In Some Forest
"I´m so hungry." One of the ponies exclaimed.
"I know, we been traveling for days."
"Hay look a crate." One said with excitement.
The three quickly ran to the crate. It read Tomatoes.
"O fuck ya." One said as he tried to pry open the crate. The crate began to shake. A human crashed through the crate and uppercutted the stallion.
"O shit, I killed the poor basterd." The human looked at the other two. "Zinger ain´t going back to prison, no witnesses." He said right before he kicked them through a tree. Zinger shielded his eyes from the bright light of the Sun. He squinted his eyes. "Fuck you Sun."
Some where in the royal castle
Celestia begain to shiver. "What's wrong dear sister?" Luna asked.
"I don't know, I think somepony just insulted my Sun."
Luna just held a cheacky grin and laught.
Back to the forest
Zinger had been walking for 5 minutes until he reached the end. "Fuck ya social interaction." He said as he looked at the town of western ponies
In Appleloosa
"This place is full of hicks and inbreads." Zinger said to all, to hear.
"Hi I´m Braeburn, nice to meet´cha." A pony said.
"O, O one spotted me. " Zinger though to himself. He looked at the pony who just kept smiling.
"Can I give you a tour?" Braeburn asked.
Zinger looked at the stallion. "Just need to remember, don't bend over." Zinger though.
"Sure"
A Stupid Tour Later
"So how do you like it?" The pony said with a large creepy smile.
The human just looked at the pony
