A Party Of Interdimensional Celestias

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Sex, Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Pinkie Pie
Length: 949

Alicorn Pinkie Pie invites hundreds of Celestias from across the Multiverse to a party. Unfortunately many of the Celestias have conflicting; personalities, morals and opinions.

Alicorn Pinkie Pie invites hundreds of Celestias from across the Multiverse to a party. Unfortunately, many of the Celestias have conflicting; personalities, morals and opinions.

Warning: Reader Discretion is Advised For: foul language, violence and controversial subjects.

Note: I got the idea while I was drunk out of my mind, so you shouldn't take this story seriously. Was made for WTF silliness.

Published 2013-05-27 20:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-27 20:10:01 UTC

Interdimensional Celestias At Alicorn Pinkie Pie's Party

Pinkie Pie, the Alicorn Goddess of Laughter sat on a golden throne over looking a massive white marble hall, the sun's rays shined through dozens of circular windows on the ceiling. Down on the floor there were hundreds of balloons hovering about and wooden tables with; candy, alcoholic beverages and chocolate cakes on them.

She was ready for the Celestias from all those other parallel universes, which will come through the transdimensional portals, which she made in each of their universes.

"Everything is going to be fine. This will be the best party ever." she thought.

The huge golden doors on the opposite side of the hall opened, followed by two identical Alicorn Celestias trotting in.

"WELCOME!" shouted Pinkie Pie in the Royal Canterlot Voice.

"Does this party got any soylent food?" they both said at the same time.

"Um, no."

"Well then, we're leaving then!" they shouted angrily.

Moments later when they left another Celestia walked in.

"Hey, does your party have any Human food?"

"Human food?"

"Well you see in my universe us Ponies have enslaved Humanity and eat their babies as a delicacy."

"Uhhhh, I'm not sure if the other transdimensional guests would like seeing you eat Human babies."

"Well then, I'm not gonna attend a party if there's gonna be no Human food on the menu!" she said angrily.

The Celestia walked out in a huff.

Suddenly hundreds of Celestias stormed in. Most of the Celestias looked pretty much exactly the same as each other, some however had undergone cybernetic enhancements or magical rune tattoo like markings to their bodies. Some of the Celestias weren't happy about seeing the cyborg and tattooed versions of themselves.

Pinkie Pie's plan was to get to know each and everyone of them. Starting with Celestia from universe 00A1.

"So, tell us about yourself Celestia from universe Zero Zero A One?"

The hundreds of Celestias of the room turned to face a blushing Celestia sitting at a table by herself in a corner of the room.

"Well.... I'm ruler of Equestria like the rest of you, I'm over fifty billion years old and---

"Fifty billion years old?" shouted another Celestia in disbelief from the opposite side of the hall.

"Well... I'm immortal like the rest of you."

"Hey! I'm not immortal!" shouted one Celestia from the opposite side of the hall.

"Who's your somepony?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Oh, well he's not a Pony."

Many Celestia gasped in shock.

"Then what is he?" shouted Celestia from a table nearby.

"Well, I met him about 30 billion years ago in Ponyville--

"In Ponyville?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"My world can never die like myself."

On the opposite side of the room Celestia slammed her hooves on a table snapping it in half.

"Cut to the chase Celestia Zero Zero A One what is he!" she screamed.

"My sweet Joe is a Human."

Many Celestias said "Aww" while a few dozen sitting nearby vomited and called her 'disgusting' and an 'ape fucker'.

"You have sex with a Human?!" shouted Celestia nearby.

"Yes, got a problem with that?"

"They are dirty shit eating monkeys!"

"CELESTIA ZERO POINT ONE SEVEN DON'T YOU TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY CUDDLEWOZEMS! YOU XENOPHOBIC BITCH!" she screamed in the Royal Canterlot Voice.

"Here I am trying to rid Earth of those fucking monkeys, and I hear that one of my alternate selves.... " Celestia Zero Point One Seven then screamed in the Royal Canterlot Voice. "HAS SEX WITH THEM?!"

"You must be one of those Conversion Bureau bitches!"

"Hey! I find that offensive!" shouted a Celestia among dozens of angry Celestias glaring at Celestia 00A1.

"Yeah well, we find it offensive that you forcefully turn our Human friends into zombie minded Ponies!" shouted a Celestia among a large group of angry Celestias.

"Oh look, more of the filthy monkey fuckers!" shouted Celestia Zero Point One Seven.

"Please, everyone stop fighting!" shouted Pinkie Pie.

"Pinkie Pie! Those Celestias fuck monkeys!" shouted Celestia Zero Point One Seven.

"And? I fuck a sapient squid!"

"Ewwwwww! Pinkie Pie! You're just as sick as they are! We should kill all the Humans!"

"NOPONY HURTS MY HUMANS!" screamed Celestia 00A1 in the Royal Canterlot Voice.

Celestia 00A1 flew into the air, then proceeded to fire blue particle beams from her eyes at Celestia Zero Point One Seven, which she blocked with a force field.

"Oh, you wanna fight you ape fucker?!"

And then madness broke out.

Like minded Celestias grouped together casting spells at other Celestias they disagreed with. They kicked, wrestled one another and had cast such powerful spells they blasted holes in the walls of the castle. Some Celestias flew away not wanting anything to do with the fighting.

"Stop everyone! Stop fighting! Love and tolerate!" cried Pinkie Pie on her throne watching the Celestias killing one another.

In the Ponyville Schoolhouse a Draconequus, whom was the recently reformed Spirit Of Chaos known as Discord was sat on a wooden stool holding a book before a class of shocked Pony children, some of which were crying.

"And that's what would happen if hundreds of Celestias from across the Multiverse were at a party."

He then closed the book with a smug grin on his face.

"Um, thank you.... Discord. That was interesting and possibly psychologically scarring for the children." said Cheerilee.

"Oh, it was my pleasure Cheerilee. I hope this was a very educational lesson for all your students. So, does anypony have any questions?" Every single student raised their hooves. "Too many questions! I'm not answering any of them."

With that Discord flicked his fingers and disappeared in a blinding flash of light.

End