A Journey of Friends
Chapter 2: Meeting the Pony Folk
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Well damn." I was looking over my 'Ponified' Body, I was Red and i had a Mane that looked like my hair (Sort of) Black spiked back, apparently now with a Red Stripe through the middle, My Tail looked sharp or at least like it was sharp with my mane's Black and Red Stripes showing on the tail and my cutie mark was a Fist, I try to stand balanced on two legs but end up falling on four as i use my wings. Wait, wings? I flap them, Cool, I'm a Pegasi, Hoped i was a Earth Pony but nope, I look pretty buff, i wonder if i'm as tall as Big Mac?
"Great, Can your ermmm, Hooves make another portal home?" Groans Mike.
"If this is Temporary..." I Say.
"Well great." He chokes, looking at his phone and cringing, So Mike's weakness was his phone's Battery?
"So that's how you humans change into Pony form!" Says Twilight, Levitating a Quill and Scroll over and scribbling notes down.
"Wait, so if that watch can turn you into a Pony, Could those watches turn us into Ponies?"
"Pretty much." Mike threw his watch across the room, Tyrone ran to catch it.
"No fucking way. I am NOT, I repeat, NOT going to turn into a Faggy Brony-Pony thing just to help you make a portal! I'm out of here!" He crawled out and then trudged somewhere.
"Did he just call me a Fag?" I feel my internal Rage rise.
"Relax man, erm, Pony, thing, I've got his watch thing, we can still make it out of here."
"It's me Tyrone, i just look like a Pegasus." I wonder if he brought Meth here.
"Oh, Cool, So if i just-" He Levitated off the sound as smoke surrounded him.
"Can't you mystically transform somewhere else?!" Yells Twilight, trying to collect the Scrolls and Papers flying around the room.
"I'm trying to study!" She adds. Tyrone finishes and me and Jacob blow away the smoke. Tyrone stood up as he coughed on the smoke which went into his mouth. He had a Brown coat and had a Purple Mane that was made up of Stereotypical Waavy Hair in strands, his tail was in strands and his mark was a Microphone, I think DJ Pon3 might of had some competition if that were a Vinyl Disc but you can't change what's set in motion.
"So are we Ponies, no no wait, Bronies?" I Laugh, he didn't know what that word meant, but i wasn't gonna tell him.
"Yeah, kinda." He Grinned.
"Brofist?" I laughed even harder but did the Brofist.
"Reckon these ponies even heard of sick beat?"
"If you're asking for a DJ, prepare to be surprised."
"I think i'm gonna like being a Pony, so where is this awesome DJ?" I'm happy for his Curiosity but i wanted to ask for Something else from Twilight.
"Hey Twilight?"
"Yes, Annoying Leader Human?" Wow, Humans sure wrecked the Purity of Ponyville, shame we can't fix it, i mean, We're humans ourselves.
"If want, can you teach me what's happened to Equestria and the World? Maybe make some Lectures or-" She Smiled from ear to ear.
"Oh wow! A chance for me to be a Teacher! I'm going to need some flash cards, Calculators and Hourglass, Chalkboard-"
"Alrighty seems like you have things covered, see you later Twilight!" She continued rummaging through the huge collection of books.
"History, Leaders, Oh! I nearly forgot the Biography of the Royal Family!" She continued talking to herself. We walked out as we didn't need to crawl under the door in Pony form.
"Well well, Pony Player, Already got a date with the Bookworm, huh? Whadda playa!" I facehoofed due to embarrassment.
"Didn't you want to find the DJ of Ponyville?" I ask, Tyrone perks up.
"Yeah man, course i did! You I'd forget that? We walked around town seeing Faces from the show such as Derpy crashing into Tyrone, Lyra talking with Bon-Bon and Carrot-Cake talking with Applejack, All of them looking really happy and Bright, At least it looks the same as the Awesome Show. I looked to Tyrone as he was looking at all the Ponies and Buildings, especially Sugarcube Corner with very hungry eyes, after pushing him away from the candy covered building i asked him something that had being bugging me ever since we got here.
"So how are you liking Ponyville so far Ty?" He rubbed his chin with his front hoof.
"Well i gotta say, it looks a lot better than Mike told me and the fact this place has a Legit DJ makes it even better." He Agreed. I smiled.
"Nice to know dude." He looked up and laughed at something.
"What?"
"If we ever get back, i think i might borrow that Collection of yours." I felt my eyes lit up, but quickly shut them down to avoid looking creepy. We find a Blue and Purple Studio with a Vinyl Disc on the front. If wasn't Vinyl Scratch's Studio i would feel like a complete idiot. I push the button on the intercom.
"Who is it?" She sang. Tyrone looked at me.
"What that DJ is a Chick?" He looks around, seeing that they were waaaay more Mares than Stallions.
"Dude, how many chicks are there in this Place?"
"Hundreds i think."
"And many dudes?" He starts to look around excitedly at the mention of hundreds of females.
"I remember seeing Iron Will, Big Mac, Discord, Prince Shining Armor and Prince Blueblood in the show, the others are background characters or Royal Guards so I'd say there's 50 males here." He looked at me flabbergasted.
"How?" I quickly talked into the mic, hoping she was still waiting.
"I have a Friend of mine who would like to show you some new Music from Manenalia." I talked into the mic.
"Ok, I'll be out in a sec." The Intercomm responded.
"How could there be so many chicks?" He asks in awe.
"Easy, this is a Girl's Show." I smiled. Vinyl opened the door. She finished adjusting her Purple Goggles.
"Who's this new guy who's got new music?" She askes. I point to Tyrone.
"This is Tyrone, and he's gonna tell you about this new thing called Rap."
"Rap? Ok, cool, Come on in."
"Have fun you two, Tyrone, come back to the Treehouse when you're finished." Tyrone shot a glare at me when i said the have fun you two part as the door shut.
"So what are you doing now?" I Jumped to my surprise to see Jacob still following me, he always was a bit shy, 'Idea!' rang in my head.
"Hey Jake, Like Animals?"
"Why?" I led with Jacob following me towards what looked like Everfree Forest.
"I know someone you'd be great friends with." I said with an Encouraging Smile.
I kept walking towards what looked like a Park and i saw that there wasn't a Pony in sight. I find myself wandering near this tree. I felt a sudden rise in my throat, as i started coughing and i couldn't help but find myself closing my eyes and coughing as i heave a big chunk of something as i feel the chunk slide out of my mouth, i open my eyes and see that i had coughed a massive chunk of black mucus and blood Puddles, I get up to see a Mint colored Pony had followed me, damn things. It was looking at me like i had a thing from Alien around my neck.
"What Fag?" I coughed, damn Smoker's cough, I wanted to quit but after High school i had to find some way to stop being so destructive, that's when i remembered what my dad had told me. 'Smokes are an excellent source of Stress relief son, why do you think i smoke many around your mother?' 'Yeah, you forgot to say how addicting they are dumbarse' He said in his head, He wanted to die and this Fag yelling for something is making it a lot easier.
"What fag? Can't i cough in peace?" I groan and try to walk.
"You're dying! Can't you see that?" Thought that thing would say something about hairstyles or Friendship.
"Why you care? You a doctor or something? Look i'm gonna tell you this once: There's no repair for Smokers and I've been smoking ever since i got out of school, i'm gonna die soon so get out of the way Fag." I felt myself being slammed to a Platform and being lifted.
"What the f-" I started coughing as i saw the Ponies had Gas masks on and they carried me to a Hosiptal.
"HELL NO! I WANT TO DIE! NOT LIVE WITH ALL YOU PONY FUCKS!" I cried as i realized I'd spend my last hours in-front of a Doctor who can't do shit in some Hospital whereas if that Pony hadn't come along i could be dead and stop having this pain in lungs. Damnit, My last words should be:
"I hate Ponies." As the Horse puts a Plastic mask over my Face.
"So who is she?" Asks Jacob with small blush on his Cheeks.
"She's Basically a Vet and is super nice to Animals, she's made friends with so many animals, heck she's made friends with even a Bear!" His Irises shrink as he attempts to run but i grab his leg.
"Relax, they're nice." He calms down slightly as we keep walking towards the cottage.
"So what's she like?" He says, being almost as Red as my coat, He digged the sound of her, Definitely
"Super Shy, Even more shy than you, and she is really kind to everybody. Wanna know how she'll like you more?" He looked up.
"How?" I hit his watch as i knocked on the door and waited. He turned into a Pony with an Orange coat with Blue stripes, Brown Hair which was put into a Bowl cut and his mark looked like three people holding hands making a Ring.
"Ah! What did you do?!" He askes, i think he was trying to yell but his new lungs couldn't handle it. Fluttershy opened the Door slightly.
"Um, Hello?"
"Hi, My Friend has heard that you have made friends with all kinds of animals, is that true?"
"N-No." A bunny, No wait, Angel Bunny, tapped on his foot on the ground as Fluttershy looked at him and then looked at us.
"Um, Actually Y-Yes, we do, Would you like to see them?" I pushed Jacob fowards.
"S-s-sure, I love Animals." He Stuttered. Her eyes lit up as she started to talk about the different types of animals she has.
"Oh Sorry, Please come in Mr..."
"Jacob, And you don't have to call me Mr, Um, What's your name?" She Whispered her name, i wondered if even Jacob heard that.
"Are you coming in?"
"It's looks inviting but i have stuff to do."
"Oh, ok, can you shut the door please?" I oblige as i shut the door and start to walk towards Ponyville, but i end up at the place where we teleported to.
"Well, i guess i can try and remember the plans..." But as much as i tried i only ended up how it started, the dream and then a week building it and then the lasered X that spun.
"Damnit this will be tough to learn again." Learn? Oh crap! Gotta go meet Twilight! And i bolted for the Tree-Library .
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