punch lines and jokes

by Zinger

First published

excuse me, but I am a fuck-mothering vampire, I killed a LOT of people and raped alot to get this title and I deserve to be called as such.

You done goofed.

He Proceeded with "Fuck the police" and proceeded to tilt every painting in hallway
walking though that hallway is gonna give me such a headache

scarlet tampon to sticky sock

You cheeky dick waffle