A Normal Day in Equestria

Once upon a time, there was a pink pony; her name was Pinkie Pie. She had a face. She looked into the mirror and thought of cheese. Then Applejack came out of the mirror. Applejack had a cowboy hat. Pinkie Pie looked at Applejack. Then Applejack exploded in a shower of Zap Apples.

Pinkie Pie looked out the window, another splendid day in Ponyville! She saw a blue pegasus called Rainbowdash. Rainbow dash said,

"Hey Pinkie! Did you know that... Fluttershy told me that once, she started dancing. A dog bit her leg. Then she stopped dancing. She was sad so then she said she thought of candles. She then walked into her kitchen. Apparently, there was a red-haired ninja baking pizza. Also wolf was reading a newspaper on her table. Now get this, the table came to life and ate the wolf!"

Pinkie Pie then thought about a buffalo. "Oh! That reminds me!" Pinkie Pie said. Pinkie Pie washed her eyes and went downstairs, Mrs. Cake was devouring Mr. Cake so Pinkie Pie left them alone. She then walked out of Sugar-Cube Corner, and saw a white unicorn, her name was Rarity.

Rarity smiled. Pinkie Pie thought of marsh-mellows. Then Pinkie Pie ate Rarity's back legs. They tasted of marsh-mellows.  So Rarity ran away singing twinkle twinkle little star.

Pinkie Pie finally made it to Twilight's house. It was a big tree. Pinkie Pie walked up to Twilight's door and yelled; "Leeroy Jenkins!" Then a purple unicorn opened the door. It was Twilight Sparkle!

Pinkie Pie told Twilight about her morning whilst doing a triple backflip as they went inside. When she had finished Twilight laughed, "Oh Pinkie Pie! You are so random! But seriously, what happened this morning?" "Exactly that!" Said Pinkie Pie as she sucked on Spike's tail.

Spike yelped then pulled his tail out of pinkie's mouth. He frowned his tail had turned pink. "Uhh Twi?" Said Spike, "Yes Spike?" Twilight asked, "Look outside!"

Twilight looked outside, it was raining chocolate milk. "Oh no! It's..." Then Twilight started singing 'Discord' by The Living Tombstone. ( [youtube=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk] )

Pinkie gasped. "Oh noes!" Then Rainbow dash flew in, her head was a bag of skittles. "Look what Discord did!" Said Rainbow dash as Spike started to eat her. "Yummy!" Said Spike.

"We have to get the elements of harmony!" Said Twilight as she sent Spike to find the elements. Spike came back with a box, and soon all 5 ponies were in Twilight's house. They all put on their elements.

"Uh oh! There is still one element left!" Twilight stared at the last necklace, it had an apple on it. "Girls! Who's the last element?!" All the mares stared at the necklace puzzled; "I think it was apple something.." Said Rarity, "Was she an unicorn?" Questioned Fluttershy.

"Oh well, let's go!" Said Twilight as she summoned a griffon, which everyone jumped on. Then they flew away to see Discord. "There he is!" Said Skittle-dash. So they landed in town square where Discord was sitting on a throne.

"Discord!" Growled Pinkie Pie, as the mane 5 trotted up to Discord. Discord's eyes opened, "How did you get here?!" He asked shocked. "Well we do live here!" Said Rarity.

Discord went red; "Soooo this isn't Earth is it?!" The mane 5 nodded, "Oh dear I am quite sorry!" Discord clapped his hands and everything went back to normal.

"One question before I leave, isn't there 6 of you?" Discord asked, Twilight groaned; "No. You see there was six elements but we can't remember that apple one. Can you?" Discord shook his head, "She must not exist, well cheerio!" Then he disapeared.

"Well that was.. Random?" Said Pinkie Pie, then the mane 5 cracked up laughing.

The End!