Medical Procedures

Twilight entered the Ponyville Clinic with her thick book of enchantment procedures being levitated by her magic, said hello to Dr. Stables and got to work with looking over the day’s assignments before heading on over to get dressed. As for the doctor, he was too busy with his own agenda to notice exactly what kind of book she’d brought in and placed inside a cabinet drawer. To him, it was a regular old fiction of some sort, maybe one depicting an epic fantasy adventure filled with heart stopping moments of action filled scenes and romantic instances.

Unfortunately, if he had noticed what she was really reading, he might’ve saved her from an embarrassing instance about to be taken place just down the hall, passed a few corners and right into the fitting room.

Just outside where Twilight was headed, two mares furtively met, one justly dressed with perfume looming in the air, and the other coming her way. The mare getting sorted with her uniform had the cutie mark of a heart pulse laying over a blackened paint splash. Her name was Beat Quickpulse, and the other’s cutie mark was a pair of pink and purple pills. Beat had left the room and stumbled upon her friend, giving her a bit of a scare. “Oh, Medicine Pleasure! You startled me,” she said, holding her chest while giggling a bit.

As for Pleasure, she blinked and stared at the uniformed pony with interested eyes. Though it wasn’t the words she was paying attention to, but more of the pony wearing such a lovely outfit. She blinked shyly and asked, “Uh... The effects of those enchanted nurse uniforms are powerful, aren’t they?”

Beat looked down at her attires, glanced back up at her fellow worker and said, “Isn’t it, though...”

The two stood silently for a few moments. Then, in a hurried fashion, they both checked the hallway to see if anypony was coming, but saw none. Without hesitation and releasing gitty chuckles, Pleasure pushed her marefriend into the room and began kissing her while closing the door with her hind hoof. However, it didn’t shut all the way, and remained slightly cracked.

Beat was teasingly shoved onto the metal table and began to feel Pleasure’s tongue lick and tickle her neck. Slowly, her uniform was unbuttoned and slightly taken off, but not entirely. Just to where the arms were so its magical enchantment could still remain active. Deep and emotional moaning could be heard beyond the door, and by a fast approaching Twilight. As she made her way to the room, the unicorn stopped abruptly at the door and listened, the noises growing louder the closer she came.

“Oh, not so fast! You get too excited, you know...”

“Oh, but I can’t help it,” the other said in between pecks of her friend’s chest. “You’re just so... irresistible!”

Twilight sneakily cracked the door wider to see what was going on inside only to become a witness of two medical mares making out, the dominant looking pony slowly massaging her partner’s moist lower lips. She dropped her jaw and decided to watch a bit more, strangely liking what she saw. While she did, Twilight figured her feelings were being brought upon by the apparent perks of the outfit that Beat was having a troubling time keeping on.

“Oh, just take it off, Hun,” Pleasure begged while she looked into Beat’s eyes. “I can’t stand it any longer, you’re just so...” She pouted while looking over Beat’s smirking face. “Please, take it off!”

Beat gulped and reminded her friend, “If I do, you won’t find me attractive anymore...”

The pill flanked pony shook her head and confessed, “I think even without this outfit on, I’d still love you.”

Beat widened her eyes with a promising smile. “You... really love me?”

They kept in the quiet for a minute, but a few kisses later and a pleasant looking hug, Pleasure started removing her friend’s attires carefully with her teeth. One hoof was relieved, and then the other. With the hat and socks being taken off, Beat held her completely naked body timidly with worried eyes and asked Pleasure, “W-what do you think...?”

The mare gleamed, “You’re more beautiful than you were just seconds ago!”

Once again, Beat was weight onto the table by the other pony overpowering her gently. With romantic hugs and kisses being given to her, Beat began to have no regrets, that is until Twilight finally interrupted and came walking in. The two gasped and looked to her, each of their hooves reaching between the other’s legs.

“... What’s going on?” Twilight asked, her facial expression seemingly confused, though her obviously entertained. They could see it by her blushes.

Beat rose up and wiped away the water sliding down her lips. “We were... Uh...”

Twilight said, “Yes, I can see that.”

Pleasure giggled and said, “We apologize, Ms. Sparkle, but the uniform, you see-”

“What about the uniform?” Twilight glared at them with growing curiosity. “Explain yourselves.”

They remained silent, unsure of how to proceed with such an embarrassing explanation. Thankfully, for them, Twilight was called by Dr. Stables on the intercom. “Twilight Sparkle, I need you at the front desk please.”

She lowered her head, huffed with annoyance, looked back to them and commanded the two, “Get dressed, and make it fast. No flirting while on the job.” As she turned around to leave, Twilight added, “And I expect a thorough explanation report from both of you by the end of the day explaining to me just what in Equestria the outfits have to do with all of this.”

Once outside, she stood momentarily to eavesdrop on the two, hoping to catch a faint whisper, but the sounds of rustling clothing and two pairs of hooves clamping around the room told Twilight they weren’t going to talk badly about her behind closed doors. It wasn’t like Twilight to lash out over such things, but if these uniforms did what she thought they did, it meant she was in for a world of unneeded sexual harassment and utter nonsense she didn’t sign up for, or cared to deal with for the remainder of the month.

Soon, she found her way around the labyrinth-like establishment to meet with Dr. Stables. He appeared to be extremely busy, what with grasping multiple papers by his magic, along with medical tools and things like a scalpel and a tissue. Twilight gasped at his sudden turn and ducked from the incoming horde of items that followed the doctor’s sudden movement. “Put that stuff down,” Twilight sheepishly said. “Before you take my eyes out, put everything down!”

He did as he was told and set everything on his desk. “I’m sorry about that,” Dr. Stables mumbled. “I’ve been busier than normal, what with the important medical review due, my patients needs tending to; Rainbow keeps calling you as well but don’t worry about her right this minute. I took the liberty of informing her that you’re a bit tied up at the moment, and that she had no choice but to wait.”

Twilight walked passed him to the messy counter and asked, “What is it that you need so urgently? I have some questions regarding-”

“Well,” He began, rudely cutting Twilight off, “These papers need sorting, and I’ve got some new patients I’d like you to tend for. There’s also something I forgot to mention.”

Twilight stopped him by placing the tip of her hoof on his muzzle and slowly said, “First... Dr. Stables, I need to know something about the uniforms these ponies around here are wearing...”

She levitated her book over from underneath her part of the desk and showed it to him. As he looked at the title, he giggled and spoke just before Twilight was able to do the same. “This is what I wanted to discuss with you! I forgot to mention a little something, something to do with the extra gift of these outfits... which I just noticed you’re not wearing...”

She rolled her eyes and explained, “I wanted to tell you about that earlier. You see, I came across these two mares in the dressing room, and... Well, let’s just say what they were doing was anything but professional.”

“They were kissing, weren’t they?” the doctor asked.

“Way more than kissing, they were...” She looked up to his smug smile, stood a bit wondering how he knew what she was going to say and asked him, “How do you...?”

Taking a breath, he guided her to the medical lounge, sat her down on one of the comfy pillows in front of a marble table and started explaining. “Twilight, your book doesn’t exactly say in detail what these uniforms do, does it? Sure, they grant better hygiene, makes your skills and so forth astute in the medical field, all that good stuff. However, they also induce arousal to any who looks upon the wearer. This effect, however, does not affect unicorns. They’re immune to its ways in regard of sexuality thanks to the potent magical aura they contain around their bodies.”

Twilight squinted her eyes in disbelief. “But that can’t be... I was enjoying those two mares kissing. I must’ve been effected.”

Dr. Stables took a deep breath and exhaled through his nose rather loudly before saying, “That might’ve been natural arousal...” She blinked, looked away and pondered on this for a few moments. As for the doctor, he resumed, “It’s all too likely this just... turned you on, so to speak. I myself have even come across some of my nurses leisurely enjoying each other in the hallways, overcome by lust to the point that they just can’t help themselves.”

Twilight gulped and debated, “But that’s not right. It gives us a bad reputation, and isn’t it distracting?”

He shuffled his hooves on the floor and said, “On the contrary, when they’re preoccupied with the interns here at the clinic, the sexual tendencies are overpowered with the other medical effects. Only on their free time does anypony truly begin to feel in need of another’s companionship.”

Twilight looked down and said, “That just doesn’t sit well with me...”

As he put his hoof on Twilight’s shoulder, Dr. Stables assured her, “Now Twilight, don’t get all riled up over this. True, some ponies will think they’re in love with you, but if you ignore them, or tell them to stop and remind them they’re in the workplace, they’ll leave you alone. If they don’t, simply tell them they’ll have to deal with me. That should get them away from you without a doubt, and after words, I’ll have something to look forward to; somepony I can vent with.”

Twilight tilted her head and asked, “Why do you need to vent?”

He let go of her and answered, “Oh, work, dealing with idiots all day... missing Nurse Redheart...”

Twilight nodded and stood, looked at him with a smile and admitted, “I guess I can handle this, though it would’ve been a lot nicer to know all this ahead of time, I guess it doesn’t matter now.”

Dr. Sables turned around and asked, “By the way, you know what to do if you catch somepony fiddling around with another? That is, in the halls?”

Twilight shook her head and said, “No, I don’t...”

“Simply tell them to get a room.” He snickered at his own impractical joke and said, “Since we’re low on patients these days, there’s empty ones all around.” He looked back at her and winked. Soon, he and Twilight left, and the mare was sent on her way to get fitted into her nurse outfit. Although she didn’t quite like the idea of having many others being deliberately excited just from her uniform, she knew it wasn’t that big of a deal. The ponies within the clinic were kind ones, most of them she knew from past experience.

Of course, before the end of that day, she made sure to seek out Beat Quickpulse and Medical Pleasure to apologize and inform them they had nothing to dwell on. The reports were useless, but she did make sure to let them know not to flirt with each other in the dressing rooms from then on, where anypony could easily walk right in on their sexual ordeal.