Discord joins the Justice League

by Dark Half-Brony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Other, Princess Luna, Original Character, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Random, Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 5089

Discord leaves Equetria and has discovered the Justice League. He now wants to join them

Discord got bored of Equestria after the events of "Keep calm and Flutter on" so he decided to go to a new world and spread chaos there ( without permission from Celestia of course). He discovers a club of super powered beings called the Justice League who do all types of crazy stuff on a everyday bases. So he figures ''Why not join them ?"

Published 2013-05-27 18:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-07 02:14:12 UTC

Goodbye Equestria, hello.......

Discord was bored. After being reformed by Fluttershy Discord left with Celestia to go to Canterlot and has been there ever since. He was given his own seat of Government and got to work with the royal pony sisters and give his own opinion in the night and day courts. At first things went well, but overtime things got complicated, Discord's natural chaoticness (if that's a word) caused problems with the balanced and orderly conduct of Equestria's government . It seemed like every day he got in more and more trouble with the guards , the nobles, the cleaning staff, the Canterlot weather team, The Wonderblots, the Changelings, the circus, construction workers, pedestrians, Demolition workers, random ponies, farmers, The cult of Nightmare Moon, and the Canterlot plumbing company( there was a Ten page list of complaints from them). He seemed to cause problems without even trying these days. Celestia and Luna had to keep stripping him of many of his privileges to get him to behave. It was a long and tiring process, but eventually Discord started to do what he was told, but things got worse then.

Celestia couldn't believe Discord was acting normal these days ,but she quickly noticed that was a bad thing. Discord mood seemed to keep getting worse each time she saw him. He no longer had that crazy and mischievous smile he always wore, but a deep frown or he would stare off into space looking sad. He seemed to almost fall asleep in the courts or was half asleep already. She tried bringing Fluttershy and the other Elements (who started growing fond of him) over to cheer him up.At first it worked , but soon he got bored again and looked Depressed whenever the girls weren't looking at him and when they were he had a fake smile on. Celestia kept trying to find ways to cheer him up. She even hired a personal clown for him. In all fairness Discord gave the clown a shot, but the next day the clown quit and left the castle covered in Mustard. Her worries reached their peak when Discord's depression took a scary turn. One day Discord's body went completely gray. Just like what he did to the Elements only it happened to him and he didn't even notice it. She decide something drastic had to be done and fast.

One day after day court ended and Discord left his seat ( he tried to make it out of Potato chips but Ponies complained he was making to much noise eating his own seat of power during court) Celestia went to talk with Luna.

"Luna we need to do something about Discord, He looks terrible these days and nothing works" she said

"I agree" Luna said " Its terrible to see such a Joker like him so sad these days. he used to constantly pull pranks, his favorite was teleporting me into the middle of the male Lunar Guard's Bath house and you into the Solar guard's." she said as a blush crept on both their faces. "If I remember right the Solar Guards thought it was a new type of Surprise Inspection." she said with a giggle.

" yes, yes, I remember" Celestia said with a hint of Annoyance "But I may have a solution to this problem. All it needs is our signatures and a good real estate agent.

" (sigh) everything is so boring these days" Discord said as he chewed a piece o ceiling tile. His room was the only place he could use his chaos magic on and today everything was made of Marshmallows. The Castle staff had long ago stopped trying to clean his room so he didn't have to worry about them messing up his Chaos, but he'd been running out of ideas lately and the room stayed the same for almost a week. There was a knock on the licorice door. "Get in please" Discord said as he floated up upside down to get a good look at the visitors. Celestia and Luna came and smiled up at the grey Draconequus

"Discord we've noticed you've been depressed recently" Celestia said.

"Depressed? me?" Discord asked "what strange thing makes you say that?"

" you're literally grey." Luna Bluntly said.

" I am?" he asked looking himself over for the first time. "Interesting" he said " I've done this to ponies when I was bad but It never happened to me, maybe I should research what's causing this" he rambled off as he floated down and stood up. The princesses shot each other a scared look.

"He's talking like a scientist, this is getting freaky !" they both thought.

"Well anyway It's obvious that this is happening because you can't spread chaos anymore so we decide to find a way to fix that." Celestia said. Discord couldn't help but looked confused as she said this. "we decide you should make chaos, but away from other ponies who could get affected by it , a new start in a brand new area with new creatures." she said with a smile.

"A brand new place, new ideas, new stuff to try... like a new world." discord said with a spacey look. Suddenly all the color returned to his body.

"Exactly" Celestia said excitedly" we can get you your own small section of land to blow off steam and and create whatever you want, We can even pull some strings for it to be in another country if you like." she said to the distracted Draconequus. "

"and new meat......" Discord mumbled.

"what was that?" the solar Monarch asked Innocently.

"It sounds Neat!! I want to do it!!! Discord said flapping into the air.

''Perfect we can start looking tomorrow at two'' Luna said relieved and a little scared to have the old Discord back.

"Excellent" Discord said. In one nano second a mini portal appeared behind his back ,his tail went through it and popped up in the restricted section of the Canterlot royal Library. It took a book from the "Advanced teleportation spells " section and brought it back.''I need to start making ideas at once." Discord said pulling papers out of Thin air( his tail hiding the book behind the papers), siting on a new random jellybean desk and writing with a paint brush in yellow paint. The fooled Princesses left with smiles on their faces. As soon as the door closed Discord looked at the book. " Inter dimensional Travels and you" By Starswirl The Bearded. "Starswirl my old friend you unknowingly helped me yet again" Discord chuckled.

"I think things are going to turn out okay ." Celestia cheerily said to Luna as they walked down the hall. Completely unaware of the events they just set in motion.

There was a unexpected Thunderstorm in Canterlot tonight. Celestia asked why There suddenly was one and the Weather team replied that their boss said they missed a order for one and had to make up for it( not questioning why their boss suddenly had red and yellow eyes and was taller than usual). The real purpose of the loud storm was to hide the sound of a hole being torn in reality. "uuuugh my head" Discord groaned. Spells for traveling to other worlds was hard, Even for a Entity Like Discord. It left him with a small headache after the spell was cast even if there was no specific world he set the spell to. He stared at the whirling black vortex he made and was about to enter when he looked back at Canterlot miles away (never hurt to do it from afar , to just be safe). Wouldn't somepony miss him? Fluttershy would, but she and the other elements( besides Twilight) would grow old and Die and he would be lonely again. The Princesses did want to help him and get him is own place to go crazy, but he would be restricted to just that place and you can't restrict chaos itself, not to mention they just started liking him after two thousand years(counting the years he wasn't in stone). There was also no telling what was on the other side of the Random portal. It could be a world full of monster sharks with four muscle arms, snake Gods that spew acid, Zombies, or any other type of danger. There were many dangers and no sure way of coming back to Equestria. This whole thing was dangerous. It' stupid, It's insane, It's crazy, Its.. It's...
"Chaotic" Discord finished with a evil grin as he's decision was made. He took a running stance at the portal.

"Five. Four .Three Two One. Into a brand new world to have some fun!!!" Discord shouted as he ran then jumped into the portal with no regrets and a new Adventure beginning for him.

Author's Note

Finally finished first Chapter!!!. I'll try to make the other chapters shorter , but al least the explanations are are out of the way.

Tell me what you think so far at the bottom.

Crashing and discovering something new

How to describe being sent through a portal to a Dimension you Don't know. For starters you go fast, it's dark, you get cold shivers up and down your spine, you hear strange noises all around you....oh and it feels like your skin is about to peel off any second. In other words it was great. Discord was very excited as the portal opened to reveal a galaxy that had what looked like nine planets in it and dozens space colonies on the outer rim of it. It oddly seemed like the colonies didn't want to be found out at all....anyway the book said the spell would take him to the planet with life on it as long as he stayed still and let the spell move him to the planet. Being who he is Discord decided to ignore those safety measures and decided to spin himself around as he was hurtled to the planet steering himself quickly of course.

" WHEEEEEEEEEEE, THIS . IS. AWESOME!!!" Discord yelled as he saw the planet and then quickly saw something else as he was spinning to the left. "Hey this planet has a moon just like Eques-"

That was all he got to say as he crashed into Earth's moon with a gigantic "BOOOOOM".

"Ugh... lets not try to do that again." Discord said to himself as he pulled himself out of his crater. "Hey what they say is true I do leave a great impression, even on planetary objects." he said with a chuckled as he looked at his crater. Just like a cartoon that falls into snow and leaves a outline of itself ; Discord's crater was a complete outline of... well... Discord. It reminded him of those pictures of himself in the temple place where they used to keep the Elements of Harmony. He never bothered to learn the name of it . " Now lets see what this planet's inhabitants are like ." he said as he whipped out a telescope and looked at the creatures. "Hmmmmm.... unique, strange, and there is a lot of potential. Lets see how they react to a little chaos." Discord said with a grin.

* * *

''How did I let you talk me into this ?" Batman said from the Bat Jet as he and Superman were flying toward Metropolis. "The last time we were here Darkside was tossing me around like a rag doll, you were going crazy on him, and the Earth was almost destroyed." The Dark knight stated.

"Oh come on! you needed to get out of that cave and it's been awhile since I was here, I hardly get to come back home since the League expanded to almost every hero on the planet." Said a exasperated Superman on his com-link.

" Your forgetting about our alien members." Batman Corrected " Like the ones with painfully obvious secret identities and keel over at the mere sight of women's jewelry."

''You did not just go there." Superman said.

" I'm pretty sure I just did ." The Caped Crusader remarked.

" Well at least every time I put a bad guy in jail he doesn't break out when I leave for a few seconds to go to the bathro-ZZZZZZZT. Was all Superman said before his signal turned to static.

"Superman?" Batman asked over the radio as looked out his window. What he saw made him raise an eyebrow. The man of steel had gone through a unusually thick and pink cloud and came out of it covered in the stuff.

"What the heck?" Superman said as he looked himself over and got the stuff out of his Ear piece. He looked at it in his hand ,sniffed it, and put it in his mouth. " Is this......Cotton candy?"

***

"What will it be hon ?" The Diner waitress asked.

'' I think i'll have toast and some Chocolate milk." the stranger said.

"We have toast, but if want your drink you have to go to the nearest middle school" The already annoyed waitress said." It's too early for Childish this morning."

"Fine just give me regular milk and I'll handle the rest." he said while giving his fingers a quick snap

She brought over his breakfast dish, but when she went to chat with the cook suddenly someone yelled ''NOW!!!" Fish jumped out of Tuna sand witches, fish nuggets combined to form fish- o- trons, and all other food with fish in it sprang to life holding miniature medieval weaponry. The fish revolution had begun. With a battle cry the food chased the employees out into the street while the customers watched in amazement.

" I don't think anyone should order today's Tuna special." The stranger who is obviously Discord said out loud twirling the straw in his now chocolate milk drink as customers were running outside. "They scare so easily." he chuckled while looking at the Daily Globe newspaper he whipped up. It seemed Metropolis had gone through many strange events like this during the past few days: Cotton candy clouds raining chocolate milk, mailboxes becoming shaped like dogs and chasing Mailmen down the streets, and Sharks were running around wearing togas throwing wild parties on top of buildings. During these events Discord was falling in love with this world, these Humans were so much fun!!! They were better to mess with than the ponies because they themselves were chaotic. They were at the mercy of their weather, they always fought each other over something they were very greedy, and best of all when they find something that doesn't qualify as "normal" they either freak out or attack it. Sometimes he didn't have to make chaos, just had to sit back and watch the fun.

"What should I do today? " Discord thought as he walked out the Diner humming the song " Just like Paradise". He noticed Humans were looking up at the sky cheering and waving their arms. Discord looked up and saw a pure black jet streaking across the sky. " A plane ? nothing exciting about that, although it does look cool ." The oblivious Discord thought as he saw the plane fly by. The cheering got louder as a second object appeared. It was a man wearing a red and blue outfit (which was now slightly pink) flying through the sky in a heroic pose." Humans Fly?" Discord thought as he saw the figure "If they fly why do they have planes? Do they get tired of flying easily or is he the only one?" he thought. He looked at a particularly fat human eating a hotdog at a stand while throwing his fat arms up cheering, hotdog hanging from his mouth. " He's the only one" he said out loud to no one.

" Good to see he's here to fix the new crazy messes of this city again." said a women next to him, not acting like a crazy fan on steroids.

"Excuse me miss." Discord said to the girl, not knowing she was Lois Lane. 'Do you know who that flying guy is ?" he asked.

Lois looked to her side and was surprised at who she saw. He looked like a college guy, but his hair was white and in a crazy fashion, his eyes were bright red, his jeans were both green and brown, his jacket a rust color, on one hand he had a bright yellow glove, on the left a biker glove mustard colored and it made his hand look....sharper, and on his chin was whit stubble. he looked liked Shaggy's crazy cousin.

Having her fair share of costume villains Lois talked calmly to this new strange man not showing any nervousness." That's Superman, a member of the Justice League." she said wondering what powers this guy had and trying to find out if he was good or bad.

"Justice League?" Discord said stroking his chin " Miss I don't suppose you could tell me more about this Superman and this.....Justice League?"

Author's Note

Second chapter Yah!!!
things are getting interesting and Don't worry next chapter will have more violence and Discord will finally meet the League

Talking,fighting,meeting, and Discord

Lois meet up with the stranger at lunch time later that day, since she was already late for work and things were tough since Clark was on early vacation ( being a superhero takes time out of your work schedule) and they couldn't find someone to fill in for him yet so she had to do more work at the office. since she knew he was Superman she wasn't angry with her boyfriend , but she still didn't like all the extra work. She was very surprised to see strange man was actually at the restaurant waiting patiently for her ( even if the roads in the area were the same color as a checkerboard). They got a booth and ordered their lunch. Lois got a salad with a name so fancy Discord wouldn't remember while he got a BLT sandwich ( minus Bacon. Living in a world full of ponies you tend to pick up habits like not eating meat).

"I'm surprised you showed up when I told you to meet me here later." Lois said

" Well I always put effort into something I'm interested in." Discord said "Anyway , to get back on track and the reason we're here, what is this Justice League?"

So Lois explained all about the Justice League to Discord. She told him about the group of heroes who founded it ( you know who they are if you watched the show), The number of times they saved the world, How they protected the innocent people, helped the community, and all the known heroes who are members of it.

"By the way I never asked you your name." Lois asked as she decided to learn more about this strange man.

" Oh that's right I never Introduced myself, how rude of me." The Spirit said as he started to panic a little on the inside. he couldn't say his real name as it wasn't a human name , but you know that Discord oh so slick, he thought up a lie and he thought it up quick. " I'm Dan. Daniel Anarchy, But you can call me Dan. He said.

" I'm Lois Lane and I work for the Daily Planet" she said as Discord started drinking just his glass ( which surprised Lois)." You know.... the Justice League has been recruiting a lot of super powered people, I'm sure they would let you join. " she said as Discord spat out his glass.

" What makes you think a normal guy like me could join them." Discord asked innocently.

" You're obviously responsible for the crazy stuff that's been happening around here." she pointed out since she already knew. " Although you have been giving my company a great source of new material for our newspaper.

'' Glad I could help." he said with a chuckle as he stopped pretending "Though what gave me away?"

" Whenever a strange knew person shows up here crazy things happen and that strange new person is usually responsible." Lois said " Hate to bruise your Ego, but you aren't the first oddball here and you won't be the last, by the way why did you do all this stuff ?"

Discord already liked this person. " ego not hurt, and to answer your question I did that stuff because it's funny when people freak out at something not normal, plus I was bored and I am interested in meeting these heroes, and it does sound like it could be fun doing the crazy stuff you told me they do" he said not knowing the full weight of being a hero.

" He's like a super powerful child." Lois thought " we'll I think you could make a good Hero, maybe a great one in time and I know someone who could help." she said as she whipped out her phone with her Kryptonian Boyfriend's number on speed dial, but before she could push a button there was a giant crashing sound a large BOOM as something big hit the Earth.

" Wasn't me this time. " Discord said before everyone in the restaurant ran outside ,saw what happened, and ran the other way except for two people who went in the direction of what they saw. The black jet Discord saw earlier was back , but it was in the middle of the street crashed and in ruins. Lois and Discord ran up to the front of the jet to help the Pilot. Discord removed the top of the cockpit by having is sprout a pair of legs, get up, and walk away while Lois helped a pretty banged up Batman out of the jet. "Least we know what caused the crash ." Discord said pointing to a large boulder next to the plane. said boulder was covered in small black pieces of the plane and looked like something ripped it out of the ground.

" Be careful, I didn't see who threw that, but whoever did is probably on their way to finish the job." Batman said while leaning on Lois .No sooner as he said that everyone could feel tremors in the ground like two very large pairs of feet were stomping toward the ruins of the jet.

" I'll get him out of here, you see what's coming our way." Lois said to Discord as she started to move Batman.

"It's too dangerous !" Batman said trying to move out of Lois's grasp.

" My dear man the spirit of Danger is one of my cousins and at the last family reunion I beat him at Poker, It's where the phrase Dealing with Danger came from." Discord said to the two confused humans before running off to see what threw the giant rock.

* * *

Humans were screaming and running past Discord as he walked down the street. They were all screaming the same word Discord noticed

" Wow, they must be really scared if they all think it's the end of the world." he thought as he passed the last of the running civilians. "Wait, If I'm gonna face a monster, I should look my best." Discord said looking at his current form. He snapped his fingers and took his favorite human form. Favorite because it looked the most like his original form in many ways.( see story cover). Suddenly in the distance he saw the creature that the humans were running from. It looked like someone mixed a old man and a rock monster and that was the end result. "Wow man , your even uglier than me !" Discord called to the creature. Not knowing he was taunting one of the most dangerous of Superman's enemies. The Legendary Doomsday.

Doomsday roared and charged toward DIscord." Oh, I better defend myself with a weapon." he said looking through his coat and pulling out various objects. " Lets see Excalibur... no...riffle...no.... Bazooka....no....nuclear launch codes...no....Thor's hammer...no". Doomsday was getting closer ,death in his eyes, ready to rip him to pieces. ''Sword of omens...no.... Null void projector...no''. The ground cracked under Doomsday's feet, his clawed arms spread out as the distance between the two got shorter. " Laser gun.. no... Chaos Emeralds no...Doomsday slayer...no... The Autobot Matrix of Leadership....no. The distance between them was twenty five feet which quickly turned to ten feet. "Wait a minute!" Discord said as he pulled out a round shield colored red, white, and blue, with a star in the middle. "I don't know why in this certain universe I have Captain America's shield , but I have a feeling someone is gonna get sued."

Author: "for the love of God man he's gonna kill you!! Do something!!"

Right before doomsday got to him Discord yelled "Aha!" and pulled out his choice weapon. The powerful and feared..... Rubber chicken!!!

Doomsday lunged, but discord ducked under him and in one millisecond stretched his arm and took a tip off of one of Doomsday's spikes and used it to make the chicken turn into the same material doomsday was made of while still looking like a rubber chicken. His plan was basically fight fire with fire and beat Doomsday with the same material he's made of. He rolled away, jumped, and hit Doomsday in the face. The chicken letting out a loud "BUCKA!!" Doomsday fell back, a large mark forming on his face. Discord took advantage of his dazed state and kept hitting him over and over with the rubber chicken. Each time it hit him it let out a loud "Bucka!!" sound. He hit doomsday over and over with the chicken as the rubber creature kept going" Bucka!!, Bucka!!, Bucka!!, Bucka!!" After the assault Doomsday fell to the ground unconscious. Discord didn't know how strong this stranger was, but he didn't want to have to go through another annoying encounter with this weirdo so he took the monster, put him on the cracked road, and rolled him up in concrete like one of those pigs in blankets treats and teleported with Doomsday back to Lois and Batman. The two were very surprised at what they saw but their attention returned to another battle that was taking place while Discord dealt with Doomsday

" Is that a robot T-Rex ?" Lois asked out loud and indeed it was. The creature was built and shaped like a T-Rex, but it was silver and billowing smoke from it's nostrils, a obvious sign showing it was a giant robot. It was also covered in large green gems and it was shooting a green beam of light from It's mouth directly at red and blue figure flying around it. "It's fighting Superman and..... I think it's winning." she said in a scared voice as she saw Superman get hit by a green beam a third time and almost fall from the sky.

" It's covered in kryptonite" Batman said as he observed while still leaning on Lois "Must have been a failsafe if Doomsday failed" he said gesturing to the unconscious villain in a concrete taco. " If we don't do something Superman is done for."

" What's Kryptonite ? " Discord asked feeling a bit left out since he didn't know.

" Superman's one weakness and he's getting shot with it, he needs our help but how?" Lois answered and asked out loud.

'' I can help with that ." Discord said as he snapped his fingers. Superman was suddenly wrapped in a yellow glow and the beam of Pure kryptonite bounced off him.

" I don't know what's doing this, but I'm glad it's happening" Superman said. Not questioning his knew shield since he knew better to use it to his advantage. He charged the Jurassic Machine and in a few moments it was pure scrap metal. After he finished with that bit of fighting he flew to remains of the Bat Jet looked, around with his powerful vision and saw Lois and Batman. He quickly flew to them and went right past Discord ( which Discord found rude) and talked to them. " How you holding up ? " he asked Batman.

"I'm fine but we would both be not so fine if it weren't for our mysterious savior." Batman said gesturing to Doomsday and the yellow shield still around The Man of steel.

''Who did all this to help us?" Superman asked shocked at seeing Doomsday again and wrapped in concrete too.

"I Did !" came a voice from behind him. Superman turned around and got a good look at Discord. Discord walked up to him while whipping a cane out of midair. The cane was purple and yellow stripped with a big black gem on it. a piece of cotton candy appeared near his face and moved so he could take a bite and then moved away. Discord flipped himself upside down in the air and put out his arm for a upside down handshake to a very confused Superman.

" Sorry to ask ,But we never got your name. So who are you?" Batman asked while smirking on the inside at Superman's confused face.

Discord smiled and said" I'm Discord, spirit of chaos and disharmony and I would like to join the Justice League.

Author's Note

Sorry for the wait, but now a new chapter is here at last.

This was originally something I whipped off the top of my head but know it has my full dedication so expect some more of this.

Hope you all enjoy it and the next will be as soon as possible.

Patience

To all readers and fans of this story I would like to first say thank you for liking It, you guys give me the strength to keep going with this. Secondly -and the reason this is up- I will post new chapters soon. I took all your advice and i'm looking for a Editor. I haven't got one yet, but as soon as I have one( no one answered my adds yet) I will post new chapters. All I need is patience on your part and I promise There will be even greater randomness and more Chaos from Discord . Until Then see ya.