living in equestria.

by acid spike

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy, Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 1321

six kids lives in equestria.

Andrew and his friends where playing black ops 2 when suddenly they where transported to a unknown planet.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-07 15:47:12 UTC

meeting the six ponies

I was the only one who was able to go up and ask hello. Why hello are you new here . The lavender pony ask. TWILIGHT THESE SIX PONIES SHOWED UP IN A PORTAL IN THE LIBRARY ...  spike paused to take a breath. AND SAID THERE NOT FROM EQUESTRIA THE FROM PLANET CALLED EARTH IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE. spike yelled. O MY CELESTIA I'M GOING TO THROW A WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA PARTY AND I'M PINKIE PIE MY FRIENDS CALL ME PINKIE. pinkie screamed while running away. I'm rarity the most beautiful mare in equestria. rarity said. I'm rainbow dash the fastest flier in equestria.  i'm f..... sorry i didn't get that i said. i'm fl... sorry could you say it one more time. i'm fluttershy .I"m applejack y'all can call me aj . And i'm twilight sparkle princess celestia student.

My name is Andrew Scotto Di Covella this is Evan Moffet, Gabriela Vozzo we most likely call her Ella, Wesley Ducket, Noah vanhorn, and Tyler Strohl. so anybody wants to go out for dinner i said. Sure i am getting hungry Twilight said. so we all went out for dinner. and after that it was getting late so we had to go home. um twilight we don't have a home i said. its okay you all could all sleep at the library. YES spike scream in embarrassment. so we all went to the library, well accept aj, rarity, rainbow dash, pinkie, and fluttershy. twilight and spike went to sleep a little bit longer then us when spike said. Twilight the reason i yelled yes because i love Ella more then rarity. I think she loves you too twilight said. Andrew Andrew ANDREW Ella quietly scream. what do you want Ella just talk to me in the morning it's bad enough where all here. i went back to sleep. so did Ella.

confessing rarity

Andrew pov

So i woke up before everyone i went over to make breakfast i made eggs and toast. After that i sat down and watch some TV. soon every one woke up and have breakfast. then twilight ask if she could study me so i said yes. so what dose your kind look like twilight asked. well where called humans, we stand on two feet, we have hands and on are hands are fingers i said . what are fingers twilight asked. well fingers are like fat worms with bones and could grab stuff, we have hair on some parts of are body, we wear clothing all day every day, well not on some occasions. like what occasions. well in the shower and having sex i blushed when i said that . okay, so why do you wear clothing everyday. to not show stuff that are not suppose to be shown. okay, so is there dragons,griffons,manticorns,etc on your world. nope only humans, bunny's , horses,and all the critters living on flutters farm. okay so is there anything else on your planet different. well the animals fend for them self.  WHAT! twilight screamed. yeah so could i go now i'm getting board to death. yes you can.

i got up the stairs and yelled yo spike do you guys have an Xbox 360. nope but we have a hay box 360 spike said. that's a Xbox 360 i said. okay do you want to play some pony duty black ops two. sure just let me get Evan and Wesley. so me,Wesley, Evan and spike where playing pony duty with me and Evan kicking his and Wesley ass.  there was a knock on the door. i got it spike yelled. it was rairty. she said hi spikey whikey wheres twilight. she is in the basement spike said with hearts on top of his head. okay thank you rairty said back. nice nickname spikey whikey Wesley said laughing. not funny.dude you need to take her on a date Evan said. i'll wait to the right moment spike said. you will regret it spike you will regret it. fine i will... when i get to the boutique spike said . good job i said.

spike pov

SPIKE YOU AND RAIRTY WILL GO GEM HUNTING. twilight yelled. yes i quietly yelled. during the middle of the gem hunt it was quiet. so i brought up rairity i had a little crush on you when we met two years ago but two weeks ago it was full love. rairty do you love me. no spike i don't. three reasons your too small, too young, and where different species. okay i UNDERSTAND i yelled running my way back to the library. open the door and slammed it quickly running up the stairs. oh no he got dumped. Andrew thought.

where are we

The day started when it was my eighteen birthday my five best friends are here. Evan ,Noah,Tyler,Ella,even Wesley came. it was time to open the presents. my last one was a awesome game. YOU GOT ME BLACK OPS 2 I SHOUTED! could we go play it Wesley said? sure only twenty minutes dad said. we where playing it for nineteen minutes when suddenly a portal pop up under neath the couch and transported us and the couch somewhere. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU we all screamed til we disappear . hello kids? mom and dad said.

Back at equestria. [ it takes place season 3 episode 10 keep calm and flutter on] i'm ready to do good princess Celestia, most of the time discord said . i'll leave the elements of harmony with you just in case. In the library spike was still sleeping when a portal open up and crushing spike with the couch. Leaving two unicorns, two Pegasus,and two earth ponies screaming. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE Noah yelled. ahh my cheek meat.

what is equestria

Your in equestria and hello i'm spike the dragon spike said while crawling underneath the couch. WHAT THE HELL A PURPLE TALKING DRAGON i yelled. ARE WE FUCKING PONIES Tyler said. Awe he is so cute Ella said while hugging him. She is more beautiful then rarity spike thought. So me and Ella are unicorns, Evan and Wesley are Pegasus,and Noah and Tyler are regular ponies. yes spike said. Hey what is equestria Wesley sad. The land of magical creatures spike said. Hey we have tattoos on are side Tyler said. are you around here spike said. Nope we are from the planet earth i said. Okay because i thought you were maniacs and didn't know what cutie marks where spike said. THERE CALLED CUTIE MARKS i yelled, mine was a book because i was incredibly smart, Tyler's was video games because he plays them all day, Ella was two emeralds because she was rich ,Wesley was a race track because he could run a 200 meters race track in under a minute, Noah's was a coffee mug because he serve us coffee everyday , and Evans was two rainbows because well i don't know . Yes Andrew spike said. I want to show you are town ponyvile spike said.

We where walking around seeing everything sweet apple acres, sugar cube corner, then we all got hungry so we went to suger cube corner. I will like i hamburger please i said. Whats a hamburger Mr cake asked? You guys don't know what hamburgers are? Nope never heard of one in whole wide equstria Mrs cake said. Then what do you have to eat Noah asked. Hay fries,hay burgers,cake,cupcakes,and candy. We will take some hay fries i said. Okay order up Mr cake said. five bits please Mrs cake said. here you go i handed five dollars. we don't take paper we take bits. what the HELL ARE BITS Evan said. i got it spike said handing over five gold coins . THERE GOLD COINS! i yelled .  After  all that rambling we walk out and saw six ponies talking to each other