life is magic

by adrenalinrush

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 1245

scott a human is thrust head first into equestria.

scott,a sub-par human wakes up to find he has wings and hooves. follow his adventures in equestria and beyond.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-20 14:38:24 UTC

ch.1 life is magic

oh man what a bad headache.my head was throbbing like crazy and my vision was blurry.I try to stand up just then i realize

i'm not at a bar,night club,or a bench in central park not at work either "My boss is gonna kill me." so i'm in a feild

  and this definitly NOT new york. "Where the hay am i!", i groaned when i realize that there is a light over the next hill.

i take a step....and realize i'm walking with HOOVES i run to the nearest lake and see my reflection.I'm a pony with a white

coat and black mane and i have racing flags crossed,i have wings and their each about 5 ft. across. my head was buzzing

and i moan "Dear sweet celestia,i'm in my little pony!?" for a year i've been wanting this and it's finally mine i unurl my wings

and i start soaring,but then i black out. when i awaken i see six ponies staring at me."are you alright mister." the pink one

exclaims. "i'm ok" i lie. i get up and dust myself off and say "hi i'm adrenalin rush,but you can call me rush." "well do you

have a place to stay,at least since your hurt?" the purple one in the front asked me "no." i said with a sigh. "well you can

stay at my place for the night ok." "okay, whats the worst that could happen i already have a sprained wing."

i woke up with a bit of energy,but not much. when twilight sparkle is already awake reading a book iasked i there were any

jobs for a pony like me and she told me that sweet apple acres was hiring "wow thanks twilight." she bid me farewell and i

was of to sweet apple acres. i reach it within five minutes and approach applejack for a job.

" Ah dunno, we ain't never seen a pegasus keep their own weight round here."

" But i'm not your regular pegasus, applejack." i went up and kicked a tree and to my surprise and apparently applejack's all

of the apples came down and surrounded the trunk.

"Well your hired adrenalin."

"just like that?"

"yup."

i spent the remainder of my day bucking apples and working the feilds, when it was time to collect my pay i was payed in one

silver bit and five more copper bits. i lew up into a cloud ater dark and fell asleep.

sorry for the short chapter I'm very rushed right now but i have big plans or this it will.be.AWESOME!!!!!

i'll try to get some more chapters done please give me ideas everybody thx for reading and expect more tonight!- adrenalin rush AKA scott

ch.2 back story

As you can already realize i'm not a pony, but it's been fun being one. I was born with the name Scott Thornton and born

and raised in new york until I was three my dad left and we moved to florida. I moved back to new york to start my career as

a rave club DJ, I was great until i was in a car accident, they said my hands would have spasms from time and time again

and completely wrecked my career as a DJ, I went home and realized that I was being kicked out tomorrow I went to bed on

my couch and that is when i woke up in Equestria, I'm not going back and I never will.

I woke up on my cloud and headed to sweet apple acres when i saw a red stallion bucking some apples.

"Hey who are you."

"Oh ah'm Big Macintosh,who are you."

"I'm Adrenalin Rush i'm the newest harvester here."

" Ah thought i heard applejack talkin' about hirin' a new pony."

"Well I gotta go earn my pay, so bye." then big mac walked away and let me with a cart full of empty barrels. My day was

more of the same i collected my pay and went off to explore ponyville. I visited twilight and she said my wing was fine and I

would be able to fly as soon as i was ready.

" Well I don't plan on leaving ponyville just yet Twilight,"

" Thats fine if it's in your best interest."

I left and went to see that pink, jittery pony called Pinkie Pie. I went into the bakery and heard a loud noise.

"OHMYGOSH,IT'SYOUI'MSOGLADYOURBETTERI'MAGOGETYOURPARTYREADY."

"Do you speak like that all the time because my ears are ringing."

"I'll just leave so you can plan my party,bye."

well that was eventfull, i thought and headed off to an open patch of ground to try and fly, i lifted up my wings and started

flapping them each time i got a little higher in the air until i reached the clouds, i started to glide down to the ground when i

caught something black out of the corner of my eye and then darkness overwhelmed my vision,i heard something cry out to

me, it was my voice but darker,it consumed my mind and said

"Well well looks like the goody two-shoes has come out to play,hehehehe."

"Who is there,I'm warning you to stay back." it laughed,i nearly choked on my fear, it lashed out with ungodly speed,as i bled

to death in my mind it consumed me.

POV SHIFT

name:unknown

the weakling thought he defeat me,ha,no matter he is defeated now and i am in control

"It's time to change this weak form."

I said to myself,the body change into a six foot,seven man with black hair and white 16 foot wings.then something strange

happened and I was split into two people one with white hair and wings and I with black color scheme.

"Damn,even when unconcious light always wins."

POV SHIFT

name: adrenalin rush

I awoke to find a strange version of me with wings i stood up and said "Who the flying fuck are you!?"

"I am you,rush."

"OK, so thats bucking beleivable."

"Well see in this state you're not actually rush, you are in the form of you're "good" conscience harmony and I am you're evil concience chaos."

"Well then I should really get twilight to f***ing help me."

"Not feeling very good are we, have some self control."

"Well can we please go back to pony form."

"Can't do that, this form is a mixture of pegasus and human, you're in total sync with this world, and you're powers."

"Powers I don't have any" I was cut off by a glowing white aura enveloping my body.

play this http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=xPfMb50dsOk it is living tombstone remix for the conversation of rush and chaos.

I opened my eyes to see myself on a couch,Twilight's couch in fact, still in my hybrid form. I heard someone talk,it was twilight.

"We still don't kow what that thing is,and more importantly where is adrenalin."

I burst through the door and said with a sly smile "Right here."

"But that's impossible,rush is a pony and your'e not."

"My dear,everything is never,ever as it seems." I said in chaos's voice.

ONE LONG STORY LATER

"And that is how this came to be,now i should be of to bed,as should you sleep deprivation does'nt compliment you."

and then I was off to sleep,in my dreams i enjoyed a long chat with harmony and chaos,got chase by a giant biscuit

controlled by chaos,dirty bastard,and woke up.