A Brony goes to Ponyville and scares everyone part 2
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A Brony Goes to Ponyville and Scares Everyone Part 2
A Brony goes to Ponyville and scares everyone part 2
Upon leaving Zecora's hut, and hearing the sounds of dry heaving slowly fade away with each step he took. Brownie found himself admiring the scenery, "OH my Celestia!, it's Just like the cartoon!" he blurted out as he walked through the forest towards the clearing. As soon as he arrived at the edge of the forest wall we looked out in front of him and Jumped like a little girl, hands pushed up in between his 2nd and 3rd chin making a strange squee sound reminiscent to that of a creaking door, He was so excited to what he saw before him he farted a little. The view that lay before him was of course the Ponyville landscape, He bounded across the field like Maria from "The sound of Music" if she put on a few pounds and didn't bathe for a month, But due to his obesity this didn't last long (Thankfully), so he decided to walk the rest of the way instead, huffing and puffing with a slight limp.
After spending days at an end cooped up in doors, he looked rather illuminous in the open, the sun reflecting on his oily skin, greasy hair, and the rim of his glasses, and the droplets of sweat running down his forehead due to his 5 minutes of walking made it look as if he was wrapped in cling film. Ahead of him he saw some more trees, These trees looked a lot different than the ones that grew in the forest, These trees were more, Bright and colourful, with little red specks on them, "FLIPPIN' FISHSTICKS!" he thought to himself aloud "This must be Sweet Apple Acres!!" With the thought of seeing another pony and getting out of the hot sun, he made his way towards the Apple trees.
Though the trees were drawn in the recognisable cartoon style of the show, they looked very beautiful. The Bright Red Apples hanging surrounded by the zesty green Leaves that brushed smoothly against each other in the Gentle breeze, the Sun shining upon them made it look as if Emeralds and Rubies were sprouting on them as well, The sky that was seen through the Branches was the deepest of blue and the chirping birds along with the cool whispering of the breeze made it all the more soothing. None of this phased Brownie of course, he was too interested in the Tree house that stood ahead of him, As he drew closer to the Wooden structure it became more apparent that this was the Tree house that belonged to 3 little Fillies known as "The Cutiemark Crusaders", Brownie felt as if the wind itself was carrying him towards the Clubhouse, (of course that may have been his usual response to excitement when he awkwardly passes wind without realising). The steps that led to the Clubhouse was a mighty trek for him to endure, Even though the Tree house itself was only but 5 feet from the ground, He pressed himself against the wall to hear one of the CMC's meetings taking place.
He Quietly looked in the window (I use the term "Quietly" very loosely as the floorboards of the balcony cried under his weight), The little white Unicorn Filly known as "Sweetie Belle" was the first to notice him she let out a short squeak of fear as the sight of him took her by surprise, this of course caught the attention of her little friends; A Yellow Earth Pony known as "Applebloom" and an Orange Pegasus known as "Scootaloo", They all looked as Brownie walked Excitedly towards the Door, the CMC feeling the floor quiver under the weight of each step. He walked into the Clubhouse, In front of him the 3 Little ponies huddled together. Remembering a past Episode of the show, Brownie quoted possibly the most unnecessary Line he could think of saying at this moment, He knelt down, Darted his eyes on all 3 and said "HIIII GIIIIRLS!", Sweetiebelle started to Quietly sob with fear as Applebloom and Scootaloo hugged Tighter without taking their terrified eyes away from Brownie. Noticing how Uncomfortable they appeared, Brownie stretched out his pillow case arm and with his sausage fingers patted each one on the head trying to reassure them that he was no threat, He introduced himself "Hi, Nice to meet you I'm your biggest fan!" Little Scootaloo was the first to speak "W.....who are you?"
Brownies grin grew wider exposing more of his yellow buttery teeth, adding a sprinkie of Wince to the ponies faces "My species is Human, I have travelled from a distant Planet" As a teary eyed Sweetiebelle and an equally terrified Scootaloo shakingly hugged, Applebloom being the natural Cynic, now had a more puzzled look on her face, "So you're some sort of Alien?" Brownie contemplated this for a Moment, he knew he wasn't but that may have been an easier reason for the fillies to understand, rather than say he was clopping to ponies in his world and mysteriously appeared in ponyville after falling asleep for 5 minutes, He nodded, Applebloom quietly conversed with her friends, every now and again one of them poked their head out of their conversational circle to give him an unsure look. During this time, Brownie was looking at the drawings on the wall of the Clubhouse of all the attempts the crusaders have made in order to potentially earn their Cutie Marks, The meeting came to en end when Sweetiebelle ushered a small "Ah hem!", This sounded very cute to our friend as he let out a small Croaky "Sqwee" accompanied by a small fart, These odd sounds made Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle exchance confused looks as Applebloom opened her mouth to Talk "Since you're an Alien I'm going to have to take you to the Smartest pony I know", This didn't bother Brownie, as long as he was going to see another Pony this didn't bother him, so he agreed to it.
The Crusaders Led Brownie to a large Red barn, Inside the barn There was an Orange Earth Pony which Brownie recognised to be Applejack. Applebloom ran over to A.J and gave her a hug, she introduced this Alien Creature to her older sister, Brownie's heart Skipped a beat, as he has an undying love for the "Mane six" and being alone in the barn with Applejack reminded him of so many Saucy Pictures and Fanfics he has looked at. Applejack circled around him as if looking for an obvious clue as to what he was, After finding Nothing, She stood in front of him again "Who are you stranger?" Brownie said nothing for a while, He was taking in the beauty of her big green Eyes, and imagining how many ponies have kissed her lips. He finally Spoke "You can call me Brownie", Applejack raised an Eyebrow and responded, "Brownie?, like the Chocolate cake brownie?" Brownie Nodded while still having the creepy open mouth grin on his face he had since he entered ponyville, Applejack Looked at his frame, "So Mr Brownie, What brings you to Ponyville?" she said more with a calm demeanour, "I fell asleep At my home and woke up in the Everfree Forest, It's so Bucking Awesome to be in Ponyville and to meet you Applejack, I know all about you! I'm your biggest fan!" Immediately Applejacks face turned into the exact copy of Zecora's when she realised he seems to know more than he should "Applebloom, get Big Macintosh in here Stat!" She ordered.