing in here!?"

Wondering the same thing, you ask Luna the same question. Albeit, you ask it in a considerably more polite manner. Luna hesitates before answering. Once she does answer, she does so incredibly sheepishly.

"Well, while I was downstairs, I could not help but... 'Consider' what would be occurring, up here." Luna says, sheepishly. "I could not rid the thoughts of what you and my sister would be doing up here from my head."

"What are you implying?" Celestia asks, her tone of voice filled suspicion.

"Well..." Luna gulps. "As I said, I could not void those lecherous thoughts from my mind. I tried reading, I tried lying down to relax, I even tried to operate the human's television. All to no avail. Through all of my efforts, I could not cause those images to cease playing in my mind. The reason that I came up here is that, as much as I hate to admit it..." Luna hesitates to finish her statement. "The thoughts... excited... me..."

"Wait..." Celestia begins. "Are you saying that the thought of me and the human having sex aroused you!?"

In response to this question, Luna timidly nods her head, while shying away. A noticeable blush is washed over her face. Picking up on her hint, you ask Luna why this feeling prompted her to come upstairs. She seems nervous and hesitant to respond.

"I was... Hoping that I could... Partake in the same type of activity that you and my sister were about to partake in..."

You and Celestia are both incredibly taken back by this statement. Bloody Princess Luna, the being who has been respectful, proper, couth, and a pleasant parallel to her sister's lecherous actions for the entirety of her presence in your realm, has just admitted to a desire to have sex with you. Why not? You ask her what exactly had brought upon this sudden change in character.

"I-I am not sure..." She begins, a tone of humiliation in her voice. "Part of me feels as if I have felt this way for my entire stay here, yet another part of me feels as if this thought cycle is unfamiliar. All that I can truly say is that watching you and Celestia walk upstairs so that you could engage in lecherous activities seemed to... Alter, so to say, my thought process."

"Well, go downstairs and put those fingers that I gave you to use!" Celestia shouts at her sister, after a bit of hesitation. "This is me and the human's time!"

"B-But sister!" Luna responds. "Could I not just-"

"No! Leave!" Celestia shouts, her voice filled with hostility. "We don't need you watching us."

After Celestia says this, she turns back to you. You look at Luna to see that her head is hung, seemingly out of disappointment. She slowly begins a walk to your door. Celestia nods at this action, before turning back to you. It almost disgusts you to see that Celestia can be so dismissive and cruel towards her blood sister.

"So, where were we?" Celestia sultrily asks, placing her index finger on your chest.

You tell Celestia to wait, before shouting for Luna. Celestia halts, a surprised look in her eyes. She then proceeds to pull away from you. Luna halts her walk, and turns to you.

"Yes, human?" Luna asks.

You tell Celestia to move. She does so, silently. You stand up, and begin a walk towards Luna. She gazes at you, curiously.   Once you reach her, you gaze into her eyes. You then proceed to place a hand on her shoulder. She doesn't seem to object to this action. She stares into your own eyes, expectantly. You ask her if she actually, truly does wish to have sex with you.

"I-If it is not too much trouble..." She replies, shyly.

You give a slight chuckle, before asking her a question that seems to both shock, and pleasantly surprise her. You ask her, a pleasant smile on your face, if she would like to accompany you on a walk to your bed. She doesn't seem to have any issue picking up on your hint. Her facial expression resembles that of a person who has just been told that they have received a mansion, free of cost; a mix of extreme delight and shock.

"D-Do you mean it, human?" Luna asks, seemingly trying to force back any visible excitement.

"Hey!" You hear from your bed, forcing your attention away from Luna.

You and Luna both look towards your bed. The two of you are greeted with the sight of Celestia, still topless, sitting atop your bed, looking comically irritated. Her face carries visible displeasure, and her arms are crossed. She almost resembles a pouting child. As if it wasn't obvious enough, you ask her just what has brought upon this visible bemusement.

"Human," She says, in a manner that indicates that she thinks you should know what she is about to say. "You walked me up here so that you could have sex with me! And then Luna waltzes up here, acting timid, and you set me aside for her!"

You give a sigh. Not only due to the fact that you are having an argument with a topless anthropomorphic horse over whether or not you should have sex with her, but also due to the fact that Celestia's reaction to your willingness to have sex with Luna means that you have to elaborate on that willingness. You ask her if she truly does wish to know why you have chosen to have sex with Luna, first off.

"Yes, human. I would like to know." She replies, stubbornly.

You sigh, once again. Celestia is about to hear some things that she would probably never want to hear, but she has brought it upon herself. You start by telling her that, up until her personal sacrifice during the fire, her actions during her stay have been, at the very least, uncouth.  She has been intolerable in her actions, and even more so in her interactions with you. She has acted as if she was the single most important thing around. She raises her hand, as if she is about to speak up. You cut her off by saying that, while that may be true in Equestria, she is far from divine while in your home. You then proceed to say that Luna's actions have practically been polar opposites of her's.

"What are you saying?" Celestia asks, visible offense on her face.

You tell her that, for the duration of her stay, Luna has been a pleasant parallel to her. Luna has been couth, humble and respectful. In short, she has acted in a pleasant manner. She has been pleasant to be around. You add that, above all else, Luna has been considerate of your feelings. Luna had never attempted to seduce you. She had never intentionally exposed herself to you. She had never spoken in a sultry tone of voice, or tried anything provocative. She has respected your interests and feelings towards the subject of having sex with the two of them. Celestia doesn't attempt to deny this statement. She sits, an unsure look washed over her face. Realizing that you have cornered her, you ask her to get off of your bed. She does so, without argument. She seats herself on the floor, beside your bed. You then turn to Luna. You charismatically ask her if she would like to walk to the bed with you.

"I-I would enjoy that, very much..." She replies, blushing and shyly smiling.

With this, you put out a hand. Luna sheepishly takes a hold of it with her own. The two of you then set out on a walk for your bed.

"This really is unfair, human." Celestia pouts as you and Luna near your bed. "I mean, I almost died for you!"

You say that you know this, and that it is the reason for your intentions to have sex with her after you are finished with Luna. This statement seems to quell any of Celestia's existing hostilities. You then turn to Luna. You ask her, in the most polite manner that you possibly can, if she would shed her clothing. She seems momentarily taken back by this question. However, her confusion swiftly fades. This is most likely due to her realizing that one can't have sex whilst fully clothed.

Luna's blush grows as she places her hands on the bottom of her top. She slowly, seemingly self-consciously begins pulling her shirt over the length of her body. Upon it passing her breasts, it becomes instantly apparent that she is wearing a snow-white  brassier. Similarly to Celestia's black undergarments, it clashes flawlessly with the coloration of her coat. After she has pulled the top completely off of her body, she seems to notice that you are eyeing her breasts. You certainly are not doing this intentionally. It is practically a gut reaction to what you are being presented with.

"H-Human!" She exclaims, embarrassed. "Wait for a bit."

You apologize for unintentionally violating her privacy. She nods her head, before placing her hands on the base of her skirt. She nervously eyes you as she begins pulling down her skirt. Her cheeks are filled with blush.

"You know, human," She begins. "This would be much easier for me if you could do the same."

This statement reminds you of the fact that you've remained almost fully clothed for the entire duration of your time in your bedroom. So, not wanting to make Luna any more uncomfortable than she already is, you begin finishing what Celestia had previously started. You begin shedding the clothes of yours that Celestia hasn't already removed. You remove your shirt, causing Luna's eyes to pop at the sight of your abdomen. Next up, you drop your pants. Luna quickly follows this action with her own skirt. When the garments hit the floor, you kick them aside. Not dissimilar to your previous eyeing of Luna's breasts, she doesn't seem to be capable of pulling her eyes away from the unhidden bulge that rests underneath your boxers.

"Well..." Luna says, flicking her wrist in a manner that displays her eagerness to behold your 'anatomy'.

You tell her that you'll remove your underwear if she does so with her's. This seems to spark a fire in her mind, as she begins swiftly unhooking her brassier. After it has been removed, Luna's upper body is entirely exposed to you. Similarly to Celestia's, Luna's areolae are a bright, human-like shade of pink. This is far more apparent on Luna, as her coat is considerably darker in coloration than Celestia's. Not wasting any more of your time, Luna swiftly drops her underwear. She seems to have lost every shred of humility upon you telling her that you'd reveal yourself to if under the condition of her doing the same to you. After her underwear hit the floor, the thought of being completely exposed to you seems to sink into her mind. Her shy demeanor returns, and a blush washes over her face. Still, this doesn't seen to hinder her anticipation for you to remove your underwear.

"W-Well, human..." Luna says, eagerly. "Remove your remaining garb."

You give a chuckle at how purely eager Luna seems to behold your private anatomy. You jokingly refer to her as "Your Majesty", before gripping your underwear. As quickly as you took hold of them, you drop the undergarment. Luna's eyes widen and her blush grows upon her observing your manhood. You once again chuckle due to how surprised Luna seems by the appearance of your genitalia. You then proceed to ask her if she would like to lay down on the bed.

"I-I'd love to..." She let's out, a tone of embarrassment in her voice.

Upon saying this, Luna gently perches herself atop your bed. She lays herself on her back, crosses her arms over her stomach, and spreads her legs. She doesn't seem to be incredibly comfortable presenting herself to you, but she also doesn't seem to be against doing it. You begin climbing atop the bed. However, before you can lay yourself above Luna, she puts an arm out.

"W-Wait, human!" She shouts, halting your efforts to lay atop her. "M-May I be so bold as to... Propose an ideal position?"

...Oh. You're a bit taken back by this. It genuinely comes as a surprise to you that Princess Luna, who has displayed a proper and couth demeanor for the entirety of the time that you have known her, has a preferred sexual position. Regardless of this, you're not going to keep her from proposing it. You tell her to go ahead.

"Thank you, human." She says.

With this, Luna begins rolling herself over, onto her stomach. After she is on her stomach, she proceeds to lift herself up, on her hands and knees. Lastly, she turns herself around, so that her rear end is pointed in your direction. Based upon all of these actions, you are able to make a conclusion. Holy mother of all things holy, Luna wants anal. This... Was unexpected.

"W-Would this be acceptable?" She asks, incredibly timidly.

After giving a quiet laugh at the thought of Princess Luna preferring anal sex over other, more traditional means, you tell her that her preferred position will be more than acceptable. She doesn't respond to this, only smiling a self-conscious smile and turning away from you. You perch yourself directly behind her. She closes her eyes, seemingly in anticipation of what is to come. As you begin preparing to partake in the activity that you are about to partake in, you turn to Celestia. She gazes, intently at the two of you, her hand resting on the front of her underwear. You shout her name.

"Y-Yes, human?" She replies, clearly stricken by your acknowledgement of her.

You tell her to pull her hand away from her waist. She does so, without argument. She looks at you, a puzzled look on her face. This face alone sums up any questions that she could be asking about why you have told her to cease her previous action. You tell her that you do not want to see her touch herself once while you are 'embracing' Luna. You say that, if she does, you will not touch her.

"W-What!? Why!?" She asks, seeming legitimately upset over this.

The degree of Celestia's visible outrage with this statement is almost comical. You answer her question by saying that Luna is her sister. Masturbating to her having sex would practically be incest. You add that, if she can display enough self control to watch you and Luna engage in this type of act without doing something like it, herself, then she truly does deserve to have sex with you. She doesn't verbally respond to this statement. Instead, she simply sits still, mouth agape for several moments. Eventually, she settles with this thought, and begins grumbling under her breath. You manage to make out the word "unfair" repeatedly in her barely audible rant.

You once again turn to Luna. You ask her if she is ready.

"I have been, human..." She says, staring back at you.

You give an out loud "Alright", before placing both of your hands on either of Luna's 'flanks'. She looks away from you, closes her eyes, and moans in anticipation as you lean in closer to her. The moment that your tip touches her outer walls, she exhales a large quantity of air, incredibly quickly. Not wanting to keep her waiting any longer, you begin gently slipping your rod in between her walls. Your intention, at the moment, is only to gauge how deep you can actually go. Luna doesn't seem to care, though. She lets out an elongated moan of bliss as you push further and further into her.

After you have hit her deepest depths, you pull out. This seems to disappoint her, as she lets out a whimper of desire upon you exiting her canal. Not wanting to leave her unsatisfied, you forcefully push back in, colliding with her core at full force speed. This causes her to lurch forward, and let out a loud, seemingly pained, cry. Realizing your mistake, you quickly pull back You then ask her if you had hurt her.

"N-Not at all, human!" She says, surprising you. "By all means, continue that!"

Taken back by Luna's sudden and unexpected acceptance of what you had just done, you shake your head. After having shaken off what you have just been presented with, you once again re-enter her. Using all of your force, you begin pushing and pulling in and out of her, in a piston like motion. Every pump of your waste is greeted with a loud, passionate moan or cry. Luna grips the sheets of your bed and grits her teeth as your piston-like pumping grows faster.

After several more minutes of this repeated action, Luna seems to lose control of her composure. Her moans grow into borderline screams, and her body begins motioning in sync with your pumps; pushing back, towards you upon your forward thrusts, and pulling away in reaction to your outward thrusts. Seemingly instinctively, Luna begins lowering her upper body towards the bed, and raising her lower body for you. After a few moments of this, Luna's head is pressed against the bed, while her rear is pointed upward, her tail flapping in sync with the action that is going on underneath it. Luna's wings spread, and quickly begin flapping in a seemingly uncontrollable fashion.

You have to say, you never would have thought that you would be doing what you are doing right now. You never would have imagined that you'd be atop your bed, lancing an anthropomorphic Princess Luna. You would have thought that an anthropomorphic Princess Celestia would be a consenting witness to this action, even less. Speaking of which, you look back at Celestia.

Celestia seems visibly uncomfortable. It does not seem to be emotional uncomfortableness, though. It appears to be physical uncomfortableness. This is most likely due to her natural desires to pleasure herself to what she is observing. It appears that she is forcibly keeping her legs closed, and fighting everything that she wants to do in a preventive effort to keep herself from touching herself. You witness her lift her left arm. This causes you to think that she has reached her breaking point, However, she swiftly combats this by using her right arm to push her left back down. Every now and again, you see her repeat this action. The lengths that she is going to to prevent herself from masturbating really are incredible. They really do show how desperately she wants to have sex with you. This thought causes a devilish idea to pop into your head.

You want to make the situation even more difficult for Celestia. You wish to find a method of making the notion of not masturbating even more unbearable for her. You look down at Luna, who appears to have grown used to what you could only assume was slight pain from your rhythmic pumping. You give consideration to just what you could do to drive Celestia wild. Thinking about it, you remember that Celestia is a bit on the sadistic side. By this, you piece together the perfect action.

You pry one of your hands from the side of Luna's flank. She seems so lost in her pleasure, that she doesn't even notice this. You know, however, that she'll definitely notice what you do next. You once again look back at Celestia, before raising your hand into the air. Without halting the rhythmic pumping of your waste, you forcibly throw your hand back unto Luna's flank, in a powerful spank. The sound of your hand colliding with Luna's rear echos throughout the room. In reaction to the spank, Luna lets out a sudden yelp of pain. This yelp, however, quickly dissolves into another moan.

On the other side of the spectrum, Celestia seems to have been driven wild by this action (as was your intention). She let's out an uncomfortable moan, closes her eyes, and writhes back and forth.

"Oh, please human!" She shouts, a pleading tone in her voice. "Just let me rub it for five seconds! J-Just five seconds!"

You respond to this plead with an assertive "No". You say that she needs to display some self control. Celestia reacts to this statement with a hearty moan of desire. You then look at at Luna. You notice that one of her hands isn't gripping the bed's sheets, anymore. A quick look down displays why. Luna is, using a single hand, pleasuring herself beneath your girth. She appears to be merely teasing herself with a single finger. Regardless of her methods, you can tell that her pleasuring is getting her somewhere.

Luna is, to a noticeable extent, incredibly wet. Her fluids and sweat coat her inner thighs, and she appears to be spilling onto the bed, below. This unexpected result of the love that the two of you are sharing is probably a result of her receiving two forms of pleasure at once. As if it wasn't already blatantly apparent, Luna speaks up in an effort to inform you of how close she is.

"~Ooh~ H-Human! I-I can barely take any more! ~AH!~ I-I am so close! I-It feels like it's never going to ~OH!~ H-Happen!" Luna manages to get out in between moans.

You once again look down to see that Luna has abandoned her previously mentioned teasing, in favor of using all of her fingers at once. Her fingers in a sort of cone formation, Luna is repeatedly running the digits up and down her clitoris. She begins spreading her legs farther and farther, until her waist begins sinking downward. Her cries grow louder and louder as her fluids begin expelling in a much more ferocious manner.

"~OH!~ ~AAH~ H-Human!" Luna cries out. "T-This it it~ I-I cannot hold out any longer~ ~Aaaaaaaahh~"

Luna's body convulses as each wave of her orgasm washes over her. She begins grinding her rear end upward and downward as the rest of her body twitches and jerks, erratically. She gives out a wall-shaking wail as the release that she had craved dominates her body. After what seems like minutes of a continuous orgasm, Luna's apparent pleasure finally subsides. Her screams cease, her fluids stop releasing, and her twitching halts. You gently pull out, and allow her to collapse to the bed, below. You allow her, a love-soaked husk of what she had been several hours ago, to lay in that spot for several more minutes.

After a few minutes have passed, you gently tap Luna's shoulder. Her eyes are innocently closed and a satisfied smile is washed over her face. You almost don't want to disturb her. However, you and Celestia must do the deed, as well. So, you tap Luna's shoulder. Her eyes gently flutter open.

"Y-Yes, human..?" She says, weakly.

You jokingly say that it is time for her to get up. She seems to understand what you are saying, as she stands without argument.

"Ah, yes. I understand. You and my sister must do as we did. I wish you a pleasant time." Luna says. After some wobbles and staggers, Luna begins walking away. "H-Human, I am quite exhausted." She says. "M-May I rest on your living room sofa?"

You tell her that you have no issues with that notion.

"Thank you." She says. "Oh, and, human? You were fantastic."

With this, Luna grabs her discarded clothing off of the floor, exits your bedroom. Feeling satisfied with the fact that you are apparently masterful enough in sexual situations for a bloody divine entity to call your prowess 'Fantastic', you turn to Celestia. She eyes you, her own eyes filled with want. You say that the two of you can now do what she was been waiting for.

"That sounds wonderful, human." She says, lustfully. "However, could you turn around for me, for a second?"

Not sure as to what Celestia's intentions are, you give a hesitant "Okay", before doing as she asked. You turn your back to her, not sure as to what you should be expecting. You become hesitant to remain turned away from her upon hearing the hum of her magic. Before you can turn back around, however, you are given an unpleasant shock.

You feel your arms being pulled behind your back, followed by your wrists being pushed together. Before you can react to this, you feel what vaguely resembles fabric being tied around your wrists. The material that is being used to tie your wrists together feels silky, with spots of plastic or metal being apparent in some places. You quickly realize that it is Celestia's previously removed brassier. After your wrists are tightly bound together, you feel intense force being thrown against your back. Unable to combat this, you allow this force to push you to the bed, below. Realizing that this is all Celestia's doing, you ask her just what she thinks she is doing.

"Human, let me answer that question with a question." She says, dominantly. "Do you honestly think that, after all of the denial, rejection, and insults, we're going to be equal parties in this effort? Do you honestly think that, after that scene that you just put me through while you were having sex with my sister, I'm just going to lay back and let you have your way with me? Ha ha, NO!" Upon shouting this, she strengthens the magically charged pressure that she had been putting on your back. "You may think that I'm nothing here, human, but I'm royalty where I come from! If that is going to be addressed anywhere, it's going to be here! Until I say otherwise, you're my pet! Understand!?"

Wanting nothing more than for Celestia to stop pushing you against your bed, you say that you understand.

"Good." She says, before loosening the force that she had been applying to you. "Now, you're going to do whatever I say. If you don't, I'll resume doing what I was just doing. Understood?" Dreading that thought, you say that you understand. "Glad to hear. We're getting somewhere."

After saying this, Celestia begins to strut towards the bed. When she reaches it, she lays down in front of you. She swiftly spreads her legs, and pulls you closer. This leaves your head placed, provocatively, in between her legs. Celestia lets out a light, yet confident, chuckle.

"Alright, human. Since we can't do this with my underwear on, I'm going to need you to take them off. Take off my panties, and my stockings."

You sarcastically say that you'd love to, but cannot, due to the fact that your hands are tied behind your back.

"Oh, human..." Celestia chuckles out. "I don't recall giving you permission to use your hands."

Taken back by this, you ask Celestia if she is implying that she wants you to remove her underwear with your mouth.

"That is exactly what I'm implying, human." She says, confirming your question. "Oh, and no biting from the bottom. You have to remove them from their bases, down."

Part of you wants to deny this demand, but another part of you wants to have your back go pressure-free. You realize that the easiest, and most painless, way to do this would be to just go along with Celestia's whim. You begin motioning your head towards her upper right thigh. Celestia lets out a confident chuckle as you lightly bite down on the base of her stockings. As the stocking's lace tickles the roof of your mouth, Celestia speaks up.

"Go slow, human... I was to relish every moment of this." She says.

You grumble under your breath at the sadistic nature of how Celestia is acting,  before beginning to pull the stocking downward. As you are pulling on the front of the stocking, the rest of it drags behind. Celestia coos as you lightly pull the elongated, fishnet sock downward. After you reach her calf, she seems to begin forcing back laughter. What you are doing probably tickles her leg. You reach her ankle, her foot, and toes. Before long, the stocking is removed. You lightly toss it aside, using your mouth.

"There, human. That's a third of your troubles over with. Now, quit stalling!" Celestia says, sparking anger in your mind.

You begin motioning your head over to Celestia's other leg. You take hold of the stocking with your mouth once again, before repeating the same action that you had with the right leg's stocking. After a few brief moments of tugging have passed, the left stocking has been removed. You lazily toss this one aside, as well, before shooting Celestia a glance of anger.

"Aaww..." She says, mockingly. "Somebody doesn't look happy."

You sarcastically ask her why you would look happy.

"Because..." She says, lightly gripping your lower jaw. "If you take off my underwear like a good little pet, we'll all be done here sooner." She takes her hand off of your face, and uses her magic to force you in between her legs. "Now, strip me down, pet!"

You once again grumble under your breath, before taking a look at Celestia's underwear. How exactly are you going to go about shedding them from Celestia using only your mouth.You figure that the best way is just to grab them from the middle, and pull down.

"I'm waiting." Celestia says, a confident smile on her face.

After hearing this, you lower your head. You lightly bite down on the base of Celestia's underwear, and begin sliding them downward. Celestia once again coos as your nose brushes against her slit. The mere sight of her womanhood is enough of a signal to you of just how much Celestia has been wanting it. Celestia lets out a lustful moan as you orally pull her underwear further and further down the length of her legs. Once you reach her knees, Celestia lifts her legs into the air. This causes you to have to elevate your head in order to continue removing her underwear. Almost resembling an infant getting getting changed, Celestia lays back and elevates her legs as you are forced to orally unclothe her. The bind that prevents you from motioning your arms makes the situation even more tasking for you. Celestia certainly doesn't seem to mind, though.

After you successfully manage to pull the pair of underwear beyond Celestia's feet, you immediately spit the pair of noticeably warm garments to the floor, beside you. After having a disturbed shutter wash over you, you turn to Celestia. The now completely naked "woman" warmly stares at you, her legs spread.

"See, human..." She begins, a mocking tone of compassion in her voice. "That wasn't so hard, was it?"

You tell her that, while it wasn't physically difficult, you will probably never be able to erase the mental image of what you had just done with her from your head.

"I'm glad to hear that I've made a lasting impression on you." She jokes. "Now..."

She then proceeds to spread her legs to a farther extent than they had been spread before. She follows this act by using her magic to grab your head, and pull you in between her legs. Your head a few mere centimeters from her love, you try to pull away. However, her magic prevents you from doing so.

"...Eat me like an ice cream cone, pet!" She sultrily exclaims, concluding her previous statement.

After several more moments of pointless struggles, you give a sigh. You realize that there is no point in attempting to combat Celestia's intentions. You begin slowly sticking your tongue out. Upon your tongue colliding with Celestia's outer walls, Celestia gives out an incredibly sultry moan. Not a moan of pleasure, but more a moan of anticipation. One thing that immediately strikes you as odd is just how wet Celestia already feels. She already feels as if she's on the edge. You figure that she must have been aroused by having you remove her underwear with your mouth.

Realizing that you're leaving Celestia in waits, you begin running your tongue up and down the outer layer of her slit. This action causes Celestia to shudder in ecstasy. You want to make sure that this sensation isn't enough to send Celestia over the edge. Instead, you want it to be enough to pleasure her, while still making her crave more. After several moments of this action have passed, you realize that Celestia is becoming even more wet than she had previously been. She really does want you, doesn't she?

"Mmm...~ T-That's right, pet..." Celestia lustfully states. "M-Make your princess wet... Make her squeal..."

Upon you becoming sure that Celestia has grown used to this feeling, you decide to take her by surprise. Without any sort of warning, you slip your tongue in between her folds. This causes her to inhale, sharply. Before she has a chance to catch her breath, you begin recklessly throwing your tongue around, causing it to collide with every corner and crater of her inner walls. Celestia cries out in reaction to every inch that your tongue moves. She begins squirming back and forth as you flick your tongue against her deepest depths.

Celestia's wings flair in reaction to your oral teasing, inadvertently knocking your alarm clock off of the bedside stand that it usually rests on. Celestia's legs proceed to close in, gripping your head between her thighs, and pulling you closer. In addition to her moans and squeals, Celestia begins breathing heavily. Wanting to tease her once again, you begin lightly prodding at her clitoris with your tongue. This action causes Celestia to let out several loud yelps of pleasure with every jab. After committing this act several times, Celestia seems to lose her ability to handle it. She places her hand on the back of your head, and forcefully pushes it downward.

"J-Just suck it, p-pet!" She shouts, obviously unable to handle any more prodding.

Following her instructions, you cease your teasing and prodding. You proceed to wrap your lips around her clitoris. You begin suckling on the tiny nub of flesh, causing Celestia to cry out in euphoric bliss. Several moments of light suckling pass before you realize that you're not enjoying this situation as much as you should enjoy it. Wanting to physically task Celestia, you close your lips around her clitoris. You then proceed to inhale with great strength causing air to have to force it's way in between Celestia's clitoris and your lips. This seems to give you the reaction that you were looking for.

"~OH~ ~AH~ H-Human!" Celestia cries out. "S-Stop! Stop! Stop! ~AH~"

You certainly will not cease this action. This is what she wanted, so you're going to give it to her. You continually repeat the action of inhaling against Celestia's clitoris, igniting squeals and wails of all kind in Celestia. Celestia begins grinding her waste upward and downward as you ruthlessly suck.

"~OOH~ I-I can't take anymore!!" Celestia shouts, cueing you in on how close she is.

Wanting to send her over the edge sooner than later, you resume your previous action to the best of your ability. Celestia's fluids begin dripping onto the bed, below. Her wails grow greater in both volume, and passion. The grinding of her waist area begins increasing in force. Her entire body begins twitching and jerking, erratically.

"~OH~ I-I'm coming! I-I'm coming! Aaaahhh~" Celestia wails as her orgasm washes over her body.

After several seconds of a continuous orgasmic bliss pass, Celestia's pleasure finally subsides. All of the previously mentioned orgasmic actions that she had been displaying cease. Celestia collapses to the bed, below. Realizing that her magical grip is no longer being forced against your head, you pull your tongue from Celestia's slit. You then proceed to pull your head away from her legs, and sit up.

"*Pant Pant* T-That was *Pant* incredible, human." Celestia says, satisfied. "I see why Twilight Sparkle and Rarity displayed such delight with your prowess in their letters."

You tell her that you are glad that your performance was satisfactory, before turning your back to her. You ask her if she could please remove the brassier that has your hands tied down, now.

"But, human..." Celestia begins. "We're not done yet!"

Taken aback by this statement, you ask her what she is implying.

"Human, if you honestly think that I draw the line at one, then you've clearly underestimated how much I can take." She says. "There's still one thing that we have to do..."

You hesitantly ask her what she means by this.

"Well, human..." Celestia sultrily begins. "Who's the one party who has yet to be... 'satisfied', tonight?~"

Your already potent blush grows to a considerable level upon making the realization that she is talking about you. Noticing this, Celestia begins motioning toward you. When she reaches you, she gently places an index finger on your chest. She then proceeds to gently motion it down the length of your body.

"So... How do you want to do this, human?~" She asks, seductively. "I could... Do it by hand... Or I could use my mouth... Anything you'd like, human~"

Feeling nervous, and unsure as to how you should respond, you simply say that you can do whatever Celestia would like to do. You figure that that is the best thing that you can say at this point, as it will most likely yield quick and painless results.

"Ooh, my! Asking the lady what she wants! What a gentleman!" Celestia jokes. "I think that I have an idea of what I'd like to do~"

After saying this, lays herself back down. Laying on her back, with her head resting on your bed's pillows, Celestia proceeds to lift her legs into the air. After spreading the two limbs, Celestia places her hands on the undersides of her knees. She pulls her knees inward, towards her head. Her legs are now being held against the rest of her body, completely out of your way. Celestia flashes you a lustful smile as she motions her tail away from her rear.

"Now, pet..." She begins. "Rut me until I can't walk straight! And don't stop until every ounce of what you have is inside me!"

Dear lord, is Celestia's dialogue in this chapter graphic. Disregarding how little decency Sonic Derpboom has left, you just want to be released from the makeshift bind that prevents you from moving your arms. As such, the best course of action that you can take at this point is to simply do as she says without argument. You perch yourself atop the bed, and begin motioning yourself towards her.

Upon you finding yourself a good several centimeters away from Celestia, you halt yourself. You have to think up a way to do this without the aid of you arms, and without falling over, onto Celestia. This brief halt seems to try Celestia's patience, and she rolls her eyes upon you ceasing your motions towards her. Several moments pass before you can come up with a half-decent solution to this trivial predicament. You say Celestia's name.

"Yes, human?" She asks, impatiently.

Knowing that you would most likely be unable to keep your balance while sitting on your knees and thrusting your waist repeatedly, you ask Celestia if she could use her magic to hold you in place while you do this.

"If it'll get this started any faster..." Celestia complains, in response to your question.

Upon her saying this, Celestia's horn begins glowing it's familiar dark yellow glow.  Moments after, you feel what seems like all of the manual force needed to hold your torso being lifted. You release your voluntary hold over your upper body, expecting to fall forward or backward. However, you stay completely stationary. You quickly realize, however, that you still hold complete control over your lower stomach, and everything below. You look around your upper body to see Celestia's magical aura surrounding it.

"There," She begins, a tone of irritation in her voice. "Are you just about ready?"

You jokingly say that you are as ready as you can be, before telling Celestia to brace herself. This seems to settle her disdain, as her irritated frown quickly shifts into a hazy, lustful grin.

"Glad to see that we're ready." Celestia says. "Now, ravish me!"

You chuckle out an "Okay", before inching your waist closer to Celestia. Celestia blissfully closes her eyes and grins in anticipation as your tip inches closer and closer to her entrance. Once your tip collides with Celestia's outer walls, she gives out a lustfully driven moan. Her walls are surprisingly taut and narrow. Not wanting to make her wait, you begin gently pushing your way between her folds. Not dissimilar from her sister, Celestia responds to your entrance into her body with an elongated moan.

Once you insert yourself as deeply as you possibly can, you begin pulling out. Once you have exited entirely, you repeat the act that you had committed on Luna, and forcibly push back in. This causes Celestia to yelp in surprise, and briefly lift her upper body into the air. This noticeable surprise seems to fade rather fast, as Celestia continues moaning shortly after you push in. Realizing that there is no fault in doing so, you continually repeat that action.

Celestia repeatedly grunts and moans in reaction to your rhythmic pushes. In addition to this, her body rocks in sync with your pushes and pulls. Lastly, her self-restrained legs begin bucking in a seemingly instinctive manner. She repeatedly squirms and writhes in her position, leading you to worry that you are hurting her. However, her next statement proceeds to abolish these worries.

"Ooh!~ H-Human! H-Harder! Faster! Stronger!" She cries out.

Realizing that you are causing her no non-enjoyable harm, you begin following through on her request. You begin pulling back farther, and pushing forth with greater speed than before. Celestia seems to be unsatisfied with your efforts, though, as she quickly takes control of the equation. She expands her magical control over your body to your waist and legs, and begins forcefully pulling you in and out. The speed of the action that Celestia is forcing you to commit is far out of your own ability, meaning that Celestia is motioning you at her desired speed.

"Ah~ AH! Y-Yes!" Celestia cries as she uses your anatomy as a toy.

After several more cycles of pumps and squeals from Celestia, she appears to begin nearing her peak. Her inner walls begin becoming noticeable wet and slick, while also contracting around your manhood. The bucking of Celestia's legs seem to shift into full circular cycles. Her horn's glow begins intensifying in coloration. These signs all come together in a collective attempt to inform you of the fact that Celestia is incredibly close. After lord knows how long, Celestia seems to hit her peak.

She cries out a barely eligible cry of passion. Her legs' cycling begins to erratically sharpen. Brightly-colored sparks begin haphazardly shooting from the tip of her horn. Her body begins grinding against your own. It proceeds to spasm several times as her orgasm washes over her. Several moments of orgasmic motioning pass before her euphoric high finally subsides. Taking this into account, you halt your rhythmic pumping.

"*Pant Pant* W-Why'd you stop?" Celestia breathlessly asks.

You say that you had figured that she would want a brief break after hitting her climax.

Celestia does not verbally respond to this. Instead, she proceeds to flash you a deadpan serious look of determination. She then pulls her magical grip back over your body. Before you can respond, she proceeds to pull you back towards her. She once again forces your rod between her folds, and begins ferociously pumping you back and forth. The force and speed of your forced motions are almost tasking for you.

Before long, you can feel your own climax boiling up within you. You can feel your rod involuntarily hardening. Celestia seems to notice this, as well.

"Ah! Ooh! D-Don't stop!" She cries out, seemingly forgetting that she is responsible for your motions. "I want every ounce inside me!"

After several more moments of this, you find yourself completely unable to hold out. You allow yourself to release. Several individual shots of semen fire into Celestia's body, causing her to let out an incredibly passionate cry. Her body begins rhythmically grinding in the air in response to your release. After a good 17 shots have passed, you can feel your orgasm subsiding. After you are sure that you have given Celestia everything that you can possibly give her, you pull out. Celestia uses her magic to untie the bind that restrains your hands. You then proceed to collapse to the bed, beside her. The two of you lay motionless for several minutes, panting from the workout that you have just endured. After several minutes have passed, Celestia motions herself towards you.

In almost identical fashion to Rarity, Celestia proceeds to roll over, and place a hand on your chest. She smiles a warm, satisfied smile and begins snuggling against you.

"You... You were everything that I had hoped, human..." She says, a tone of exhaustion in her voice. "That was... The best sex that I have ever had..."

You state that you are glad that she was satisfied with your performance. You then proceed to give a yawn, and roll over. You say to Celestia that the activity that the two of you had just partaken in has taken taken a lot out of you.

"Well, we should probably get some sleep, then." Celestia says, warmly.

You nod in agreement, before rolling over to face Celestia, and closing your eyes. You realize that you have some time before you fall asleep. You figure that the best way to spend that time is to consider the nature of what you have just done. Despite all of your previous objections, all of your defiance, and all of your intentions, you have succumbed to Celestia's whim. She managed to get you to have sex with her. Your mind is screaming how wrong and immoral what you have done is at you. But, you know what?

You really do not care.

Nothing negative came out of having sex with Celestia and Luna. If anything negative does come out of it, you can deal with it when it does. You once again consider just how lucky of a being you are to have been given personal contact with Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Rarity. You are even more lucky to have been put on good terms with them.

You open your eyes to observe Celestia. Her eyes are blissfully closed, and a warm, satisfied smile is apparent on her face. She breathes very lightly and contently. You can't help but think about just how much you've come to enjoy her and Luna's company, despite how objective you were to it at first. You don't know just what had changed in you, but it's a welcome change. You feel as if you never want to see Celestia or Luna off. However, you know that you must. This thought reminds you of what Celestia had asked you when you, her, and Luna were sharing a meal together in your kitchen. The question about the you and her staying in touch. With this thought in mind, you know what you must do. You say Celestia's name.

"Mmm... Y-Yes, human?" She groggily says, clearly being awoken from a near-sleep state.

You apologize for waking her, before asking her a question. You ask her if she remembers what she had asked you in your kitchen.

"Yes, I do." She says. "I asked you if you would like to stay connected in some way, after me and my sister's departure."

You give a slight chuckle, before making a large statement. The statement that you make serves to reveal to both Celestia, and yourself, just how accepting you have become of her and Luna's presence. You say that you would like to take her up on her offer of staying in touch. This statement lights up Celestia's face.

"A-Are you serious!?" She asks, excitedly.

You tell her that you are entirely serious. This seems to overwhelmingly excite her. A giddy smile washes over her face. Before you can make any further statements, Celestia pulls you in for a hug.

"This means so much, human..." She passionately says, her arms still wrapped around you. "But... How will we do it? I mean, you can't send me letters from your home once I'm back in Equestria."

You give a slight chuckle, before assuring her that that will not be a hindrance. Before Celestia has a chance to question what you are implying, you propose an idea. You ask Celestia if she would like to return to her current location on a regular basis, perhaps once a week. Celestia responds to this with a seemingly enlightened smile.

"Oh, that's a wonderful idea, human!" She says, tightening her hug. "I'd love to come back! I can even bring somepony with me every week!"

You chuckle at how incredibly delighted Celestia seems, before stating that that sounds like a wonderful idea. You say that you would love to see Twilight and Rarity, again. You then ask Celestia if she would like to go downstairs and tell Luna the idea.

"Of course!" She says, before looking down at herself. A blush grows in her cheeks upon her remembering that the two of you had been naked for that entire conversation. "We should probably get dressed, first."

You chuckle and nod your head, before standing up. You walk to Celestia's discarded clothing, and toss it to her, article by article. You toss her her underwear, stockings, skirt, top, and the brassier that she had previously used as a bind.

"Thank you, human." She says, before beginning to slip the underwear on.

You say that she is welcome, before beginning to collect your own attire off of the floor. As you slip your underwear on, you ask Celestia a very puzzling question. You ask her just how the fire in your kitchen had started.

"Oh, I tried to warm up one of those little spaghetti cans that you had in your cupboard in the oven. Apparently, that's not where they're intended to be cooked..." She replies in a humorously self-conscious manner.

You laugh, before saying that they're meant to the heated in the microwave.

"I didn't know that. I don't know human cuisine." She says in a jokingly defensive manner.

You once again chuckle, before bringing up another inquiry. You ask her a question that you have been wondering since her arrival. You ask her if she truly did give Twilight Sparkle a kingdom after her agreement to come to your home, or if she had just bluffed to her.

"Well, I did, but it was just an unowned acre of land in the middle of Equestria. Why do you ask?"

You knew it. You laugh at this revelation, before saying that you were just curious. The two of you then proceed to silently dress. After the two of you are completely clothed, Celestia walks over to you. She takes your hand, and smiles at you. The two of you then set out for your bedroom door. As you prepare to open it and walk down to Luna, Celestia speaks up.

"So... Same time next week, right?" She asks, smiling and staring into her eyes.

"You know it." You reply, confidently.

The two of you then share a laugh, and begin setting out for your home's stairs.