Cereal 3 - Back to the Revengening

-Part 1-

-Da beginnin of tha end-

---place:?---

---time:?---

---Perspective: first person---

Somethang was asleep, up in a thugged-out deep chill, somewhere nopony kickin it has eva been.

Probably pony hell or something.

"Yo, is you kickin it?" A mysterious voice axed mah dirty ass.

I slowly opened mah eyes, mah vision was blurry, so I couldn't straight-up peep much.

"Uhh, yeah, I be kickin it, at least I think." I holla'd.

"Alright, phat ta know, git up." Mysterious voice holla'd.

My fuckin vision finally cleared up, n' up in front of me was a thang.

A thang dat was pretty tall, dat shiznit was bustin black robes, standin on two legs, n' itz body was straight-up skeletal.

I also rocked up ta be up in a cold-ass lil cave wit a shitload of fire n' crib buildings.

"What." I holla'd.

"Yo, I be Dirtnap or some shit, Kragor hired mah crazy ass fo' tha rap cuz there was supposed ta be cake yo, but APPARENTLY, I gotta work fo' cake." Dirtnap holla'd.

"Quit complainin biiiatch." An ominous n' dirty voice holla'd from nowhere.

"Fuck you too, breakin tha fourth wall is one of da most thugged-out overused tropes up in fanfiction these days." Dirtnap holla'd.

"I gots a straight-up boner fo' you Kragor n' I wanna make dope ludd ta yo' bangin' body." Dirtnap straight-up holla'd.

"Did yo dirty ass just do that?" Dirtnap holla'd.

"Yup." Voice holla'd.

"Anyway, kid, there be a suttin' you should know." Dirtnap holla'd.

"Did yo dirty ass just ignore me?"

"Uhh... what?" I holla'd.

"Yo ass is dead as fuckin fried chicken." Dirtnap holla'd.

"Okay, fine I be bout ta just go then."

What tha fuck?! How tha fuck is I dead, biatch? Therez no way I be dead!

Fuck dat shit, Wait.

I be thinkin I did take a thugged-out dirt nap.

Do you want revenge?

Revenge?

I was capped?

Yes, do you wanna know whoz ass capped yo slick ass?

Sure.

Alright then.

Then I saw it, how tha fuck I died.

And I want revenge.

Then let me in.

I'ma help you git yo' revenge.

Yo ass will?

Yes, you have mah word.

All you gotta tell me, is yo' name, say dat shit.

"Yo, is you aiiiight?" Dirtnap holla'd.

"Perfectly fine." I holla'd.

"Alright, herez yo' crib key, every last muthafuckin thang here is pretty much tha same as real game, except every last muthafuckin thang is on fire."

Death tossed a key ta me, n' I took dat shit.

"Hoes call me Spike."

"Huh, biatch? oh shiznit da hoe mo' betta not be at it again!"

dark smoke suddenly surrounded me, I couldn't peep anything, n' suddenly it started enterin mah body.

I felt mah body changing, growin larger, growin wings dat probably look pretty def as well, mah scalez chizzled ta a funky-ass black color, n' mah spines probably turned red, ya know, like BLOOOOOOOOOD.

I felt like bustin some nasty shiznit like a muthafucka.

I took up mah MP3 playa, put tha earbudz up in mah ears, n' put on my straight-up song.

I spread mah wings n' took off, flyin towardz a nearby hole up in tha ceilin of tha cave I was in.

"Aw fuck, not again." Dirtnap holla'd while lookin at a piece of paper, presumably a script.

I flew up, towardz tha light.

"TWILIGHT, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!" I yelled straight-up bangin like a funky-ass bear.

---location:Ponyville---

---time:Noon-ish---

---perspective:second thug (I think)---

Musik

Twilight n' Supa-Hoe Celestia where at Twilightz Tree-House-Brary-Thin playin some glorious Video Games, mo' specifically Supa Smash Bros. Kerfuffle.

Twilight mained tha dirty Blue Bomber, Megaman, while Celestia always seemed ta chizzle tha Villager from Animal Crossing.

Anyway Celestia just kicked Twilightz ass.

"Yo dat shiznit be easy as fuck  yo, you need ta git mo' betta Twi-Dog" Celestia holla'd.

"Fuck you, you dirty piece of ass." Twilight holla'd.

"Yo ass wanna fuck?" Celestia asked.

"Sure." Twilight responded.

So then they started havin bangin' lesbian pony sex, which I'ma not describe fo' tha sake of tha lil' thugs.

Butt fuck dis shit.

*Rumble Rumble sound effects*

A giant hole opened up just outside, n' some big-ass edgy lookin black n' red dragon came out.

"TWILIGHT, GET THE FUCK OUT HERE." Edgy holla'd.

"No way, I be bustin a nut!" Twilight responded.

"FUCK YOU!" Edgy tha dragon holla'd.

"FUCK YOU!" Twilight retorted.

"FUCK YOU!" Donte tha Dragon replied.

"FACH YOUUUUUU!" Twilight responded.

"FUCK YOU!" Edgy holla'd.

Twilight was gettin pretty pissed now, nahmeean?

"Alright Celestia I gotta bust a cap up in dis biiiatch or something, be right back."

"K." Celestia holla'd back.

"I be bout ta be right up fucker!" Twilight holla'd ta Edgy.

"Alright!" Edgy holla'd.

Twilight went ta tha bathroom, n' took a thugged-out dump, then she put on some ca$h jeans, a anime T-shirt, n' unzipped red jacket, then she opened up her closet n' grabbed her phat beam katana, which dat dunkadelic hoe twirled round a lil' bit n' put on her belt, finally dat biiiiatch strutted up ta one of her Animu postas n' holla'd,

"Moe~"

Bitch was locked n loaded now, dat biiiiatch went outside ta grill dis fucker.

LESS FITE

Da door ta Twilightz tree doggy den library slammed open, n' up came Twilight Sparkle, lookin hella mad.

"Letz dizzle fucker." Twilight holla'd.

"That was a pimpin' long wait, what tha fuck tha fuck where you bustin?" Spike replied.

"Lookin fo' mah Beam Katana n' shit." Twilight holla'd back.

"Well, letz fuckin fight then!"

-

Fite Musik

-

Edgy Spike started tha fight by dashin towardz Twilight n' swingin a cold-ass lil claw, which was quickly dodged by jumpin over dat shit.

Twilight then activated her Beam Katana, a purple blade of juice came from tha hilt, n' Twilight quickly replied ta tha previous battle by cuttin Spikez right arm off, causin a wonderfully bloody mess, as well as a shitload of beatboxin comin from Spike, then tha Unicorn cut off Spikez head, endin his wild lil' freakadelic game quick as piss, as well as causin moar blood ta go fuckin EVERYWHERE.

"Too easy as fuck ." Twilight holla'd.

Then, a thugged-out dark cloud came from Spikez body, n' holla'd cloud fuckin started manifestin itz own body, takin tha shape of...

"I, NIGHTMARE MOON, HAVE RETURNED, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"OH SHIT" Twilight yelled.

Suddenly, Nightmare fuckin started changing, transforming, "Twilight Sparkle, Nightmare Moon has a surprise fo' you, nahmean biiiatch?" evil moonbutt holla'd.

"NANI?!" Twilight holla'd.

"I WAS DIO BRANDO ALL ALONG!" Nightmare holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da transformation ended, n' now where Nightmare once stood, was Dio!

"WELL GUESS WHAT BIZZNITCH!" Twilight holla'd.

Suddenly dawwwwg! Twilight Sparkle stratred transormin too!

"I WAS ALSO A JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE CHARACTER!" Twilight yelled!

Da transformation ended, n' now Twilight was Rudolf von Stroheim!

"I'M A FUCKING CYBORG NAZI!" Stroheim holla'd!

"ABAJ!" Dio holla'd!

So then Nightmare yelled "ZA WARUDO" n' tha n she capped Stroheim n' gots her revenge.

Then Celestia gots pissed n' turned tha fuck into Johnathan Joestar n' she fought dIO but dat biiiiatch was no match n' she later took a dirt nap up in tha game cuz of dome cancer.

So then Dio vibe ruled tha ghetto n' did wack thangs..

THE END.

REVENGE.

JUSTICE IS SERVED.

WHAT A SWAG DUWANG.