A Fluttermac story

"Macintosh Apple I have been ordered by the princesses to recruit every able bodied  stallion into the royal army." The guard said.

"And if Ah refuse"

"Then I will have to use force"

"Look Ah'm pretty sure that I'm stronger than you"

"Mac who's at the door?" A tired Fluttershy asked

"Look unless the Celestia and Luna come to Ponyville to recruit me themselves AH'M NOT GOING! Now I have to go check on my wife and our twins. Now get off my FARM!"

The guard flew back to Canterlot.

"Who was that Mac Shy and Sun started to cry at your yelling"

"A pony dressed in a royal guard Nightmare Night costume giving me a shit ton of bull about needing every able bodied stallion into the royal guard"

"Do you want to ask Twilight to see what's going on?"

"Fine"

Later a the library.....

"Interesting Spike take a letter dear Princess Celestia, are you recruiting every able bodied stallion to the royal guard? If so why? Signed your faithful student Twilight Sparkle"

"Thank you for coming and asking me about this"

"It's fine Twilight"

"Oh there's the response, Dear princess Sparkle, yes we are looking for stallions to join the military. For you see Equestria is at war with changelings. Their reason is that they want to enslave Equestria to feed."

"Mac I hate for you to go but," tears already started to fill her eyes, "it looks like you have to for Equestria AJ will help with the foals and I'll help on Sweet Apple Acres"

"We'll go on the next train to Canterlot"

"Or I could just teleport all of us directly to the castle"

"Thanks Twilight" said Mac.

*poof*

"Celestia Luna I am ready to serve my country" Big Mac said.

"Thank you very much Macintosh" said the sun goddess.

"We appreciate your dedication to your family friends and country" the moon goddess said in the royal Canterlot voice.