Episode 4: Neon-Pocalypse Meow Part 2:

And so we’re continuing where I left off, why am I splitting this up into two parts? Because I need a break like everyone else does, so shut up. I need to go and drain the fifteen and a half incher don’t you know? Anyways, where was I? Oh right, Blacky and Arrell…

So after Blacky had Neon suspicious and the little son of a bitch scratched the back of my legs and made me bleed a little bit, fucking prick, Neon called all of us except for Arrell to a meeting at the Party Store. By the way, the sun was going down and was going to be night time soon, so imagine that in your mind. Anyways, Neon had made us all come to the Party store and had all of us sit around the counter.

And as we were all gathered around Neon as he was standing behind the counter, Jack asked Neon, “The hell did you gathered us around for Neon?”

Neon then still with a smile no matter what, said to us all, “What have a problem gentlecolts. Arrell’s new “friend” is a threat to our “friendship” and something needs to be done about it.”

Forrest then said, “I don’t usually want to agree with Neon, but he is right, Blacky isn’t the cutest cat to be around. I’ll admit he seems nice at first, but he really isn’t once you get to know him.”

Mac then spouted out, “I concur! I saw that little snake in the grass go to talk to Applejack, and I think he is trying to throw a little coup against us.”

I then said to Mac, with a little annoyed look on my face and said to him, “That doesn’t even make sense. And you always see Applejack everywhere.”

Mac then had a little depressed look on his face with a frown and gave a little sigh and said, “Yeah… I know… ever since she is gone I have nothing left to live for.”

Arrell then suddenly came walking on in with a smile alongside Blacky and stood right behind and asked us, “Hey guys, what are you all doing right now?”

We then all turned around to look at Arrell and I spoke up and said, “We’re having a meeting about your new friend.”

Arrell then had a curious look on his face and he said, “What about him?”

Forrest then said to Arrell, “Well, while we shouldn’t be fighting each other, especially because of Neon and all, we all agree that your new friend needs to go.”

Arrell had an annoyed look on his face as he rolled his eyes at us and gave out an ‘ugh’ and said, “I told you guys this already, Blacky is fine. He’s friendly, he wouldn’t hurt a fly.”

Blacky then started walking up towards us and in front of Arrell and even surprised Arrell as he said, “I’m afraid they are partially right Arrell.”

Arrell had a little surprised, yet worried look on his face as he said to Blacky, “What are you talking about there Blacky?”

Arrell had even turned his head to the side a bit as well. Blacky then started explaining to us all, “While they are partially correct in their assessment about me, I really don’t care about you or the others. Really, I’m only after the ones you call Knight and Neon.”

Arrell, who was starting to look heartbroken, said to Blacky, “B-But… why?”

Blacky then started to turn around and look at the rest of us, specifically me and Neon as he then said, “You see, I’m not really a cat. More specifically a cat by soul. Let me ask you, do you believe in past lives?”

I then said with a curious look on my face, “Kind off… your point?”

Blacky, who was then looking at me, but throughout was looking at all of us, “Well, that is great. And it’s also great that you have a brain to think through about this stuff. You see, I had a past life and I was once a pony. A pony who used to be a sort of… bounty hunter you could say. I did some things, had debts to pay. And then one day someone by the name of TF came to me and wanted me to pay away that debt. At first I thought he was serious, and so I went along with him, on a little journey. He wanted someone so badly, so very badly, a blue unicorn that he was so pissed at. So me and a few others in a big group along with codenames, mines was Blacky, along with Mr. Brown, Grey, Star I believe the name was.’

We all went through quite a mess trying to find this unicorn. At first we thought it was going to be an easy, simple job. We blew up and derailed a train. Chased him through the woods, had a bunch cannibals try to go after him. Followed him deeper in the wilderness, found him and his little group at an abandoned and destroyed church, it was like hell to us all! And even though we killed his little friends one by one, sometimes easily, as they weren’t a match for us. They didn’t even have the skills to fight us. Yet, that blue unicorn was the one that we couldn’t get, he got away from us. And it turns out, our little leader TF, he was messing with me, he was messing with all of us, and it was all a lie. He back stabbed me and the others, especially the one that had the code name Sky.’

That poor young lad, he had his life ahead of him, and yet it was taken away. And my life was taken away all because TF was obsessed with you and wanting to see you hurt. And as it turns out, it was all a test to see how well you would do. And once I had died, I thought I was going to go to heaven at least, to see the one that I loved that died before The Great War. But I didn’t go to Heaven. Instead as my soul was ascending a little green earth pony jumped up and took me, and soon I ended up in a place called Neon Hell.’

I asked where was this place because I only have ever heard of Purgatory, but turns out there was another placed Hell, but not Neon Hell. I was tormented, tortured to what felt like a thousand years to me. But I didn’t give up hope, and soon my soul was able to escape that place, but not without a price. Parts of me are now gone forever, and the same for little friend that I brought along with me out of Neon Hell. And ever since I got out and somehow ended up in this cat’s body, I’ve been looking for the ones responsible for my death.”

I was starting to remember who this Blacky was, but just barely. I recall that little thing that I went through the woods, but I didn’t recall too much about that.

But I spoke up in my defense and said to Blacky, “What the hell did I do to you? I wasn’t the one that fucking killed you, that was TF!”

Blacky then stared down at me and said, “Oh but it is your fault. If it wasn’t for you, TF wouldn’t have fucked with me. And I wouldn’t have been in Neon Hell for a thousand years! And one way or another, you and Neon are going to pay the price.”

Neon the blurted out with a smile, “Not if I have anything to say about it!”

But Blacky just looked back at him with a sly charm of a smile and said to him, “Oh but I beg to differ my green friend. You’ll see.”

And then Blacky turned around without a single word, and walked away from and out of the Party Store. But for Arrell, it looked like he had just lost a friend that slightly reminded him of his pet bunny Asshat. And he didn’t say a word either as he just looked kind of sad while reaching his right arm forward, trying to not let go of Blacky, but Blacky left him. And then after a few second after Blacky left, Arrell put his right arm down and hanged his head low.

And from there, Jack got off with an annoyed look on his face, walked up behind him and placed his right arm on his back and went near his face and said to him, “Are you just going to let that piece of shit go Arrell?”

Arrell looked towards the direction of Jack with a sad face and said, “What can I do? He lied to me and… broke my heart a bit…”

Jack then said, “Cut that wimpy faggot Forrest shit out Arrell! You said you had muscles earlier, well what are you waiting for!? Huh!? Go out there and kick that fucking black cat’s ass! He’s smaller than you!”

Arrell’s sad face then started to turn into a determined one as he raised his head high and said to Jack while looking forward, “You’re right. He used me! But he isn’t going to get away with it!”

And then Arrell ran out the door of the Party Store, and Jack looked a little proud of Arrell, but Forrest was a little bummed out that Jack referenced him in his words. But we all soon followed Arrell out to see the fight that was going to take place outside the Party Store. And by the time we got out, the sun was setting, assuming you could see it and the night was about to take over the sky, assuming you could still see it.

And as Blacky was walking away still, Arrell caught up to him, but still keeping his distance from him, and said to Blacky with a mad look on his face, “Hey Blacky! I’m talking to you, you shit head!”

Blacky then stopped in his tracks and turned his head to look at Arrell, while we all caught up to them and stood behind Arrell, but Blacky had a slick smile on his face, as he wasn’t afraid of Arrell.

And then soon Blacky turned around and said to Arrell, “Yes, what is it my former friend?”

Arrell then said to him, “You aren’t walking away that easily! You come out here and fight me!”

Blacky then said to him, “Well… if you say so…”

And then Blacky started to levitate off the ground with his legs hanging down like he was meditating or something, but had full control of his two front arms as he just stared at Arrell with a smile. As for Arrell, he had wide eyes, not sure what to make of this little event. And without a word, Blacky made that little motion with his paw that said, ‘Come and get me bitch.’

And so Arrell shook his head to get rid of his wide eyes, and returned back to his mean and determined face, and started to charge forward towards Blacky, ready to raise his right hoof up and throw a bug ol’ punch at Blacky as he yelled, “AAAAAHHHHHHH!”

But to his dismay, as soon as he got close enough, Blacky raised his left paw, and threw the slightest punch, and that then sent Arrell flying backwards and into the dirt.

In which case, Arrell said once he landed, “Ow.”

As we saw Arrell land on the ground, we then all looked up at Blacky and Blacky was staring back at us. And as he did, he gave a little formal chuckle, and said to us, “So… you’re looking for a fight huh? Well then, let me introduce to you… Sky…”

And then from out of the ground, a black covered pony that looked like he was covered in black rock and water entirely, rose up from the ground as if he was rising from the depths of hell itself, and somehow Blacky was doing it all with his cat mind or something. And yes, it was Sky… rebirthed or something like that… And to say who Sky was, I believe that was his codename if I recall back in the forest back then. I really don’t know, I was kind of on the move, trying to Survive TF… and I’m not going to get into who he is as that’s a whole another story. But Sky was like some young kid who ended up getting tricked and ended up dying. Seemed to have been a good friend to Blacky too as far as I could tell.

And then Blacky then said to Sky, “Go and have some fun with Knight Sky.”

And then there was a low little growl that came from Sky and he then started walking menacingly towards me as I had wide eyes and wasn’t sure what to do here. I then looked around me and the other guys, aside from Neon who was just standing there, looking at Blacky, had stepped far away from me.

So Mac, Jack, and Forrest, who took ten steps away from me to the left of me yelled out, “YOU’VE GOT THIS KNIGHT!”

I then had an annoyed look on my face and looked at them and said, “Oh you sons of…”

I was then cut off as I was then punched really hard in the face by Sky, and my ass landed on the ground.

I then too said, “Ow.”

Meanwhile, Neon and Blacky was eyeing each other with no words. But then Neon started to rush forward and soon as Blacky saw this, he too rushed forward and as soon as they met in the middle and clashed with each other, all they did was started throwing numerous, quick little punches at each other, while blocking and dodging punches, all at a fast pace.

Sometimes Neon was hitting Blacky, sometimes Blacky was hitting Neon. And both had looks of hard determination to win this fight against each other. While that was all going on, I was trying to defend myself against Sky, and I didn’t have too much fighting I my blood, I was kind of in the middle you know. Can do some fighting, but not really, and can do some of the thinking, but not really.

And as I was trying to dodge some of Sky’s punches just barely as I was stumbling on my feet… hooves… whatever…, Jack was telling me, from afar, “Go for the nuts Knight! That always works for me!”

I then said to Jack as I was trying to dodge Sky, “His nuts is fucking rocks you dipshit!”

Jack then responded back to me with, “Well try anyway!”

I then responded back to him with, “Fuck you!”

And while I was dodging and shit, Neon and Blacky were still going at it, but Neon and Blacky started adding kicks to their methods with their legs…so yeah… Nothing really to add there, just repeating the same moves on a loop like dragon Ball Z. Anyways, as I was trying to fight off Sky, I was running away a little bit, but Sky was close behind me. And I kept my head looking back, trying to keep my distance from him. And then I spotted a rock near me, a medium rock, and then I used my magic to pick up that rock, and throw it right at Sky. But it did barely any shit to him as it just scuffed him a little.

And as I was running, and stumbling a bit in my steps, I said to him, “Stay away from me!”

But then I started to think for a bit, trying to see what I could do to get me out of this situation, and then I remembered that I still have my satchel on and that I had a gun in it.

So I then said out loud to myself, “Ah ha!”

I then used my magic, opened up my satchel, and pulled out my handgun that no one else was questioning about, and I said to myself quickly, “Huh… I forgot I had this.”

And then I used my magic, metaphorically took a holds of the gun, aimed it at Sky, and started shooting at him to see if that worked. It did not as once again, it only scuffed him a little, but only by a bit. But it did enough to where Sky gave a longer growl this time, like he was crying in pain or some shit like that.

And I then said to myself, “Well shit…”

And then I put the handgun back into my satchel, tried to think of another plan. Meanwhile with Neon and Blacky, they were going at it for a bit, almost like a scene where there needs to be some fucking metal playing the background with cool sound effects going on with some slow motion bits thrown in. It looked kind of cool, but whatever.

The important part here is that eventually Blacky missed a punch that he threw, while Neon dodged that punch, and instead threw one finale punch that would end the fight.

Neon threw a punch right at Blacky’s cat face, hard enough to where it sent Blacky sailing through the sun set sky and far away from Stalia, as Blacky was yelling out loud as he was soaring away from the fight, “This isn’t over!”

And Neon finally calmed down, went back on all fours, and with a smile. As for me, I was trying to do some thinking and finally came up with something. So I quickly turned my whole body to full attention towards Sky, as I kept backing up, but trying not to stumble on myself. I then fired up my ol’ unicorn horn, and fired a spell that Celestia had taught me many years ago back at her school when I used to be her personal student… since you know… she’s dead now cause of the blast. And I hit it directly at Sky.

And as sky was in the middle of throwing a punch at my face, the spell took hold, slowed him down and eventually to a grinding halt. And then Sky was frozen in place, not being able to move unless I used another spell to free him. And in the nick of time too, because his left pony hoof was about to hit me right square in the face.

And as I had stopped him just in time, I had a look on my face of relief, and said to myself, “Wooo… good thing I paid some attention in Celestia’s school.”

And then I stepped away from Sky’s frozen body, and we all gathered together, yes even the deserters, but whatever, we moved on.

And then we all walked over to Arrell who was still on the ground, as he raised his head up and was rubbing his head with his left hoof and looked a bit dazed and confused, he said out loud, “Awwww… what happened?”

I then said to Arrell, “We kicked your ex-friend’s little ass and now he isn’t a problem anymore.”

As I was saying that, Arrell was getting up from the ground himself and was looking at me with a worried and sorry look on his face.

He then said to us all, “I’m sorry that I didn’t realize sooner that he was only using me to get to you guys.”

I then said to him, “It’s fine, what’s done has been done, it’s in the past.”

Neon then also said, “It’s ok Arrell, some of the demons of the damned are going to come up and fight against us unexpectedly, it isn’t your fault. Come! I’ll make all of you a blood shake!”

And then we all looked nervously and said, “Uhhhhhh… yeah… sure…”

And then we all had forced smile on our faces and we were all walking back to the Party Store. And as we walked away, Sky, who was still frozen in place, made a low growl noise, pretty much saying, he wasn’t done yet… bum bum buuuuuuuuuuuum…

Alright, I’ll see you all next time I guess…

Author's Note

That's it for now, more in the future. See you until next time...