Episode One: Dark's Mistake Part One
It was a sunny afternoon in Ponyville, except for one dark cloud over
the local cemetery. Indoors there was a funeral for a local stallion,
or was it a mare, we aren't really sure. A white stallion walked up to
the stand to make a speech. But as he walked up he was swerving side
to side. No one noticed at first, until he got up to the stand. At
first his words were sincere and kind, but then that's when shit went
down. "...Now even though he hung around me alot, I fuckin' hated the
guy." said the white stallion. "Oh no," said a slightly smaller white
stallion in the crowd, leaning over whispering into his friends ear
"he's drunk again." "I always hated that guy, even his family and
friends. I'm glad he's dead now." A bunch of pony's at the funeral
home let out a gasp. "....You know that little asshole stole my iPod,
even though I found it a week later under my bed I was still
suspicious of him" the stallion continued. Just then the young white
stallion bolted up to the stand, pushed the other stallion out of the
way and said, "I'm sorry, please excuse my friend. This will never
happen again I swear." he then glanced over at the family of the
dead.... Whatever it was and said l, "I'm sorry for your loss." and
quickly bolted off the stage.
Later, when the drunk stallion was coming back to his senses. "Dammit
Dark what were you doing on stage, you know it's Holy Diseases funeral
and that you tell the truth when you're drunk." said the younger
stallion with a black mane and red eyes. "Yeah," said the stallion
that the young one whispered to earlier, " it's a good thing Spark
pulled you off stage before you admitted to killing him" huh...... So
it was a stallion. "We all know it was an accident... Well, the royal
guard thinks that at least" said the pony named Dark. "You know Dark,
you should be glad that you have Lightning and I to cover your ass all
the time" said the younger pony known as Spark. "Well that's what
friends are for right?" Dark said as if these things happen all the
time, which they do. "Say, speaking of friends..... Where's Sir Hooves
alot?" Spark said changing the subject as he does commonly. "Well you
know Hooves Alot, he's always late," said Lightning Chaser, another
white stallion with a red and black mane. Slightly waking up from his
drunkenness, Dark said, "Yeah I haven't seen him since the party last
night when he was in a tutu." "Tha- that sounds nothing like something
Hoovesalot would do," Spark said with a slight confusion in his voice.
"You'd be surprised what he'd do when he's drunk!" Dark said with a
hint of excitement in his voice. "Why was he drunk?" Spark said with a
questioning look with Lightning joining him. "Well, you see, he came
to wor-" Dark got cut off as Sir Hoovesalot came up behind him "You
guys talkin' 'bout me?!" he said with a sarcastic tone in his voice.
The three stallions turned only to see Hoovesalot Wearing the tutu
Dark had just described. "Um.... Hoovesalot you uh..... Ya look
different.... Did you uh.... Do something with your mane?" Spark said
in a nervous voice trying to avoid the obvious. Sir Hoovesalot stared
at him, a mixture of suspicion and anger, but then burst into
laughter, "How'd you know I hadn't even taken off my hat yet!"
(Hoovesalot is a brown pony, kind of like the color of Dr. Whooves, he
also has sunglasses and a hat similar to that of Dark's, and yes, his
name is a play off of Sir Mixalot he also has a black mane) "Tutu
dumbfuck" Dark said laughing even louder than Hoovesalot, almost like
a maniac (though technically I guess he is considering what happened
to Holy Disease). "Dude don't die!" Hoovesalot said in yet another
sarcastic tone. Suddenly the four friends hear a noise as if somepony
was rushing towards them. They turned to see Pinkie Pie with a look of
hurriedness on her face as if she was trying to catch up to someone.
She then jumped and fell face first into the ground. "Whoa, are you
all right?" said Lightning Chaser as the four gathered around her. "I
thought you guys were new so I ran over here as fast as I could so I
can help you guys make friends!" she said. "I've lived here for a
while now!" said Spark with a bit of offendedness in his tone. "Oh,
then I'm sorry I hadn't noticed you before," she said with a little
bit of sadness in her voice, " Oh I'm Pinkie Pie! Nice to meet you!"
she seemed to have jumped from sadness to excitement quickly. "I'm
Lightning Chaser" said the pony who had asked if she was okay. "I'm
Sir Hoovesalot...... Call 1800!" said...... Well you get the point.
"and I'm Dj Dark and I feel like I've seen you before...." Dark said
trying to remember. "Well you've probably seen me at the Sugarcube
Corner, I work there!" Pinkie Pie said excitedly. "Well anyway thanks
for the introduction, I'm actually new around here. Maybe you can show
us around sometime!" Dark said. "Hey! I still haven't introduced
myself, and the names Spark.... Spark Nova!" Spark Nova said angrily.
"Well I gotta go now, see ya around Sparky!" Pinkie said as she
trotted away happily.
Later, as they are walking home "........ What the Buck was that, my
names not Sparky, it's Spark Nova, it's more explosive that way! And
how could she not know me, I've lived here for months and I even got a
bucking job application from her the other bucking day!!!" .....Spark
Nova was obviously very angry. "Wait, you got a job? Awesome! Maybe
you can get your friends some free snackage nudge nudge!" Said Dark
obviously trying to hint something. "Heh.... Yeah right. I'm
definitely not going to work there if someone as scatterbrained as her
is my boss!" said Spark still fuming over their encounter. "Spark
you've been yammering on about this since 12 pm, it is now three in
the afternoon, and besides, I think you have more in common than you
think." Lightning was pointing out how his friend can also be
scatterbrained sometimes. "Hey shouldn't we be helping Dj mc
Darklesteen move in?" said Hoovesalot trying to once again be funny,
though usually he gets the laughs. "Oh yeah he's right, let's get
moving." said Lightning also wanting to change the subject also. "Yeah
um.... You do realize y'all gon' be my movin' bitches right, i 'm just
going to sit there and watch you guys." said Dark being a prick as
usual. "Wait what!?!?" the other three said in shock.
At 5pm after the three finished moving all Dark's shit.... "Alright
bitch we moved all your shit, now pay us!" said a rather unhappy
Lightning Chaser. "Well I guess bitches deserve to get paid, here,
five bits for each of my bitches!" said Dark in a douchey manner as he
went to eat a cookie. Suddenly Hoovesalaot smacked the cookie out of
his hoof and shouted "Put the cookie down!" in an Arnold
Schwarzenegger tone (he liked quoting him) "Geez bitches be trippin'"
Dark said rather rudely before unintentionally falling off the crate
he was sitting on. "Lol he's right!" Spark said in response to what
happened. "Shut up.... Sparky!" Dark said trying to remind Spark Nova
who was boss right now, as he picked his cookie up he went to see how
much rent would be. "Hmm....." he stared at the paper for a long time
before breaking silence. "Okay looks like I'm gonna need to room with
one of you bitches... So which one of you do I like more?" he said
rather smugly. "You mean we moved all your shit for nothing!?
Lightning said looking rather angry. DJ Douche ignored Lightning and
continued to think. " Hey Spark!" Dj shouted. Spark Nova seemed, to
be distracted by some weird thing in the grass. "Huh" he looked back
at Dark. "Meet your new roommate!" Dark said cheerfully. "Oh buck no,
there is no way I'm rooming with you!"
Later that night Spark and Dark were walking home while Dark was
humming what was probably some Hollywood Undead song. "I don't know
how I got stuck with you, but I know I am not going to like this!"
Spark said rather grimly. "Well tomorrow I'll take the tour with
Pinkie Pie and I'll be out of your hair," said Dark trying to get back
on Spark's good side. "In that case tomorrow couldn't come any
sooner!" Spark sounding a little gloomy. "Maybe you could work on your
job application," Dark still trying to be nice, "Besides this is only
temporary until I get a job!" "This may be a while then....." Spark
thought to himself.
Deep into the night Dj Doofus lies asleep in Spark Nova's bed, ( Spark
said he'd sleep on the couch) Dark wakes up in a giant shadowy room
and it unfolds into a dark gloomy swamp. He decides to walk further
into the swamp not knowing the perils ahead. As he was walking, a
shadowy figure appears and starts towards him. Paralyzed in fear Dark
just stands watching as it speeds toward him. As it gets closer it
starts to form in what appears to be a young mare..... My bad it
started to form into what appeared to be Holy Disease, "goddammit!"
Dark said as he began to notice. Hey I didn't see that one coming. The
voice of the ghost then whispered very eerily "Save the soul" then it
disappeared into fire...... Because why the hell not. Suddenly Dark
jumps awake, "goddamn that was scary!" he quickly jumped out of the
bed and bolted into Spark's private study, he sounded like he was
writing some sort of emo poem. He looks over to see Dark standing in
the doorway and he quickly pushed away a piece of paper and wiped away
what appeared to me make-up on his face. "Um...... Dark, what are you
doing up at this hour?" he said as if he were trying to hold back
something. "Are you in a cult or something?" Spark looks at him with a
sort of, did you really just say that, look. "Anyways I just the
creepiest nightmare!" Dark said still slightly scared. "Oh, do tell."
Spark Nova said in a sarcastic tone. "Well I was sleeping.... And
stuff happened.... And Holy Disease tried to kill me and then he
leaned in and said 'save the soul!' and I feel like he's going to try
and kill me!" Dj Dark said really fast. "Well..." Spark said with a
pause " he is dead, it's just a dream." "But I'm really fuckin' scared
man!!!" Dark said, still panicking.... Heh bitch. "Well what do you
want me to do about it!?" Spark said getting very annoyed. "Come with
me on the tour tomorrow! Pweeeaaase!?" Dark said trying to convince
Spark. "No, look I am not going to spend a day with that bitch! And I
have things to do tomorrow, like be away from you!" Spark said getting
even more annoyed. "Come oooon, I bet you haven't seen all of
ponyville yet, plus you can make some friends! "Are you saying I don't
have friends!? What the hell are you supposed to be then!?" Spark said
getting to a breaking point. "Um.... Your pimp?" Dark said trying to
be funny. " I'm not going with you and that's that!" Spark said now
furious at what Dark was saying. "Please, I'm sorry I'll take it back
if you just go!" Dark said still trying to convince him. "If it will
get you to stop whining about it then fine! I'll go! But only if you
can convince the others to go!" Spark said finally reaching an end to
this argument. "Okay!" Dark said excitedly " I'll go call them right
now!" "Wait, not now! It's like 3 am!" and so Spark decided to just
let whatever happens happen and get some rest before tomorrow.
Episode Two: Dark's Mistake Part 2
It was a beautiful morning in Equestria, Spark got the sleep he requested, and Dj bothered Lightning and Hoovesalot at 3 am which really pissed them off. Spark Nova lied on the couch still enjoying a goodnight sleep when he was suddenly shaken awake by Dark. "Wake up! Wake up mutha fucka it's time for the tour!" Dark shouted at him as he shook Spark awake. "Eh five more minutes mom!" Spark murmured back. "Foo I ain't yo mamma now wake yo ass up!" Dark shouted back. "Why are you still here!" Spark suddenly jumped up and shouted at the top of his lungs. "What!?" Lightning said looking back at Spark Nova with a bit of disgust. "Sorry, I had this nightmare where an egotistic bitch moved into my house and slept in my room forcing me to sleep on the couch," Spark said obviously hinting at Dj Dark. "Mhm," Lightning Chaser said with a hint of interest while at the same time seeming to know who he was talking about. DJ Dark and Sir Hoovesalot didn't seem to quite understand what he was hinting at though. "Say," Spark Nova said as he began to fully wake up, "Why the hell are you all in my house?" "Because Dj Douchetits over here told us too," said Sir Hoovesalot. "At three in the morning!" said Lightning looking at Dark with slight anger, all though for Hoovesalot it wasn't that much of a problem since he always stays up late. "Yeah, don't you remember, you were comin' to take the tour," Dark said. "Honestly though, it was 3 am and I highly doubted you'd convince those two to go," stated Spark. "Well you promised, and you gotta keep a promise," Dark said smiling. "Yeah, too bad there's no way to force someone to keep a promise!" Spark said possibly foreshadowing as he began to turn over and go back to sleep on the couch. "Come on you gotta go!" Dark began whining, "What if I die!? Then who would you hang out with?" Spark then looked at Hoovesalot and Lightning and both of them snickered a little, "I Think I have some options," Spark said smiling back at them. After snickering for a few seconds Lightning walked up to Spark, put a hoof on his shoulder and said, "Dude, you did kinda promise, and besides it is for a friend," "Plus you'll get to see parts of Ponyville you've never seen before," added Hoovesalot. "Ugh, fine! Just give me a second to get ready!"
Later as they were walking to meet Pinkie Pie... "I don't see why you don't like Pinkie Pie Spark Nova," Lightning began, " she has a very likeable personality, and I think some of her excitement could rub off on you," "Ehh screw that scatterbrained bitch, I wouldn't spare a glance at her!" Spark said with a little bit of fury. "You sure it's not something else?" said Hoovesalot. "Pfffft like hell it is, I'd hate anyone who'd forgot me!" Spark barked back. "Geez who's got the ego now!?" Dark whispered to Lightning. Ooh ohj there they are that's them that's them!" Pinkie Pie yelled excitedly as she jumped up and down. "Right, and who are they again?" asked Rainbow Dash. "They're some new people I met in town!" Pinkie Pie said still jumping. "Hey" shouted Spark Nova's voice from the distance. " Well, mostly new, but we've never met them before and they seem like potential friends!" "I think she meant a description Pinkie," said Twilight Sparkle. "Um yeah..... Um... Do they look mean or scary?" said Flutteshy nervously. "No silly!" Pinkie said as if it were obvious they weren't. "Hey!" shouted Dj Dark to Pinkie. Pinkie Pie rushed towards them yet again. "Heads up!" said Hoovesalot. However this time she stopped just a few feet in front of them. "Hey guys, let me introduce you to my friends!" Pinkie Pie happily. "That purple one is Twilight Sparkle and she likes to read books!" "Heh um... Yeah hi," Twilight said not too thrilled about meeting new people. "That one with the multicolored mane is-" she was suddenly cut off. "I'm Rainbow Dash and I'm the fastest thing you'll ever meet!" RD said braggingly. "I'd like to prove that," Spark thought to himself, "Anypony see any blue hedgehogs around here?" he whispered to Dark who suddenly got a look on his face as if he knew what to do. He quickly dashed away and came back with a small hedgehog and blue spray-paint. "Hey," shouted a mare with pink hair and a yellow coat "Put that poor creature down and get rid of that spray!". "And that's Fluttershy!" Pinkie continued, usually she's never that loud," "Um let's get this done a little faster," Spark said, "I've got places to be... That aren't here," "Okay i'm going to guess here," Dark began, "Wait," yelled Lightning. "That other one with the hat," Dark continued, "She has apples as a cutie mark, I'm assuming her names Apple Jack. And the one with the bright, clean, coat with the purple mane, looks kinda like a marshmallow and Unicorns are rare so.... I'm guessing her name is some sort of filthy peasant name." "How dare you, I am a canterlot pony! And I wi-" "Bitch I don't give a fuck because I am from canterlot and I'd know if I had ever seen a bitch like you-" "How dare you use such barbaric language why if I weren't-" "Pardon me lady Rarity, he's a little crazy," Spark said cutting into Dark and Rarity's argument. "Wait," Rainbow Dash said, "you two have met before?" "Yeah, I didn't wanna say anything but sometimes I help her with the whole clothing design thing." "You model?" said Lightning, "Hey I didn't get my cutie mark from nothing, where'd you think I got it?" "Cause you're an emotional bitch," Hoovesalot said sarcastically. "Hey!" Spark snapped back, "that's only part of it!" "If you must know, he helps me show off some of my designs in the theatre," Rarity said "So... He's a male stripper?" Dark said trying to get on both of their nerves. "Can we just get on with the tour so I don't have to put up with Dark for an hour?" Spark said. "Okay, let's go!!!"Pinkie jumped along leading everyone.
An hour later as the tour was coming to an end, "Okay here we are! The Everfree forest!" said their tour guide Pinkie who was for some reason wearing a captain's hat all of a sudden. "Heh, scary forest, wouldn't ya say Dark?" Spark said teasingly. Hoovesalot and Lightning Chaser chuckled a little. "Not funny guys!" Dark said. Hoovealot pulled a piece of grass out of the ground and tickled Dark's side with it, "Ahhh!" Dark screamed. The three stallions were chuckling in the background "Quit it you three that's enough messing with him!" Twilight Sparkle barked at them. "Yes, besides there's plenty enough to scare him within the forest!" Rarity said seemingly trying to help them. "Heh, heh!" Pinkie laughed "You guys are so silly!" "So are we gonna show em' the rest o' the forest er what?" asked Applejack. "Oh yeah!" said Pinkie Pie cheerfully, "Let's go!" she began bouncing through the forest. "Follow the bouncing Pinkie!" Lightning exclaimed. The 9 ponies then followed Pinkie deeper into the unknown...
"Okay! Here we are!" Pinkie exclaimed. "And um... Where exactly is here?" Dark asked. "The middle of the forest silly!" Pinkie said as if it were obvious. "You do know how us get back out, right?" Lightning said slightly creeped out. "Wait, what?" Pinkie said confused "I thought you know the way out..." "Relax everypony, maybe we can follow Dark's sweat and tear trail back out!" Hoovesalot said jokingly. "I think we may have to set up camp for the night guys," said Spark Nova. "So we should probably get started, alrirght! Hoovesalot, you and Rarity set up tent, Applejack, you and Twilight get some firewood, Lightning, being the most intelligent out of the four of us, you probably know how to cook so you and Pinkie will be in charge of food!" "Ugh alright," Lightning said disappointed, "but I'm letting you know that I could probably make better than just pastries!" "Don't care! Just cook!" Spark said demandingly. "Maybe we can roast marshmallows!" Dark whispered to Lightning while pointing to Rarity. "As for me Dark and Fluttershy, we will go look for food sources. Now Fluttershy, we may have to kill some animals so sorry," "But... What about all the trees around here? They have fruits and nutrients that we can eat," Fluttershy said concerned. "Fuck the trees! Now Dark, knowing that you're the crazy bitch that has all the weapons, I'm counting on you to shoot that deer over there!" Spark said pointing at a deer. "I can't!" said Dark. "Why!?" "I didn't bring my pistol," "Ugh well what else do you have?" "I have my Ak! "Good, use that!" "I can't, I just tried to use all the shots as flares!" "Ugh, wait! You just gave me a great idea! What else do you have?" " I have a rocket launcher," "Good! Use that for flares!" "I can't I just fired them at the deer," Fluttershy let out a little whimper at the thought of it. "Did we at least get any good meat from that?" Spark asked "Nope, it's in a million pieces now!" Fluttershy began crying upon hearing this so Twilight, Lightning, and Pinkie went over to comfort her. "Okay, you have to have one more thing," Spark said hoping for something good. "Well all I have left is this flare gun, but that won't be any use to us," Dark said as he threw it over a cliff and into a seemingly vast ocean. Everypony looked at him stupidly as if he'd done something wrong. "What?" Dark said unaware of what he just did. "Well there's only one thing to do," said Spark as he slowly turned to Hoovealot with a sinister grin forming on his face. Dark followed his lead and did the same, "Umm.... Guys," Hoovesalot said nervously, "what are you doing?" The two ponies charged at him, "Get down on the ground!" Spark shouted as he tackled Hoovesalot, holding him down with a knife to his throat as Dark stood on his hind legs with a pistol pointing at Hoovesalot's head, "Where'd you get that!?" Spark said with his pupils dialated and slightly foaming at the mouth. "Oh, I've had it!" said Dark as if it were obvious. "Really!?" "Yeah! Say where'd you get that knife?" Dark asked, honestly questioning him. "Um.... Ponynet!?" Spark said trying to play it off cool. "Um.... Guys, can I get up now?" Hoovesalot asked...
Later that night at about midnight, Spark Nova sat on a log staring at the fire l. "What are you doing up this late Spark?" Lightning's voice came from behind him. "I could ask you the same...." there was a long awkward pause between the two, when suddenly the fire roared and turned a blue-ish color. "Wh-what the..." Spark said in shock, "What the fuck is with all the noise?" Dark said complaining as he walked out of his tent. All the other ponies came out of their tents in shock as they watched the blue fire transform into that of the shape of a skeletal like pony with a black hood and scythe. "You are all foolish!" the spirit seemed to exclaim. "Who the buck are you!?" Spark said bravely "I am the messenger of pony hell!" the spirit yelled back. "Happy you got your answer!?" Lightning silently shouted to Spark from behind him. "You must save the spirit of the deceased in the next twenty-four hours or you will all suffer!" it shouted to all of them as it then turned back into a normal flame. Suddenly all the ponies began shouting at Dj Dark at once. "Why do we have to pay for your stupidity Dark!" Spark said seeming to begin a riot. "Yeah why'd did you have to do whatever it is you did!?" Rainbow Dash yelled at him as they all walked closer and closer to him, "Yeah and you even made Fluttershy cry!" Lightning shouted at him as well, Spark began to feel bad about all of this, seeing as if it weren't for him complaining about the currently deceased in the first place that actually caused Dark to put him down. He quickly rushed in front of Dark who was now surrounded by the others and a tree. "STOOOOP IIIIIT!" Spark shouted at the top of his lungs, he began panting as he had let out the rage he felt towards them all surrounding his friends. "The one you're yelling at just happens to be my friend, now I know we don't all know each other quite well yet, so maybe we should take this as an opportunity to get to know each other better! And to go on a quest to rescue this lost soul!" Spark began defending Dark. "Even I'm not that fond of Dj Dark over here, but he's still probably one of my closest friends," "He has a point," interrupted Pinkie Pie as she stepped in next to Spark Nova, "Friendship is very important. And besides, he didn't mean to cause anyone harm!" Spark Nova never felt more respect for anyone than he did now. Which was ironic because he hated Pinkie... But... Not this time, now she didn't seem as... Scatterbrained to him. "I think what Sparky's doing by standing up for his friend is really neat!".... And all respect lost. "I think our friend Pinkie has a point you guys," Twilight said as she stepped up with them, "So I say in the morning, we go find this... Whatever it is we should be looking for," all the ponies agreed eventually and went back to there tents.
"Watch this!" Spark said to Lightning as they tried to find a way to wake everypony up, he them proceeded to go over to his bag and pull out a round, blue flute like instrument and blew really loudly into it. Suddenly there was a loud crash and the tent where two pegasi slept in collapsed, Rainbow Dash stormed out of the now collapsed tent and began yelling at the two. "What was that for! I was busy spooni- I mean enjoying a great sleep! Um yeah..." Fluttershy then proceeded to walk out of the tent and then realized what RD had said, "Wait... you did what?" she said with shock in her voice, though it's kind of hard to tell. Spark was kind of giggling to himself when he suddenly found himself on the ground with Pinkie jumping up and down on him, shouting "Don't worry Spark I'll save you!" "Save me from what!?" Spark shouted angrily. " I heard a noise and thought you might of been choking," she stopped jumping, "You heard a high pitched sound and thought I was choking?" Spark said with a sort of look like, did you really just do that? "Yeah, you never know when someone might be hurt!" Pinkie said with a grin on her face as always. "Wait do you think my voice is that high-pitched?" Pinkie just giggled and got off of him so he could get up, "So we have to go find some... Thing, right? Twilight can you track whatever it is!?" "Maybe, if I know what exactly IT is," Twilight said looking around, "Where's Dark?" "I'm here I'm here!" Dark shouted scrambling out of his tent. "Great, so do you know what we're looking for exactly?" Twilight asked getting ready to track it. "Well I would say Rarity's virginity but that would be way to hard to find!" Dark said smugly. "Bet we could find it in your tent!" Spark said mockingly. "Hey dude, too far!" Dark said, Spark and Lightning didn't hear him because they were too busy laughing. "Ugh you guys are so immature!" Twilight said, "You should just be glad Rarity didn't hear you," Rarity then walked out of her tent wearing a bathrobe and a towel on her head, "Oh I've heard just enough!" She said angrily, "Such primitive language, but what should I expect from a Neanderthal like Dark! But I'm sure Sparky over here didn't mean it, it was probably just a quick reaction!" She then walked back over to her tent to get ready to go. "I was serious," Spark whispered to Lightning who then chuckled "Wait where the hell did she get a bath?" Dark said confused. Rarity then walked out of her tent, ready to go, "Okay so now where do we go?" "That way!" Twilight pointed with her horn, "Come on," They all began walking away including a tent that happened to be crawling, it was obviously Hoovesalot being too lazy to get up. "Wait, Pinkie never answered me, is my voice really that high-pitched!?" Spark said shakily, Lightning just walked away, "Is it!?"
Our heroes... Or um.. What ever they are, finally arrive at the evil dark castle of the evil dark forest... Fluttershy shutters at hearing the name of this place. "So um... Where is it?" said Lightning. "I don't know," Twilight said, "I lost it's trail" "So we're stuck looking for it now?" Asked Hoovesalot. "Well look who spoke up," Lightning said with a smirk. "We're gonna have to split up into groups, so everyone. So choose your partners!" Twilight said gleefully. "Don't worry Fluttershy," Lightning said reassuringly, "I realize that you're scared, so I'll go with you to keep you safe!" Rainbow Dash overheard this and immediately bolted over to them, "Hey there's no way she's gonna go with some weirdo she barely even knows, she's obviously gonna go with me! Her best friend!" the two began to argue. "Why do I think she has an ultierior motive for wanting to go with her?" Spark said to Dark and Twilight. They nodded in response. Now I know this usually works, the dog and the creepy stoner are usually with each other and Dark, you're the dog!" Spark said smugly, "Hey why's that?" Dark whined. "Let's face it!" Spark began,"You're a bitch!" "And what about the stoner?" Hoovesalot said, waiting to hear the answer. "That'd be you!" Spark said with a smirk, "And I'll go with Twi and-" Spark was quickly cut off by Pinkie Pie "Ooh ooh ooh come on I think I hear something ringing!" she suddenly dashed off with Twilight and Spark. "Well I don't wanna be stuck with those three because they'll probably be arguing the whole time, so I guess I got no choice but to go with y'all two then," Applejack said. "Geez, that was rude," Hoovesalot said. "Hey what about me!?" Rarity complained. "What about you?" Dark replied rudely. "I am a lady and I demand to be treated as such!" "So she says," Dark whispered to Hoovesalot who couldn't help but chuckle.
As Rainbow Dash, Lightning Chaser, and Fluttershy were walking down a dark hallway lit with torches. Lightning stood in between the two female pegasi, when Rainbow Dash randomly decided to walk in front of Lightning and slowed down to cut him off. "What the hell!?" Lightning shouted at her. "Sorry," Rainbow Dash said smirking, "The hallway is getting smaller and I guess I just generally walk faster than you!" Lightning obviously knew she was pulling something, but he couldn't tell what , What on Equestria could she be trying to pull? It was strange that Lightning didn't realize what was going on considering how smart he was, Dark, Spark, and Twilight would easily realize what she was trying to do, if they were there. Speaking of which maybe we should catch up with them.
Spark walked in between the two mares, he was wondering what was going through their minds, and listening to the awkward silence, he realized how much he'd wished he went with Dark. "So, um..." Spark tried to bring up some form of conversation, "How about we all compare interests? We don't really know each other at all so why not take the opportunity to?" "I read books," Twilight said bored as she kept looking ahead. "Anything else?" Spark asked. "I go on adventures with the others sometimes," still looking forward, "Really? Like what?" Spark said interested. "Meh, nothing too big," "Oh don't be silly, they're all great!" as Pinkie goes on we should just let Spark listen and go catch up with Dj, it's way more interesting there!
"And why did you almost leave me behind I'm that mud trap!? Huh" Rarity yelled at Dark. "Well you made a perfect bridge Marshmallow!" Dark replied as he walked. "Don't call me that!" Rarity snapped, "And another thing, why would you throw me in there in the first place? You practically ruined my beautiful dress!" "Which brings me to another point, why are you wearing a dress? It's a dark castle, what were you planning on doing?" "Well you never know... Maybe there's something in this dark place that can... Light a certain fire," Rarity said with a suggestive smile. "What'd I tell you," Dark whispered to Hoovesalot, "Slut" "Ya know I don know why y'all make fun o Rarity like that, but it a'int funny!" Applejack chimed in. "Why my dear Applejack it's obviously because they're Neanderthals who can only speak in barbaric tones!" Rarity responded smugly. "Hey! We gotta pass the time somehow!" Dark said somewhat angrily. "Well," Rarity began as she grinned and looked at Applejack, who grinned back. "We could sing!" they both chimed in unison. They both took in a breath of air and... Well anyways let's go back to Spark Nova, Twilight, and Pinkie Pie!
We see the three standing in a large room with three gate like doors and two open ones with light shining through on each side, "Ooh ooh ooh, I have to go to the little mares room!" Pinkie exclaimed, "Ugh, are you really gonna go everytime we get into a room like this?" Spark complained. She ran into one of the lighted rooms. "Give her a break, she's got an excited bladder," Twilight said. "And um... The hell does that mean?" Spark responded slightly weirded-out. "When she's overjoyed she'll need to go to the restroom," Twilight responded. But she's always excited, overly actually Spark thought there must be some other reason... His thoughts were cut off when they found a strange giant glowing spirit in front of them. "Welcome travelers," the spirits voice bellowed throughout the room, "As you see before you there are three doors!" "Yeah we kind of noticed!" Spark Nova shouted at it. "You will have to find the right one so choose wisely as the other two will lead you to your demise!" The spirit continued. Pinkie began to walk out of the restroom and only heard half of what it said, "Ooh Ooh, maybe we could split up and go through each door to see what's in each one!" "That... Actually isn't a bad idea, if we see anything bad we turn around and go through the door that we didn't hear a scream from!" Spark Nova agreed. "Okay then," Twilight said, "I'll take the middle, Pinkie take left, and-" "I'll take right, got it!" Spark ran off towards the right door. So the two mares just went to theirs.
Geez it feels like this place is endless. Spark was deep in thought as he walked through the hallway. As he walked he also thought about what happened when he was with Twinkid and Pielight, wait that's not right... Aww screw it that's not important right now. Twilight seems to be very intelligent... And she's not a scatterbrain like Pinkie Pie, so I definitely l who I could get along better with he went on with his thoughts for a while when he suddenly heard a scream, that sounds like Pinkie, he thought as he turned and began running out of the hallway he was in.
It seemed to take him forever to get out but by the time he was there he noticed Twilight walking through the gateway Pinkie went through as well. She must of heard that too. No time for thinking just run! He thought to himself.
Meanwhile with Dark, Hoovesalot, Rarity, and Apple Jack. Rarity is getting the mud off her dress, and the others were about to walk into a big room when suddenly they felt a strange presence. "Whoa, did anyone else just feel that?" Hoovesalot said. "It was probably jus' the wind y'all," Applejack said. Quickly a giant apparition appeared in front of the four, "TUUURN BAAAACK!" the spirit's, voice bellowed almost like the other one's. "Or else what!?" Dark yelled at it bravely. "Or you will all perish along with your friends!" it answered back. "Okay guys well we should probably turn around and leave!" Dark said to the others in response to what the spirit had said. "What about the um.... Whatever it is we're here for?" Applejack responded. The gates behind and in front of them began to close. "Maybe they already found it now let's move!!!" Hoovesalot shouted. The three scrambled to get to the gateways behind them.
Just as Rarity made it through, the gate was almost completely closed and Dj Dark hadn't made it through yet. "Come on Dark" the three other ponies shouted at him trying to get him to run faster but he just didn't seem fast enough. "Guys I don't know if I'll make it," he said as he ran as hard as he could for it, "If I don't make it, tell Spark... I dropped his toothbrush in the toilet before we left!" "Um... Yeah sure..." Applejack said, weirded out, while Rarity just stood there with a grossed out look on her face. "Ugh, I can't believe I'm about to do this..." Hoovesalot said "What?" Rarity questioned. He ran out from underneath the gate ran behind Dark and pushed him hard enough to give him the boost he needed to get through....
"Okay that's enough Pinkie, I'm sure the others are waiting for us already so get put of that chocolate pit!" Spark said for the hundredth time trying to convince her to get out. "Oh come on you just haven't gotten used to it that's all!" Pinkie responded playfully. "Pinkie," Twilight began, "I think he's right, I think I heard the others run past here," "Ugh fine..."
Applejack, Rarity, and Dj Dark stood at the entrance of the castle, followed by Fluttershy, Lightning Chaser, and Rainbow Dash. And RD and Lightning Chaser were still bickering. Lastly Spark Nova, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle emerged from the part they went to. "Well I see that nothing too bad happened to us well we were all in there," Spark said as he looked at RD and Lightning who continued their argument over who knows what. "Wait... Where's Hoovesalot?" Spark said with a sudden chill. "He... He didn't make it," Dark said sadly, "H-he helped me get back here, but he didn't make it back himself..." Spark's eyes began to tear up. "And while I'm confessing things, I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet earlier," Dark confessed. Spark looked up suddenly, "Wait, What?" Just then the ground began to tremble. A giant lava, rock combination monster burst from the ground. "Wh-what the hell is that?" Lightning said looking up at it. "I don't know but it looks damn scary," Spark responded. "Don't worry Fluttershy! I'll protect you!" Rainbow Dash said as she happily proceed to jump up on her back and dry hump her. "Ugh cut it out!" Spark said to her as he and Dark pried her off of Fluttershy. "Alright, now how are we gonna take this thing out?" Twilight said. "Don't worry, I got this!" Rainbow Dash said as she flew up as high as she possibly could. She then began to fly down as fast as possible. But she nearly hit the ground. "Y'all stand back, I can handle it!" Applejack said as she ran up and tried to kick it's rock like feet out from underneath it. It swung it's giant legs and sent her flying way back crashing into a wall. "Let me try my magic!" Twilight said. She shot many bolts of magic and a bunch of different spells, but nothing worked. "Maybe we just have to find the kindness in it's heart!" Fluttershy said hopefully. She flew up to the monster and tried to befriend it. "Hey there little fella," she tried to pet it but it raised a giant arm and swung it at her. It missed but she began to fall to the ground unconscious. Lightning quickly flew into the air, caught her and slowly flew back to the ground. He gently lowered her to the floor next to Rainbow Dash. "Keep care of her for now," he began, "and let us handle this!" he said as he looked at Spark and Dark who looked back at him, grinned and nodded. "Combat Phase activated!" a strange robotic like voiced said. We suggest playing this in a different tab for the time being http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?v=aQrmCB4ZGGo. "So, which one of us should go first?" Dark asked. "Lightning, show him what you've got!" Spark said excitedly. "With pleasure!" Lightning said, as he flew up towards the beast.
"C'mon mate...let's dance" lightning said, pulling out his Gibson SG axe. He struck the monster hard In the face. It roared out in pain, as what Lightning assumed was blood poured out of it's wound, staining Lightning's electric blue hoodie
"Dammit, I just had this thing washed..." Lightning muttered. He quickly recomposed himself, and conjured all the electricity in the air around him, letting it surround his hooves. He then punched the beast as fast as he could, knocking the thing back. He kicked it just to top it off. But, the monster had grown tired of Lightning, and grabbed him, ready to throw him down. Lightning grabbed the hand that was gripping him, and sent a big electric shock through the beast. It only angered it more, and threw him to the ground with much force. Lightning flapped his wings, trying to slow his fall, but it didn't do much. He landed hard on one of his wings, and cringed in pain
"You alright?" Spark asked.
"Gr...sprained my wing. I'm tapping out mate." Lightning said, as Fluttershy came over to tend to Lightning's wounds.
"Alright, our turn to take action!" Spark looked over at Dark and Dark nodded.
Then they both flew up and shouted, "Taaaag Teeaaam!!!!"
The two stallions attacked with all they had but their efforts were to no avail.
"Alright Gio I have an idea," Dark said.
"Wait... What did you just call me?" Spark responded shocked.
"Gio, It's a nickname, what do you think?"
"That's dumb!" Spark exclaimed, "Anyways what's the plan?"
"We walk away and act like this never happened! It's genious!" Dark exclaimed feeling proud of his idea.
"What about Hoovesalot?" Lightning said still a bit hurt from battle, "He's still gonna be gone,"
"There's only one idea I've got..." Spark looked at the ground with a sort of depression on his face, "but..."
"No you aren't doing that!" Dark and Lightning shouted in sync.
"Well we've really have no choice but for me to do it,"
"Just be careful mate," Lightning said calmly as he limped over to him, "Any last request?"
"Yeah..." Spark began, "Push Dark off that cliff he threw the Flare off of," he said with a slight grin so he'd know he was joking. Spark Nova slowly flew up to the creature and began to glow as a few lightning bolts appeared around him. They slowly turned red, then black. As they turned black, the glow around him started to become red and slowly expanded into a ball, eventually the ball was the size of the roof of the castle to the monster's chest.
Everyone looked up at the gigantic ball, some teary-eyed, with the exception of Fluttershy, who couldn't even watch. Then with a huge flash... It exploded with the monster.
Dammit why'd you do that Spark? Lightning thought to himself.
"Everypony, including all of their newly met friends, broke into tears as this meant the death of two friends, but suddenly somepony noticed something, "Hey... Spark's body is still here!" Rainbow Dash cried out as Spark's hovering body began to fall.
"I got him!" Dark called out as he rushed towards his friends falling body. He caught him just in time, "Spark, are you all right man? Say something!"
"D-Dark....." Spark began to speak "Buck you!" he said as he fell unconscious immediately after.
"It's all right, he still has a pulse," Fluttershy said reassuringly, "but we should probably get him to the hospital."
Everypony nodded in agreement and began to leave when suddenly, the entire castle collapsed. Now there definitely is one death. "Aww poor Hoovesalot..." Lightning said sadly as he looked at the pile of bricks piled upon each other.
"Hey!" a voice came from underneath all the rubble, "One of you gonna help me get out of here?" it was Hoovesalot.
"Hoovesalot is that really you?" Dark called out.
"No it's Steve freaking Jobs, of course it's me!" Hoovesalot called back.
"Hang on mate, we'll get you out!" Lightning said, gentlyplacing Spark Nova on the ground. Why he was carrying him, we don't effin know, why does it matter? Hoovesalot is alive. "Are you hurt in any way? Are you bleeding?"
"I don't have time to bleed! Now get me out of here!"
Many days after all these crazy events and Sparks recovery The gang was walking around Ponyville as usual when suddenly they came across a familiar looking stallion. "Hey guys what's up?" he said cheerfully.
"Hey... We're really sorry for your loss, but we have good news. We found Holy Diseases soul so we can bring him back!" Dark said also cheerful.
"Um... Guys I am Holy Disease," Holy Disease responded.
"Wait what?"
"Yeah, I just went to get some ice cream,"
"Grrr" Dark began to get angry as he crushed the soul in his hoof and began to attempt to attack Disease. Of course his friends held him back and they went on like this for quite a few hours that night.
