Twilight goes on a crazy adventure

by wtfponymytime

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Dark, Random, Adventure
Length: 1599

Twilight goes on an adventure through the brony community

One day Twilight wakes up supper, tiny about the size of a flea. She decides to look around. She comes across a tall rainbow structure. She Teleports to the top and hears Pinkie. Pinkie says "Oh Rainbow Dash you make such a great cupcake" and picks up the cupcake Twilight is on and takes a huge bite barley missing Twilight by a hair. Pinkie then proceeds to talk in a bad Rainbow Dash impression and says "You're right Pinkie I do taste good, don't I?" Pinkie then eats the rest of the cupcake causing Twilight to scream. Twilight was in Pinkie's mouth when the teeth almost came down on her and crushed her. Twilight used her horn to make light so she can see. She see's a small sliver of light and becomes curious on what it is. Twilight, now proceeding carefully, half walks half runs to see what it is. When she gets there she see's Rainbow Dash everywhere.
Twilight gets a little freaked out when she see's all the obsession over Rainbow Dash and almost instantly thinks of the chicken, Scootaloo. She see's Rainbow statues, water, clouds, grass, and Rainbow Dash everywhere. She looks in the sky and see's something out of the "ordinary" but thinks nothing of it. She looks around and come across a living Rainbow Dash sleeping. She's so shocked and happy to see a friendly face here. Twilight try's to do everything to wake her up but nothings working. One thought comes to Twilight, "Kiss her" but Twilight ignores her thought and goes on to try a spell. The spell worked, but Twilight didn't try to wake Rainbow up this time, she just tried to see her dreams. When Twilight looked at the dream she saw Applejack in a sexy position calling for Rainbow Dash. Every version of Rainbow Dash just came out of nowhere, normal Rainbow Dash, filly Rainbow Dash, human Rainbow Dash, evil Rainbow Dash, and many more Rainbow Dashes. They all walked up to Applejack and just sat and watched, watched her look at Twilight when she squealed at what she was seeing. Applejack then proceeded to climb out of the dream. Once she was out Twilight started to back up away from Applejack but tripped over Rainbow Dash who still didn't wake up. Applejack then stood over Twilight and began by saying "What in tarnation are you doing here sugar cube? This is now place for you!" Applejack now screaming with a blushed sound said "What all did you see? Answer me." Twilight now barley being able to talk replies "I didn't see anything, I swear" but Applejack didn't seem to trust her and said "YOU'RE LYING TO ME A'INT YA!" Twilight scared out of her wits confesses and says "Okay I saw you act like you where in love with Rainbow Dash and where acting all sexy and you wanted to have sex just to please her. That's all I seen I swear." Applejack still not buying it says "Are you sure that's all you've seen Twilight?" With Applejack not letting go anytime soon Twilight just finishes off telling what she had seen. "Okay well, I also seen you start to finger yourself to make a cum rain all over every last one of the Rainbow dashes. I also seen you lick your fingers and rub them around your nipples giving every Rainbow Dash a big wing boner including the real one sleeping." This time Applejack believes Twilight about what she seen since she did say the more sexual ones rather than what she did after Twilight looked away for a bit. Applejack climbs back into the dream and calls out as she steps in "If you want ta wake Rainbow you have ta kiss her smack dab on the lips. Oh and it has ta be a nice wet, juicy one to." Twilight says with a blush on her face says "Are you sure there is no other way?" but at this time Applejack was gone. Twilight, now despite to get her friend back decides it's time to try a kiss. So Twilight then get a big fat wet one ready and proceeds to kiss the sleeping Rainbow Dash. Once the kiss has been planted Rainbow Dash wakes up to see Twilight kissing her and decides to kiss her back and makes the kiss complete and made it last for a while. Twilight pulls away after a good long minute and begins to blush. Rainbow starts to say that it took awhile for Twilight to come around but Twilight cuts in and asks "How long where you awake? I would have stopped if I knew you where awake." Rainbow Dash proceeds to say "But I didn't want it to stop. If AJ never comes around I would want you! And lets face it Applejack will never come around to loving me like I do her." Twilight now shocked beyond belief runs every word Rainbow Dash had just told her. Twilight shakes her head and asks Rainbow Dash how to get out of that place. Rainbow Dash says she has been there awhile and doesn't know how to get out even though Twilight seen her earlier this week.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-28 00:46:09 UTC

The START

One day Twilight gets a letter from Princess Celestia. The letter contained a  map of an area Twilight has never seen be for.

The letter said, "Dear Twilight, many ponies have gone missing. We here at Canterlot are afraid the worst had happened to them. The map I sent you was found at the last victims house, your father."

Reading this made Twilight very sad and angry. "Spike, how could anypony do this? It's not right to take ponies away from anypony else", said Twilight

Twilight through down the letter and map and stormed out after the feeling sank in.

Spike coughed up another letter stating Shining Amour was informed. Spike then went to tell Twilight about the new letter he was given.

Twilight didn't want to hear any more of this terrible news, so she told Spike to get out and she fell asleep after about two hours because of all the terrible news floating around in her head.

The next day Twilight went to town to tell all of her friends, starting with Pinkie Pie, then Applejack, next Rainbow Dash, fallowed by Rarity, and finally Fluttershy.

Twilight noticed something different about Rainbow Dah, she actually looked sad and sounded like she truly cared, but Twilight asked and it's because Twilight looked really devastated and she just felt bad, which seemed a like a good reason so Twilight dropped it.

Pinkie felt bad for Twilight so she decided to through Twilight a party. Pinkie got all of her friends to join in.

Applejack got the food, Rarity made the decorations, Fluttershy got the music, Pinkie held the party at her house, and Rainbow was in charge of getting Twilight to come.

Once everything was ready Rainbow went to get Twilight but couldn't find her anywhere.

When she got back she told everypony else "I can't seem to find her anywhere. She's not in the library, or in Canterlot, I had Spike cheek with the Princess."

Stunned, everpony let out a gasp. Applejack chimed in and said "Are you sure you cheeked everywhere sugar cube? She could have gone to a secret room in the library to be away from everythin' else."

And she was right, Twilight went to a secret room below the library and fell asleep.

Twilight wakes up supper tiny, in the same room, about the size of a flea.

She decides to look around to understand what had happened. She comes across a tall rainbow structure on a table she never seen be for.

She Teleports to the top and hears Pinkie.

Pinkie says "Oh, Rainbow Dash you make such a great cupcake" and picks up the cupcake Twilight is on and takes a huge bite, barley missing Twilight by a hair.

Pinkie then proceeds to talk in a bad Rainbow Dash impression and says "You're right Pinkie I do taste good, don't I?"

Pinkie then eats the rest of the cupcake causing Twilight to scream. Twilight was in Pinkie's mouth when the teeth almost came down on her and crushed her.

Twilight used her horn to make light so she can see what all is going on.

She see's a small sliver of light and becomes curious on what it is.

Twilight, now proceeding carefully, half walks half runs to see what it is. When she gets there she see's Rainbow Dash everywhere.

Rainbow!?

Twilight gets a little freaked out when she see's all the obsession over Rainbow Dash and almost instantly thinks of the chicken, Scootaloo. She see's Rainbow statues, water, clouds, grass, and Rainbow Dash everywhere.

She looks in the sky and see's something out of the "ordinary" but thinks nothing of it.

She looks around and come across a living Rainbow Dash sleeping. She's so shocked and happy to see a friendly face here. Twilight try's to do everything to wake her up but nothings working.

One thought comes to Twilight, "Kiss her" but Twilight ignores her thought and goes on to try a spell.

The spell worked, but Twilight didn't try to wake Rainbow up this time, she just tried to see her dreams. When Twilight looked at the dream she saw Applejack in a sexy position calling for Rainbow Dash.

Every version of Rainbow Dash just came out of nowhere, normal Rainbow Dash, filly Rainbow Dash, human Rainbow Dash, evil Rainbow Dash, and many more Rainbow Dashes. They all walked up to Applejack and just sat and watched, watched her look at Twilight when she squealed at what she was seeing.

Applejack then proceeded to climb out of the dream. Once she was out Twilight started to back up away from Applejack but tripped over Rainbow Dash who still didn't wake up.

Applejack then stood over Twilight and began by saying "What in tarnation are you doing here sugar cube? This is now place for you!" Applejack now screaming with a blushed sound said "What all did you see? Answer me."

Twilight now barley being able to talk replies "I didn't see anything, I swear."

But Applejack didn't seem to trust her and said "YOU'RE LYING TO ME A'INT YA!"

Twilight scared out of her wits confesses and says "Okay I saw you act like you where in love with Rainbow Dash and where acting all sexy and you wanted to have sex just to please her. That's all I seen I swear."

Applejack still not buying it says "Are you sure that's all you've seen Twilight?"

With Applejack not letting go anytime soon, she just finishes off telling what she had seen, "Okay well, I also seen you start to finger yourself to make a cum rain all over every last one of the Rainbow dashes. I also seen you lick your fingers and rub them around your nipples giving every Rainbow Dash a big wing boner including the real one sleeping."

This time Applejack believes Twilight about what she seen since she did say the more sexual ones rather than what she did after Twilight looked away for a bit.

Applejack climbs back into the dream and calls out as she steps in "If you want ta wake Rainbow you have ta kiss her smack dab on the lips sugar cube. Oh and it has ta be a nice wet, juicy one to, okay?"

Twilight says with a blush on her face says "Are you sure there is no other way?" but at this time Applejack was gone.

Twilight, now despite to get her friend back decides it's time to try a kiss. So Twilight then get a big fat wet one ready and proceeds to kiss the sleeping Rainbow Dash.

Once the kiss has been planted, Rainbow Dash wakes up to see Twilight kissing her and decides to kiss her back and makes the kiss complete, and made it last for a while.

Twilight pulls away after a good long minute and begins to blush.

Rainbow starts to say that it took awhile for Twilight to come around but Twilight cuts in and asks "How long where you awake? I would have stopped if I knew you where awake."

Rainbow Dash proceeds to say "But I didn't want it to stop. If AJ never comes around, I would want you! And lets face it Applejack will never come around to loving me like I do her."

Twilight now shocked beyond belief runs every word Rainbow Dash had just told her.

Twilight shakes her head and asks Rainbow Dash how to get out of that place. Rainbow Dash says she has been there awhile and doesn't know how to get out even though Twilight seen her earlier this week.

ah, buck!!!

Twilight asked if Rainbow Dash would like to go with her to try and find a way out of that crazy place. Rainbow not wanting to be stuck anymore decides to go with her.

They walked for about an hour when Rainbow Dash started to complain about everything looking the same. Twilight noted what she said and decides to take a rest.

After another minute or so, Twilight and Rainbow Dash started to walk again.

All Rainbow Dash did was complain until Twilight just lost it. She went all out on Rainbow Dash, screaming, yelling, shouting, cursing, and just being plain rude. Rainbow Dash took the hint and zipped it, not to piss Twilight off anymore than she already has.

Twilight still thinking there going in circles looks into the sky and it just looks different somehow.

Twilight says in a soft voice "I got it, the structure I seen earlier. "

Rainbow Dash's curiosity got to her and looked in the sky. Rainbow Dash couldn't seem to understand what Twilight was looking at. But still scared to talk, didn't bother to ask.

Twilight now really getting pissed, was wondering where she was and what was is going on.

After another minute of walking they finally enter a new place. And instead of Rainbow Dash, it's Applejack.

Twilight looks over and sees Rainbow drooling with huge eyes and a massive, vain thumping, wing boner.

"Twilight this is the best place I've ever seen in my life!" said Rainbow Dash.

Twilight replies "Well, I'm just happy where out of the last place we where in."

An Applejack comes out from behind a tree on the left, and another from the right. The one on the right tries to seduce Twilight and the one on the left, Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash tells Twilight, "Sorry Twi, Applejack did finally come around to loving me, so yah."

Twilight just rolls her eyes not giving a fuck.