A Spot Of Tea

by MidnightDancer

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Princess Celestia, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Comedy
Length: 2360

The Princesses and the Mane 6 gather for a special afternoon tea party in the Canterlot Gardens.

Our favorite ponies love politics, tea, and each other.

A tea party in the Royal Canterlot Gardens is the best way to enjoy all three at once.

Encouraged by Hipster Pony Raven Horn and pre-read by my very own EricKilla.

Published 2013-07-30 05:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-30 05:50:02 UTC

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A Spot of Tea
By MidnightDancer

Nodding to the two guards flanking the ornate garden gate, Rarity lifted her hooves just a bit higher as she trotted happily through. This was her favorite time of week. Oh, certainly, getting together with the girls was easy enough just in Ponyville, but to be with them and the Princesses? It was truly a dream come true for the socialite.

Entering the garden through the meticulously groomed bowers, she saw her friends already assembled, and lifted one perfectly manicured hoof in a practiced half-wave. "Greetings, dears! And your Highnesses!" Dropping into a ladylike bow, one leg extended, she nodded demurely.

Smiling warmly, Luna stepped forward over the bright, springy grass. "Come now, Rarity, there is no reason to stand on ceremony." Indeed, the Princess of the Night had discarded her own regalia for a more natural look, extending a hoof to help Rarity from her prone position on the ground. The white unicorn had also foregone her usual Canterlot getup in favor of a simple pair of amethyst earrings.

"Of course." Still smiling widely, the alicorn and unicorn trotted to the intimate circular table that had been set for the guests of honor; four princesses and five ponies. Twilight Sparkle, sitting awkwardly due to her wings, waved an unshod hoof back, and motioned for Rarity to sit at her place between Applejack and Rainbow. Both greeted the fashionista with warm smiles, and the farmpony couldn't resist a dig at her.

"Fashionably late as usual, Rares?" Winking with a chuckle, she elbowed Rarity gently.

With her usual flair for the dramatic, the unicorn's nose upturned with a mirrored raise of one forehoof, a haughty tone creeping into her voice. "But of course, dear Applejack. A lady is never early nor late, she arrives exactly on time--whatever time she deems that to be." She held the ridiculous pose a moment longer before cracking, giggling as she slid onto her cushioned seat as the others joined her in her laughter.

Waiting for the merriment to die down, Princess Celestia watched it all with her usual calm, beatific smile. Clopping a nude white hoof once on the table for attention, she was pleased to see all eyes turn to her. "Fellow Princesses and those I am honored to call friends, welcome again to our weekly tea party. Let us dispense with any formality beyond the usual." Glancing at her sister with a sly smile, she nodded once. "Sister?"

The darker alicorn nodded in return, and their horns lit with power as the spells met and intertwined above them, creating a barrier unique to the Royal Pony Sisters. Celestia, in her excellence with defensive magic, created a soundproofing ward; whilst the younger sister's advanced illusion magic created a simple illusion of nine ponies simply having tea together. Horns powering down slowly, small eddies of magic played between the two sisters as they slowly reopened their eyes and turned to the others.

"Now, my little ponies," came Luna's melodic voice, "time for tea!"

As if on cue, a contingent of snow white earth pony mares marched inside the barrier, bearing elaborate silver trays upon their backs. Bowing at the sides of the table, golden manes barely brushing the bright grasses below, they slid the trays onto the tables with a precision born of practice. Standing, they bowed, backing from the table respectfully until they were outside the bubble the Princesses had made, shivering imperceptibly as they left.

"Aw, yeah! I love these bread things!" Rainbow snatched one up in a pale blue hoof, raising it to an impossibly far opened mouth before it was smacked from her hoof by a pink one. Confused, Rainbow whirled on the pink pony. "Pinkie, what the hay?!"

Giggling and bouncing in her seat with barely restrained energy, Pinkie Pie's sky blue eyes met the pink of her friend's. "Oh, but Dashie, you can't start that yet! There's so much to discuss, and the dip isn't even ready yet, and you know the biscuits aren't good with dip at all but I guess they'd be okay with your own dip but I think I make my dip SO much better because I'm a cook and everything and you're a flyer so while your dip is really GOOD it's not got the same... je ne sais quoi as mine!"

A beat of silence fell as the other eight ponies, immortal and otherwise, were thrown by Pinkie's Prench. Recovering quickly, Cadence cleared her throat and tried on her Aunt's smile. "Yes, Pinkie does have a point. Now, to the matter at hoof..." Levitating her teapot to pour her fragrant black tea into her cup, thus giving the unspoken signal for their gathering to begin, she continued. "Shining Armor and I have intercepted some troubling news from further North of the Empire. As you all know, our lands border those of the current Dragon Clan that is in power, the Frost Dragons."

"...And?" Rainbow reached for her tea, taking a cursory sip of the bitter liquid before splitting a biscuit in half, turning slightly on her cushion to lean up against Rarity, whose own foreleg draped over the racer's shoulder gently.

"And this means that our couriers have brought disturbing news. Aunties, girls, I'm afraid there might be war on the horizon if we can't do something to stem this tide." Cadence's brow furrowed, only to have one eyebrow arch as her youngest aunt explored her nethers with her tongue, licking aside the soft pink folds of the younger alicorn as she rose off her seat instinctively. "Wh-what I mean to say is, with the re-emergence of the-the Empire, the Dragons feel--not so rough, Auntie--they feel that we're encroaching on their territory of the last thousand years."

Raising her face temporarily, Luna licked her lips hungrily even as her teal eyes narrowed. "The Dragons should not assume such things. Those lands were never theirs, they merely expanded into them after the Empire disappeared. My memory is longer than that of their eldest clansdrake, and unless some treaty was signed in the last thousand years I was not made aware of..." She trailed off with a shrug, glancing to her elder sister before diving back to attack Cadence's clit viciously with her tongue.

The violet alicorn raised a timid hoof. "Well, I've combed the Canterlot Archives on more occasions than I can mention-"

"We know," came a chorus of voices, one muffled.

Blushing, Twilight continued. "As I was saying, I have checked much of the dragon's lore and laws regarding them. Aside from the Amethyst Dragons that live within our borders, as well as the Fire Dragons that do the same, Canterlot has no real say in the matter, I'm afraid." She glanced to her mentor, who sidled up behind her comfortably with an unreadable expression as her horn glowed with a golden light. "Unless... unless I didn't read enough?! Oh, Princess! Did I miss something?" Her ears flattened as she turned her head slightly, wings fluffing nervously.

Chuckling, The Regent of the Sun and Immortal Ruler of Ponykind thrust her magically conjured stallionhood directly up Twilight's tight purple cunt, eliciting a sudden gasp. "Not at all, my most faithful student. This problem may be the Empire's, but that also makes it ours, wouldn't you say?" Celestia upped the pace of her strokes, flat head flaring inside of Twilight with each thrust. "We are allied diplomatically, and familiarly with the Empire, and thus it is our duty to intervene as per our most recent treaty. Wouldn't you say so, Twilight?"

Receiving a moan in response, Celestia supposed that constituted agreement, and levitated her tea to her lips for a dainty sip. Slowing her strokes, she glanced back at her sister, who had moved to straddling Cadence's horn in the interim. "Cadence? Equestria is, as always, willing to lend their help, but will you accept it?"

Panting, Cadence gritted her teeth as Luna's Moon came down upon her horn once more. "Y-yes Auntie, of course. I need all the help I can get in this particular matter, I'm afraid. Peace talks have broken down entirely."

Almost as soon as she had spoken, she wished she could merely suck the words back in to her mouth as readily as she sucked in Luna's marecum. Applejack stomped to her lower end, trying her level best to glower at the Princess of Love from beneath her hat and Luna's ass both. "Y'all went and negotiated talks without talking to us first? Stars above, Princess, that's just asking for a heap of trouble! Now if Equestria gets involved, it's going to look like you ran to tattle to your mommy!"

"Auntie," corrected Twilight with a small pant, pushed up against the table fully.

"Don't you muddy the issue with your fancy incest! Now you listen here, y'all are a princess, but y'all ain't MY princess." Drawing herself up fully, she shook her head. "Consarn it... alright, I see you've got yourself in quite a pickle here, but I'm wondering what it has to do with us girls here? We ain't princesses, except for Twilight."

Dipping a biscuit daintily into Rainbow Dash's cunt, Rarity took a polite nibble before speaking. "Isn't it obvious, darling?"

"Uh, I'm afraid not, Rares." Applejack shook her head. "We've got an apple farmer, a fashionista, a racer, a veterinarian, and a... a whatever Pinkie Pie does-"

"I do you!" The pink pony popped up behind Applejack, tugging her blonde tail aside.

"Whoa Nelly... alright, so that. How is any of that gonna help negotiate with some dragons?" Applejack leaned forward slightly, almost instinctively, wincing slightly at Pinkie's... enthusiastic sampling. "F-Flutters here is even afraid of the things..."

"Um, well..." The butter colored pegasus laid back in her chair contentedly, pale eyes half lidded, stroking her own vulva with one hoof. "I-I think I could do okay, maybe this time... I helped last time..." Noting all eyes on her finally, she withdrew her hoof with a squeak and allowed her hair to hide her face once again.

Reaching over with her free hoof, Rarity stroked Fluttershy's hair languidly. "Come now, darling, there's no need to be shy! Why, I would venture to say that you're the bravest of all of us!" She tugged at her yellow foreleg gently, pulling her towards Rainbow Dash and herself. The cultured unicorn smiled reassuringly as Fluttershy slipped onto her lap, back to chest. Dash glanced up, grinning.

"Let's see how brave you really are, Flutters! I bet you can take a Frost Dragon no problem with that Stare of yours!" With that, the chromatic pegasus began running her pale blue hooves up and down Fluttershy's barrel, tickling the soft, downy fur as she planted kisses up her stomach. Rarity continued to stroke the pegasus's pink hair gently, smiling reassuringly.

"Can we count on your assistance, Fluttershy? Your skill with animals will be invaluable to this quest." Celestia smiled across the table at the yellow pegasus, pumping faster into Twilight who had her teeth buried in her own foreleg to muffle her noises.

Squeaking again as Dash reached her vulva finally, rubbing in small circles, Fluttershy laid her head back on Rarity's shoulder. "Y-yes, Your Highness."

"Aaahhh..." Spurt after spurt of Princess cum filled the cunt of Twilight, who let out a cry of her own as her juices coated Celestia's faux-cock, dripping down to her sack as the Sun Princess finished unloading inside her. Letting Twilight slip off of her and into a rather undignified heap on her cushion, she turned to Fluttershy, nodding her thanks as her cock did the same. "Most excellent. I am so glad Equestria can rely on you six amazing mares." Beatific smile once more in place, she prepared the spell to retract her stallionhood before she was interrupted by a pair of pink lips greedily sucking the combined juices of the two ponies.

Shrugging lightly once again, Celestia merely levitated over her tea for another sip. "Cadence? Are you amenable to a trip to the Empire and beyond with these six as your diplomatic envoy?"

Horn and head both coated with cum, and erratic sparks of magical hearts given off from her horn tip each time Luna raised her ass, Cadence fought the urge to nod. Splaying her wings instead, she cracked open her eye to peer at her eldest Aunt. "Y-yes. Thank you all, so, so much-" She was cut off suddenly as Luna sat fully upon her horn, body rocking as her orgasm overtook her, spraying cum fully down upon her nieces muzzle and forelock.

"Then-then we are in agreement! Most excellent. We shall prepare a contingent of guards to accompany you at first light." Luna slid herself off Cadence's horn, wincing slightly, and glanced over to the prone form of Princess Twilight-a form being snuck up upon by a certain farmpony. With a smile, she lifted the pot in her dark blue aura. "Tea, anypony? I'm quite thirsty."

A resounding yes met her inquiry, two of which were muffled.

Ignoring the tea for the moment, Applejack darted her head between the legs of the prone Princess of Friendship, lapping Celestia's cum from the swollen purple cunt. Flipping her wings ineffectually, Twilight merely sighed contentedly, allowing the ministrations to continue. An orange ear perked at a familiar moan and squeak, signaling that Fluttershy had reached her own climax, and the farmpony grinned into Twilight's cunt.

Dang, but she loved these little get-togethers.

Licking the last bits of combined divine cum from her lips, Applejack trotted back to her seat at the table as everypony save Pinkie Pie rearranged themselves back to their seats. Celestia raised a cup of tea, smiling at a damp but cheerful Cadence.

"To peace!"

"To peace!" Came the resounding cry back... one still muffled.

Author's Note

I am so sorry.

Well, no, I'm not.

Also, I refused to call Rainbow Dash "cyan" because even MY colorblind ass knows she's not. She is, as Kaleotter has said:

"Rainbow Dash is not cyan. She is bluuuuuuuuuuuh. It's a combination of blue and I don't give a shit."

As you were.