The Wolf and the Unicorn

Sunrise came too early for Luna and myself.  As usual, the blankets were all over the floor as they only got in the way of festivities.  During the night's chill, we had curled onto each other for warmth and comfort.  Despite our relationship, it was still odd to wake up with a pony's plot pressed tight against your crotch.  Not really sure how we were going to make this relationship work out as there was magic involved one way or another, but so long as I didn't get turned into a pony, I'd gladly enjoy her company.

I was mid snuggle against her neck, about to bite between her shoulders when there was a knock on my front door.

"Fucking hell.  Its barely morning, what do these guys want now?"

Rolling out of bed, I headed for the front door as I grumbled to myself.  My hand found the door handle before my mind processed what I was doing, and the door pulled open.

"What do you... Oh hey Twilight.  Whats up?"

She just stared at me, mouth open in silent horror.

"What?  Do I have a little blood on me or...  OH FUCK!  Be right back!"

I didn't even close the door as I bolted to the bedroom to find clothes.  Poor Twilight just had the door opened and was greeted by a very naked and somewhat bloody human.  And a certain part of human anatomy that just happened to be roughly at pony face height.

Not my morning.

Luna hadn't even stirred from the noise, soft snores still coming from her as I slipped on a robe and closed the bedroom door behind me.  This was going to be an awkward talk, I just know it.

"Sorry about that Twilight.  If I had some mind bleach, I'd offer it to you."

It was really hard not to chuckle at that.

"Its okay Hex.  I've seen you nude in Canterlot, remember?  What is with all the blood and bruises anyhow?  It is only eight in the morning."

Oh thank god for innocent Twilight.  And the fact that most ponies didn't know about Luna and myself  of course.

"Fluttershy said there were a lot of strange noises coming from over here for most of the night, so I figured I'd check in on you since we need to talk anyhow.  Would you mind if I came in?"

Looking behind me to check that the bedroom door was still closed, I shrugged.  Hopefully she won't ask why the whole house smells like sex.  Gesturing to the couch as I turned around, "make yourself comfortable.  I do have a guest, so please keep it quiet."

"Okay, I'll try to keep this quick.  Princess Celestia sent a letter to me earlier this morning requesting to meet with the Element bearers, you know, myself, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash, plus you.  Something about a Crystal Empire and how you might be of use there.  I can't find anything in my books on the Crystal Empire though."

Yawning, I could only nod.  The yawn also kept me from squealing as I heard the bedroom door open and a sultry voice drift my way.

"Hex, are you ready for round three?  Your Princess demands it."

I really hope Twilight didn't realize who the voice was.  I really hope...

"I'll be there in a minu..."

"Princess LUNA!"

Oh fuck me.

The bedroom door slammed and I was left with a stuttering Twilight who was starting to connect the dots.

"So you... Princess Luna... last night... EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!  I THOUGHT THIS COUCH SMELLED FUNNY!   EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!"

She bolted for the front door screaming about needing a shower.

Well, so much for that innocence.

"Coming Luna dearest..."

Figure I had a bit before Celestia called both of us back to Canterlot after she probably will get a very panicked letter from her dear student.

Fucking day off my ass.