A Journey of Friends

by Dude492

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Adventure
Length: 6681

Ok, This is supposed to be a Story of what happened to me and my Friends over the last 3 days and why i was missing, it was a week when i was there. Anyways hopefully this will find others who have had a similar 'Encounter'. Be careful wher

My Name is Dave, Dave Mcdougal Farragher and this is the story of from what happened to me on that faithful day, The day i built the Machine, the week i spent on the other side and the years i helped fend that world from the Evil that was written by People like you or similar to you. The People here probably don't believe me and as soon as i submit this Document I'll probably be sent back. Anyway believe what you like, not like anyone does. The People here are real and that's why they aren't the 'Gary Sue' Guys you see everywhere on sites like this. Hopefully this be a Good Story to some smuck, but the Doc wants me to not use the Internet unless it's for 'Remembering the Tragic Accident' that happened to me apparently

DF

Ps: Can i keep this Computer Doc???
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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-05 11:47:13 UTC

Chapter 1: The Device

I kept Attaching wires to the Battery poles, I jerked my hands back as light-bulbs flared on then turned off.

"Perfect." Now i know wasn't an Engineer but for some reason the design was stuck in my damn head, i grabbed his ancient Nokia Phone, my friends bagged me for it but knew it was unbreakable like a tank. I called Jake.

"Hello?"

"Jacob, have i got something to show you!" I Said excitedly.

"What is it?" He groaned, probably slept halfway through the day alread

.

"I'm not sure myself, just... Get over here." I said in my best Mortal Kombat voice. He sighed.

"Fine." He whined. Jacob ended the call and then I called Tyrone.

"Yo?" Tyrone was white even though he had black Parents and as a result he acted almost Stereotypical, it got him in trouble a few times though when he thought he could use the N word.

"Hey man!" Oh yeah, you also had to talk like a African-American to get him to listen, he really pissed me off sometimes

"Sup D?" My nickname, gave him a black eye soon as i figured out, now he goes to clubs saying 'This is My Bro D, He's Tough and strong and will treat you real nice if you play with him', Clubbing wasn't my thing but seeing as he helps me keep my job as a Graphics Designer for his CDs, i owe him three, nights at the club a night.

"Got a weird ass machine here and i was hoping that you'd be able to check it."

"Yeah Imma check it." I hung up. And sighed, that dude is gonna get himself  in trouble.

*Riiiinnnnggg*

"Hello?" I question.

"I heard your Brony ass made some kind of weird Machine." He sighed, Dave admitted he was a Brony but most of his friends were nice to him about it, except a few. Guess which one was the exception?

"Yeah, i made a Machine Mike." I Response dryly.

"Cool, i'm gonna check it out, see ya!"

"But-" Mike ended the call. And sighed, He had Good Friends but they had weird Habits, I guess it was a Lesson on the Friendship of magic, He wasn't obsessed he just liked the show and talked on the forums, but people still assumed he was a Brony who really liked weird Porn stuff. Half an hour later Tyrone who was wearing shutter glasses because he said 'I wanted a filter on life' and Jacob were dropped off  and within minutes Mike had arrived, he heard the Burnout on his Driveway as he came walking in with Rayban Glasses, saying that his eyes were blinding people due to awesomeness. Pffft.

"Gentlemen, would you kindly follow me?"

"Man, is that a Bioshock reference?" Jake asked

"Team Fortress 2 for the gentlemen and would you kindly was a Bioshock reference." Me and Tyrone were gamers, My Playstyle was always grab the Minigun and Tyrone's was become a Ninja.

"So what is it?" Mike asked as they saw the giant ring device in his shed.

"Not sure, I'm guessing either a Portal Generator or a Weird Sculpture." I told them as they walked into the shed.

"Does it have any buttons?" Asked Mike.

"Yeah 4 buttons, but i can't touch them, too far away." Jacob turned his head slightly.

"So how did you make this? You're not a Engineer." It's true, Dave tried to make a Stand for his PS3, but it broke as soon as he put it on.

"It came to me in a Dream." Mike laughed.

"Came. HAHAHAHA!" Mike was unemployed, i hoped one day he'd turn his life around, his clothes stunk of Cigarettes.

"I think we need to push all the buttons yo." Said Tyrone. In seconds we all pushed except for me who was checking for broken wires.

"Come on guys, have you got all the buttons?" I asked, seeing only three bulbs light up instead of the 4 there.

"Yeah Dude, just got one up there that's way  too high, at the top was a Blue Arcade Button.

"Hold on." Dave grabbed a Ladder from the other side of the other side of the shed and walked up.

"Alright dudes, i have no idea what this is going to do so if we blow up the world i just wanna say you guys were awesome, except for you Mike." He was jaw was hanging.

"What did i do?" I Pressed the button as two blue lasers shot from the top of the ring making an X, then the Blue X started spinning.

"Shit!" Said Mike

"Dafuq did you make?!"  Yelled Tyrone

"I seriously have no idea!" I yelled back.

It spin faster and faster to make a Whirlpool, and then it started sucking in stuff as my Pot plant was the first to go into the portal. It didn't make a Cracking noise. That's how i knew it was a Portal.

"Run!" We ran towards the Door as it started to suck in fridges. I grabbed the door as i tried to open it.

"Locked!" I tried tackling it but no avail As i started sliding towards the Portal.

"Shit!" I grabbed a Pole as my friends were being dragged into the Portal, i grabbed Jake.

"Dude! Grab onto Mike and Ty!" He complied as the two were slowly being raised higher and higher by the Portal's Suction.

"Any way to turn it off?!" Now yelling over the noise the portal was making.

"I think we press the Buttons again!" He nodded.

"Seems fair!" Jake looked at Tyrone and Mike and yelled:

"When i let go try and hit the button!"

"ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Yells Mike.

"DON'T BE A FOOL SON!" Adds Tyrone.

"Trust me!" Yells Jacon

"3, 2, 1, Go!" I kicked off towards the middle , with the guys trying to hit the buttons. I reach to hit mine butwe fall through the portal as i saw my hands evaporate.

I saw that my body was reassembling as well as Mike who had gotten behind me somehow, and when we were finished we were shot out of the Portal as it closed, I saw Mike skidding his face on the Dirt path and Jake slamming into a Tree, I heard a Goat's Blat as i crash into what i think was a cart.

"Uggggh." Groaned me and the others. At least made it, to where though i couldn't see as i got up and rubbed my head, i turned and saw i had made A crack in the Tree and destroyed a Cart carrying apples. Note to self: Lose weight, more specifically, lose Body mass.

"Where are we?" Asked Mike

.

"Dunno. Dave where are we?" Asked Tyrone, I looked and saw the environment around me, We were on a small dirt track and there was a few trees on the side, there was a few dots flying around in the sky. Too far away to notice.

"I'm not sure, maybe a different dimension?" I muttered, still rubbing my head from the impact of the tree.

"No way!" Said Jake, thinking of kind of Sci-Fi film Dimension. We all heard a small Whistle.

"A Train?" Says a curious Jake

"A Steam Train."I say, We walked towards the noise.

"Are we back in time?" We walked and let our jaws dropped as we saw a city with only a single train track leading to something we couldn't see, A three story building was in the middle of the town as familiar landmarks came into view, A Tree mixed with a Building, a House that looked like it was made out of candy and i looked to my left as i saw a farm with more trees near it than any farm I've ever seen.

"E? Equestria?" I whispered.

"What?" Asked Jake, i looked and saw everyone looking at me.

"You know that show i watch?"

"What show?" Asked Tyrone

"My Little Pony." I said in an excited tone.

"Oh god, we're not-" Anxiously said Mike.

"Yeah, we're in the My Little Pony Universe." Mike grabbed me.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU WANT US HERE FOR?!" I growled.

"I  NEVER WANTED YOU HERE, IF I COULD PRESS THE BUTTONS MYSELF I WOULD!"

Mike let go and talked with Tyrone, Jake looked at me.

"If i could choose a Dimension, i would have!" I yelled at Mike.

"So we're in the Show of MLP?"

"No, we're the universe of MLP, i think every Fan Fic, Episode and Piece of MLP Logic is in this Universe."

"So you're Aliens from a Different Universe? Wowie Zowie!" We all quickly turned to see a Pony with a Pink coat and Darker pink mane behind us, Tyrone and I jumped.

"Wow! You're a bunch of Scaredy Cats! Hahaha!" I recognized her.

"Pinkie Pie?"

"Wow! I scared you and you know my name! Are you a Wizard! Oh, oh, Make a Chocolate milk appear!" Mike walked up to the Pink Pony and kicked it.

"Dumb freaking girly ass Pony." Grunted Mike.

"Ow! You're a meanie!" She started to cry as her hair covered a eye as it went flat, and she ran off crying.

"Dude, you should be careful who you offend here." I warn.

"Pfffft, Why? It's Ponies. What they gonna do? Throw sugar Cubes at me?" We heard what sounded like a jet coming from Ponyville. I took a few steps back as the rest of the group tried to find what was making the noise, i ducked slowly as Tyrone saw a small blue spec.

"What dafaq?" The Dot came down the path towards the group now with a little rainbow line dashed across the blue dot.

"Guys, i think we should run." I warned, Tyrone and Jake stepped back towards me as Mike just looked at us.

"You guys scared of spots now?" Mike Mocked, I Chuckled.

"I'm not scared, i'm scared of what she's gonna do to you." Mike laughed

.

"A girl?! HAHAHAHA!" He laughed as he faced the Blue dot which was only meters away from him, I flinched as he heard the slam of the Blue pony's Fists into Mike, which as i opened my eyes saw that had made a Indent on the path. She then charged towards me, thinking fast i grabbed her Hooves and threw on the ground and pinned her down.

"Lemme go, Lemme go! You'll pay for hurting Pinkie Pie!" Dave recognized her as well: Rainbow Dash , he smiled and pointed to Mike.

"He hurt Pinkie Pie, we didn't." I let her go and she kicked me in the leg as she began to beat up Mike, who quite frankly deserved it, Pinkie Pie had only said hello, though she scared us due to unexplained ability to appear out of anywhere. I Kicked my leg ridding of the numbness of her kick.

"Ow,ow, hey!" Mike said while guarding his face. I looked on with a slight smile as Jacob and Tyrone walked up beside me.

"Damn Blue Horse can whoop his ass."Said Tyrone.

"So who's this Pony?"

"Her name is Rainbow dash, a Pegasus." She continued to hit Mike.

"So Pegasus's have wings, Do Unicorns exist here?"

"Pegasi." I corrected.

"And yes, Unicorns exist here too, they have Magic."

"What kind?" Asks Jacob

"Firing rays, Lifting objects, Growing hair, Teleporting Spells stuff like that."

"Whoa."

"For Real?" Askes Tyrone

"Yeah."

"So none of you have done anything to Pinkie Pie?" Asks Rainbow Dash

"Other than get scared of her Sudden Appearance." Says Dave

"Wha?" Says a Confused Rainbow Dash

"She came out of nowhere and talked to us and surprised us." Said Jake

"She a Ninja?" Asked Tyrone

"I don't think so." Replied Rainbow Dash, looked at Mike who was still dazed.

"I don't wanna have to come and beat him up again. K?" Rainbow told us.

"Yeah Sure." Says Tyrone.

"That may be tough." I sigh.

"Oh well, maybe I'll want to bring the Big guns out and wham him." I Laughed at her Enthusiasm.

"What's so funny?" She asked

"You wanting to hit him, we would let you do that anytime you want, we hate him." Tyrone and Jacob nodded in

Agreement.

"Don't hit me." Mike said groggily as Rainbow Dash flew up and Bucked his Fore head with mike holding his head sobbing.

"So why is he with you guys?" She asked, genuinely curious.

"Because he were his friends." Jacob said quietly.

"How can you be friends with him?!" She exclaimed.

"We weren't." Rainbow dash thought about what he just said.

"Oh, I see."

"Yeah, Pity Friendship." I sadly inform.

"So where are you Stallions from?"

"Stallions?" Askes Jacob.

"Bascially a Male Pony." I whisper to Jacob.

"We're from Straya!" Says Tyrone. Rainbow tilts her head sideways.

"Straya? You mean Manenalia?" Sounds close enough to our Country.

"Yeah." It sounds like Australia.

"Wow. You guys sure travelled far. What were you doing coming here?" I looked at Tyrone and Jacob, they shrugged their Shoulders. Great, i had to keep talking. I thought sarcastically.

"We're Looking to talk with Twilight Sparkle. She might be able to help us." Jake and Tyrone stared at each seeming to give each other a 'Just roll with it' Look, Mike however had other plans.

"Look pony, or Peagaus, I hate ponies, And if you don't talk to me, Hell don't look at me and we won't hit each other."

"Fine." Rainbow flew casually infront of us.

"My Name is Rainbow Dash, Fastest Pony in all of Equestria!"

"Nice to meet ya, I'm Dave."

"Sup, Name's Tyrone."

"I'm Jake and that's Mike the Fag."

"What's Fag mean?"

"It means Shameful back in Manenalia." Mike grunted and glared.

"Ok, that's cool i guess." We walked as Rainbow Dash jumped from cloud to cloud and shot questions at us.

"So what secret project do you need Twlight's help for?"

"Classified."

"Why Twlight?"

"She was supposed to be Queen Celestia's best, we want the best."

"What's that on your wrist?"

"That's a Device to tell time."

"No, the golden thing." Golden thing? I stop as does Everyone else, On my right wrist there is a small Golden watch on my wrist and it shimmered.

"Wow. So cool! How much?" I looked up at her.

"Excuse me?"

"How much for the awesome Bracelet? I'll pay 50 bits, no, No, A 100 bits!"

"Bits?" Jacob asked while looking at me. Looks like the Disc Collection wasn't a waste of money after all

.

"Equestrian Currency. Basically solid gold coins. But don't sell those Watches! They weren't on use when we got here, so maybe there'd a key to why we're here." I saw Mike motioning his gold watch to the Peagsus.

"No mike! We need all four!" His face screwed into a ball, he wanted to to trade in one piece of gold to a 100 solid pieces of gold, but i knew in this universe we needed all four of us to work together.

"When we make duplicates we will send you one, but right now these are Prototypes!"

"Prototypes? As in only ones?"

"Yeah."

"For a bunch of weird looking stallions you guys are smart, well at least most of you." Ignoring Mike. We reached the edge of town, seeing little stores selling Cupcakes, apples and Drawings of ponies, well i it wasn't that bad, i expected the town to crowded due the amount of Characters created by Authors on the hundreds of Fan Fic Sites.

"Well i gotta go stretch my wings and then take a big nap, so Twilight's house is the tree with a Libary in it. You can't miss it."

"Thanks Dash!"

"See ya!" She waved and took off at high speeds. Well at least some things stayed the same.

"So you know where to go Fur-Fag?" Mocked Mike.

"Yeah i do, And you're the fag considering you got beaten up by a horse." We started walking off.

"Hey, it was flying! Bet you couldn't hit it!" He said in anger, I laughed.

"I pinned her, let her go, she kicked me and she then beat you up." Tyrone then burst out laughing as Mike went quiet for a Change. A few extra minutes and we found Twilight's house.

"So who wants to knock?" Asked Jacob but i went ahead because i had the most idea of what to ask her. She opened the door and looked at us slightly scared with a slight hint of Curiosity, Maybe it was my height, I'm not sure..

"Hello? How may i help you?" She croaked, Mike laughed at back while Tyrone tried to shut him up, Jacob put a Nervous Smile and i cleared my throat.

"Are you Twlight Sparkle?"

"Y-Yes, want do you want?"

"We need your help."

"Oh, Ok, please come right in." After having to almost commando crawl my way in,  I dusted my feet, while Jacob did it 20 times before he was kicked off by Tyrone as he dusted then walked off while Mike just walked in.

"So what is your kind doing here?" I stand, shocked, People have being here before?

"People have being here before?" I ask, hoping she was kidding.

"Yes, many Humans have come and gone, mostly during Heat." Well she was known for not knowing many social skills.

"Well. that's interesting." I say, trying to sound convincing.

"Not really, now what is it you wanted? I'm kinda busy studying." She was always studying.

"We are stuck in your Universe  and want to go back to ours." I say bluntly.

"Well, I can make portals to go through to your World but that only works for Ponies." She seemed to want to stop talking about that Portal Spell.

"What happens if we try to go through." Asked Jacob.

"Your Body gets crushed." Says Twilight, looking at book with Dust and Symbols all over it's Binder.

"Oh." Says Jacob, going back to see what books she has.

"So i can't help you but that device on your wrist might be able to." She pointed at the Golden Watch.

"This?"

"Well, yeah, don't you recognize the symbols?"  Not a clue

"Not a clue."

"Well it's symbols, from the old kingdom, the Watch itself looks almost Brand new, she said  looking at it, then touching it was popped open and then a smoke trail floated out and Rapidly spun around me.

"Crap!" Yells Tyrone. I start to float up, if this is that Dreamstate Fic, I will choke Twilight.

"What did you do horse?!" Yells Mike, i Cringe after hearing a Book hit his face.

"It's old Kingdom Magic, i can't even stop it!" What?! CRAP!

"Well bugger, Dave's gonna die." says Mike, I cringe and say my last words.

"Screw you Mike!" Then a part of the smoke went into my mouth as i felt weird.

"What do you think it's doing?" I saw Twilight's horn glow Purple as she said:

"He's alive but he's changed somehow." Changed?!  The smoke stopped spinning and disapatted as i was dropped by whatever was levitating me , the smoke cleared as Twlight and the others ran up to me.

"Dave are you-" Jacob stopped talking his mouth hung open. Everyone seemed way smaller, except Twlight who was still smaller, I grunted as i got up.

"What?" I look down and see a pair of hooves and my hands were hooves.

"WHATDA?! Someone get me a mirror!" Jacob runs off, when Mike kicks me.

"Great! Just we needed , only guy who fix the portal and now he's one of them!" After i instinctively buck him, i knew what i was, i just disliked the fact i was one.

Chapter 2: Meeting the Pony Folk

"Well damn." I was looking over my 'Ponified' Body, I was Red and i had a Mane that looked like my hair (Sort of) Black spiked back, apparently now with a Red Stripe through the middle, My Tail looked sharp or at least like it was sharp with my mane's Black and Red Stripes showing on the tail and my cutie mark was a Fist,  I try to stand balanced on two legs but end up falling on four as i use my wings. Wait, wings? I flap them, Cool, I'm a Pegasi, Hoped i was a Earth Pony but nope, I look pretty buff, i wonder if i'm as tall as Big Mac?

"Great, Can your ermmm, Hooves make another portal home?" Groans Mike.

"If this is Temporary..." I Say.

"Well great." He chokes, looking at his phone and cringing, So Mike's weakness was his phone's Battery?

"So that's how you humans change into Pony form!" Says Twilight, Levitating a Quill and Scroll over and scribbling notes down.

"Wait, so if that watch can turn you into a Pony, Could those watches turn us into Ponies?"

"Pretty much." Mike threw his watch across the room, Tyrone ran to catch it.

"No fucking way. I am NOT, I repeat, NOT going to turn into a Faggy Brony-Pony thing just to help you make a portal! I'm out of here!" He crawled out and then trudged somewhere.

"Did he just call me a Fag?" I feel my internal Rage rise.

"Relax man, erm, Pony, thing, I've got his watch thing, we can still make it out of here."

"It's me Tyrone, i just look like a Pegasus." I wonder if he brought Meth here.

"Oh, Cool, So if i just-" He Levitated off the sound as smoke surrounded him.

"Can't you mystically transform somewhere else?!" Yells Twilight, trying to collect the Scrolls and Papers flying around the room.

"I'm trying to study!" She adds. Tyrone finishes and me and Jacob blow away the smoke. Tyrone stood up as he coughed on the smoke which went into his mouth. He had a Brown coat and had a Purple Mane that was made up of Stereotypical Waavy Hair in strands, his tail was in strands and his mark was a Microphone, I think DJ Pon3 might of had some competition if that were a Vinyl Disc but you can't change what's set in motion.

"So are we Ponies, no no wait, Bronies?" I Laugh, he didn't know what that word meant, but i wasn't gonna tell him.

"Yeah, kinda."  He Grinned.

"Brofist?" I laughed even harder but did the Brofist.

"Reckon these ponies even heard of sick beat?"

"If you're asking for a DJ, prepare to be surprised."

"I think i'm gonna like being a Pony, so where is this awesome DJ?" I'm happy for his Curiosity but i wanted to ask for Something else from Twilight.

"Hey Twilight?"

"Yes, Annoying Leader Human?" Wow, Humans sure wrecked the Purity of Ponyville, shame we can't fix it, i mean, We're humans ourselves.

"If want, can you teach me what's happened to Equestria and the World? Maybe make some Lectures or-" She Smiled from ear  to ear.

"Oh wow! A chance for me to be a Teacher! I'm going to need some flash cards, Calculators and Hourglass, Chalkboard-"

"Alrighty seems like you have things covered, see you later Twilight!" She continued rummaging through the huge collection of books.

"History, Leaders, Oh! I nearly forgot the Biography of the Royal Family!" She continued talking to herself. We walked out as we didn't need to crawl under the door in Pony form.

"Well well, Pony Player, Already got a date with the Bookworm, huh? Whadda playa!" I facehoofed due to embarrassment.

"Didn't you want to find the DJ of Ponyville?" I ask, Tyrone perks up.

"Yeah man, course i did! You I'd forget that? We walked around town seeing Faces from the show such as Derpy crashing into Tyrone, Lyra talking with Bon-Bon and Carrot-Cake talking with Applejack, All of them looking really happy and Bright, At least it looks the same as the Awesome Show. I looked to Tyrone as he was looking at all the Ponies and Buildings, especially Sugarcube Corner with very hungry eyes, after pushing him away from the candy covered building i asked him something that had being bugging me ever since we got here.

"So how are you liking Ponyville so far Ty?" He rubbed his chin with his front hoof.

"Well i gotta say, it looks a lot better than Mike told me and the fact this place has a Legit DJ makes it even better." He Agreed. I smiled.

"Nice to know dude." He looked up and laughed at something.

"What?"

"If we ever get back, i think i might borrow that Collection of yours." I felt my eyes lit up, but quickly shut them down to avoid looking creepy. We find a Blue and Purple Studio with a Vinyl Disc on the front. If wasn't Vinyl Scratch's Studio i would feel like a complete idiot. I push the button on the intercom.

"Who is it?" She sang. Tyrone looked at me.

"What that DJ is a Chick?" He looks around, seeing that they were waaaay more Mares than Stallions.

"Dude, how many chicks are there in this Place?"

"Hundreds i think."

"And many dudes?" He starts to look around excitedly at the mention of hundreds of females.

"I remember seeing Iron Will, Big Mac, Discord, Prince Shining Armor and Prince Blueblood in the show, the others are background characters or Royal Guards so I'd say there's 50 males here." He looked at me flabbergasted.

"How?" I quickly talked into the mic, hoping she was still waiting.

"I have a Friend of mine who would like to show you some new Music from Manenalia." I talked into the mic.

"Ok, I'll be out in a sec." The Intercomm responded.

"How could there be so many chicks?" He asks in awe.

"Easy, this is a Girl's Show." I smiled. Vinyl opened the door. She finished adjusting her Purple Goggles.

"Who's this new guy who's got new music?" She askes. I point to Tyrone.

"This is Tyrone, and he's gonna tell you about this new thing called Rap."

"Rap? Ok, cool, Come on in."

"Have fun you two, Tyrone, come back to the Treehouse when you're finished." Tyrone shot a glare at me when i said the have fun you two part as the door shut.

"So what are you doing now?" I Jumped to my surprise to see Jacob still following me, he always was a bit shy, 'Idea!' rang in my head.

"Hey Jake, Like Animals?"

"Why?"  I led with Jacob following me towards what looked like Everfree Forest.

"I know someone you'd be great friends with." I said with an Encouraging Smile.

I kept walking towards what looked like a Park and i saw that there wasn't a Pony in sight. I find myself wandering near this tree. I felt a sudden rise in my throat, as i started coughing and i couldn't help but find myself closing my eyes and coughing as i heave a big chunk of something as i feel the chunk slide out of my mouth, i open my eyes and see that i had coughed a massive chunk of black mucus and blood Puddles, I get up to see a Mint colored Pony had followed me, damn things. It was looking at me like i had a thing from Alien around my neck.

"What Fag?" I coughed, damn Smoker's cough, I wanted to quit but after High school i had to find some way to stop being so destructive, that's when i remembered what my dad had told me. 'Smokes are an excellent source of Stress relief son, why do you think i smoke many around your mother?' 'Yeah, you forgot to say how addicting they are dumbarse' He said in his head, He wanted to die and this Fag yelling for something is making it a lot easier.

"What fag? Can't i cough in peace?" I groan and try to walk.

"You're dying! Can't you see that?" Thought that thing would say something about hairstyles or Friendship.

"Why you care? You a doctor or something? Look i'm gonna tell you this once: There's no repair for Smokers and I've been smoking ever since i got out of school, i'm gonna die soon so get out of the way Fag." I felt myself being slammed to a Platform and being lifted.

"What the f-" I started coughing as i saw the Ponies had Gas masks on and they carried me to a Hosiptal.

"HELL NO! I WANT TO DIE! NOT LIVE WITH ALL YOU PONY FUCKS!" I cried as i realized I'd spend my last hours in-front of a Doctor who can't do shit in some Hospital whereas if that Pony hadn't come along i could be dead and stop having this pain in lungs. Damnit, My last words should be:

"I hate Ponies." As the Horse puts a Plastic mask over my Face.

"So who is she?" Asks Jacob with small blush on his Cheeks.

"She's Basically a Vet and is super nice to Animals, she's made friends with so many animals, heck she's made friends with even a Bear!" His  Irises shrink as he attempts to run but  i grab his leg.

"Relax, they're nice." He calms down slightly as we keep walking towards the cottage.

"So what's she like?" He says, being almost as Red as my coat, He digged the sound of her, Definitely

"Super Shy, Even more shy than you, and she is really kind to everybody. Wanna know how she'll like you more?"  He looked up.

"How?" I hit his watch as i knocked on the door and waited. He turned into a Pony with an Orange coat with Blue stripes, Brown Hair which was put into a Bowl cut and his mark looked like three people holding hands making a Ring.

"Ah! What did you do?!" He askes, i think he was trying to yell but his new lungs couldn't handle it. Fluttershy opened the Door slightly.

"Um, Hello?"

"Hi, My Friend has heard that you have made friends with all kinds of animals, is that true?"

"N-No." A bunny, No wait, Angel Bunny, tapped on his foot on the ground as Fluttershy looked at him and then looked at us.

"Um, Actually Y-Yes, we do, Would you like to see them?" I pushed Jacob fowards.

"S-s-sure, I love Animals." He Stuttered. Her eyes lit up as she started to talk about the different types of animals she has.

"Oh Sorry, Please come in Mr..."

"Jacob, And you don't have to call me Mr, Um, What's your name?" She Whispered her name, i wondered if even Jacob heard that.

"Are you coming in?"

"It's looks inviting but i have stuff to do."

"Oh, ok, can you shut the door please?" I oblige as i shut the door and start to walk towards Ponyville, but i end up at the place where we teleported to.

"Well, i guess i can try and remember the plans..." But as much as i tried i only ended up how it started, the dream and then a week building it and then the lasered X that spun.

"Damnit this will be tough to learn again." Learn? Oh crap! Gotta go meet Twilight! And i bolted for the Tree-Library .

Chapter 3: Getting to know them

Panting i ran through the door, Twilight looking at me, tapping her foot, Well great, i get a Lecture on time usage.

"Where were you? Don't you know i have to still get my Lesson of Friendship to the princess?!" She yelled, Eesch Loud Pony, I checked the sun in the sky, still high.

"I was making friends." I explained.

"Oh, Well if it's for learning the Magic of Friendship i guess i could wait."

"So what are we gonna learn first?" I ask, she brightens up and grabs a book with a Picture of a Crown on it.

"Our First Lesson will be on the History of the Rulers of Equestria. There was originally Chaos as Various Races fought for Land and Survival, this included the Griffins, Dragons, Buffalo and of course Pony-kind, We fought for many a millennia before as Legend has said: A small Cauldron was placed by an Evil God on a piece of land that all Races were connected and as time grew so the dragonilcus until a Great war was to be fought and the Cauldron Bubbled and Boiled before Discord was born and floated to the top of the Cauldron and caused a great amount of panic for all Species from turning Weapons into Snakes and causing the hills to be waxed . Killing a few hundred and injuring a few thousand. The warring tribes eventually settled their Differences to stop discord, Selecting Celestia and Luna who are now Princesses to wield the combined power of the Elements of Harmony that so many seeked, However the Dragon King suggested that instead of it being a Physical Weapon it would be a Spiritual Weapon so Discord could never steal it."

"How have you remembered all of this?"

"Flash cards and Books, Anyway, Celestia and Luna used the Elements of harmony on the Lord of Chaos and changed him to stone. Amongst all this a Small Faction known as the Black Blade decided to strike while the other races were peaceful and attacked the Dragon's City now known as The Crystal Empire. Thanks to the unwary State thanks to the Peace Treaty this made it easy for the Black Blade to takeover and their leader Fargo Sombre was crowned King Sombre and allowed many Ponies to stay at the empire, claiming that the Empire was safe from the Potential War, this brought many families who wanted to escape, but King Sombre lied and Enslaved them all, cursing the Empire to disappear after the Slaves had a Revolution.  The Elements of Harmony were losing all their Power and The King and Queen of Ponykind sacrificed themselves to keep the Elements Powered for thousands of Millennia."

"I think i remember what happens next."

"Pfft, Right, then tell it in 5 words."

"Nightmare moon, Discord, King Sombre."

"How?"

"I shouldn't tell you."

"Please?"

"If i tell you, i could tear the fabric of Space and Time."

"Um ok then."

"So what can you tell me about the fact that Fan Fiction's have added to your Universe."

"Ok that one i don't need flash cards for."

*Wah,Wah,Wubwubwub,Wub,Wub*

"Whoa, that was sick!"

"Haha, Thanks man!" She Hi-Fived me as she sat there looking over her Equipment, She really did enjoy her work, she was also an A-Grade DJ like Dave said.

"So you got Family here?"

"Nah, Octavia is my Roomate and i know Pinkie Pie hired me for the Canterlot Wedding but that's it, besides you."

"Me? How the heck am i Important?" She giggled slightly, I felt the smallest of blushes on my face.

"You were going to show me that new type of music?" I perked up, Damn, nearly forgot about that.

"Yeah, Yeah i was going to show you that wasn't i?" I picked up my Phone from the Saddle Bag Dave had given me and plugged into the AV Cord inside the studio. I Clicked play, put on a Set of Neon Blue Headphones and listened.

"Hey all you pony folk, You all hearing the words i spoke?

Cause this latest rap, it ain't no mishap,

Makin Lyrics without thinkin, My Vocals are as Simple as the glasses i'm tinkin,

And if you think i'm wrong, you must've had too much a drinkin.

Baby know i'm first and greatest, Cause this amount of skill put you in a Hurst at worst!

Man, I ain't got no Competition but instead i got the skills of a Damn Magician,

Just try let these rhymes roll, let them flow in da Soul.

Man, Me and da Crew, we be flying through all the Mares who think they're better than me they declare.

Watch what happens when you try show me shut me down,  i shut you up!

Imma be a Sneaky as of my own Wannabe,

Come into Ponyville, My Rapping is as scary as the devil,

So just try me my pega, I'll beat you: at level Omega!" I take in a Breath.

"Whoa Dude." Vinyl tells me through the Glass.

"Heh, It wasn't much." I say.

"Hey um? Tyrone?" She asks.

"Yeah D3?"

"This thing is recording." Wait, it's recording, so I've made the first Rap in Equestria?

"Holy crap."

"Can i Publish the vocals?" She asks, Holding a Release Form

"Um Sure." I grab the Quill and sign, Despite me being in Pony Form.

"Sweet. New Music, Born at my Studio!" I Blushed slightly.

"So i gotta go ok?" Remembering we had to meet up at the Tree-house.

"Yeah, I've got this covered bro." Bro huh? I'm liking this place more and more.

I awake in a Hospital. I don't believe it, i'm awake. I get up and look around. Yep, still up Faggy Pony World.  I see something come through the door.

"Hello, Sir? Are you awake?" A Nurse?

"Yeah." She walks in with a Clipboard floating behind her.

"We found you coughing up your, Insides, we got everything rid of that unnatural sludge and patched up holes we found in what we think is your lungs." Think? Oh right, they suck dick not cut you open when you're a brony fag.

"What sludge?" She points to a Jar full of the Black mucus that i had, it must be a half a meter tall, how much of that crap did i have inside me?

"We also found that you addicted to your weird Licorice, so we used a Spell to help you stop being so addicted to them." They did what?

"What?"

"A Pardon would be nice, We stopped your addiction to them." She pointed, I turned the Tray around and there was my pack of ol' Willie's Smokes.

"So, You ponies helped fix my Addiction and Healed me? Even though i'd given up?"

"Of course, We're doctors, Help any and all right?"

"YES! NO MORE SMOKES! Get these away from me!" I yelled, the Nurse threw them in the bin.

"Well, nice to see somepony with Energy, i guess." These Fag- i mean Ponies, saved my life. They cured me and helped me even though i hated them, Man i feel like a dick.

"Um, Excuse me nurse? What's your name?" I ask, she turns around and says:

"The name's Red Cross, Oh and you're free to go now." I take a big breath in and out, I don't feel any more Muscus and i'm not wheezing.

"Thank you Red Cross!" I yell

"Nothing to it!" She yells from Across the hall. I get up and start walking back to that Purple Pony's House, Gotta say sorry so that way i won't have smoker's Cough again. One last thing though i say to myself as i slam the Watch.

"And this is Angel Bunny." The bunny stared and raised an eyebrow, was he scanning me for something. I wave.

"Hello there." I say. The Bunny hops closer and sniffs my hooves, then looks at me and offers a paw, A handshake? I guess so, I offer the tip of my hove and we shake.

"He's pretty cool Fluttershy." I judge, Angel shakes his head rapidly in agreement.

"Thank you, he's just the cutest little Animal out there." Fluttersay agrees while making baby noises and cradling him, I admit he's cute but he's certainly not a Baby anymore. As if he heard me he bounded off upstairs.

"Angel wait!" She says, with a hooves extended, i lightly poke her shoulder.

"I think  i have to go now..." I say feeling bad, She looked down and had her hair cover her eye.

"Oh ok, i Um hope you come back." She says as i leave.

"I'll come back tomorrow ok?" She sits up and looks at me with a Smile on her face.

"Thank you Jacob!" She waves. 'She was nice' i think to myself, Now to get over to the Tree Library and find out what Dave wants.