Rarity's Very Spooky Day

by LucasG

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 1084

Rarity gets a pumpkin and spooks ponies

warnin: very spoooky story. scaryer than cupycakes!
Rarity decides to scare people because she has a pumpkin and it really scary!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-27 12:42:33 UTC

Spooky time

One sunny day rarity was just walking down the road in ponyville and it was nighttime so was dark. She was wearing a cape with a picture of a ghost on it because she was feeling spooky.

She said "oh dearest me I really need to spook some dear people because I am feeling so delightfully spooky darling", she hopped to fluttershy's house.

"oh um hello um rarity um" said fluttershy

"give me pumpkin" said rarity, her eyes were bloodshot and it was really scary, trust me!

"um ok, yes ok here you go. if you like pumpkins you will love this pumpkin because it's a pumpkin". Fluttershy gave Rarity a really big pumpkin. It was orange like pumpkins are.

"mmmm, I really like that pumpkin" screamed rarity, she was bouncing up and down like a crazy pony would bounce.

"it is my only pumpkin and I really love it so look after it" said Fluttershy, she was sad because it was her only pumpkin and she really love it. She hugged rarity and they both cried for a few minutes.

"well, I take pumpkin home now" sang Rarity as she tip toed backwards. Fluttershy closed her door and sat down on the couch and watched TV, "Pie in the Sky" starring Richard Griffiths was on and that was her favourite show.

Rarity was being really cunning and scary. She was pouncing around the street at night with her new pumpkin waiting to scare ponys so bad that they were scared! She then screamed so loud.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK" she screamed. "My pumpkin aint got a face! Fluttershy gave me a regular pumpkin but I want a jacko'latin!!!" She started to cry.

"oh wait a sec, I have an idea" she said this because she had an idea. She went to Spike.

"oy sprike" shouted Rarity as she threw stones at him.

"ouchies, whattah you want" he asked as he ate the rocks that him.

"I know you have lots of knifes so was wondering if you can carve my pumpkin?"

"sure thing" said spike as his eyes turned into love hearts and he floated in the air.

Spike started to carve a face into the pumpkin. It was so scary that when he was done he screamed.

"Thanks dear" said Rarity as she ran off.

"what a babe" said Spike.

Rarity was now really spooky! she had the cape with the ghosties on, the scary pumpkin but most of all, she had the spookyness. Her face was enraged with scaryness, her eyes were red and her mouth opened up really wide so you could see all of her teeth. She saw a pony about to walk past. It was Octavi. Octavia walked past and Rarity jumped up from behind trash can and waved the pumpkin in Octavia's face while screaming "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA" like in the crash bandicoot games when you hit those boxes and the mask guy comes up. It was scary

"AAAAAAAEEEEI! I'M BEING SPOOKED!" screamed Octavia as she ran home crying to watch "Pie in the Sky" starring Richard Griffiths.

"Sucsess" said the spooky rarity as she grinned.

Octavia had phoned up everyone in Ponyville and told them that there was a spooky Pumpkin on the loose. Everyone was spooked.

"I am the champion" screamed Rarity as she pranced through the night. She was the queen, she was everything, she was the spooker. She started to spin around in the rain and it was really good and looked really well done.

Meanwhile Spike went to check on Rainbow Dash.

"I hope Rares doesn't mind if I extend our relationship a little" he said as he knocked on Rainbow Dash's door (he got a balloon ride there).

Rainbow dash kicked open the door and hit spike by accident and he fell of cloud so she did a sonic rainboom and saved him. "woah there sorry" she said, "I thought you were the.....spooker!"

"I aint no spooker woman!" Spike yelled in defence. "Who is this one they call the.....spooker?"

"Well" Said Rainbow, "Everypony is screaming over this pumpkin that is spooking people!"

"oh you mean rari..." Spike begun

"Rarity is the spooker?" yelled rainbow dashie

"NO! She's innocent!" Spike screamed.

"oh ok" said rainbow dash "good thing too! everyone is planning to kill the spooker!"

Spike gulped so hard that you could hear him gulp.

"You gulped" said Rainbow dash.

"I know" said Spike...

Rarity was screaming with joy, she was being so spooky! But she didn't know people wanted her dead.

suddenly a bunch of flaming torches appeared in the horizon.

"what" said Rarity as she saw ponies march towards her with fiery torches.

"kill the spooker" they chanted as they got nearer

"I've been bamboozled!" said Rarity. she put the pumpkin on her head to hide her identity.

All the ponies and spike circled her and were about to burn her alive when she spoke up.

"Ladies and gentlecolts, I have an announcement" the spooker (rarity) said.

"oh phew, she's going to admit her wrongs and we can move on" said Spike with a cheeky little wink.

"I am actually spike" said the spooker.

"woah, wait, what" yelled spike.

"You heard them!" said Octavia, "Kill spike"

Everypony circled spike and tore him up, it was really brutal. Think about cupcakes and then think what that would be if it was worse. That is how bad this epic moment in this story would be.

Spike was dead, it was really sickening and sad and tragic. I wasn't even going to put it in the story but I did because it's scary.

Octavia cried as she crushed his skull with her hooves. "He's dead" she said. "He's finally dead" she whimpered. "He can't hurt us anymore".

All the ponies and Rarity went to their houses to get a night's sleep.

Rarity decided she should go to Fluttershy's house and say sorry for the pumpkin.

"I am sorry" said Rarity.

"It's ok" said Fluttershy, "I understand that you did it for the greater good"

"you can bet your fat ass I did" smiled Rarity as she did a cheeky wink to the camera

"Let's watch some Pie in the Sky starring Richard Griffiths" they both said as they walked inside.

As the door closed, the moon continued to shine. On the ground lay Spike's crushed skull and Rarity's cape. There was a faint sound in the wind. It almost sounded just like Spike saying "I'll be back to spook you".....

The end?