living in equestria.

Your in equestria and hello i'm spike the dragon spike said while crawling underneath the couch. WHAT THE HELL A PURPLE TALKING DRAGON i yelled. ARE WE FUCKING PONIES Tyler said. Awe he is so cute Ella said while hugging him. She is more beautiful then rarity spike thought. So me and Ella are unicorns, Evan and Wesley are Pegasus,and Noah and Tyler are regular ponies. yes spike said. Hey what is equestria Wesley sad. The land of magical creatures spike said. Hey we have tattoos on are side Tyler said. are you around here spike said. Nope we are from the planet earth i said. Okay because i thought you were maniacs and didn't know what cutie marks where spike said. THERE CALLED CUTIE MARKS i yelled, mine was a book because i was incredibly smart, Tyler's was video games because he plays them all day, Ella was two emeralds because she was rich ,Wesley was a race track because he could run a 200 meters race track in under a minute, Noah's was a coffee mug because he serve us coffee everyday , and Evans was two rainbows because well i don't know . Yes Andrew spike said. I want to show you are town ponyvile spike said.

We where walking around seeing everything sweet apple acres, sugar cube corner, then we all got hungry so we went to suger cube corner. I will like i hamburger please i said. Whats a hamburger Mr cake asked? You guys don't know what hamburgers are? Nope never heard of one in whole wide equstria Mrs cake said. Then what do you have to eat Noah asked. Hay fries,hay burgers,cake,cupcakes,and candy. We will take some hay fries i said. Okay order up Mr cake said. five bits please Mrs cake said. here you go i handed five dollars. we don't take paper we take bits. what the HELL ARE BITS Evan said. i got it spike said handing over five gold coins . THERE GOLD COINS! i yelled .  After  all that rambling we walk out and saw six ponies talking to each other