Waking To A New You

I slumped onto the bed carelessly, just my usual hobby of doing so.

I whacked my blanket onto my shivering body as I set the air conditioner to 6 degrees Celsius, which is kind of cold (unfortunately I was used to doing it and can't sleep if I didn't) to me.

And then the problem started.

I woke up, turning my head around to the alarm clock, which sat on the small table on my right side.

"6 AM?!?"

Wait, whose voice was that?

I turned again, looking for any signs that some weird stranger is sitting on my computer desk.

No. I was all alone in my room. No stranger either.

Now it was time to get up. And of course it was horrible.

I couldn't sit up.

Then my blanket levitated. This time with some weird light-blue aura which reminded me of Rarity.

I turned my head to the left, and there she was!

I sprung out of my bed, adrenaline flowing through my veins. It's no wonder her pop-out-from-nowhere appearance was shocking.

"Hey, what were you-"

Who was that? Did she have a companion with her?

That was when I saw my reflection in the mirror. It wasn't me, it was some alicorn with purplish (no words to explain it further) pony-tailed mane and straight tail. The thing that was intriguing about the mane was the patch of white hair.

"Okay.... Can I kill myself now?" I asked Rarity, who was looking straight at me with amazement.

"Ooh, my ponytail fits you!"

Congratulations, princess, you barely got her attention!

I rolled my eyes, and staring at the new figure I had, took a deep breath.

"It's only a dream, it's only a dream." I whispered to myself, looking at myself again. I tried to dismiss everything by laying on the bed and letting myself go to sleep.

Then I woke up after Rarity pulled my blanket off.

"Hey, it's 8 AM. You really are nervous, aren't you?"

I rolled out of the bed, landing on my hooves.

"Can you just get me out of this weird body?" I demanded her.

"No need to glare. I was here to help you." she replied with her pitiful eyes.

Am I really going to accept this or not?

"Hi, new pony!"

Pinkie Pie then popped out of nowhere, squealing: "Surprise!", making me jump and causing me to hit the ceiling and lose consciousness. It was her second squeal which slapped me out of my trance.

"Your voice hurts. Can't you go be a little more, you know, silent?" I asked the party pony hopping on my bed.

Gah, you're ruining it with your perfume!

Yes, I could smell the familiar (stinking) perfume that came from her. It was a gift from my cousin, which I greatly disliked.

Pinkie Pie stopped on her jumping and sat on the bed silently.

"Bravo, you finally knew how to shut up." I said under my breath, naturally levitating a pen and paper. I scribbled the words 'Leave me alone' in capital letters and popped it in front of them.

Rarity shook her head in response.

WHACK!

I threw the paper out of my window, muttering to myself about my early morning furiously.

"Okay, tell me why this is happening?" I stomped my left hoof angrily, waiting for an answer.

Rarity sighed.

"Princess Celestia was creating a spell that would restore Equestria's harmony after Discord created chaos, then this happened! We were transported to this realm and some unfortunate humans were turned to ponies. That includes you."

"So it was Celestia who did it? Goodness!" I muttered, levitating my pen and throwing it out.

Pinkie giggled, making me assume a stoop and glare angrily at her.

"Well, shit. Fucking damn it." I said under my breath.

Losing my whole life wasn't just it. I even lost my original form.

I flung my head down in resignation.

"So, you're saying I'll stay like this, forever?"

Rarity didn't answer back, as if she was unsure. She then looked hard into my eyes.

"I'm not sure."

It was then I felt relieved. Thankfully the results weren't up yet (and the fact that I'll probably hang myself if I have to stay like this forever).

Rarity stared at my mane again with mysterious interest.

I rolled my eyes for the second time.

"I am so better off as myself."

You know why I hate this? Because fuck magic! I wouldn't have been in so much trouble if magic didn't exist!

Rarity poked me with her hoof.

"Are you alright?"

I shook my head before turning to the clock.

11 AM. I can't believe I spent three hours talking to myself and having Rarity and Pinkie Pie on my goddamned bed.

Tragic enough to talk to yourself?

Bravo, here's the weird voice in my head again.

Sorry, was looking into your memories.

What?!? She invaded my privacy! What a rotten jerk!

Oops.

Rarity was staring at me with completely wide eyes.

"How come you look like that?"

Tell her I am stuck with you in full control, hypocrite!

"Well, there's this insane voice in my head that's being a whore." I answered back.

Whore? Shut the hell up, princess!

"Can I kill myself now?"

Pinkie Pie burst into spontaneous laughter, hopping on my bed and spreading the same, familiar stinking stench.

I gagged at the smell alone.

And then my mind went to total overdrive, causing me, as Rarity had stated, to have my pupils completely dilated.

Your mind on overdrive, princess?

Aaand here goes the weird voice in my head.

Bravo. You get to start a horrible day without having a single clue about what is going on.